Trump: "Beverly Hills, I have friends, they leave their trunk open for their car bc they know they're going to be vandalized. They don't want trunk ripped off in order for them to steal what's in their bag. They leave doors open so when they go in to steal the radio, they don't rip off the door"
He's living proof that a brain isn't a required organ.
Criminals = code for black and brown communities. Sick racist old man.
You know immediately that he's lying by saying he has friends.
So The Hulk is doing a lot of car robbery in Beverly Hills these days, huh?
I heard that insurance companies go around ripping the doors off cars in Beverly Hills as a part of a scam to raise rich people’s premiums.
Trump's friends sound fucking stupid. Maybe their shit is always going missing because they leave the doors open.
They are still driving around in Cadillacs.
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In 2018, the head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services during the first Trump admin left a suitcase, with $47k worth of jewelry inside it, visible in the back of her rental SUV, while she gave a speech in downtown San Francisco. 🤦🏻♂️ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...
Let's go back to the person in charge of Medicaid traveling with 50k worth of jewelry. Real salt of the earth.
Trump is covering his hand again. Too bad he doesn't cover his mouth.
You laugh but do you have any idea how quickly you get tired ripping doors off cars?
Oh FFS, Just #DropDeadDonnie already!!!
One of the best jokes from Weeds! www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4VP...
Well done. I'm just trying to decide which is which.
HDU, this is a slur on multiple erogenous zones
Steal the radio? Is this 1987?
Problem is Trump does not have friends - it’s like his fictitious friends who call him “sir”
He really hasn’t moved past 1982 NYC has he. I can’t believe millions of Americans love this guy. Ugh
The catalytic converter is more profitable.
Relatable.
Stephen Miller is so giddy with power he can’t even stand still…
The GOP call the left "elitist" because they want want everyone to have an actual education or because they like books and read. According to the GOP and the US media, Trump constantly bragging about how much money he's making off of the presidency or his friends being extremely rich, is not.
Pretty big bruise on the hand of the healthiest president to ever live!
Looks like he had an IV there
He has friends ?
First and MOST blatant of lies “I have friends,”…. Okay! Name some of them and what you all do together…
I would LOVE a reporter to ask him this!!!
He has ‘golf buddies’… who know they have to ignore his cheating and lose to him if they want to get invited again.
Still NOT friends… I want ONE person to come forward and say they are friends.
Narcissists generally do not have "real" friends because the defining traits of narcissism, such as a lack of empathy, manipulative tendencies, and self-centeredness, prevent them from forming the deep, mutual connections and trust essential for genuine friendships.
So TRUE and his own family doesn’t even LIKE him…obviously! They tolerate him when they are FORCED to! How sad an existence!!
He had one bestie but he killed himself in jail. I think you know what they did together. 💀
They are all on the Epstein list
"I have friends" 😅🤣😂
Jared’s father
They’re not friends. He was doing his Daughter-Wife a solid! You know she came into $100Million while her husband $2Billion from the Saudis! ALWAYS about money!!!
You are correct. Anything for Ivanka. He never hid his lust for her. So many photos. Kinda like child porn
It DOES make a person wonder why her mother fell down some stairs and he has an OBSESSION with women he thinks remind him of his Daughter-Wife. He’s nicer and more affectionate to her than the First Bimbo.
Only bc DT got him out of jail.
My first thought, too.
Big people
Cut him some slack, for crying out loud, the poor guy's best friend was murdered in prison!
DJT brain is stuck in the 90s.
His brain is Jello.
Truly. When I park my car I leave the trunk and the doors open all the time. Perfectly normal behavior. NOT! Not once have I had my trunk ripped off, not sure exactly how that would happen.
Trump: “Bel Air, I have friends, they shot themselves, in the leg, the shoulder, just so when the bad guys came - and they’re coming, believe me - they wouldn’t shoot them but in a worse place. Like the head. Headshot. Bam. “Don’t waste a bullet on him, he’s already shot.” It happens all the time.
So people in Bel Air are shooting themselves before the bad guys arrive? But if they have a gun, why don’t they defend themselves instead of shooting themselves? Yeah, legit story, Mr. President.
Genius
We know absolutely that this is a lie because we know absolutely that he has no friends.
