Trump: "When we came in, the eggs were through the roof. They were 4 times higher than they've ever been. And my first question from you people- 'What are you gonna do with eggs?' I said, 'What's the problem with eggs? That was caused by Biden or whoever was operating the autopen actually caused it"
Well that is all the nonsense I can listen to from the idiotin chief for today.
Most of the time, I just turn off the volume cause I feel like listening to this baffoon makes me stupid. 🤯🙉
I see that gracious greeting the Bidens gave Trump on Inauguration Day is still paying dividends
Hands tucked away under the table 🤔
This man is a complete idiot! l wasn't born with enough middle fingers for the people that voted for this half wit!
😆😂🤣 hilarious! 🏆 @ex-gopgeraldo.bsky.social
For fuck sake! Eggs were high because of a bird flu epidemic that resulted in a lot of infected chickens (egg producers) being slaughtered!
WHAT ABOUT THE EGGS
Too ignorant or too demented to understand avian flu causes shortages. #25A
Ok so I’m on west coast and have to turn this shit off for my morning. Thanks to all the great posting, really
He is senile and they don't want to lose him yet
He actually never says anything... I mean, he says words but its never related to the topic and it never makes any sense... Then everyone in the room nods and agree and move on... I cant stress enough how bad this looks from outside the US, its just pathetic.
Seriously?! DA FUQ?!
Ahhh…. The biweekly pep rally with his team
Doesn’t your head just want to explode with this guy🤯
YES
Send this incompetent mess to a mental institution immediately
Eggs are high Gas is high Release the Epstein files.
Donald's brain is basically a McDonald's small French fry
He is one fry short of a happy meal.
I think the packet only has one fry left.
Talking about shit being scrambled.
Eggs are still crazy from what I understand. And gas is worse?
Eggs aren’t being regulated. It’s only a matter of time before people get sick.
Yeah, this is worrying me.
Insane isn't it!?
Show us your purple hands, zombie grandpa.
What the hell is this idiot even talking about?
Now it’s coffee, fruit and vegetables, paper products and so much more. Eggs were high primarily from the bird flu. Everything else is caused by Trump and tariffs.
🤪
So all problems now are caused by Trump
It’s amazing anyone takes this clown seriously.
Unfortunately, the media takes this clown seriously and that is why we’re in this mess.
When he mentioned eggs I automatically thought , scrambled ,like his brain.
Yep.
Omg thisssss
He's counting of the stupidity of his followers but at this point they have to be sticking their fingers in their ears to keep their eyes from rolling out of their heads.
he’s still talking?
He's still breathing?
fuck, seems so
Damn.
Forget about the avian flu outbreak that increased egg prices in Dec 2024. tRump demanded COVID testing stop to bring down the numbers. RFK jr. “We’ve in fact said to [the U.S. Department of Agriculture] that they should consider maybe the possibility of letting it run through the flock..."
Not only have grocery costs risen since this fool got in office, but so has everything else, thanks to his tariffs. Now, some international brands won't ship to the US because some European post offices have stopped shipping to the US. Thank you, jackass.
I'm sure that autopen would do a much better job at presidenting than this meat bag.
This reminds of those Irish dancers who had to keep their arms down so the British soldiers looking in their windows couldn’t see they were dancing. We should start calling trump “lord of the coverup “
I never knew that's why they keep their arms down. Wow. Learn something new every day.
Didn't he invent the word "groceries" just so he could lower the prices?
Dementia is severe in this one.
Unbelievably bold liar.
If this was a simulation, then his cognitive decline would hit an integer overflow and glitch to genius.
Ah the one joke his 2 melted rapist brain cells are still clinging to: the autopen 🙄
I'm getting tired of food inflation lately. Not sure if anyone else is noticing, but eating healthier is getting way more expensive. Ironically, there seems to be more deals on junk food, lol, and ultra processed items, which contributes to insulin resistance over time.
He hasn't fixed anything but where the money goes in his pocket
100% positive this fat piece of shit has never been in a grocery store, much less purchased eggs.
