All things you don’t need when the people are with you. But Trump knows we are not.
All things you don’t need when the people are with you. But Trump knows we are not.
Here you go Maga. Your war monger Dictator.
Department of Drunks more fitting
I called this a couple days ago but I thought Hegseth would go for “Department of Warfighting”
At least he has the line up of ash urns on the mantel ready for his sycophants
It’s taken six idiots seven months to undo the work that tens of thousands of intelligent persons accomplished over seventy years.
Sadly it will take 70 years to rebuild all that has been destroyed. Or longer.
It's always easy to wreck things. And claim victory. Rather than build things up. That's why bullies like to wreck things.
Why can’t anyone shut Trumpscum up once and for all
You heard him… he promised no more Wars and now he talks like a dictator that wants to take over Greenland, Canada, Venezuela, Argentina, Panama Canal, wants to claim the GAZA territory, wants to annex Ukraine & claim assets for himself. He doesn’t want to defend us, he wants to be Hitler & expand/1
His Empire bc he considers us his possessions. The White House his personal property, this nation just another page in his global portfolio. We are his weapons his power. Without us he is nothing. It’s time to take our power back. We are not going to take this shit lying down. /2
Tell him the Nobel committee won't like it and he'll leave it alone.
“Between you, me and the complete lack of constitutional restraints on this regime, we’re gonna change the name to ‘Department of War on Trans.’”
Department of Dregs, Derelicts and other Unemployable Washed Up Media Personalities. The DDDUWUMP , commonly called the Dump, pronounced “duh•ump”.
Ummmmmmm
Weird because I thought he was ending wars, not starting them.
God, how satisfying would it be to just sock him in the mouth while he’s going on and on with his demented nonsense?
Cool. I thought you were the self-touted "no more foreign wars" president?
Foreign wars, correct. Civil wars against the US population and anyone who disagrees with his BS.... Not so much.
Sweet fucking Jesus 😞
His mask is really slipping. He wants to be seen as a strong leader and in his eyes, using military force to get what you want means you’re a strong leader. But this is in contradiction with his wish to get a Nobel Peace Prize, which he wants bc Obama got one and he can’t be upstaged by his enemy.
Start with changing your lack of empathy, just to name one.
It would fit his style of defending America. For someone who says he hates wars he sure does like to cause them esp in America. His War for Authoritarianism Department. Look out here it comes.
What a president who ran on no more wars would obviously say.
🤔🤨🧐😂
"war is peace"
So peace keeping is no longer job one. He’s an idiot. And a fascist. And a xenophobic, homophobic, misogynistic, racist felon. Not to mention a rapist, likely sociopath, seditionist, and all around puke. 😉
I really just hate that jerk.
Why change the name if you are “the president of peace”?
Who cares what you call your Romper Room.
If the substitution of “war” for “defense” makes the title of the dept more accurate, then they must want to incorporate “offense” as a legitimate option. So much for the quest to earn the Nobel Peace Prize.
Wow reaching way back in the past for this forgotten "hit"
Whatever they're pumping in his veins sure makes him chatty.
He’d name Pete the King’s Hand, but he would need to be bruised up first
If he loves war so much, why did he skip his own?
The not being warmongers went down the drain even faster than the Epstein files.
How about "Department of the Iron Fist (which we will use to punch anybody who doesn't agree with us)"
Why couldn’t one day all those journalists just silently leave the oval room while he tirades, shaking their heads and facepalming?
I’m a dog; I lick my derrière, eat all manner of disagreeable things including 💩 and have rolled in a wide assortment of obnoxious substances over the years. However, I’m truly sickened (to the point of gacking up my breakfast) by this guy. He and his fawning minions are utterly disgusting.
Hegseth wears his undies backwards !
Look at the little man in the Oval office with his gold accents, gold chair 🤦♀️ I honestly don’t think we could have found a man more unintelligent than this. He brings only death & destruction RESIST FASCISM 🇺🇸 🗽 🇺🇸
Correct me if wrong, but wasn't that the name of that department during Lincoln's time?
Right! And he’s looking for the Nobel PEACE prize. Demented
A fucking disgrace to the United States, Trump and the Republican party
As they are starting a war on the American people they are the War department
Department of Civil War?
B-b-b-but he’s for PEACE, which Republicans now suddenly love.
Duh…..orange moron…..duh……President Shitzinpantz.
And yet this bitch wants a Noble "Peace" prize!
So giving up on that Noble Peace Prize, huh? Hard to send Nazi thugs into American Cities with the word “Defense” in the name …
Release The Epstein Files ... #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles 🗽
Are we going to war?
The "President of Peace" is obsessed with war.
No x 2, and we’re going to fire the moron, Pete Kegseth, and change the name back to the Department of Defense on Day 1 when we take this country back.
Thought he wanted a Nobel peace prize.
Too bad he can't rename it the War Prize. Or, shit, maybe he can. Who the fuck knows anything any more.
Donald the Dove, right?
Pete would *really* prefer it to be the “Department of Warfighting”, actually
“Department of War”. Really? What are we doing here? How the corporate media can normalize this shit is beyond me. This press conference alone is front-page, hair on fire news and in normal times would be grounds for impeachment and removal. I’m so sad for our country right now.
Same here.
Department of War sounds much more aligned with a Nobel Peace Prize, amiright?
How about Department of Where are the Epstein files?? Department of War. He has lost what little mind he has left.
From the guy who wants a peace medal. He’s praising war.
I thought this oaf ran as the “peace candidate”.
Nazis
It was originally the department of war and that is indeed the better label for it.
