kristin noem = krusty cream.

@jaketapper.bsky.social are you gonna write a new book? I heard a president losing his mind was a big deal to you!

Oh, so he’s into Christy Whitman is he?

He was when she was a lot younger, 13 ish maybe

Wow and wonders off to China carp and not a clue of the Gov. Crazy but it’s all on tape.

He’s plumb full of good favors.

Dementia on full display

He's thinking of Christie Todd Whitman, former gov of NJ. Devolving before our eyes. Sad. (Not)

That's another war that he stopped. He stopped the Chinese from sending their carps over here to your great lakes, and he did it without a vaccine, just like he said he would. Just a little bleach and some sunshine. So that's, I think, 27 wars stopped so far.

Definitely enough for The Nobel Peace Prize now!

wait, is the carp 🐡 one of the mini-Wars? so now we're up to eleven?!! "These go up to 11." 🔊

“Kristi Whitburn.” Dumbass. As of right now we are all lucky to not have Asian Carp in the Great Lakes. It would be catastrophic if they do find their way past the barriers. And they’re not “China Carp”, and why does he say “your Great Lakes”? Is it one of those ‘Alaska is Russia’ things?

Biden blah blah blah.

I’d like to think Jake is getting this shit all together for a book or something

Biden old

Paging Jake Tapper. Paging @jaketapper.bsky.social

🤔trumpcarpo is taking over.

Has anyone else noticed that he is usually just parked behind the Resolute Desk these days?

He can't walk anymore

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cankles hidden from prying eyes... hand kept below desk...

this guy calls it: youtube.com/shorts/YcCoN...

I wonder what it took for them to get him ambulatory for greeting Putin in Alaska. Video showed him walking alone in that red carpet and weaving from side to side.

Doing their best to hide his infirmity.

And no hands on deck.

Someone pointed out that he hasn’t played golf in two weeks.

he is not even able to sit up straight

I don't think he is wearing pants

Yep, and now he’s hiding both hands.

Honestly, I am SO glad I can't see what his hands are doing. Really.

Here’s why!!! www.facebook.com/share/v/1ayU...

His wheelchair while melanoma ravages his body And it’s hard not to feel glad

"We'll drain the Great Lakes and restock with gold fish because everyone knows how much I like gold ..all things gold.."

Violet Beauregarde-ass president

VERY presidential, if you ax me!!

Yes. But it would be great if we stopped pretending he is going to die any minute and had governors and political leaders to shock and awe the hell out of this administration by fighting back rather than hoping CA can carry the weight of defending this constitution and what remains of our country.

Looks terrible

Yep hiding his hands, cannot walk right..go back and watch him walk up those stairs with Putin onto the stage on the tarmac…

Guessing this is why JD is taking so many vacation in adVance. Prepping

It's why he's suddenly doing all the pressers.

You’d think he’d be in DC learning and preparing. But the arrogance is too strong in that one.

This might be why: bsky.app/profile/the-...

He is not in charge! Start calling out who is. Stephen Miller and Russell Vought. Trump is the stooge. Trump won’t like being upstaged or usurped. Start the ego war!!

Hiding his hands and ankles and weird gait.

It is literally a prop, to support and conceal and control his body.

Hands and ankles being hidden, possibly his Russian handler is coaching him from down there too…

While toadies stand around praising him as if at a royal levee.

And hiding his hands.

Seems to keep his left hand covered or hidden.

Both hands are bruised, but the right seems to be much more.

Yes! I mixed up! Bad bruise on his right hand which he covered with his left.

Check this out. bsky.app/profile/jusn...

oh come on, don't be such a tease, if I were impotent the thought of this would give me a woody, as it is the only remedy is to picture Trump's fat face which would make any man limp.

And hiding his cankles He’s failing And I’m not talking about his pro-fascism agenda

Ooooh! He wasn't able to hide his hands the whole time!

And cankles.

Reminds me that scene from from "Dusk to Dawn" when guy starts turning into vampire and tries to hide it.

Pretty soon he'll be just a head and then just talking wound up hair.

No accordion hands, must be killing him.

He showed the dead hand for few seconds its bruise a bit..

With all those poor fools standing around behind him like flagpoles - sad

Hiding hands and cankles

Or on this damn phone at 3 AM

Have you noticed how everyone behind him must have hands clasped in reverence to his absolute authority? That's what America is now.

Perhaps I am stating the obvious but there is definitely something very wrong with him - he is declining cognitively and physically right before our eyes.

And when was his last round of golf??

IsTrumpGolfing.today says the last time was the 17th.

Some are saying that we'll know his death is imminent when the time between his golf games stretches longer.

