He can s*ck the back of my b**ls

He’s using the Homer Simpson rule!

The mixture of malice and stupidity makes me want to scream…

So Zelenskyy should have just allowed Putin to invade Ukraine with zero opposition?

The fate of Russia belongs to Europe now. Trump is far too dumb to understand the problem. @adamkinzinger.substack.com @markhertling.bsky.social @jimsciutto.bsky.social

He's not wrong. For there to be a murder, for example, one person needs to fire the gun and another person needs to receive the bullet. Takes two to tango.

He took this from Ronald Reagan. Russia has attacked Ukraine, not the other way.

both sides Charlottesville 2017 take two give the old guy some warm milk, some cookies and put him to bed

i'll take things a rapist says for $1000.

It takes two countries to invade: one to invade and one to get invaded.

His country was invaded, you moronic asshole.

Does it though?

“It takes two people to tango”: one to invade the other person’s country, the other to defend their country from invasion.

"The women & children I raped are not exactly innocent either. It takes two people to tango."

"She was coming on to me. You should have seen how short her spa uniform was."

The uniform I required her to wear as an underage employee at my Mar-a-lago spa

Fuck you! 😡

47 came much closer to the tango with Putin in AK than Zelensky ever will

No, when you've been invaded it most certainly doesn't take two people. Kinda like rape.

lol. They were invaded so he’s just fighting back. Same rhetoric as if a woman hits him back.

What the hell did Zelinsky do?

Putin certainly owns this Kompromised traitor!

Is there a doctor nearby? Please a lunatic needs assistance

Peu bien parler de la 6ieme guerre mondiale , pauvre ignorant et analphabète

He didn’t start the war you fucking idiot. Russia invaded Ukraine. Zelenskyy is defending his country.

Disgusting. Trump always sides with the villain.

Shitbirds of a feather flock together...

Victim blaming. At least he's consistent.

The same person who accuses E. Jean Carroll, et al., of not bein innocent.

Along with certain 14-year-olds who should be treated as adults.

Did he watch War of the Roses last night? Like, WTAF?

What he said to all his Epstein victims!

You have got to be kidding.

It takes only one bloody dictator to invade a sovereign country…

Too bad he can’t dance.

That’s like saying France wasn’t innocent either and it took two to tango (for Nazi’s to invade their country). GTFOH!

Also: "Nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! "Win with Winnie!" Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!"

So true. FDR wasn’t innocent either. He didn’t have to retaliate after Pearl Harbor.

Putin’s puppet

Victim blaming again…

WTAF⁉️

What the gibbering fuck is mush mouth peepaw going on about.. Tango dancing is a mutually agreed upon, coordinated activity UKRAINE WAS INVADED BY RUSSIA. ITS A FUCKING WAR.

That sorry piece of 💩 doesn't have a lick of sense. Zelenskyy is defending his country and the rest of Europe from putin's aggression. Ukraine did not invade Russia, Russia invaded Ukraine. The idiot-in-chief should be removed from office immediately if not sooner.

I can't come up with anything other than the hate and rage every time I hear him speak.

I know it, and I hate that I have to hate anyone. Can't find a way around it though.

Traitor Trump supported Putin's invasion. No Justice bsky.app/profile/chri...

Two to tango - Trump & Putin Trump & Epstein Trump & Stormy Trump & Satan

It takes 2 people to lie: 1 to lie and 1 to listen- Homer S.

Live from Russia Today..

Z is fighting to save his country and all the ppl who live there. He is not guilty of anything but fighting for survival. 💙💛

Or one country invading another.

UKRAINE WAS FUCKING ATTACKED BY RUSSIA!!!!!

Incredibley dangerous rhetoric.

He’s in extra rare form today. Spiraling, in fact.

* Donald Trump is insane. Trump’s Cabinet is a Jim jones cult. There is no one at the ship of state wheel, except the us military. *

Always the fool.

Has it been more than 24 hours since he became President?

How many times do we have to say "what a moron" After Alaska, there is no more doubt TRump is Pootins pupet and does as he's told.

Ukraine didn't do the invading you fucking buffoon. What a stupid fucking thing to say but that's par for the course.

He can't die soon enough.. what a fucking idiot. He's not exactly innocent by defending his country from an invasion??

God, he's dumb.

Lying.

- It takes two to tango, your Honor. - You have been found guilty of rape.

What if one person was forced to tango?

Bad people on both sides ?

Buy now treason is in season!

He can't stop talking SHIT

i still can't believe this fart is the potus ...

Yeah toddler

Zelensky was attacked, full stop.

"I didn't molest that 14 year old, I was defending myself."

Says every abusive man, ever.

