Kristi Noem says the administration is "going from city to city around this country and pressuring these politicians to get on board with keeping their people safe. What is going to be the story here in Washington can happen in Chicago, Boston, San Francisco ... "
Every day another domino of authoritarianism drops.
What about Memphis ffs!!!! Crime is way worse there than any of these cities. That’s just a fact.
You sick people, where are all your democratic leaders? Where is all the news about this? Weres the up roaring?You used to be able to broadcast everything, but now everything just stopped because the pedo criminal "won" the election iam out of words😱🤢😱
By picking up trash? I haven't read about a single arrest of an actual criminal.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/22/p...
#fuckkristinoem
Pic of Kristi Cosplay the day she did her own lath-and-plaster make-up. The text of the meme applies to every right-wing nut-job treason-weasel.
Cysty Gnome. Not enough penicillin in the world.
Manipulation of non-dialectical thought. Literally brainwashing behaviour. This is pure Nazi rhetoric.
Hey Botox Barbie.... I dare you.
We felt safer without the Gestapo tactics. Safer when you didn't bust in and raid restaurants to kidnap service people working hard. Safer when vans would roll up and armed masked people jump out and wrestle people taking their children to school or in court houses preying on the easy targets!
Or waiting in hospitals like buzzards to kidnap fragile patients.
Noem is no more about safety than she is about human rights - she is a ghoulish ghoul
Kristi Noem IMMIGRATED to Washington D.C. from South Dakota. She is a TEMPORARY GUEST WORKER in D.C. A TRANSIENT politician. She has NO skin in the game. Doesn't even RENT! A Government dependent. D.C. is not her home. Same for Donald Trump. They are confused guests that think they are conquerors.
With all due respect to normal South Dakotans, I really don't give a shit what someone whose state's largest city has just over 200k people thinks what an urban area should be like and how it should function.
Fortunately, there are only so many cards in a deck, the Republican Political Party can play. And this one has been played out already. The whole Hitler NAZI ~ ethnic cleansing ~ rule the world ~ World Domination ~ Master/Slave ~ Rape Pillage and Plunder ~ Drama is played out as sad ideas.
Fabricating threats to justify paramilitary expansion. The Nazi regime relied on propaganda to frame its military actions as necessary for German safety. Hitler claimed the nation was being defended against "internal dangers" to maintain loyalty, but deployed militia to persecute & oppress Germans.
This is what happens when true history is not taught in schools. I flipped on faux news to see what their take is and I can’t believe how they spin everything to make it seem like the left is against safety and these guards are there to keep people safe. All BS. We see what is really going on.
They have been spinning for decades. That is one reason we are where we are with MAGAs. Fox is on the tv Every Public place in the south, airports, restaurants, Bars, hotel lobby’s, hospitals, every military base in the world. All by design. Wake up people!!
Brainwash central
It’s all projection. Nazi Barbie belongs in jail.
she's literally a glamour shots dorothea binz. what a vile creature.
Being occupied by armed troops is not "being safe"...it's being in prison...Freedom is not safe!
REPUBLICAN MESSAGING: Military occupation equals freedom and safety.
Bring black paint?
Cosplay bitch Noem can kiss my ass with her fabrications of making people safe. #Resist
Sounds pretty unconstitutional, and something that Congress never statutorily gave DHS the legal authority to do.
Why do I always make a fist any time I see her fucking face or hear her uneducated, boot licking racist take?
It's a natural human response to want to punch her nose to the back of her skull.
I wish
Yep. Take a number.
So when are they going to swarm Memphis TN?
She's a dumb trunt! They are terrorizing people, not making any single person feel or be safe! Fucking fascist scumbags!
Trump is threatening Democratic cities by abusing his authority and misusing our National Guardsmen and women.
Noem=💩
Who's goons keep them safe from Trump & his band of Nazis?
Who's gonna keep them safe from Trump & his band of Nazis? 😳
We don't need you Trump Assholes coming to Pennsylvania, right Gov. Shapiro?
Safe? They are keeping you out of their city’s, to keep their people safe!
