This guy needs to walk into a brick wall real hard
This guy needs to walk into a brick wall real hard
Johnson is the ultimate weasel.
Don’t insult weasels.
I agree. Comparing Johnson to weasels is insulting to all the worlds’ good, hardworking weasels. 😉
that little toady winds me up.
But they don't have issues about aggressing democrat states with their ice/gestapo/white supremacist and etc. What a gang of hypocrites.
This southern little pig fuck needs to crawl back to his bayou
His stammering is indicative of fear & insecurity. Newsom gottem.... & live on fox...
The response you give when you have no leg to stand on.
He dropped this.
Love it 😂😂😂
🏆 WINNER
Bobble head.
California is better ran and the 4th largest economy in the world. Mic 🎤 drop!
Mike Johnson really has the looks of those creepy christians. Preach morality to the public and commit sins privately.
He crawled out of trumps asshole for a quick interview and this is the best non-answer he could come up with?!? I can wait for the investigations against these criminals once they lose power
Oh, Gavin needs to mind his state while the MAGA FASCIST @gop is fine with sending the National Guard to any blue state they choose. Eff them!
Oh ok
he sucks at deflection
You're engaging in this. So why cant he, you're both politicians who can comment, you lickspittle little f*ckweasel.
When you give a voice to the idiots, they will say stupid things.
lol Doesn't like it when the abyss stares back huh
The House sits 2 days out of 7, for 3 minutes a day. So busy. And yet Trump's little Johnson still has plenty of time for Fox and to complain about someone else failing to govern. Aug. 26, 2025 "Adjournment: The House met at 11 a.m. and adjourned at 11:03 a.m." www.congress.gov/congressiona...
Those in the House of Representatives 'work' 146.7 days in a year. (146.7 out of 365 days). They receive a six-figure taxpayer provided salary, benefits package, travel expenses, retirement/pension and a $70 a day meal allowance everyday Congress is in session. In addition to insider trading info.
They only 'worked' one Friday in July, but even then made up for it by only showing up on one day in the following week.
in his defense he and his 'son' spend a good portion of the day discussing pornography and that leaves less time for honesty.
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Johnson reply to Newsom was silly. There is more crime in Louisiana than CA, it is a fact, but there are no National Guard or troops there. Also, I heard someone say that Johnson is a Russian asset. Is there truth to that? Anyone? He supposedly doesn't have a bank account, at least not in the US.
Doughnald can grab him. He’ll just let him do it. Because that’s what he is.
@governor.ca.gov has Republicans rattled. Cc @govpritzker.illinois.gov @chrislhayes.bsky.social
Poor little Mikey. No one respects him because he's not Cult Daddy and never will be. No one can replace Cult Daddy and if something that happened to him, the whole ball of wax is gone.
Amazing how they can pour all this money into ICE but not into actual proper policework.
Mike is destroying his state but tells Newsom to go govern his state? When is Mikey going to do some governoring of his state instead of kissing the orange ass? 😡
Perhaps Mike is the culprit for a bunch of those murders
As usual. Avoiding a straight answer…. America can see though it.
Not the ones who watch Fox.
They are brainwashed!
"There is crime in all cities" but they act like it's only DC and Chicago. He wants credit for the reduced crime in Shrieveport, but DC reduced crime and it is now crawling with troops. These people need to read a transcript of the stuff they say and see if it makes sense even to them.
There is nothing that would make this amoral, heartless, evil yet pious invertebrate sycophant ever speak truth. Mike Johnson lies even when he prays I would bet. There is never a good reason to have him on a news program, until and unless the story is about his demise.
Pious❓ Trump only pretends to be a Christian for the media❗ Trump only believes in the god of money when he and his family get it through corruption, fraud, betrayal, lies, etc. Money from the poor, workers, service providers, ordinary taxpayers - i.e. not the rich - shoved up his ass❗
I think you are mis-translating "pious". It has two meanings; it can mean "devoutly religious", however in its more common usage, it means, "making a hypocritical display of virtue". Also, I was referring to Mike Johnson, not That Asshole.