Okay, Boomer
Because war is bad and it is also bad
And that would be precisely why we don't call it the department of War anymore
Yes, but you see, it IS a department of war, not defense. So it SHOULD be called exactly what it is.
That'll definitely clinch the peace prize.
Changing the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War will boost Trump's chances for a Nobel Peace Prize. For sure. Probably by a gazillion percent. (A gazillion percent of zero is still zero.)
Make it 1500%, like the drug price “reduction”.
Call Norway. Get a Nobel War Prize.
Nobel Peace Prize material just oozes out of his stupid piehole on a daily basis.
He needs to go outside and sit on the Liar's Bench. He tells some big ones!
The gold is just so tacky and distasteful.
He needs to go away immediately
🤮🤮🤮
When they don’t give you that Nobel Peace Prize…🙄
As I watch his mouth moving and spouting lies, I am becoming nauseous by the tacky gold display behind him. He's made a mockery of the presidency.
I am so happy we have an ocean between us, Mr. President 😬 It would even be better if folks stopped sharing & elevating his every brainfart.
EPSTEIN
Here you go....GET READY!! #TACONazi is preparing for war.
Yikes! Can you imagine the textbooks this guy is generating out of Texas?
Yeah . Good idea - never much of a defense department.. Start some wars so you can make peace afterwards and get your Nobel Prize..
I thought he hated war? #epsteintrump
Not sure that's how it really works. Project 2025 is in full swing - well done MAGA!
Yes, changing all the signage, documentation and every other DOD item is certainly more important than mental health treatment for veterans or even a pay raise for active troops so they don’t have to go to food pantries at the end of the month.
His brain is fucked. He was stupid to start with but, oh boy.
We are out to defend our sovereignty, not make war.
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OMG He's nuts.
Because Hegseth thinks he's GI Pete with Kung fu grip.
Change the DOD to a cruel and ignorant title. Impeachment, please.
I'm fairly certain that doesn't qualify as a misdemeanor or high crime
evil despicable subhuman ghoul
Trump always wants to put a new label on an old product so he can claim it as his own.
It would cost BILLIONS to change the name because everything would have to be painted over or ditched. I guess he has a fixation on calling it DOW.
Commander Small Balls, deferral specialist.
Because nothing says the Nobel Peace Prize like the Department of War.
In all fairness, the US rarely engages in defense, but starts or gets involved in many wars.
Wouldn’t changing it to the Department of War be a step in the wrong direction of the Nobel Peace Prize he has been trying to buy?
He’s mentally and physically ill. A clear and present danger to the world.
Says the guy who demands the Nobel peace prize
👍
Sounds like something a noble piece prize recipient would do
The Department of Waging War on the American People.
Trump: “I’ve ended 10 wars” Trump: “Department of War!!!”
Get this fool out of our country.
I think we have to keep him here for the sake of the world - just not in high office. (Personal opinion.)
And he thinks that qualifies him for a *peace* prize?
Sure, incredibly bad.
Trump: I deserve a Nobel for stopping all the wars since 1865. Also Trump: I think the Department of Defense should renamed the Department of [Domestic] War.
He’s a Warmonger. War is good for business and that is all he cares about, making money. He doesn’t care about helping people, that cost money he thinks should go in his pockets.
Gramps need his meds before he starts shouting at clouds.
So, we're gonna call it the Department of War as we deploy armed soldiers to our cities, and while the SecDef keeps talking inanely about "warfighters" and "lethality". Great.
#DepartmentOfDefense name change: #DepartmentOfWar at #Trump request (fitting: invasion threats: #Mexico / Panama / #Greenland - #Warships surrounding #Venezuela & War Zones created in #LA & #WashingtonDC by #MAGA / #Republican / #ICE #gestapo) www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-d...
The Department of Civil War
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor, so this checks out.
LOL. The guy who wants the Nobel Peace Prize is changing the name to the Dept of War!
Oh sure.. working on that Peace Prize..
The trump reality show 2.0
Between us? What does he think that phrase means?
The lawyers for a criminal defendant.
Why change the name? Is he planning on starting a war some where? He and Hegseth are disgusting fascists.
Lethality, white straight male exclusivity, warfighters? Department of War? “We have nukes, why can’t we use them?”
INSANITY
Your anti-war president, everyone! Dude just had to put his piss spot on everything.
I abhor this doddering demented pedophile!!!
His stupidity is terrifying!!!
“Defense” has too many silly, cilla, sylabila, it’s too big.
Look at that gaudy shite behind him. I hate him.
Oh my! It’s not like I didn’t know, but he’s officially lost it🤯
What like two weeks?!!? Fucking dope
The last time the U.S. had a War Department was WWII But I'm sure that means nothing /s
Oh Christ…
Why can’t Cosplay Kristi mistake him for an unruly dog!
Tbh, I can't get past the gold. The man looks like a fucking fool. (see what I did there?)🇨🇦
And Vietnam? Afghanistan? Korea?
We have an incredible history of victory! 🫣
This guy is insane. Plain and simple. INSANE.
"Pete Hegseth has been incredible with the as I call it the Department of War. We call it the Department of Defense, but between us I think we're gonna change the name. Also, we're changing the name of the Administration for Children and Families to the Jeffrey Epstein Center."
He is going to just blend into the Oval Office soon. You’ll just see two piggy eyes and gob talking . He has destroyed that room with his tacky gold . Horrible man just die soon and do us all a favour
"I don't always solve 37456464597685468956 wars, so there's no need for a dept of war but when I do, it's on my own people"
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Is he setting up to declare war on ???
Of course he wants to change the name because fascists want to fascist.