You’ve destroyed DC and its history. Leave the rest of us alone. We don’t want to be anything like you
Ohhh KKKristie Plastiface…you have it backwards, the pressure will be from the people. We’ll have empathy for the National Guard pawns, but that only goes so far until you fail. Our resistance gauge is how many times Stunted Miller rears his idiot shrew head to horror-babble his little-dick nonsense
I hope she comes to Boston. I can't wait to throw a fenway frank at her fake face
No thx
Bitch better not bring her fascist ass to San Francisco. None of them should. It would be unwise.
Oklahoma City is the site for the 2028 summer US Olympic Canoe Slalom and Softball competitions. OKC has a homicide rate higher right now than SF had all last year. So far this year, 271 GUNS have been stolen out of vehicles in OKC. So where exactly is the National Guard needed?
Crusty Gnome - There’s one man in DC with 34 felonies, including child rape and fraud. You need to clean up your own act first. Until you do, you can’t pontificate over others.
Noem is hoping a Fascist Barbie doll is developed
U better start with the WHITE HOUSE
You would regret pulling this Boston.
Blue state taxes fund red state governments. What if millions of people in blue states simultaneously decided to claim exempt on their W-4s and simply... stopped paying federal taxes? Not as protest but as a coordinated ‘forgetting.’ Overwhelm the IRS. Make enforcement impossible. Chris Armitage
Thought of that myself several times however; we are one nation. One man is trying to divide us. His ultimate goal has many possibilties yet only one outcome. The destruction of America. We will not allow it. He does want war in the streets. It may come to that. Soldiers must fight for democracy.
Do they really think no one but them cares about “people”? And they barely care about people all they care about are their own constituents.
She belongs in prison.
Why not the cities in red states that have higher crime rates? Hmm?
NO! Why not follow the law and not put troops on American soil to fight Americans!
It took Noem how many days to respond to the massive flood killing so many child campers in TX? I’m positive they still need help with the clean up. Mtn’s of NC still need help. The list is long if she is wasting a million a day for common trash clean up.
Yes, it takes months and up to a year to clean up a mess like that so it’s even habitable as well as more years to deal with the final clean up and rebuilding not to mention the emotional toll which also takes years to heal.
They are not bringing safety.
Rapid City has a violent crime rate of approximately 742 per 100,000 residents, while Chicago's is around 673.5 per 100,000 residents. Maybe we should send the National Guard into South Dakota?
Memphis is the worst in the nation.
Beale Street has a great voodoo shop. Maybe someone can buy a custom made voodoo doll of her.
Noem is from Rapid City. southdakotasearchlight.com/2025/05/13/i...
ICE is being sent into red states as well. My state of Nebraska has had raids from one side to the other, in towns as small as 1,000 people. The issue is all the major media outlets are on the coasts in blue states, we're "flyover country" and unimportant to the conversation.
Is there any possible way to try & make #PlasticNoem appear somewhat human? 🤔
The National Guard and Military police are not qualified to be doing civilian policing. It is not their job. This is all completely illegal and wrong in every way. A hell of a lot more people need to be saying NO. Like now.
I just saw video of them picking up trash! I'll bet they're thrilled to be away from their home and their families to do that.
I hear the sarcasm, and agree their time is being wasted! On a serious note, I also bet they’re happier to be picking up trash than to be taking part in illegal activities. I know I’d be happy if my son volunteered for garbage duty, instead of turning on US citizens, and/or helping ICE.
Soldiers are never happy about picking up trash.
Tell me about it. Trash detail isn't anyone's favorite thing to do, and more often than not is delegated to the people that screw up and get in trouble in the unit. Except when you're deployed for political stunts.
Exactly. We spend millions training our people. This is shameful.
Arming, training, feeding, mobilizing, caring for, etc. This is an absolute waste of U.S. taxpayer money, and a gross misuse of government resources. If our government cannot act more responsibly, they certainly need to be removed.
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
I guess that's how we know all this is just a BS tactic to terrorize Black and Brown people in Dem-run cities. Kristi Noem's pardon won't be worth the paper it's written on.