It is not a tango at all

He’s siding with the villains once again. This is shameful behavior from a POTUS.

Same could be said for the guy who marks his golf card.

It takes 2 to tango but it only takes 1 war criminal to attack & occupy a peaceful sovereign nation minding its own business.

Trump has said that to girls he’s raped

“The US was not exactly innocent on 9/11 either"

That like blaming the rape victim.

Ah yes… victim blaming the favorite thing for scumbag republicans to do 🤡

If a tango has one attacker and one defender, then yeah.

ASSHOLE !

He's such a fucking loser

So they should've just let Putin capture Ukraine? What a fucking moron.

Another example of a false equivalency is Trump and ethics, morality, pedophilia, whatever… You pick your own word.

Trump, observing one person stabbing another in an alleyway and taking his wallet: “Ah, both these people are at fault in being part of this act of violence.”

Trump, observing one person stabbing another in an alleyway and taking his wallet: “Ah, both these people are at fault in being part of this act of violence.”

I hate this fucker

He is giving money and weapons to Russia. I feel it in my gut.

And intelligence.

Oh, yes. 💯

He's led by the nose by the headbangers surrounding him and the morons at Fox and they in turn are swallowing Kremlin propaganda campaigns hook like and sinker. Everything he does and says is another good day for Putin and his evil circles.

fucktard says what?

File under: F*** THIS GUY!

🖕🎃

Bully logic: blame the victim.

I remember when FDR invited Tojo to tango at Pearl Harbor.

Sure, one to invade, and one to be invaded. There is not enough stupid in the world to describe trump’s stupidity

Putin is a war criminal. Zelenskyy is not.

trump knows the difference but only answers to one boss

Has he ever been asked HOW Ukraine forced Russia's invasion?

You have to consent to the dance first. Shocking that Donald “when you’re a star they let you do it” Trump doesn’t understand consent in any context

pathetic senile old man

ASS

They aren’t fucking, you braindead sack of shit. It’s a war. That actually can be one sided. You know when one side invades the other. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

???

Spoken like a true sexual predator.

What a creep

😳

You are so right. Tango to the epstein files.

Well, that fits in nicely with his treatment of women. In his mind it can't be rape because they must to be into it, even if it's just a little. What a piece of shit.

Should've said that about 9/11

He's just full of useless words today. Kinda like saying it takes two to rape someone?

Sure, but what was she wearing...? Same energy.

He’s really slipping. If you go back and watch his videos from 2015 and then now, the difference is striking.

You did not need to include “today.”’

somebody draw trump and Putin in a tango with trump holding the rose in his lips

What would you expect from the guy that said there were fine ppl on both sides at Charlottesville. What a piece of trash he is!!

It's true. One to walk into a department store and one to rape her in a dressing room.

That “creep” defended Democracy and his people And stood up to the KGB Killer -Rump’s boss

47 is a dumb 💩

Says the nazi who raped a CHILD!!

Ukraine was invaded for Christ’s sake. What’s Zelenskyy supposed to do, lay there and take it like one of Trump’s 13 year old rape victims?

Madman!

i really needs to gtfoh… i do not care how

Rapist mentality

Wtf 😬

Clearly Zelensky started it. He said, nah nah Putin. Nah nah Putin. Bet you won't invade me. Ha ha chicken. And then Putin invaded him. So, yeah, Zelensky started it. He shouldn't have egged Putin on.

“Poland was not exactly innocent either”

What an absolute prick. The way Mr Trump talks anyone would think that it was Ukraine's fault that Russia invaded.

he has NO idea how obvious it is to the world that he's putin's lil puppy

Disgusting

He’s soooooooo……Stupid!!!!

Was E. Jean Carroll tangoing with Trump? Or was that all him?

He is right. It takes at least 2 countries for an invasion to occur.

So Zelensky is guilty of? Of what? Why is this still the president... The crazy things he says... My Oh my

HE IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT YOU POS! HE WAS ATTACKED!!!

Wow. The only thing. He did wrong was be president of a country that Putin wanted. What happened? It used to be our country believed in independence and democracy. Now we victim blame? Putin used the excuse of freeing Russian Jews. That never happened. He bombed them too. How do you have the gall

say zelensky is the aggressor too? He didn't steal anyone's children!! Or is this just another way for Trump to save face since. Putiin played him and Trump owes Putin...something

мир і суверенітет для України myr i suverenitet dlya Ukrayiny 🇺🇦 .•*°:🌻:°*•. 🇺🇦 SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦 .•*°:🌻:°*•. 🇺🇦

RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE, YOU MORONIC FELONIOUS JACKASS.