And Vance standing there licking his chops.

Hiding his hands and cankles

postural vertigo and/or vasovagal syncope from the act of simply standing up are pretty much unavoidable at this point

He doesn’t want anyone taking pictures of his cankles.

Between his hands and his ankles it's a wonder he can get out of bed in the morning.

The chair reclines, he sleeps there and then his minions bath and dress him for the day. 🤡💩🍄‍🟫👶🏻

He has handlers for that. Disgusting

His swollen hocks are probably painful.

They wheel him in before the press is let in.

That dragging leg slows him down.

He’s an empty talking head, but who is the ventriloquist?

Can't stand, Can't walk. Certainly can't think!

What’s he hiding?

He’s dying. No amount of babbling and sycophancy will cover it up.

And hiding his hands and ankles.

He can’t stand for long

Hiding his hands

Literally everyone.

What is he doing with his hands beneath the desk?

When's the last time he climbed stairs into AF1 or walked across WH lawn to the helicopter? Why no questions from the press regarding this change? Or maybe I missed it?

Probably nothing to miss. They wouldn't dare ask why he's looking frail. 😏

“bUT BiDeN iS OLd”

Hides his colostomy bag

Not showing his hands

Or cankles

Too feeble to stand for a few minutes?

Yes, as his dementia advances it becomes hard to walk. I believe he is at an advanced stage just judging by how my husbands dementia advanced fast in the late stages.

He’ll tout his self-importance with his last breath.

Where's Jake Tapper to call our his demented, unfit, addled brain?

I’m so happy to read all these comments about his deteriorating health. Shouldn’t be too much longer I hope

Yes, he’s been sitting down at his desk when he talks now. Definitely noticed.

Taco tits McTreason is hiding his ginormous bloated cankles.

Feeble and getting feebler

Yes And he’s bonkers. You’re right.

That plus his sudden fixation on "going to heaven" speaks volumes. When my patients suddenly focused on heaven it was because the reality of their mortality could no longer be ignored

🙏

Now with his hands in his lap. He is decomposing right in front of our eyes.

I’m guessing there’s a potty chair back there.

And doing his best to hide his right hand, but not quite succeeding.

You know that Miller and Vought have a detailed contingency plan for when he is no longer able to appear in public. I say they are propping him up until Jan 21, 2027, when JD becomes president and then runs for 2 full terms, giving him 10 years as puppet president.

When Trump dies, can we urge Bush, Clinton, Obama and Biden to boycott his funeral?

Hiding his hands

And cankles.

Grover Norquist’s lifelong dream: an idiot with a pen.

Weekend at bernie

What do you think about Europe and Japan deciding not to send mail to the US?

Love this one... is it the bruise or a weighted had he has to carry over... (beginning of clip) bsky.app/profile/atru...

Yes! He goes from covering his hand on the desk to keeping his hand under the desk. He can't lie well without moving his hands... He's covering the Big bruise!

“Big Beautiful Bruise?”

Also CONTINUES TO GASLIGHT US WITH FAIRYTALES.... I certainly can't wait to be paid for my drugs, how bout you!?

He can't stand on his fat ankles, but his mouth seems to work, and his ego is off the charts. So he holds court in his tacky gold sanctuary.

I think he took issue with all the ankle photos.

bsky.app/profile/ftcn...

Yes. And he looks awful. Unwell.

And hiding the hands. I suspect that's IV bruising on the right hand.

I'm just waiting for the headline...

Indeed I have. I suspect that he's hiding his swollen ankles. Also, keep and eye on his hand movements. He frequently hides them also.

Sorta 'Floyd the Barber'-ish during his final years on "The Andy Griffith Show."

Has anyone noticed he has completely lost his mind? C’mon, mainstream media, call him the hell out when he mumbles and can’t remember names.

He's a few Big Macs away from "heaven".

He's always surrounded by his psychopants.

He’s hiding his swollen bruised hands and cankles. Must drive a hand talker like him nuts to not be able to wildly gesticulate. His insanely inflated self image is getting harder to inflate by the day.

One step away from weekend at Bernie’s

It’s also becoming obvious, from recent appearances, that he has trouble standing and keeping his balance.

Yes, even more than before.

Hiding his bruised hand.

Clearly he is in physical and mental decline. He really should quit the job and take care of his health.

Helps to hide his hands and his instability on his feet. Oh, and the catheter as well.

Unable to stand, hands hidden. Good thing he's the greatest, healthiest, smartest president in the history of the universe!

Parked and painted.

You bet! Hiding his infirmities.

Yep! #cankles

He hasn't been golfing in something like a month? Just how sick IS he?