For damn sure, very good likeness.
A ghoul with hair extensions.
And fake tits, and fake tummy tuck/liposuction, and fake nose, fake cheekbones, fake eyelashes, fake lips and fake makeup she puts on with a puddy knife, and fake nails…did I miss anything? Wait until she sits in jail for a year awaiting trial and they do a side by side comparison.
You paint??
Spot on.
Kristi, all that devotion of time to your lips and your hat and your curls, and know that THIS is how you are seen by everyone.
So wait ! All these national gaurd are going to be on the streets for ever and in every blue cities ? So our national guard are now sanitary workers at 66 dollars an hour? Fraud waste and abuse he's doing them all!
But not Memphis, New Orleans, Miami, St Louis, etc. any city in a red state. BTW, Miami has a higher crime rate than New York. This is such BS but the media, per usual, is clueless how to report this, the best they do is the old "both sides" BS.
Botox bitch!
But not the story in the top 8 crime ridden cities which all happen to be Republican
Let’s keep our cities safe from Noem.
The puppy goat murder strikes again
I hope Americans remember that they have 2nd Amendment rights. People keep talking about making sure you protest the regime legally The 2nd Amendment is the law
Chicago ranks 29th among cities with at least 500,000 residents, according to the latest FBI data. 🖕Noem
Boston doesn’t take invading military forces well. The harbor tends to fill up with tariffed goods.
I don’t imagine a warm welcome for Meal Team 6 in Southie or Dorchester or Charlestown.
Had she finished painting the wrong side of the wall?
She’s so full of shit.
All blow hard bullshit ! And guess what channel!
I’ve never seen an administration have so much time for TV and photo ops.
seriously, when TF are they going to do the jobs WE PAY THEM TO DO? instead of worrying about all the hair, makeup and cosplay bullshit. #fuckkristinoem #Impeachtrump
That's all their good for, and not much for that.
That's because they're, inept, incompetence, totally unable to govern, TV, & Photo Ops, and ordering the military to harass, and arrest US Citizens is all they're capable of doing.
It’s their entire existence
Not heard much from the Democrats, tbh.
This isn’t fascism…it’s an elaborate performance of cosplayers playing roles. It’s a facade. It’s fiction. It’s TV for stupid Americans.
when you recruit all your 'top' people from TV then that's where they feel safe and comfy and they stay there
The Nazis couldn't have gotten where they did without getting into (often literal) bed with the Berlin film industry. I was naively hoping that the physical and cultural distance between DC and LA would prevent this from happening in the US...
That three hour on camera circle jerk of a cabinet meeting today was NEXT LEVEL
And with so many botched faces
The TV cabinet.
And meetings. They all have to show for meetings, photo-ops and EO signing with the Felon. I just don't know where they find the time to f*ck the rest of things up so badly...
Folks I finally found a wood chipper that can handle a petrified 240 pound log of petrified shit. I’m just waiting for the right time to use it.
Massive civil disobedience is in order.
But that plays right into the orange one’s desire to declare martial law and suspend elections—a dilemma.
It is a Catch-22, but If the Jews had known what was waiting for them at the end of their train ride, would they have fought like hell before even getting on those trains? Civil disobedience is not an option - but a necessity in the face of fascism. The future belongs to the courageous.
It doesn't matter. Survival matters more. They will say anything. We have to do something.
And overdue
Boston will kick your ass, Nazi
Do it, Boston! What an appropriate place for it!
It's less convincing coming from her.
If she shows up, hide your dogs!
Speaking of.. I posted this earlier bsky.app/profile/dlpr...
What a cruel, egotistical, insecure person. I tear up every time I think of how ineptly and stupidly killed her own dog. What a POS.
Memphis? St. Louis?
what about all the low life magas having sex with cattle in the Dakotas??
So she is implying that no one else but this admin has ever tried to do anything at all?
Such BS from Kristi Noem… never have I heard such lies. Trump is only trying to make his base think he’s valid as a president… 🤬🔥
She's just trying to track down whomever botched her face lift
Once the shock of the guard wears off in the blue cities, crime will start going back up. The guard isn’t even in the areas with the highest crime anyways.
