Me either

Neither will TFG.

I really don't care. Do you?

Most likely because second Lady Elon will be occupying his role full time.

Will not miss the potty mouthed 1st lady.

I'm wondering why her adult child in college needs hands-on mothering?

That's okay, Elon will.

It's like Don fed a stray cat.

Yeah, they’re bunk mates. Not sure who gets top and who gets bottom 😂, but you can guess or imagine

Ha, ha, ha. Love your style.

Elonia!

Yeah, the real first lady….I DO wish Stephen Spielberg had really said that.😂😂😂

He is 'first lady' after all.

Its the other way around Trump is the first lady to President Musk 🙄

First Ladyboy?

Hahaha. Good one

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billionaire who is broke ass Trump's bitch.🤣 Sorry, could not resist the nasty remark.

Oh no that implies he's the first sugar daddy...

I kind of think it's the other way around - trump's Leon's bitch. Trump needs Leon's money & as well as someone to run things while he pursues revenge, & Leon wants to be the power behind the throne. I tend to think Leon is smarter than trump, too. Aren't we all?

Yes, we are all. Not the highest bar but it's a win. 🤣 Whoever is the puppet master is, the combo & team is scary.

Definitely -- to both statements!

I mean, you're not wrong.

It's ok we're all feeling some of that.

I read this as ladybug and was looking for Lindsey Graham.

Nah. Musk is the real president. Trump is just the creepy uncle.

It's a circus and no one is running it. It's just a free-for-all that will destroy everything it touches. I really hope the dems do something b4 he takes office. Something to prevent it. Why are they allowing that judge to keep postponing sentencing? SMH

Maybe but I prefer to drive a wedge between Musk and Trump by calling Musk president and Trump his woman.

They're both drug addicts. They were both raised with a silver spoon in their mouths. They're both creepy and immature.

Elonia 😊

Yeah here’s my shocked face 😳🙄

I Really don't care do you?

Not at all surprised. Amazed she showed up on election night.

I'm sure Elon won't have any problems covering for her. youtube.com/live/xmSbzxA...

They divorce by midterms followed by a White House wedding by end of his term.

I hope so. That will keep him distrac…oh look a squirrel!

To Laura Loomer or Tulsi Gabbard? Let's start speculating.

I’m used to think that but there’s something iron clad keeping her there. Now I think she will never leave him and just wait until he dies. Makes financial sense perhaps.

The book was the tell.

The tell about what? It explained nothing.

Did you read it?

Fuck no. I’d rather tear off all my toenails.

Her Booooook?

I mean, the whole fucking world is waiting for him to die. She’s probably number one in that regard. She’ll get his debt too. I wonder if she knows that?

I mean they're legally resident in Florida and were in NYC; Ohio law is like theirs and the only debt my mom assumed on my stepdad's death was for property she was on the mortgage for. The credit cards, student loans, car loan, and extra houses he randomly bought (sigh) were surrendered/dissolved.

Ok. I hear that. But Trump owns (or owes money on) shit that your family could never dream of I bet. Idk. I wouldn’t want to be involved with any of his inheritance. Who the fuck knows what he’s got cooking?

It's probably tremendously complex for him but not for her, which is what happened with us. My mom had three credit cards, was on two mortgages, her car was paid off, and she wasn't on the utilities (FYI NEVER EVER DO THAT) and he had at least 42 cards I know about plus other stuff.

Look at the Maples prenup - the one thing he cared about is not letting any more wives walk away with millions of dollars. That means highly structured assets.

Ok I hear you. Why is she still with him then in your opinion? She clearly despises him like at least half the US. Like DESPISES. I admit it’s fun to watch.

If I were his attorney I'd have created a bonus for lasting twenty or thirty years and put it in a trust holding the most boring stable assets in the history of mankind. Twenty-year Treasury bonds. Maybe twenty years plus extra if he lives longer or something; the key bit is you isolate the money.

Shit girl! You better be a lawyer b/c you know your legal stuff. It’s been a pleasure to get to know you a little here. I’m just an angry social worker trying to get Canadians heads out of their asses, oops I mean help them w/anxiety & depression. Canadians don’t pay attention to what’s going on 🙄

The Maples prenup was five years because it was low-trust and he was extremely ambivalent about the commitment (I mean he was cheating on his wife with her, adultery is not a stable relationship basis). I think someone convinced him a wife who stays and strongly prefers privacy would be a PR asset.

I bet she's known how much she'll get when he dies for twenty years. Well maybe fifteen, if he did that "if the relationship survives for five years you get more" thing, because he might have renegotiated. But he already had the TV show when they married, so maybe not.