So my question to the orange would be, WTF did you do to cause the price of eggs to drop as the H5N1 virus decimated the egg layers? Nothing would be the correct answer, you did nothing
Grandpa missed his morning Adderal
Delusional as usual
From a .. that never shopped in his effen LIFE.. no clue.
I think the Epstein Files caused the problem with eggs
Ludicrous
Fucking liar piece of shit. Come on, cholesterol. Do us a solid.
Egg prices were caused by the avian flu. I don't care about autopens. I care about a dragging leg, fat ankles, and bruised hands. Clearly, something is wrong. I care about why the Epstein cover up is continuing.
Can we please investigate Biden for creating and spreading the bird flu that affected egg production??? 🤡
HIS eggs are certainly scrambled. Yeesh.
He’s so stupid
WTAF is this man saying??? The msm has failed us.
Gramps has lost his shit.
Still no Epstein files
Why are they letting him ramble on incoherently again?
I am positive that, in this "new science" era, someone will find the correlation between eggs' price and autopen usage. It's just a matter of time.
Did they use the autopen to color the eggs for Easter? Trump doesn't have any idea what's happening.
BREAKING: Administration applying chapstick in the Huddle, preparing for the Trump ass-kissing competition, to Open the Trump Press Conference. Fan Duel and Draftkings Odds favor Noem over Bondi by 2:1... because she has bigger lips to apply to the ass.
I was wondering why Bondi hasn't gone the whole lip filler, over-the-top beauty queen look. She looks like she needs a makeover
Definitely looks haggard... you'd think her conscience keeps her up at night... but it's probably just bad jean-genes.
She really has that concentration camp matron look down though.
None of his ass kissers have a conscience.
Any moment now, one of the people in the room is going to grow a spine.
Just going to drop this right here. Also BIRD FLU!!! www.indystar.com/story/news/2...
He can’t take any blame on anything. Our zero accountability commander/in-chief.
TrumpGPT is hallucinating again.
Idiotic, temperamental tangerine 🍊
Hiding them hands.
He's never stepped foot inside a grocery store, he's never had to purchase his own groceries, he's never purchased eggs in his life, he has no idea what anything should cost. Even today his people go buy him his McDonald's. He's completely and utterly clueless
Dementia Don 🤔
Trump claiming that the gas price is below $2 in some regions.....let's check gasprices.aaa.com/state-gas-pr...
which pathetically useless piece of shit corporate media hack asked him where gas is selling below $2 a gallon? “None of them, Katie”
Don't waste your time checking. Put the time to good use.
I see he is hiding his necrotic hands below the desk. Anyways, release the Epstein files.
Fuck this lying piece of shit, time to get rid of him!!!!
Cost of eggs was directly related to the bird flu and supply and demand. Biden did nothing to cause the prices to go high and you did nothing to bring them down. Bird flu problem subsided and prices slowly started to come down! Not rocket science even if a fucking moron like you can't understand!
Thank God I'm not a vile, ignorant moron who believes the shit that comes out of this vile, ignorant moron's mouth.
How anybody can take this fool seriously is beyond me. What a loser. SAD.
I tried to apply a translation app, but even the gibberish option gave me nothing I could understand.
I'm voting AUTOPEN FOR PRESIDENT!
Does anybody here speak imbecile? I need a translation of that word salad.
lol, that would be a funny tool. One of those ai voice thingys that you could type in text and it would translate it in Trump speak. Someone's got to have done that?!
Maybe they can't make AI stupid enough yet. 😁
Ai struggles with human idiocy. It can recite it, but can't explain it.
25th, 25th, 25th- way overdue
Idiot.
Liar🤮
I cannot. That his stupid ass cult takes every word as gospel and he says insane ridiculous shit like this all day every fucking day is beyond my comprehension
Sure, buddy but let's have a look at your tiny hands first.
Pathetic piece of💩
His fantasy world
Um... What? Why doesn't anybody in the room tell him he's full of shit?
Time for grandpa to take a gummy and go night-night
Uh-oh, grandpa speaking nonsense again
Still waiting for any reporter -- or anyone, really! -- to publicly offer a loud, clear, "WTF is wrong with you?"