OK, mea culpa😜
No worries, my Friend. Everything you stated about That Asshole was absolute truth!
Fromm❓ Trump gibt sich nur für die Medien als Christ aus❗ Trump glaubt nur an den Geldgott, wenn dieser ihm und seiner Familie über Korruption, Betrug, Verrat, Lügen usw. Gelder der Armen, Arbeiter, Dienstleister, dem einfachen Steuerzahler - sprich nicht Reichen - dieses in seinen Arsch schieb❗
„Pious“ hat im Englischen zwei Bedeutungen: Es kann „fromm religiös“ bedeuten, im gebräuchlicheren Sprachgebrauch jedoch „eine heuchlerische Zurschaustellung von Tugend“. Außerdem bezog ich mich auf Mike Johnson, nicht auf dieses Arschloch. (Hopefully Google translated properly!)
I can’t wait until that little creep is out of office and the investigations start. Johnson makes my skin crawl.
Spineless wimp! Grow a pair Karen Johnson!
Lapdog Mike......
Ok Mikey, I’d guess taking his state from the #5 economy in the world to the #4 largest economy wasn’t enough for you since you still think Fox nooz is factual and doesn’t feed you disinformation “. Religion is the world’s longest running con of the weak and poor, and Mike Johnson is proof.
He’s such a liar 🤥 Louisiana's largest city, New Orleans, has a crime index of 67.56 and a safety index of 32.44. The crime level there is relatively high during both day and night, with chances of becoming a victim being one in 69
And it’s such an amazing place, so worthy of being helped. Too bad they have pols like Johnson who don’t give a rip about its beautiful cultural heritage.
Yikes!
Can Congress just stay on recess until the midterms. The one thing I enjoyed was not seeing the evil keebler elf in the news. 🚬😎
Little Mikey likes his grapes sour.
Fucking MAGA Cristo-Pedo Rapist Felon Protection Racket...
Omg. Does he even listen to the words spewing from his mouth?? He and the entire administration are interfering with EVERYTHING. But that’s ok during a dictatorship I guess.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES MOSES.
Translation: "He needs to mind his own damn business!" <-- Dodging the question because the truth makes him look like horrible.
Stop pointing out the truth lol
"I am mediocre and have no answer."
Let me translate, “Yep. It’s true and I’m super uncomfortable trying to dance around that fact right now.”
They're all so unctuous and evil.
WEAK response from a wet noodle of a Speaker. youtu.be/Avc68PVRk0g
the speaker’s response was feeble and lacked impact
Of course. What else should we expect from Pipsqueak Johnson?
A Trump kiss ass
I’m pretty certain he’s not human too.
Prerequisite for entry into the trump "administration".
Agreed
I'm wondering about Marco ...invaded by a demon.
Invaded by Elon!
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I'm pretty sure about that too.
Not sure what he is but he never became a man, he’s not a leader & he has no integrity
Not only a weak response but he had plenty of time to come up with a better one. Gavin and others have said this many times.
"He needs to" seems like parental rhetoric. As if Mikey was Newsome's dad, dealing with the complicated adult stuff that Gavin doesn't know about?
That’s how those smarmy Christian sickos always talk. They think getting others to agree with their lies makes them superior.
They can start it, but can't fight it.
Shitweasle Johnson
Mike Johnson is a useless twat..
What kind of response is that??
Lol, such a a pathetic answer pedophile enabler Mike Johnson. Your own State is a mess, one of those shithole States that take money from blue States to survive. usafacts.org/articles/whi...
Its never ending stupidity with this lot
Numbers are hard for me, quit using them!!!
Yep, dumb dumb Johnson didn’t dispute what Governor Newsom said, and he’s a pathetic pedo backer. Where’s the Epstein files dumb dumb?