Ok, so you agree then that she’s waiting for him to die, but you don’t think she will inherit his problems. I might have got lost a bit in the thread. I get it. I love how cavalier we talk about this because so many people literally hate this man. 😂

I think her legal/debt exposure *and* the benefits of choosing to leave are and have always been really limited because he's very transactional and unlike his previous spouse she lacks certain key illusions about that. Maples supposedly packed a wedding dress on every trip just in case he proposed.

That must have been awful.

It really was, and I say that as the person who entered the ICU a week later and therefore got to skip a lot of the administrative details. That's why I'm not sure about the credit card count, it was 42 we'd found so far. He kept everything in his head; I have a LONG list of anti-recommendations.

"Don't keep everything in your head" is actually in front of "don't have just one person on the utilities", but it's very important. We didn't have any adult males available to pretend to be him, his card/bank accounts were all locked due to the death, and they wouldn't say how much the bill was!

I don’t know how I’d convince my MAGA father to get him to put me on his utility bills. He won’t even talk about dying. He’s 81 and in good health, but still. If I asked him, he’d turn into a democrat scam of mine. That’s where we are at.

She probably won't get any debt. The odds are overwhelming that their assets are all in the name of one or more trusts.

Yeah I’m on an adjacent thread with someone right now and she discussed it in depth and explained it a bit. Join in! 😀

😂

Don't you wonder what will happen when he kicks the bucket? I for one will not be sad. Bells might be ringing across the world.

I will literally purchase a giant bell and ring it. 😂😂

His father was taken out by Alzheimer’s in his 80s. Genetics is close to taking the SOB down!

Exactly.. something IRON CLAD. I hope someday we learn the sordid details.

Like you mean like prison iron clad? Interesting. Yeah. Maybe he’s blackmailing her too. That’s his MO. I love it when they all start cannibalizing each other. ☠️

Exactly

I like how you think. 😉

What’s to blackmail? Her nudes are already out there. And the Russians are already making fun of her.

Yep

She’s under contract with putin, and is manipulating him FOR putin!

Imagine her running for president next… 😂

That reads.

Yep, she promised Putin she’d stay

Loomer? Lol

…to Laura Loomer

where is his girl Laura Loomer these days?

Nah. She's waiting for the P25 peeps to unalive him and install Vance! Only way to be sure. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Fine with me. She doesn't like the fu*king Christmas decorations anyway. Hey, did you hear about the joke Russia played on Melania? They showed her naked on TV. Then laughed.

Oh so she's a part-time hoe now.

She is busy posing now Dr for her Beau Putin & Russian TV

Elonia can take her bedroom.

I don’t blame her…I’d get as far away as possible 🤢

And? So? Therefore?

Is she going to be posing for more nudes?

She’ll only show up when trump ups her take in the pre-nup

Because we got a new First Lady

Surprising since he offered to buy her Greenland if she did.

Which will result in taxpayers paying out the a** all because she can’t cut the umbilical cord from both her son, and the sugar daddy so ‘eh let’s allow her the ‘best of both worlds.’ Ridiculous! Look at what it cost the 1st go-around because she refused to uproot her offspring until the summer.

I know. I’m sure you were as shocked as I was.

I think I’ll be the judge of that, Jorgie Porgie. Ok?

Oh hell- I knew if he won we’d be reading this for quite some time.

She’s under contract she’s doesn’t have a choice 🤪

Elonia will take her place

When did she ever? I can’t forgive the green jacket and tearing out Jackie Kennedys’ rose garden

She went full Morticia Addans on the rose garden. Went out there and but all the stems off of the flowers.

Now it just looks cold and empty like melania

Agree. I hope Jill Biden fixed it

...at least the Rose Garden will be safe from the #BeBestBeotch...and the Xmas trees won't be as nasty as her soul...

She is about as grotesque as her “ partner.” And now we don’t have to see her horror-scape of holiday decor, or her cruel take on message fashion.

That's a place for work , still tryin hard to figure how an old sloppy man got there

I heard that Elon is gonna take over bedwarming duties because Melania is nearing the end of her tour as a Russian plant

Oh my gosh ! Shock horror! 😱

I mean at this point, when we look at the number of golf trips from the first time around, I’m not all that sure he’s gonna be spending a lot of time there either

They should call it the Fascist House

This will be 2 years (hopefully only 2) of embarrassment the likes of which we've never seen before...

Would you want to live with that guy? I feel sorry for the woman.

CNN embarrassed itself again.

No surprise

Unsurprising indeed!

She can’t anyway, Musk already called dibs

She wants to divorce that man and only won’t because of the backlash I can feel it in my bones

Who gives a fuck

She didn’t really live there before, so why would she do it this time? Besides, there are always Fake Melanias to fill in for her in public appearances. You can tell because they’re the ones wearing the big dark sunglasses, indoors and outdoors.

And the Fake Melanias are the ones who are always willing to smile at Donny and hold his hand. (I’ve seen Melania do that exactly once in recent years, and that was in their triumphant entrance after the election.)