So you actually believe the White House when they say crime is waaayyyy down in one week and the restaurants are suuuupper busy. That’s a mistake.
Crime is most likely down. Surges do this. But eventually crime goes back up as criminals adapt.
It might be down for a week or two but this is not a measure of actual crime as you said.
And having troops on the ground won’t make someone think twice about murder. Or instituting the death penalty for these crimes. Capital punishment has been proven time after time to not be a deterrent to murder.
Stay out of San Francisco! Although be pretty funny watching them climb all our hills!
Good grief, what a load of manure.....very stinky manure.
Starting to look like practice for when they lose the next election
Stay the fuck out of California, bitch.
hope fully she won't be around to see it even if.....
is it possible that she's unaware of boston's connection to the revolutionary war? bostonians are not a people known for their obedience
Hide your puppies.
*threatening the local population with an invasion if they don’t fall inline with the demands of the trumpenfuhrer
In Chicago, they’ll be walking down Michigan Ave and in front of Wrigley Field for Trump’s photo op. They won’t touch the poor South and West sides where the gang activity and violence have always been.
I can't believe I'm agreeing with K. Gnome, but I, too, would very much like to experience the feeling of being "safe from trump's leadership"...😏
Meth really alters your reality..
Bullshit. Our national guard should not be picking up trash to keep occupied. There is no crime wave, no emergency.
I sit here in awe at her ability to deliver such remarks with a straight face. Then I remember it's the Botox.
Good one!
Fake News
Nazi.
He's also gay, as his description states: "Holding space while working in queer media." Though I'm a queer activist, I'm gonna block him now.
Boston is one of the safest, if not THE safest major US city. There are red state cities that need more assistance. @housegop.bsky.social @senategop.govpeeps.us
Just think, she is going to be in prison one day. Use that to keep going.
How about the actual cities/states with real crime issues? No? Just blue locales? Cool.
Lies, lies lies, yeah - they’re gonna get you!
Keep San Diego out of your mouth, bitch.
Why is mainstream media NOT reporting the fact that crime rates in many Republican cities are higher than their blue state counterparts. One of the biggest casualties of T2 is the surrender of media fact based reporting. Shame on the FAKE NEWS that has spread like wildfire in this regime.
Bitttch
SNL had a skit where John Bolton's moustache got bigger and bigger every time the interviewer's camera panned back to him. Kristi's hair keeps growing longer and longer each time I see her.
plastic, toxic, dog-killing demon
I just want one news reporter to say to their faces when they repeat donold lies… WE ALL KNOW YOURE FULL OF SHIT. WENALL KNOW THIS IS A POWER GRAB
Honestly do they believe that we’re going to think that their lies are true! It takes a MAGA to fall over that log!
Noem for prison 2026.
How about Jackson, Mississippi, Memphis, St. Louis, Indianapolis and a host of other red state cities that have higher crime and murder rates per capita?
Please don't advocate sending the military into my city, which is a blue dot in a red state. We're not a "red city" We are crippled in our ability to actually address the problem (which isn't as bad as is claimed) by "tough on crime" nonsense from the state and extremely permissive gun laws.
No, it can’t.
Not surprising coming from Noem Characteristic Untrue Nauseating Tripe
She shot three puppies during the commercial break.
I keep waiting for her face to melt off and hit the floor running! 🤣
UNTIL REPUBLICANS DO SOMETHING ABOUT GUNS....NO ONE IS SAFE!
Memphis, murder capital of the US. There!
she said what she meant. “families have forgotten what it’s like to live without that DARKNESS over them all the time”.
Will she be shooting puppies in your town or city?
Someone really should inform Kristi that she is full of shit. She and her Regime Hoodlums have absolutely nothing to do with keeping anyone SAFE. In Fact, she and her goons are doing just the opposite. They are putting Americans in Harms Way, on purpose. Kristi: you are a criminal👽
Did Fox ask her about the high crime rates in red cities?