Trump doesn’t believe interactions can be non-consensual. If they didn’t want to be invaded they shouldn’t have made their country next to Russia.

putin INVADED Ukraine! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

All that comes out of his mouth Bullshit.

Get fucked, orange asshole.

Traitorous Scum

nope, I didn't say Simon Says so you lose fucker

"look, until children came along, child rapists didn't do anything wrong, you have to see the children are part of the problem"

That’s the mindset of a rapist.

There are literally no words… will have to resort to posting emojis. We’ve probably already run out of emojis that can even hint at communicating the sheer horrifying catastrophic buffoonish villainy we are now witnessing. Will have to invent whole new languages that speak in modes of torture: 💩🤡👹🤪

I agree

Adam: it would be great if you could do 50% comments From Democrats

DEATH.TO.THE.DICTATOR!

He’s a rapist his logic is already fucked!

Trump is the perfect ignorant Russian asset moron. His ignorance kills people every day.

Zelenskyy is completely innocent

Well, his "blame the victim" mentality explains a LOT about his appearances in the #EpsteinFiles.

the sort of thing rapists say

Exactly what I came here to say

🎯

Yes, he probably thinks rape victims share the blame. They shouldn't have worn that shirt skirt and nothing would have happened. In fact, the victim probably more or less wanted to be raped and practically forced the poor rapist. Like Ukraine forced Russia to invade.

Ukraine shouldn't have worn that skirt called 'democracy'.

it's only rape when black or Latino men do it, and then usually with knives 🙄

"He was asking for it." Surprised trumpstein didn't say that!

Exactly, Trump’s grotesque mind certainly applies this perverse way of thinking to his self-proclaimed pussy grabbing, aka they were asking for it.

That’s where my mind went.

Or just abusers or abuser apologists. “It takes two to make a fight!”

Well... he would know what rapists say

Yep. Also Trump: "Harvard has to understand, the last thing I want to do is hurt them. They're hurting themselves. They're fighting.... Harvard wants to fight, they want to show how smart they are, and they're getting their ass kicked." When an abuser kicks your ass, you were asking for it.

And DICKTATORS..

“The US was not entirely innocent on Pearl Harbor.”

Yea you’re the ones who nots innocent Donald

This is the line he tells the mirror every day about E Jean Carroll and the others he has assaulted.

I bet this is how he talks about his sexual assaults and pedophillia

A rape is not a tango.

Yea. How dare he get invaded and fight back

Where’s the Epstein List

Yeah, but they're not tangoing you stupid orange mother fucker! Imagine that your presidents mixed up a ballroom dance with a miltary invasion and @jaketapper.bsky.social can't be found to do an exposé on it 🤦‍♂️

Zelenskyy: “but I’m not dancing with the stars!”

He's already done that and won.

Follow up question: Specifically, what did Zelenskyy do to start this war?

Yeah, just like those dirty Czechs & Poles wouldn’t dance with Hitler either. “Digit” has never thought in terms other than money & power grabs. 😡

Reminds me of the church I grew up in, warning us girls to watch what we wore because we were (apparently solely) responsible for the spiritual well-being of the boys around us. If they harassed us, wolf-whistled at us, touched us inappropriately, well, “it takes two people to tango.”

this piece of shit

This pos

Classic abuser language.

"Victims of rape are not exactly innocent either. It takes two people to tango."

He was wearing a particularly provocative outfit?

GFY, you russia loving dickhead.

He's not dancing: he's not playing cards: he's defending his country. Stop playing games! Help Ukraine!

Just like his "enigmas."

This is exactly the same excuse he will use when he tries to take his red national guard into a blue state. When they open fire on people and they return fire this will be his defense.

Christ he’s a dick.

It takes two people for a rape to occur

This is how he justifies raping children, too. I mean, did you see what they were wearing? There's clearly blame on both sides

🤢🤮

Also Trump: “She deserved to get raped wearing that outfit”

Ya, guess who doesn't like it when they fight back 🙄

"She was asking for it with the way she was dressed"

…only one to invade. Get the saying right, donnie.

JFC, #47 continues to prove he's totally unfit for the presidency

Donnie Douchebag

Hmm, sounds like something a convicted rapist would say

Brought to you by RUSSIA.

What are you talking about. Putin invaded Ukraine,kill the husbands and brothers raped the woman then slaughter them and kidnap the children to be train to be a Russian. Don’t EVEN SAY Zelensky is to blame! You r so out of touch!!!!!

He looks bad. Hope he feels the same.

In the changing room tango, only one person grabs the pussy.

was he asking for it with those come hither eyes of his, hmmm?

Utter embarrassment this idiot is in power

“It takes two to tango, she’s not exactly innocent either.” - Trump referring to a rape victim