He talks like a crazy old man, and no one calls him out on it.
The media needs to stop covering these disastrous events
Who ya gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes 👀?
Translation: I am not aware of the problems of non-billionaires, but whatever they are I will blame them on Biden.
Is he answering actual live questions or just giving a speech?
He’s literally losing it in front of her eyes like I can’t even track what you’re saying
Biden has never laid more than four eggs a week the whole time he was in office.
Rambling nonsense. Im looking forward to jake tapper’s book arriving in 2029. I hear he’ll have shocking revelations of the mental and physical health of a major political figure.
@jaketapper.bsky.social is a useless bum
Yesterday he was just as eloquent with: "... nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody twenty years ago let's all do magnets there were many other ways that the world could have gone, but, so, for, it’ll take us probably a year to have 'em, we’re heavy into the world of magnets now ..." 🤔
OmG he is insane. Complete loony.
He is such a troll.
The thing to remember about the price of eggs is that turmp is a codefendant in a child rape case WITH Epstein.
Accurate headline: "Trump Claims Egg Prices Controlled by Biden Autopen."
Groceries up 15% across the board. Electricity up 22% but by all means eliminate windmills and solar
I see we're in for another day of alternate history
My thought too. Saw this and said "Shit, he's at it again". 😡
someday, hopefully sooner rather than later, our prayers will be answered.
The pox on him.
🙏
The price of organic eggs I buy is still high at $7 a dozen. It used to be $4.75 during the Biden era
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week.”
Aaron, we owe you a debt of gratitude for actually listening to all of this without resorting to day drinking or smashing various electronic devices.
I have no words anymore. Everyone in the White House and all his supporters need to burn in hell forever.
And good eggs are still $10+ per dozen where I am.
Doofus completely unaware of the avian flu virus epidemic that required the culling of millions of chickens.
I see someone is having one of his "spells" again. 🙄
Yes. One of his psychotic episodes. Let’s see what the rest of the week brings.
I can only think of one thing that would be valuable.
Lol. True.
Wtf?
It's funny he's so fixated on the auto pen
"Eggs were through the roof when we came in. That's no good. People had to climb up onto the roof to get them. Some people were injured. And the eggs kept breaking when they went through the roof. But we put a stop to that as soon as I came in!! Eggs now remain firmly in the grocery store coolers."
A parody of Trump speak
Did he say that? What is wrong with this man!
No, apart from the "eggs were through the roof" part, it was a joke. As to, "What is wrong with this man?," sorry the sun is expected to become a red giant and destroy all life on Earth in a few billion years, so there isn't enough time left to answer that question.
“I just came back from the supermarket and people were lined up outside the door. I asked what was happening and they said that since eggs dropped 500%, they were free. I said that was wonderful but I’m not here for eggs, I’m here for a Pepsi. They made me wait anyway. Raise egg prices!”
His brain is scrambled eggs. One of the most dumbest humans EVER.
A demented narcissist is a lethal combo. And he's fucking exhausting.
But the question was: what are YOU gonna do with eggs?
Felon trump = dumb MF!
No he doesn’t know anything about the Google, he has dementia
Prolly not 😆 question is, do magats?
A 👇 talking about the price of eggs that he’s not going to do a damn thing about.
Shows he’s been having his Bald Daywalker use the autopen again for him while he was golfing because it’s back in his demented brain.
NY Times headline: Trump cites lower egg prices
That was because so many were infected by bird flu.
his obsession with the autopen is a dead giveaway that they are using it extensively with him.
😂😂😂😂😂 TRUTH 👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂
Where's the medical officers they need to put him in a straightjacket and drag him out he's talking nonsense this pedo is seriously ill and his clowns sat there no to
Who’s going to tell him?…..
Egg McEpstein please.
The auto pen caused the bird flu??
Crazy talk
what an unbelievable idiot
Translation please!
Now everything is expensive
And still they cover his every fart and flail as if he's relevant. He is not. He is a flailing has been, looney tunes and incompetent, inCONTinent and insane.