This will be opposed by every state they try to invade.
How about passing common sense gun laws and not cutting funding for law enforcement? Does any non-MAGAt person actually believe the explosive diarrhea coming from their orifices?
Who said we are not safe? MAGAt narrative is all lies.
Everything this bitch says is a lie and she is delusional
She has nothing useful to do.
Funny how the mayors in crime ridden cities in red states aren't asking for the National Guard to be sent in to quell violence.
Well now is the time America are you going to let this asshole snowball ya or are you going to stand up apathy got him there in the first place apathy will keep him there until democracy is destroyed your choice
Does She know that painting the wall black was stupid?
News cycle chum—gobble, gobble.
"The people will be safe as puppies when we're done with them."
Blue State tax dollars being used to bring Red State losers into blue cities is BULLSHIT!
FUCK OFF NAZI!
They want a Civil War so bad, so TACO can stay in office forever #NatureDoYourThing
Noem: military occupation makes people free!
This narrative they keep repeating of how refreshing it is for all in DC to now feel safe is such BS. (Yesterday Stephen Miller said “people are now finally able to safely wear jewelry for the first time EVER!”) I wish media would interview people in DC to get their take b/c this is ridiculous.
The administration is going from city to city around this country and pressuring Democratic politicians to surrender to Trump. Because intimidation is how majority control by fascism works. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Hey Kristi, you’re supposed to paint the SOUTH SIDE of the fence!
She probably has outfits picked out for each of them.
New Orleans is an ideal target: a blue city in a red state. A MAGA governor who would welcome the national guard. A Black female mayor... who is under indictment! But everyone here is armed, and we have permitless CCW, so they won't dare.
Unfortunately this will continue until they’re met with armed resistance. That was an insane thing to type, but I really believe it.
Otherwise known as a colossal waste of money
When we take out ALL the g.o.p. trash, let's make this dumb c*nt the one of the first.
Yes, keep us safe from our own tyrannical Government..
Actually, that is a useful, safe activity.
We should hire the homeless to do it.
Agreed!
Our tax dollars hard at work.
Birmingham, Memphis, Nashville, Savannah, Atlanta, Kansas City, Houston, New Orleans, & so on & on. Oh wait. They are red states.
They’ll hit those cities too. Or more likely you’ll see red state governors follow trump’s lead with their state guards and LEA’s. Likely right around midterm voting.
I’m a little surprised he hasn’t started with them. Red state governors won’t push back at all & would be eager to assist.
Had to normalize it first with the big blue boogeyman cities. Next stop a blue dot near you.
I suppose but blue cities in Red states would likely better normalize it as the state authorities would assist & praise his brutality. I think his desire for cruelty is affecting this. I’ve also felt for some time that the regime is trying to provoke violence.
Authorities will praise it and rural and exburb voters will throw roses. They’re as shit afraid of Memphis and KC as they are of Chicago and NYC. Tanks rolling on Austin is a Texas Republican wet dream.
Yeah, that’s sorta my point.
Future Governor Tuberville has stated he will send the National Guard into Birmingham and Montgomery. He didn’t get the email.
They are constitutionally incapable of mentioning urban crime without mentioning blue state cities, and simply cannot mention red state cities. Data and reality means nothing to them. They are beyond useless
When nearly everyone knows that you lie about everything.
Crime is only done by Black men in Blue States, acc. to the MAGANazis.
Any southern state is MAGAt. I feel very badly for the blue souls who live there.
Not Nashville. Memphis.
And isn't KC MO like one of the worst in the nation, historically? In a state that only gets redder and is now doing a Trump redistricting?
Boston has almost zero crime. It took months for the first murder to happen this year in Boston.
Good luck with Boston there Puppy Killer.
This has been an utter failure and these loudmouths are ignoring red state murder factories and she talks like a high schooler.
That’s probably as far as she got, education-wise. Boebert didn’t even get out of high school. She was busy on her back getting knocked up by a pervert who shows his junk to underaged girls at bowling alleys. And she’s in congress. Wonder who paid for that?