Mike Johnson, no more self awareness than a dog sitting in the middle of the street licking its own asshole.
🤣🤣🤣
Cut off the Johnson.
Does he even begin to hear what he’s saying?!? 🤦♀️😂
pooooosay...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh, little Mikey.
It rather sounds as if he should be governing his own as clearly at present he’s failing rather dramatically.
Little Mikey keeps saying God tells him what to do. Nooooooo little troll, it's the Heritage Foundation and Kevin Roberts 😏.
And the pedophile in charge
Plastic Jesus too!
Well Mikey, turn about if fair play!
Speaker Penis kicked the ball? Sad Does trip over himself praying to the Orange Jesus while grasping his Orange bible Organized criminal cult and Gestapo
Oh, really TOO BAD that the messenger of real bad news re. LA and our “favorite Governor,” Gavin Newsom, was not invited on that show! Gov. Newsom is who and what was missing, “Look over there” gaslighter Moses Mike: The TRUTH! The lying “speaker” is back from his vacation: Release the Epstein Files
Little Johnson - he can dish it but can’t take it. Go back to watching porn Mike
Sounds like the Pud Master 2025 should take his own advice and look after his own backyard. How is that Pud software sharing working out for you Mike? Get a bank account yet? I'll bet you have a pretty tidy wee nest egg to last you until Rapture day.
This slimy little snake has 4X the crime in his state and district than there is in CA. Ped0s make my skin crawl. Pay attention to your state Mike, and leave the kids alone.
Their lying hypocrisy sickens me !
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Now that Trump is gutting the FBI, statistics will start to skew and blue states will start having the “higher crime”. No one will be able to believe any stats coming from the federal government as it will all be manufactured.
So many red states.
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Houston, Memphis, Nashville, Louisville, San Antonio, and Florida City all have a high amount of crime.
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Aren’t all of them Republican dominated states? Watch how that list never changes for the better. I expect it to all get worse.
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All Red States ☝️
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Blues Brothers. Like occupying blue cities with militaries. Bunch of low IQs in this government.
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He has them there for his own protection. The big chicken.
And they always say it’s Chicago. They have serious wood for that city
The response of a true coward with no valid argument.
Can Mike Johnson come out of the closet already? We all know.
Yeah, been getting that vibe for a little while.
Johnson: I'm surprised his lips are off the ring long enough to make a statement.
His lips are chapped. Hence the gloss.
Lol.
lol, I’m rubber you’re glue… perfect.
This guy shares his masturbation and porn activity with his son. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
He's a disgusting weirdo that has many skeletons
Oh o....His child is going Gay with all these videos🤣
Gross!!!
Yuck
What kind of perverted household is this? You and your son monitor each other's porn viewing? How christian of you? What else are you doing to your kids?
Proof Republicans can always dish it out but they can't take it back.
Therefore, they're saying he's absolutely right just deflecting because they're Maga and can't talk against their daddy
MAGA Mike is the one who will say anything. Newsom is being told to go and govern his state. Governor Newsom can speak to injustice as he sees fit, guaranteed by the 1st Amendment of the Constitution
Says the guy abdicating his role as the leader of a separate branch of the government while begging for pedo pop’s affection.
And Trump needs to get out of town.
Wow. Great come back 🙄
It's as intelligent as: (Although, I always viewed Pee Wee as brilliant humor.)
Johnson with a mealy mouthed non-response. On brand.
Great point by Newsom. Why isn’t Trump sending military to red state cities that do have high crime rates?? He should stop playing political vendetta games!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮
He's governing the state that now has a bigger economy than Japan.
Ask him about a complaint filed with the Federal Elections Commission, the watchdog group argues the House speaker dipped into cash restricted for campaign use to pay for a D.C. home he rents from California Representative Darrell Issa? Will he resign?
Oho, that's fucking rich. People (and governors) of red states _love_ to shit on California, but have zero idea what it's actually like living here.