Biden also made beef and coffee more expensive as well as The Gas in all the states where it is not below $2
Trump is mentally unfit to run our Country. He has no business being in the Office of the President of the United States. Trump is mentally incapacitated.
I can't imagine any job, anywhere, where I would interview Trump and decide he's qualified for it. In all my workplaces.
A job interview to serve as a sideshow absurdist clown, perhaps, but then he'd be disqualified by a background check on account of raping those kids.
I'm not a qualifying psychologist, but this man is obviously deranged. His 'court' cheer him on because they can totally manipulate him.
I see it's 'go around the room and kiss the ass day' at the WH
So tired of this.
He’s fucking insane. Why are people treating him as if he is not?! It drives me mad.
He lies as easilt as he breathes...
The latest episode of rTump TV. I can’t even watch it.
He’s completely out of his mind
His word salads are getting more and more tossed.
With Russian dressing.
YES!
Anyone who’s spent time with a dementia patient will immediately recognize what’s going on here. And I’m not saying that in a mean way. He’s unfit.
Will the media do their job and call out Trump's lies and BS?
Eggs are still not cheap and beef has gone through the roof.
How much did eggs cost when Trump and Epstein were raping high school girls.
Were eggs ever $24/dozen?
Oh my word, why is the media so scared to call out his lies. They need to do their jobs. If they do not call out the lies, then they need to lose their jobs
He’s sooo eggshausting
I want someone - anyone - to ask him exactly what the difference would be between an autopen and his approach, which appears to require a children book style precis by aides of the order before he laboriously scribbles whatever he calls that mess. No difference at all is there?
Diarrhea of the mouth.
I usually eat my eggs. Regards, Frank
Now do beef. And electricity. And vegetables. And PS5s. And health care.
Clearly insane. Invoke the bullet points.
We are watching a mental patient acting the role of president.
What a blathering idiot Trump is. Hey @apnews.com time to write up an article that Trump thinks egg prices were caused by an autopen.
LIES, LIES, LIES.
EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE, (it’s not) YOU PROMISED TO BRING DOWN PRICES YOU FASCIST PIG.
Lies Avoidance Don’t despair Don’t comment Instead Email Senators Email members of Congress Tell them This is not normal This is not good It’s not who we are It's not who we want to be It must stop Do something Or quit
Why are reporters dumbfounded and not just telling him he's lying. Period.
They are silent because they don’t want to be kicked off the WH premises, or they actually believe him which ranks them in the same IQ percentile as him.
Too bad. At least they can say they spoke truth to power.
Does he not know that Biden caused magnets not to work if you drop them in a glass of water?! Way more important than eggs and pens. 🙄
USA, Revolt, riot, General Strike, FFS do something, the rest of the world has your back here
Your record should be exhibit A at the 25th Amendment discussion (that Congressional Rs are not having).
I think it’s time for the Old Yeller! Where’ Noem? I hear she’s good at that, bout the only thing too sadly.
Does anybody else realize he's always doing a presser sitting behind the desk & not showing his hands too much? I suspect he has more health issues (physical & mental) than what's been revealed.
My neighbor and I were just talking about it. The desk keeps his body hidden. And he always covered his hands in stead of doing the usual 🪗 or 🪭 We think he has problems standing. And low energy. Can't move well. Gawd speed...
Probably cannot stand for more than a few minutes at a time, plus he can hide his swollen cankles behind the big desk
That was what we were just saying. You noticed too. 🤛
Mitch McConnell is still with us. Remember they have decent insurance coverage that will keep them alive when the rest of us would already be dead and gone. And JD Vance is as bad, most MAGAt's don't like him so there is that.
Those damn chickens with their bird flu and auto pen!!
He just says words, and people around nod 🤦♂️
He insults everyone daily with this nonsense.
Now do beef.
Good Christ! Please make it stop!
I nominate Felon47 for the Nobel Prize for CRAZY.
Unhinged nutter
His brain is a size of an egg
Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden.
OMG just STFU and...
He’s absolutely insane.