Although it is fun to watch her get all cocky feeling smart and then she goes up against someone like Jaime Raskin, a constitutional scholar. Vs the high school dropout who couldn’t pass the GED either.
"DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town, Boston and Baton Rouge, Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City Seattle, San Francisco, too..." She talking about fighting crime, or the heart of rock 'n' roll?
Nothing says freedom like being policed by the military with weapons and vehicles designed for war.
Mississippi Montana Alabama
FU Ice Barbie.
I don’t see any of the red states’ top ten most dangerous cities on the list
I don’t know who did this portrait of Noem without makeup but it really shows her true self, doesn’t it?
Her true self is shown everyday. The hate for her fellow human is as evident as the day she shot her own dog
Well, I guess I was all wrong about Miami and New Orleans being unsafe cities. I think I’m just gonna go and schedule a jog through the downtown areas and not worry about a thing.
Is Cory going with her?
NEVER in the red states that ACTUALLY have the high crime rates. ! It is a ploy to put FEDERAL TROOPS in YOUR HOME TOWN when PEDOtRUmp declares Martial Law and suspends elections.
Bimbo says what?
All to get people used to having troops on streets - no intention of fair elections or leaving the WH
umm NO THANK YOU Kristi Noem
The trial for this Nazi bitch should be televised.
Just what we need - more National Guard troops picking up trash around the country. That will solve crime nationwide.
Garden Ho Noem.
All these people need to be brought down several pegs.
Blackmail and criminal conspiracy around the country. What a disgrace you are to our country, you ignorant twit.
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 she is trash
😏 says the woman that can’t even hang on to her purse in public. BTW we all felt safer before Trump took office
Fuck off, Noem.
Police State Barbie!
Don’t insult Barbie…she’s a human pin cushion with skin that still looks like Illinois pavement in March…
Brutal but true
Totally, her face has more pits than a grove of peaches.
Her and Gabbard both. Looks like their faces caught on fire and someone tried to put them out with a pitchfork.
That is quite the visual!😱 😄
Totally, Gabbard is a complete pothole face, and does she own anything other than that crazy white suit?
Oh yall dont get me started on horse face Mace… I don’t know whether to pat her head or give her an apple
You guys are too funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol… a rotten apple!
If they don’t is she going to shoot them in the face? #CosplayBarbie #PuppyKillerKristi
Can we not do this?
If they do decide to send troops to democratic cities, it will start a war.
Get TF out of her city and she can do her job
When are they doing the most dangerous city in the U.S.? Memphis, TN.
My bullshit detector is red lining.
Babysitter Barbie just looking out for the kids.
It's called "military dictatorship". They can read about those in history books - ......wait, those guys also ban/burn books and wrecked the education system so nobody can actually read in the future...
Well hallelujah Kristi. What would we have done without you?
Anything on red states
Shame on faux news for spewing this bs.
🦋💙🦋
Waste of the time and money. If the MAGAs really are interested in crime invest in policing, the justice system, drug problems, and poverty. This is the infrastructure of crime. The Trump short term photo ops have little value. Showy, but worthless.
Krusti Gnome
This all stems from you having your purse with $3K in cash (intended for Easter presents that you forgot to shop for 😉) at a restaurant in DC on Easter Sunday night, doesn’t it, Puppy Killer?
That was staged for a photo op and a round on television to complain about Ill Eagles. Don't worry, our tax money paid for it because conservatism is very expensive.
I'm from Boston and I can walk down the street in the dead of night and dance to the music in my ear buds. You can try to come here but it won't go well for you. Remember we are the birthers of this country from the 1st revolution. Want to play that game again? 🖕
Full occupation in a few weeks. Pick a city, he will have sent troops. We are setting ourselves up for a tragedy. My heart goes out to LA, DC, Chicago.
Economic downturn, chaos, Thank Noem.
“safe”
Using our MILITARY AGAINST AMERICANS IS NOT KEEPING US SAFE…….IT IS A DICTATORSHIP BY TRUMP’S GESTAPO
America is under attack by conservative Christianity and it truly hates America.
Weak argument just like your god king.