😂😂😂
No answer of course. This worm wades in hipdeep hypocrisy.
What a fool Johnston is. The well-being of the people in California is Newsom’s business.
Funny, because Newsom IS governing his own state.
Mike Johnson hides behind a facade of being a humble public servant & devout Christian when in reality he is nothing more than a taxpayer-funded lackey for the incompetent, lying, grifting tRump regime. Laissez les bons temps rouler!
Wow!!! Another great non-answer from the gifted orator.
I thought I heard a pedophile lover say something....
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Umm 🤔 Ronald is late for porn monitoring, isn’t he? 😂
Louisiana is right up there with Mississippi, Kentucky, West Virginia and a few other Red states most dependent on the federal government.
Fucking piece of shit. Why doesn’t he deploy Louisiana’s national guard to his state? Why is his nose in DC’s business and Cali’s? Why didn’t they ask him that.
Oh little Mikey probably should use some lube to help with his butthurt 😅
POOR mikey, HOW DARE ANYONE POINT OUT how crappy RED states are.
Hey mikey, California is doin just fine, perhaps you might want to stop lying and being treasonous.
I’m from New Orleans and Shreveport is something else so he’s hilarious
Mike Johnson... running blindly right into the point.
Someone needs to put down Mike's Johnson. Weasel.
Facts hurt.
Okay, lil Mikey. then stay the fuck out of California, you fascist snake.
Only Fox and the fascists can engage in this. How dare we intrude on their turf.
Maybe he should take his own advice and govern on behalf of his own constituents who he has abandoned for kissing Trump’s ass day in and day out. Louisiana and America deserve better!
Too close to home!!
"I can't prove him wrong, so I'm going to ignore it and tell him to stay in his lane."
Hahahaha ….. Sounds like poor little Mikey Johnson isn’t happy with @governor.ca.gov calling him out on Louisiana’s high crime rate! Way to go Governor Newsom!
tRump's L'il Johnson is a damn asshole.
So he doesn't even get the irony of that does he?
He does but he’s got nowhere to go. That response had no heat in it …
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In other words, if we don't speak of such things and go hide somewhere, crime won't exist? Is that your final answer, Mike? Get this guy out of the Speaker's Office.
Speaker Johnson is doing a great job!
Hypocrite. 😂
If Mike Johnson is so worried about crime in cities. It would help to pass sensible gun legislation.
Yes, I meant Johnson is the hypocrite.
I know what you meant, I was just agreeing with you. 👍🏾
Little Johnson doesn’t answer the question satisfactorily because he can’t! Send in the National Guard to help him address the problem…
Easy. Because Democrats run New Orlean, skews the results. The same with St.Louis, Nashville, Houston.
Do you have regular knee pads or the trump approved knee pads? I'm guessing the trump approved ones. Now, on your knees boy.
Check the kneepads for country of origin.
Again got you on the truth. Gov Newsom would like to take care of CA w/o a fking invasion of troops
Fox peronalities have lost their collective minds. They are traitors to the United States and should be held accountable.
So the little boot-licking toadie believes every “Every American City is Open and Anxious…” for militarized troops & masked ICE goons to enforce crimes? That’s a hard ‘No’ Mikey. The creepy calmness of his vending machine like answers is just so weird. He also suffers from short man syndrome🧎🏻♂️➡️🤏🏼
Than he should ask them to occupy his city.
Funny how he didn’t take that opportunity to show support for the regime’s focus on blood-bathed killing fields where moms and their toddlers cower in bunkers.
At minimum.
That hurts.
So Mikey, it's National Guard for thee but not for me. Surely Shreveport can use free sanitation workers in camos?
This is misleading, Lady Justice would already be walking with Gavin
That looks like buff Mitt Romney.
Or being groped by frump
And Trump would be grabbing her. . ass.
This is the third clip I have seen of this guy and I am baffled how he does the republicans any favors. He looks like a slimy liar who talks like he thinks everyone is stupid. He is so off-putting.