Decrepit DEMENTED diapered rapist felon trump is a PEDOPHILE. In any SANE nation he would be in JAIL for the rest of his DISGUSTING life. 👎
His friend Victor Maitland had his art gallery invaded by some ruffian from Detroit. They’re shipping criminals posing as cops in from Detroit.
Axel something.
His decent into absolute madness on full display
Trump thinks it's 1984, pinching radios to listen to Lionel Ritchie and all that crap, it'll be proper shite when he thinks it's the 90's..
Is Miller trying to be creepier by tap dancing? Because it’s working
I find it unlikely that he really has any friends, so I expect the rest to just be bullshit.
WTF is grandpa even talking about? Where is Jake Tapper to question Trumps cognitive abilities?????????????????
This man live in that past, ain't no one stealing car Radios in 2025. Like can some explain to me how the fuck someone is going to steal this fucking thing?
Shit, I really need to remember to proof read.
yes. you should. you are missing 30 or so fucking as adverbs. :)
nice
Everything is computer
It's the dogs and the cats that are in danger.
Well you know he was lying when he started off with "I have friends..."
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Is "stealing the radio" still a thing???
Lies, he has no friends, only sycophants.
By "Beverly Hills" did he actually mean "The Imperial Housing Projects"? 🤔 But, lest we forget, this is also the man who ordered the Battle of MacArthur Park. It's so wild to see conservatives terrified of the safest f***ing neighborhoods in my hometown.
How is literally everyone in the room not
They're eating the 8-tracks, they're eating cassette tapes
Too darned funny!!! 🤣
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Damn, these replies are fire!!
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I wonder how you steal a satellite radio signal from a car? 🤔
He's got weird friends
Yes … they’re all invisible.
It's giving "she goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her" vibes
In Canada
Is this why he's so obsessed with making Canada the 51st state???
No. I think it’s because he wants to be remembered as the 1st president of the 2000’s to expand US territory. Frankly, I would much rather like to be an add-on province of Canada. 🇨🇦😉
And wants his elite players to have access to Canada’s natural resources
Right on the nose!
He doesn't know even one person this has happened to. It's a complete fabrication.
Maybe in the 1990s, the last time a "radio" was stolen from a car...
I knew Trump was lying at "I have friends."
I hear thugs are coming to Beverly Hills from Detroit and putting bananas in tailpipes.
Those damn bananas 🍌!
JFC, I get dumber every time he speaks
He’s so fucking dumb. And evil. And his brain is mush.
Says the man who hates California and never sets foot in it if he can help it. I bet half of what he is hearing is coming out of Caitlyn Jenner's mouth.
He's not hearing anything. He's making it up as he goes along
He owns a golf course 30 miles from Beverly Hills.
untrue
271 guns have been stolen out of vehicles in Oklahoma City this year and it seems this should be a bigger story kfor.com/news/local/o...
This is 1980s New York Brain
Sounds like this woman, Beverly Hills, is lucky. Elsewhere in the world they don't rip the door off. They steal the car 🚗🥷 The 'radio', that is so 70s. Does it have dials 📻😊
25th this demented old liar. this is just embarrassing.
Stuck in the past and an idiot. He was always a useless braggart nothing more.
he would literally lie about what time it was if he thought it would gain him an advantage
Never a picture where it doesn't look like he needs to use the toilet
Is this bitch really stealing standup material from Chris Rock? Broke the window to steal a candy bar as I remember it.
Keeping that hand covered, I see.
By friends he means the clickbait he watches whenever he's not sat behind a desk signing things
Huh????🤔 really huh???🤔
“A woman got raped in Central Park…no, it wasn’t me this time …it was a bunch of Blacks & we should lynch them all, I’m gonna put an ad in the paper about it:..”
I have a friend who won't release the Epstein files because he's in them.
Bloody hell…I had no idea that ALL my countrymen had turned into freaking savages. We should be scrutinizing friends and neighbors better. I also need to build and fortify a bunker. My dogs need body armor. Crap my cats too. Lots of work to be done! Munitions and supplies to procure. Stay safe!
Why yes, all his friends he has in... Beverly Hills. Leaving their trunks open because of course in Beverly Hills you park on the street. Oh wait, no: they leave their garage doors open because of course thieves in Beverly Hills once they get past the gates will then smash down garage doors to...