😳

He was golfing this weekend. But, he doesn't do any real work. They prop him behind the desk for the photo ops, let him ramble, then shuffle him off to residence to watch tv and angry post.

I suspect Stephen Miller is running the country and behind all this fascism.

Definitely. Maybe not all of it, but a good portion of the immigration and police occupation. The economic stuff he might be leaving to others. Which is why Trump no longer being president might not be the solution. Although not sure Vance is as stuck to Miller as Trump is.

Events are moving faster and this isnt good.

His team will prop him up as long as possible until it almost literally becomes a weekend at bernie's situation.

He's really sick. I suspect that the doctors have told him and the family that they've reached the end of the line with treatment for whatever conditions he has, hence the comments about getting into heaven.

Congress should demand an independent physical and mental exam.

Heart failure often is accompanied by brain fog.

NO one should ask them to come in bsky.app/profile/chri...

I'm waiting for him to just pass out mid-sentence on live TV.

That settles it. Joe Biden must resign.

😂

Thank you for your service @jaketapper.bsky.social

That Whitman from Michigan

Not only can he not remember her name, but is he also saying here that Chicago is in Michigan? Or that Whitmer is governor of Illinois? 🤔

Donkey brains.

I'm thinking overripe melon...

Aphasia. Again. Again. And the media will move blithely on, totally ignoring these multiple red flags for advanced dementia presented to them in one short Oval Office media event.

This whole act, or 'park sick, rambling grandpa' in front of the desk theatrics, seems worse than usual. I think he is far more sick than most people think. And I say, bring it on.

GOVERNORS- must fight- FIRE With Fire! Trump’s executive orders is a declaration of war against the American people! 🛑 WE MUST SAY NO: • No to dictatorship. • No to disenfranchisement. • No to treason. Because If We Fail Now We Might Not Get Another Chance!

It’s the Asian carp and no it hasn’t taken over the Great Lakes. Trump: have you heard of the China Carp? This guy Trump is a fucking idiot and doesn’t know from his ass and a hole in the ground. Trump is a fucking pedophile.

Ohhhh so he is thinking of Christine Todd Whitman, governor of NJ from 1994 to 2001. Yeah….someone ask him what year we are in.

Bingo!

Trump answers a question about sending troops to Chicago with a story about fish in Michigan.

Quick! Call jake tapper and george clooney! I'm sure they'll be so concerned about grifter 47's mental abilities that they'll speak out, right??

Fvck Trump! -Michigan

All those women look alike to him.

To be fair, he doesn’t know his own kids’ names, so

Vance and Thiel giggle with glee. Thiel: It won’t be long now. Vance: It never has been…

Not that he was fit for office before, but all these fuckwads need to be held accountable for the fact the Moron in Chief is not only mentally unfit for office but physically.

Herr Kankles

That wasn't just a favor to Governor Whitmer. Those carp are a real danger to the ecosystem in the Great Lakes.

Thought the same thing. There are (were) government agencies around to recommend actions on such matters. Not as favors, but for the eco-health of natural resources. He’s lost his mental faculties. That paired with his need for hate makes him a very ill man, unfit for ANY office. “Retire” already!

🤞🤞🤞

They have a plan. Just like Biden did when he went into recovery mode.

Most old people have bruised hands! Don’t get people’s hopes up!

No, they don't.

Thank you...

Really? I'm an old people and most of my friends are old people -- no bruised hands! The only time my hand has looked like his was a few years ago when I was a younger old person and someone kind of botched an IV going into my hand.

Dementia

Note also that Trump is wrong and obviously confused when he says, regarding invasive carp, "its taken over your Great Lakes". There's no evidence of invasive carp in the Great Lakes, as Trump should know since that's the point of a memorandum he signed in May: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

This is more evidence of his feeble brain. He obviously remembers something about "China carp" threatening the Great Lakes but has no recollection of anything beyond that.

CHINESE CARP..VIOLENT FISH!!!

Sundown, you better take care🎶

Notice he’s got his hands under his desk now so people won’t see them.

Dementia?

#DudeGottaGo as then-Senator Kamala Harris put it.

Thanks for translating, I didn't know who he was trying to name. Chris Christie? Noem?

Aaron - you are doing the world a great service - listening to this dribbling idiot day after day - so we don't have to.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

He’s sooooooooo creepy.

That brain rot, and “cognitive” decline - no one is challenging that shit.

That’s easy for him to say.

So, let me guess, he put on fishing waders and went out into the Great Lakes himself and pulled all of these fish out by hand? "It was the 2nd greatest thing I've done on the Mexican border. They love me for it."

And then he fed the world with loaves and fishes!🥴🥴

(Yes, that is the wrong boarder.)