Can you imagine the media reaction and the GQP outrage if a Democratic president had gone out in public using a fake wife for years? 🙄 But with DJT, it’s just…crickets.

elon’s sleeping with him instead.

More taxpayer dollars going to protect another Trump 'residence'

Imagine if Michelle Obama or Jill Biden had done the same. Fox News and the rightwing media would have had segment after segment bashing them that this shows a lack of family values (or other horses**t). They do not operate in good faith. They just lie without shame.

Because that would make sleeping with boyfriend Hank a difficult task, seriously ppl

Christmas? Who gives a shit about Christmas... in Melanias Russian accent

Thank goodness.

If we have to exist with his bullshit every day she should have to literally live beside it every day.

Will anyone miss her? I’m so pleased that Jill Biden will be looking over decorating the WH for Christmas this year.

It's beneath her... It's the People House. !!!

Sounds like a broken marriage to me....

I dont care what she does or where she is. Like, ever. She has no impact on anything he does.

I really don’t care. Do you? She didn’t live there last time. She didn’t do anything constructive. Worst FLOTUS in our history.

She knows. Elon

Not surprised, at all.

Isn't that all Trump plans to live there. Maybe if they took out the rose garden and installed a golf course he'd spend more time working

So will Elon be occupying the First Lady suite?

No surprise there. Do you think they will make her do the Christmas decorations or will some poor peon get tasked with that (tbf, I don’t blame her, why have staff if they can’t do the boring shit).

She no give fuq about Christmas decorations. .

Well neither do I. Good lord, I have that in common with Melania. Shock, horror.

Of course she won't. Who in their right mind would want to spend anytime with that rambling, walking, cognitive disfunction??

Well, one bright spot.

Who cares?

She’s going to use Baron as an excuse. He needs her in NYC because he attends NYU. I’d do anything to stay away from the orange farting whale.

Who cares?

I wonder why🙃?

Melania is about the least important character in this whole drama. I don't care where she lives or what she does.

Didn’t this happen last time so she could renegotiate the prenup? Don’t they get government $$$ to house security in his tower? Ah, grift…

Melania Who?

Good. I hope Melania “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?” Trump stays away from the White House forever. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...

He probably won't pay her to play First Lady this time as he doesn't need to as he is not worried about what people think. 🤬

Who really cares ?

lol. That is about the fakest marriage there is.

He's cheated on every wife he's had. Paid a porn star hush money. Lies through his teeth every time he speaks. And this is the man Christian Conservatives believe was "sent by gawd" to save America? We're doomed.

I know. It has to be one of the most odd things about this. He is nothing like they supposedly care about.

So her double is out of a job?

And the secret service will have to protect her and pay trump hotel fees wherever she is. But as for her not being in the White House, I really don’t care, do you?

At least we won't have to put up with her horrendous Xmas decor.

Silver lining. Maybe Trump will do it. All gold with his name on every ornament.

Or McDonald’s wrappers adorned with ketchup stains and melted cheese.

That immediately came to mind. That and her keeping her talons off the Rose Garden.

Melania Who ??????

Must be the orange~musky smell

She has to stay with her baby in NY. Most kids can go away to college without mommy, but not hers.

No surprises here. Stay away from Lieutenant Latrine Pants.

🙋‍♂️ I’m fully expecting to see a divorce in the next 4 yrs.

I’m not going to be there either. Eff him.

Who cares?

Trump for you bsky.app/profile/nish...

Sing song voice: Somebody has a boyfriend somebody has a boyfriend...

Or part time. She hates him. Didn't vote for him. Desires to be a widow.

That’s ok, Elonia can have her room

Why is this not surprising

I'm sure Elonia will take her place

No surprise.

Well...duh.

WTF is her purpose anyway?

It’s not required in their business contract. She left that “marriage” years ago but knows how to keep the paychecks coming. The only reason anyone would be “married” to him.

neither is he. he'll be on the golf course.

Elonia, you're up.....

She found someone else…

She's so busy raising Baron, don't ya know. How old is that kid now? Er, adult?

Imagine that.

Who cares what she does.

We will miss the Christmas decorations from the Shinning.🎄

Hi George

She recently wrote a book, and I suspect no one who has done that will be welcome there. Or owns a book. Or has read one

Why would she want to live in Washington DC in that weather surrounded by the remnants of the Democrats?

She’ll be There when Putin comes to visit, they’ll share a room.

Not very residential of her.

No surprise there.

🤷🏾‍♂️

Good ! She doesn’t deserve to be there anyway .

The Felon is unlikely to live in the White House. There is no money to be made by being there. He can charge the govt extra fees at MAL and other properties

That's okay. Trump will have Elonia to keep him company.

The real question is, who is the top? Elon or Donald?