This sounds like the joke where you put season tickets to a bad sports team in an unlocked car, and when you come back, there's another set of season tickets there too.
Ok this totally supports my theory that there is a betting pool to get him to say the most batshit craziest things possible.
I just reiterated to my family that when my brain gets that bad in a few years, please just keep me safe and humor me in my delusions, and take turns listening, so that nobody goes insane. But please don't make me President. Thanks
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I amazes me that someone can sit and spew so much rambling blather in one hour, and everyone stands around him pretending that this is anything even close to reality/normality.
No one thinks like that. My kid's car is Denver... Some thoughtless asshole smashed a passenger window on it when it was in front of the house last month. Did I roll the rest of the windows down? No! This guy's a fucking idiot
He doesn't have friends.
Rolling in my Weezer-mobile.
THE.PRESIDENT.IS.MENTALLY.ILL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
History will not be kind to this bunch of despicable deplorable dimwits! They certainly are a special kind of ass kissers!
his mashed potato brain is getting increasingly mashed
He has no friends
Is he planning to send the US Military to Beverly Hills now?
First off, he doesn't have FRIENDS
Ok, grandpa.
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Check out that room full of monsters before they zoom in on the head monster.
That's their "WTF is he going to say this time?" face.
Quadruple 🐂💩
Uh huh so he's lost and nobody gives a damn. It's fine as long as they get theirs 🤡
Trump said "I have friends" Sorry Donald, but that's inaccurate. You have people you screwed over and people you're going to screw over neither of which can qualify as friends.
The only thing he said that sounds true is “Noboby lives like that.” Some folks even in my small town in Canada would say they leave their car unlocked so thieves don’t smash their windows to get the loose change… I’m always like, maybe don’t leave loose money in your car instead…????
His friends are stupid.
his brain is oatmeal
Trump is a lying sack of shit He just makes things up … they’re ALL LIES 🤥
Still covering the right hand up
Look at that corpse hiding his decaying hand
Well we know that’s all a lie. He has no friends.
Friends? He has friends? Who are these (imaginary?) people?
Wikipedia: Donald Trump, an American businessman, politician, and the 45th and 47th president of the United States has used several pseudonyms, including "John Barron", "John Miller" and "David Dennison.” So, David and the Johns.
STEAL THE RADIO???? Cars haven't had "radios" for 20 years! What a demented moron.
trump doesn't have friends anywhere.
He forgot to mention the signs his friends leave on their cars “ Cars open take what you want please don’t vandalize “
Which Beverly Hills friends, exactly, leave their trunks open with shit to steal inside?
Coming from a guy who waddles no more than 25/30 feet to waiting cars. When was the last time he went to a grocery store? Or ate out in DC restaurant? The Obamas & Bidens never had a problem. He's spoonfed Millers racist mush without any personal experiences. He sounds like a doddering old fool.
Someone please call A Place for Mom, stat!
Utterly demented brain diarrhea
Dude thinks it's still the early 90s and people use radios in their cars I had one of those ones where the faceplate would come off to prevent theft 🤣🤣
He gives batshit a bad name.
guano has use
“Steal the radio?” Do they steal the ashtrays at the same time?
Steal the radio? Is this the 90s?? Who has a DIN style radio anymore!!???
People with dementia often make rambling, incoherent speeches.
Just making shit up eh?
The president is a demented lunatic. He's an increasingly batty old man.
He writes horrible scripts
There's no way this isn't also tied to some racist bullshit about black people being super strong savages
This is obviously a lie, Trump had one friend and he died in prison
Will no one save the poor besieged citizens of… Beverly Hills?
The radio? The fuck? This dudes brain is mush and stuck in the past.
This stupid fucker believes everything his "friends" tell him "leave their trunk open" 🙄 what a load of shit.
A reminder : he has zero friends. None.
He thinks his friends are anyone he calls on the phone. Because he has their phone number they must be his friend.
After Epstein, they’ve all been imaginary.😑
Trump is the dope dealer who thinks he has a lot of friends because so many people come to his house.
Never had one. Ever. And I understand why. Cause hes just scum. Even all his wives were whores... and low level whores with zero morals or standards.