And it appears Noem and Bondi are competing for fashion queen of the administration…

He is totally off the rails, talking about Chinese Carp taking over lakes in Michigan when the question asked was about sending NG into Chicago. And sporting a very large bruise on his right hand today….

He said "China carp." Because he is an idiot.

Tick, tick, tick…

His brain is mush. He is living on revenge, hate and delusion. Jake Tapper should write a book about it.

I thought the funnier part was he talked about her right after he talked about Pritzker because apparently all the people in the Midwest are the same and we should care about bitch ass Gretchen Whitmer. Well, jokes on you Gretchen because people only use Michigan for conferences for some reason.

PEDO SEZ WHAT?

Is there a doctor in the room? Trump has Alzheimer.

Man he is stuck 30 years ago. Thinks he’s talking about Christy Todd Whitman.

The girls appear fooled by his charm which is not very good…

They know it’s not right…

If the name sounds familiar, Kristy Whitman was the Governor of New Jersey, in the 90s.

Who’s calling or texting Jake Tapper with some new material.

You make it seem like he cares!

Poor Kristie! She must be crushed after all that border wall painting she did for Daddy! Poor thing. LMAO!

And did you notice the black paint was being applied to the US side of the fence?? Idiots, every one of them!

Right?! The Mexico side is being painted with lovely murals, for free. lol

Hiding his hands now......

Possible flashback to Christine Todd Whitman? Different state, different decade, different political party, but you know how all these women governors look alike when the spirochetes are working...

That's Big Gretch to you, Cheato.

There's that pesky dementia once again on full display..🥴

Who bathes him?

He’s an idiot. It’s Asian carp. It’s been in the Mississippi for decades & has been found in the Chicago River. Not too sure how close they are to the locks right now, but last I heard they were still being contained in the river.

Demented

hahaha Kristi Noem is heartbroken her replacement Daddy Figure can't remember who she is or isn't

Man. He sounds bad.

Hiding his hands again

And his soul

Never had a soul

That is so true😸

awwww grandpa’s confusing his women again

Misogynist AND transactional. Doing your job is not a "favor".

“Dementia Don.” Someone call Jake Tapper.

Remember way back when a president being old, feeble, and senile was something Republicans were deeply concerned about?

I do remember. Trump does not remember apparently.

He can’t remember if he peed or not!

Reagan…

They project bigger than IMAX.

Weekend at Bernie’s — keeping his hands and ankles hidden.

Hiding his hands now

Dementia ill republicans hiding his mental illness

Can ANYONE please tell us EXACTLY WHAT it'll take to acknowledge that trump's mental decay/decline has become TOO MUCH?

His dementia playing up

Where's Jake Tapper?

#25thAmendment #Unfit #DementiaDon

So is he offering to send the military in to fish for Asian Carp? What else could they do that we would want to ask them to "please come in"? Then again, requesting that he send all the troops currently infesting our cities to come fish for the carp infesting our lakes might not be a bad idea 🤔

Wow he did a good thing with the carp

Senile

Why is he hiding his tiny hands?

Senile old af felon

Is he conflating them because they are both brunette? To be fair, he has so few women who aren't blond in his orbit that must be slightly confusing.

Once again, if this had been Biden the hue and cry would have been audible from orbit.

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social Fill your buddy George Clooney in on this too.

Omg he knows everything about everything 😅😅

Heads are never under the desk.

I can hear him on the tv in the other room right now and his voice just makes me sick.

I had to shut it to preserve my mental health…

Doofus has to continualy look down at his notes to help keep him on track. His mind is a wonderful thing to waste...away.

im sure he indeed did a favor for kristi. freudian slip much?

Trump can’t walk straight. He can’t use his accordion hands. He holds on to the podium when he does stand. He sits behind his desk to cover up his hands and ankles. He can’t keep names straight. It’s clear he can’t think straight. Look at him. Listen. He can’t even hide his dementia anymore.

Lectern

And he's sundowning... Makes less sense later in the day...

holds on to the *lectern

You've got me noticing this now. LOL

It really gets in there, donnit...? 😀

Once seen, can never be unseen rofl

He’s jumbling Whitmer, Noem, WHITMAN?? Total brain scramble. Next he’ll call her Whitney Houston. This isn’t a slip—it’s a meltdown. The man’s neurons are filing for bankruptcy. VERY SAD!

I’m so sad I’m laughing at him & his fools standing behind him.

i present to you, Kristi Whitman. ghostwriter of Leaves of Grass 📖

Many many people are saying he has about 6 months left. Tops.