Bad news is, below a certain audience IQ level, "choirboy" works as a quick visual.
I don’t think he even pulls that off well with his condescending tone. Ugh. The only person with a more punchable demeanor is Vance.
Maga is becoming its own special needs classification.
It's working, newsom is making cracks in the faux propaganda machine
I think Trump’s little Johnson doesn’t like to be shown up as an idiot. He sure wants to keep his constituents in the dark. Wake up Louisiana
He actually needs to secede and leave the red states to rot.
Johnson needs to STFU.
Can someone PLEASE just find this creepy bastard's stash of boy porn already?
Deflection is the MAGA specialty---Mikey "Moses" Johnson can't address a direct fact.
The crime rate IS HIGHER IN RED STATES so why is this militarization necessary in Blue states?
Because apparently to the bloated Twinkie, it’s personal. He’s a vindictive, petty and vile creature.
I think the NG in DC is so Donnie can pretend he's safe in the Whitey House. The USSS has already proven they're not up to the task (notice no more rallies?) Donnie thinks his own private little army will protect him if there's another Million Man March on DC calling for his ouster.
Because they think big numbers is "winning"
THEY are the ones winning!
On a given day. All the Employees in Washington. Be they government police sanitation Employees in industry shops café or hotels restaurants stay at home. Call in sick with Flu or covid symptoms. The Gardi in Ireland did it rolling county by county on different days looking for a pay rise. They won
Good idea! Rolling one-day strikes!
Non Caucasian Governor. Or Mayor. It has nothing to do with the Racist attitude from trumpie or his all Caucasian cabinet. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
Spite !
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Remember, it's about retribution with him.
That isn’t a No.
Louisiana should have sent their NG to Shreveport instead of DC. But of course these guys don't really give a damn about their own fellow citizens in their own state.
he was, then trump sent the military to CA.
So Mikey, what should the President be doing, beside terrorizing cities, cutting benefits, and curbing freedoms, for all Americans?
Classic spineless bootlicking asshole dodging the facts. Have you ever seen a bigger milquetoast douchebag in your life..?
Truth is so hard.
Lame.
God, I loathe that smug little hobgoblin.
Perfectly described, thanks!
Mike is the guy on the county road saying “Look at the sweet puppy in my car.”
Perfect! #smughobgoblin
MIKE JOHNSON: Stop trying to confuse me with facts.
That’s all you got, Johnson?
The hypocrisy. They’re sending troops to DC, but they don’t want to employ the same Nazi tactics in their crime-ridden home states.
There is no "response". Because he has none. What a schmuck.
Maybe you should doe something you sycophant asshat. If you weren't lining up to kiss fatso's ass, perhaps you could do something to help your constituents? I'm sure they will love you and your great leader when a high % of them lose their health care. Your day will come! You are a lying joke!
Today he takes your money tomorrow he takes your freedom and your life. Fascism is here. At least in its infancy. Dems must take back the House (at the very minimum) to save democracy. Still doubt I will live to see the untangling of Trump‘s disaster.
If these were real reporters commenting on real news, they would ask… With crime in Louisiana 4 times higher than California, why aren’t you asking trump to send the National Guard?
He is a weasel.
Mike Johnson is deluded if he thinks what he's doing is governing.
Bible-thumping liar and fraud.
Hello, thank you for your attention. If possible, can we communicate with each other?
Not really a response as to why Trump is sending troops to cities that don't have the highest crime rates because they're in red states.
We know why. Their silence confirms it.
Well, Fox could say the same thing to the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, you know, the one who adjourned so he didnt have to talk about the Epstien Files. Good grief this guy AND Fox are terrible.
So no denying?
Mike Johnson, deflector and loser all in one.
As a Californian I believe Newsom and applaud his actions against the is fascist Administration and its goons. Keep your hands off California
Mike Johnson needs to mind his kiddie porn app
What happened to his young adopted son? Did Johnson use his Johnson?