And one of them is buried at his golf club for tax purposes
Yup. Good chance theres actual secret boxes of documents buried in the grave lol
True, when you rape kids together, your bffs lol But then trump arranged for him to get killed when he was president so what Epstein might have thought that trump was his friend... but then trump murdered his ass
I was going to say that too!
What?
What a Cracker Barrel full of shit doom fantasy storytime nonsense for his bias confirming nimrod cult followers. (Whew... That was a lot to get out in one sentence) 🙄😆
car radio secondhand market is lit
“They build their houses with just three walls so that when they get robbed the criminals, lots of criminals, best criminals, the criminals don’t leave a broken wall on the side of the house. And they have no backs to their bodies. They have fronts. Beautiful fronts…
we’re talking Beverly Hills, movie stars, plastic surgery, you know, but their backs are just empty so the thugs can just go right in and grab one kidney, two kidneys, whatever organs they want and not wreck the beautiful bodies...
Any time Trump starts a sentence with "I have friends," it's an obvious lie.
Trump’s storytelling has entered full “urban legend” mode. What’s next “” People leave their keys in the ignition as a gift ?
This must explain why dumbass redneck MAGAts in TN leave handguns in their unlocked cars over night. They know those guns will be stolen anyway! /s
I just got back from 2 weeks in LA. I drove all over the place with all kinds of stuff in my car. I was careful, but I walked the boardwalk, Ventura Blvd, etc …alone…with jewelry on, nonetheless. Gasp!
Did the rental car agency instruct you to keep the trunk and doors open?
😅 More likely do that for the bears. 😅
The brain rot and lies are getting worse. Who believes this crap? Gramps needs to be in assisted living.
LA resident here. No one does this in Beverly Hills. No one. This is pure fantasy, a falsehood, a lie, a flimsy, ridiculous excuse to foist Martial Law on us all, and no one calls him out on this or any of his unconstitutional acts. Exhausting.
What about the garage owner who leaves the garage open at night so that people can come in and take stuff? I mean, that guy’s garage must be pretty famous, right?
Who the fuck wants to listen to the radio when you have a playlist on your phone? Or if you're rich enough, you have Spotify or something.
No one does this.
This is how you know he’s never been to Beverly Hills Ever
Weird friends he has. Why don't they move?
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Trump has no friends. So you know this story is utter bullshit. The liar in chief with his mini me liar next to him are just fucking lying to you.
He has friends?
Let's hope the sun is gettin' real low.
Sorry…tripping up on his having friends.
He has no friends: he has leeches who want something from him in exchange for tolerating being around him
Who is going to tell him that they stopped stealing radios decades ago?
Trump is still living in the 50’s
The 1750s
I just like the part where he thinks thieves would rip off car doors or trunks... when anyone remotely familiar with cars knows if they bust in the driver side window they have access to the whole car. When was the last time Trump actually operated a car?
I imagine that he thinks car thieves are "thugs" with Hulk like strength and they just rip the trunk off the car with their bare hands.
Never. He's never had to cook, shop or drive for himself and it 100 percent shows when he rants about things like this.
There actually is some video out there of him driving a car, but that was like 20 years ago.
Has he forgotten that cars are all computer these days?
I think he still thinks you have to unlock trunk with manual keys...
Just another thought, why are they stealing car radios if to hear them you need speakers and speakers contain magnets? Today trump said there were no magnets 20 years ago then China got into them. But don't worry, he's going to get some.
I wonder what goes through the minds of his peanut gallery, as they stand there listening to a doddering old fool spout gibberish while trying not burst into hysterical laughter or tears.
Not the point, but what bag is he talking about? Why would someone leave a bag in their vehicle if they know the contents will be stolen? I have questions.
Lol. Did he watch McGruber recently on @Netflix.com? If he goes off on a rant about Miatas and celery stalks, he definitely watched it.
What a bunch of dummies. The guy speaking and anyone in the room that takes it in and doesnt see a problem with it. 🙄
I wouldn’t believe anything that comes from the mouth of Trump nor the Trump Regime altogether. It’s all lies, propaganda, misinformation and more lies. Always.
You mean those rich folk in the hills don't have a garage to park in?