Oh that is great..... so taxpayers will be paying for double the security

Lol. What’s her excuse this time. She used Barron’s special needs last time. He’s all grown up now, so she should just tell it like it is. She can’t stand her “husband”. 🤣🤣🤣

Is she gonna make the secret service rack up another million-dollar hotel bill at Trump properties?

When real taxpayers are footing the bill, you can live anywhere.

The correct phrasing would have been, “Will spend the night in the White House for an astronomical fee (cash only) and a promise of at least three new designer gowns and four Birkins.”

Elonia will.

Good. I can't stand her Christmas decorations anyway. Just don't sleep there at all, DC will be just fine!!!

Remember these ugly red Christmas trees? Bizarre. That woman has truly awful taste.

Horrific!

Oh. My. Gawd. Those bloody trees. Ugh...

Christmas Tampons

She'll only show up at the White House when she's in need of money.

DonOld can’t charge exorbitant rates at his hotel anymore, so even he won’t be there much, although neither of them will be in the same place at the same time without lots of $ being exchanged first.

So, what is new?

Probably because First Lady Elonia has replaced her.

She is just hired help at this point!

I mean the man wears a diaper and gropes women.

She’s been replaced. #FirstLadyElon

This was established early. She said if he wins, she'll stay in NY. Since AF1 and AF2 will be in use and she has to attend events outside NY, what? Will she get Epstein's plane? 🙄

Duh. I knew that was coming.

Awesome

They wouldn't allow her to bring her boyfriend with her - Party of family values

But she needs to. It’s what she deserves.

Yea, she might need a kidney revision🤣 Be closer to Walter Reed if living in DC.

Have to disagree on that one, with all due respect.

Living with him? See I think she needs to lie in the bed she made

Ironic since she's never made a bed in her life but rather has "the help" do it

She probably “made” a few beds before she was sold to Donnie.

Good point. What the fuck does she do all day anyway?

Same with a lot of republican wives; she's meant to be a trophy wife to show how successful and powerful Trump is

How much time can you spend getting your hair done anyway? Sounds fucking boring to me.

Not doing her hair, that’s for sure.

With him…🤮

I’m sure she doesn’t now and she had her own bedroom in the White House. Just saying. I’d like to see her lying in a grave. 🤭 Oops! Bad Shauna, bad.

So lie in the bed she lied to get in… I like that. F-ing soft core porn Russian asset that she is.

But do we? What other historical garden area will she destroy. But now that I think about it, I'm ok with that if her husband leaves our democracy alone.

One more item on the list of things that would tank normal politicians.

House of Cards reference 🤯

She hates him just like most of us!

Helicopter mom.

She'll be giving up her First Lady privileges to Elania.

Four years of Fake Melania. Will it be the same woman the entire time, or will they hire somebody else?

She didn’t the last time.

No reason to pretend on anything this time around.

She'll be too busy living it up with the Maga Lardo pool boy.

She has to be in New York to clean out Barron's backpack every day after college.

I bet he won’t either..he’ll make Mar-a-Lago the new White House..and charge us millions!

Good for her. She’s complicit but she also didn’t sign up for all this stuff and wanted a sugar daddy. Instead she got a whackjob that brought her unwanted attention. I hope she does stay away and this is one norm they should break.

Big surprise

I can't belee I have to leeve whit him again.

Who cares about her. Can’t stomach her as First Lady just like I can’t stand her husband as president. I hope she never goes to the White House

shocking, isn’t it? NOT

She seems to avoid Trump as much as possible so this is not a surprise. Maybe her contract with her husband will be "enhanced" to encourage a few appearances a year?

She didn’t live there the last time either. She just showed up for the occasional photo- as long as she got paid like the fine professional she always has been.

We knew this was going to happen.

That’s great news. The White House will appreciate it.

Elon will move in.

Time for fake Melania to shine!

But of course she is, not surprised! Smfh!

Oh she will want to line her pockets, she will show up.

So will she be saying “fahk kreemahs” somewhere else?

I don’t really care. Do you?

I think they will divorce. No need to pretend anymore

I'm sure she's happy about that cuz you know Donald smells. And is really gross.

She’ll find her way there for the state dinners and photo ops.

But what about Elon? I heard he's a somewhat talented pole dancer.

Sorry, George. But I think this is the least of our problems.

Who gives a shit. I want that orange POS and anything associated with it gone out of my field the view. They make me sick.

She didn't live in the White House the last time. She got a condo in Maryland. Her days living with Trump ended years ago. It's all just a facade. She has her own separate residence in Trump tower in NYC

Those Family Values keep getting familier

So not all this time.

Imagine that! I would take a hot race car driver in Spain over Broke Shroom Gordo!💃

Anyone else think they’re basically separated at this point?

He has to make room for his FLOTUS Leon

It will cost taxpayers a fortune to keep her protected, probably in NYC. And, of course, we will be paying millions for Trump's trips to play golf like the last time he was in the White House.