Probably the most ineffective Speaker in modern history. Oh wait, who was that other maga ass kisser before him?
He IS governing his state, that's why he's engaging in this.
100% the maga p2025 trump fascists started this sending in their pos no badge, no warrant, no id, covered face, grabngo goon squads. fuck mike johnson for even trying to deflect that.
Someone’s got his panties in a twist.
We all know this about all of them Maga Republicans they have no problem lying in Christ's Name for thy dear GOLDEN CALF CULT LEADER.
Little MJ is a Pussy.
👀
You wussy
Clean up your own mess first
Like a child..
Smug little sob
Idiots can’t stand the truth. God forbid maga believes facts.
He needs to stop copying my king. It’s only a good look for taco
Mike Johnson is a feckless pussy of a man
Mike Johnson needs a curb
“Yes by all means, just stay in your own lane even as we republicans constantly stick our noses where they don’t belong.”
Hahahaha what a bozo.
🤣🤣
Maybe Johnson should try governing. Read a Constitution for crying out loud.
Typical bullshit MAGA non-answer.
irony ouroboros
mike Johnson Americas BIGGEST JOHNSON!! Just loves to keep his job of MASTER ASS💋ER to his Felon of 34! He’s a disgrace on every level!!
What an absolute prick, Johnson. Yeah, your party has been in power in your state for...how long again? But your party is reducing crime. By backing a convicted criminal as president. And a checklist so long that disproves your spew. Nauseating.
Smarmy Mike seemed taken aback; he didn't have glib, rehearsed talking points at the ready. Eventually, his dear colleagues will give him the boot, and he will be missed by no one.
…but he will still sleep well at night because his bank account will be nice and fluffy 🐑+💰= 🛌
Funny how they tell him to get on with governing his own state when he rightly points out that what’s going on under their jurisdiction is so vile. Yet they feel free to intervene in California’s affairs even though its economy is booming and crime is much lower than in Republican sewer states.
Never previously heard the term "Republican sewer states" but it's so absolutely perfect and I am using this from now on. Thank you
I think I should copyright it, then. 😁 Not really. You are welcome to spread it far and wide.
Engaging in what? Speaking facts??
Nashville, Toledo, Akron, Baton Rouge all have higher crimes rates per capita. No occupation there?
Houston has very high crime rate.
Johnson must be one of the least self-aware people in the universe
And you need to grow a pair. Oh, I forgot, you're a eunuch.
DEFLECTION - mike Johnson
But why Mike? Facts are facts. Sounds like you should be doing something to lower the crime rate in your state. Also, my state, as I was born there. What's your governor doing, apart from being corrupt like all Louisiana politicians? Nothing. Which is why your crime rate is so high.
Along with all the other big bad stuff the BBB will be felt by the citizens of Loiusiana.
Exactly
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Don’t confuse these idiots with facts !
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In other words Newsom is correct. Little Moses know it.
FOX is not news!! They are an entertainment channel entertaining the most stupid block of viewers ever who can’t tell bullshit from real truthful news. Easy to have viewers when all you do is lie while pandering to simpletons fears!! Shameful!!!!
And we have the court records to prove it
Mike Johnson is what would you get if Keebler Elves stopped making cookies and entered politics instead
Maybe he’d be good at making cookies but clearly he’s a shit politician
Hilarious 😂😂😂
good one 🤣
Hey little ball sack licking Mikey…shut the fuck up!
Republicans are allergic to the truth.
Republicans can't spell truth without using a search engine 17 times.
Truth still can't get its pants on...
While a lie has run around the world twice.
You just clewed me to the Republican strategy: Don't let the truth put on its pants.
Maybe they can make it if they are allowed to use four teen words.
Amen
Fucking infuriating
Jesus does not know Mike Johnson
"I never knew you...."
Oh so Gov reason speaks the truth.