Why does he need the entire clown show standing around?
narcisism
Those manufactured car radios are in high demand on the black market.
Tertiary syphilis.
Wait a second that sounds eerily like someone watched Beverly Hills Cop recently
He also said that many of his friends had bananas put in their tailpipes.
Was 100% fed this lie by an advisor to somehow sound legit as if it was 1984
What kind of super strength car thieves they have in Beverly Hills?
He is insane. A rambling moron Look at all those idiots standing behind him pretending this is normal presidential behavior. Someone please stick something in his IV to make him sleep, forever.
WHAT A PATHETIC SHITSHOW.
Sounds like he’s talking about bears trying to get to a picinic basket in Yellowstone
Yes, kids these days all after those car radios
Trying to get your 8 track deck and Fosgate speakers.
😂
Black market those hot radios
Again, the weird fantasy world he lives in. Like he has friends, let alone friends who drive their own car, let alone friends that don't have 24hr security. Queueing up for the pro forma "Sir story" now...
I didn't even catch that he seems to think thieves rip off doors to steal radios. So is the door-ripping the dumbest part? Or that people steal car radios now?
These door rippers today have it so easy. I tried stealing a turntable out of a car one time and got stung like a bee.
Who the f are these weirdo "friends and people" he knows saying all that crazy town stuff he is talking about? Is the blood flow stopping at his ankles? He is not well.
There they stand, clutching their family jewels, if they still have any.
They’re hiding the empty space because they don’t have any.
Alex, I’ll take “What never happened “ for $500.
nothing about this is true starting with “I have friends”… “Stars, big people” do not leave their garage doors open. *Ramblings from a guy who watches a boatload of tv and is totally stuck in the past of his demented brain*
He is dumb.
This ass wipe doesn't have any friends
Lying sack of shit, you don't have friends!
Please look at Steven Miller; his posture and pacing are notable. He's in charge, he's got the dimwits ear, and he's looking to become the next Hitler. All he needs is for FOTUS to say what he instructed him to say.
HAHA. The last time he had a friend, he had the guy garroted in a prison cell.
At "I have friends" you already know he's lying.
Steal the radio? His brain is stuck in the 80s
This is demented.
So what just saying is I should just go to Beverly Hills where the rich and powerful just leave their doors and trunks open so I can just take their head units and 10 inch Kickers.
Next time he sets foot in California he should be 5150 immediately
the last time i heard of a car radio getting stolen was 1997
Krasnov: "But even those friends of mine, who leave everything there for taking, won't leave their daughters alone with me."
Love to see a wide angle of this to witness the restraint his sycophants must be exercising as he babbles utter nonsense.
When my husband worked at The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences in the 90’s setting up displays in their gallery w/our roommate & they’d walk to get lunch or leave at end of day to catch a bus they’d frequently get stopped by cops as they walked down streets as NOBODY walks in Beverly Hills.
Just being on foot in Beverly Hills on the side streets was seen as suspicious activity & enough to get you stopped & questioned & both guys were white & dressed nicely as they were working in the main headquarters of the Oscars so there wasn’t a reason to stop them.
SUCH a soulless, shitty little liar Fred created.
I've only seen ICE vandalize car doors in LA. He must have seen the videos.
Don't think residents of Beverly Hills park on the street. They have gates and garages.
That's ridiculous. PeDonald has more invisible make-believe friends than any kid I've ever met all put together.
He's so full of shit. He should have been a writer for some crazy cop show.
He has no idea what decade he is in! This is nuts!
File this under "That never happened"
Cover that hand good and tight.
What is this, 1985? His Beverly Hills friends have third-party stereos mounted in their Range Rovers?
Also, the window winder handles are very valuable second hand.
Everyone under the age of 35: What's a car radio?
Why would someone steal a radio?
metahumans are ruining cars?
Wait, Trump has friends? Like, what we call friends? Or people he made up in his head like this story?
He had one, but he died while awaiting trial during Trump’s last administration. 🤷🏼♂️
He doesn't even know how windows work.
Beverly Hills is a rough neighborhood 🤣
“You’ll have 3 dolls instead of 30 dolls…”
Might just wander into the garage in Beverly Hills and see what’s parked… just saying.