Idk. I have a family member diagnosed with CHF 10 years ago. Strokes, aphasia, memory loss, she’s still hanging on…

What was he even talking about there?

Attn Little Gretch 1. Not this 2. This

Dementia and brain worms

I don’t think we have any Chinese Carp in NJ…🤔

Jake Tapper is getting right on this, I just know it

25th

China Carp!!!

Sure. He's a moron, and that is nicely put.

A member in good standing, so I'm told. youtu.be/9LBasxQ9Nyc?...

They. Don’t. Care. As long as he lets the extreme right hate They. Don’t. Care.

25!!!!!

His mind is melting. youtu.be/aopdD9Cu-So?...

Grandpa’s remember things from the 90’s again.

And why is the media not questioning one damn thing? They were all over Biden but this blob rambles incoherently constantly with NO questions asked. Why???

He’s so damned lost….

Just weeks before, hell, maybe days and he’ll be set out to pasture or after the midterms jail. One can hope, anyways

If it is heart failure, you’re right, it actually could be another year.

As a caregiver, I know and knowing he has the best medical care one can receive, He's unlikely to die of natural causes while in office. I'd rather like believe he should be sitting away in prison along w/his profiteers of taxpayer money & government contracts. Either way, Out of the Oval!

She sold her soul to him, and he doesn't even know her name! Thats funny!

Walt Whitmer

Dementia Don 😁💯

It was a 😊 EO.

Call her whatever you want you fat, orange piece of shit but she still owns your bitch ass 🤡

When your mind is gone, and a first grader has a better memory 💩🤡

Meanwhile, Jake Tapper and Chris Cuomo are busy teaming up for all the juicy details on Joe Biden’s visible forehead bandage during his most recent public appearance.

These 2 are why we can’t have nice things!

Jake? Jake Tapper? Hellllooooo, Jake?

Oops! Trump is declining.

Kristi Whitman, Tim Apple, Cas Rasau, have any of you been to Yo Semite? Cocaine Mitch loves it. He just loves it. Bucket List!

@peters.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @petebuttigieg.bsky.social @dananessel.bsky.social @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social @debbiedingell.house.gov Trump looks worse. Will someone tell Governor Whitmer that he thinks she's Kristi. Governor Whitmer it's time to stand up with the other Governors!

"I did Kristi Whitman a favour about fish" whut

Ok grampa...time for bed

I was waiting for sugar tits

Your work is so important because the mainstream media simply does not cover how badly his brain is broken.

I’m sure Jake is on chapter 10 now !!!

Jake Tapper! Paging Jake Tapper!

My God! The rambling! If this was my parent I would be mortified and my brother would be calling me, "Hey! Do something about dad!"

Used to be married to Walt Whitman and later to No-Neck Williams.

So close

And yet so very, very far …

Maybe he should just stick with "That Woman From Michigan"

Expressive language gets decimated with dementia. I doubt if he knows many names. They won't be able to prop him up forever!

Holy fuck! He is really out of it today. Well-documented case of elder abuse going on. And by the way, here in Illinois that invasive species of fish is commonly called Asian carp. Ignorant asshole. Tick tock, mthrfkr...⌛

Walt?

First and foremost, Trump is a moron. Second, he makes no effort to remember people’s names, because he doesn’t care. And now he has advanced dementia. I dare anyone from the press to ask him what day of the week it is. He has a 14% chance of actually guessing the right day.

Venous insufficiency causes dementia. His swollen ankles are the least of his problems.

I wanna wipe my period blood in his face

So he’s sending in the Marines and National Guard to fish for Carp??? Cause Kristi Whitman asked him to??? WTaF is he even talking about?

🤣

the guy is senile

But Biden occasionally stuttered....

Sigh. Christie Whitman despises you as much as Gretchen Whitmer does, I'm sure.

📌

Common sign of congestive heart failure is short term memory loss but hope he is feeling better. 26 is coming

So glad all the groveling Gretchen has done has paid off. Trump sorta remembers her name!

Why isn't this the lead story on every news source except fux?

so the Nazi ICE troops are going to take care of the China Carp? ok got it

Is Jake tapper listening? Taking notes? 🙄

Holy fuck jabba’s a racist idiot! Where’s ole fuck wit salacious b crum, I mean Stephen miller! Fucking dopes!

Anybody notice his whataboutism word salad?

Old man rambling bs

How can I still be shocked by his insanity!? Fucking violent, Chinese carp!!!!!!

Let’s go brain plaque, let’s go! 👏🏻👏🏻

If only Jake Tapper were alive to see this

He'll have a book that comes out in 2030, outlining all the reporting he could have done on Trump but chose not to at the time.

@jaketapper.bsky.social