Now your gums can bleed in Christmas colors!

I can feel the roof of my mouth shredding just looking at the photo!

Man this brings back memories of when me and the other real human kids would eat this out of trash.

Imagine waiting all year for this.

Damn right it is! Love the holidays!

Carefree childhood days when we ate these with no one telling us they were "poison". They were limited, so we wouldn't have too many adverse effects, but that was all we knew. That they were limited in supply. Not why. No one lectured my bro and me.

Maybe this is the reason you're wife dumped you

Enjoy it before RFK gets to it

RFK Jr. will certainly ban these!

RFK disapproves

That's a strong selling point!

I had a box of lucky charms a few days ago that I gave to a homeless boy in Barstow CA. Totally worth it, even though I haven’t had time to replace the box yet.

Ooh the Holiday Cap’n!

Excellent taste on breakfast cereals George.

My blood sugar went up just looking at that photo.

I blame the breakfast cereal industry for my type 2 diabetes, and my general lack of willpower for all delicious carbs.

Big Cereal CEO's beware, diabetic assassins are looking for you.

Probably worth it.

Cool is it in stores now

My blood sugar is fine but the roof of my mouth seems to be bleeding.

I came here for this.

😅

And my tongue hurts

I think I feel a canker sore forming already.

Lmaooooo yessss!

Oh damn, I was hoping it was Christian Crunch where I get to drown the faithful and their hatred of everyone in milk and sugar.

I was going to buy some but my husband was giving me the stink eye

Love it, bestes hugs!!!

...Just living the dream!

🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

Agree!👍

Food and vibe wise mos definitly. Everything else nah it's so cold

Get this. Two 340g boxes of cereal. One normal no color $6.99 . The other box was Christmas edition colored cereal for $4.99 I stood there shaking my head. Why? Why can't they both be the cheaper price? There are people with allergies. So they should pay two $$ more ?? Bah Humbug.

Just had a bowl!

I'm so old I'm nostalgic for when Crunchberries were all polyp purple. Curse these multicolored abominations!

Glycemic level to the max

Just had a bowl for lunch 🤣

My fave and I just finished a box

Yes my favorite! I once had a cheesecake with a crust made from captain crunch, created by two stoner chefs, and it was the best cheesecake I've ever had.

Does Christmas Crunch cut up the inside of your mouth like it's made out of tiny razor blades like regular Cap'n Crunch?

The roof of my mouth is experiencing PTSD right now.

George... you okay? Cap'n Crunch looks off; I can't tell if that's AI or just a really strange illustration, but I miss the original. As an artist, you can trust me, and I trust you with the law(most times)! 🤣

the Captain rides again!

I’ll see you and raise you one Kelce Mix.

Two future Santas. And they have a podcast 🙃

33% of your daily sugar intake in one serving, which means more like 60% in real serving sizes. Amazing

One of my favorite things about becoming an adult was that I could eat Cap'n Crunch for dinner!

I'm in! 😂🎄

Please tell me you don’t eat that stuff!

🤝

Send a carton or two to RFK Jr.

Rip apart the roof of your mouth with Christmas shapes!

Now we can shred our gums and be jolly about it! Still tempted though…

The trees tear up the roof of your mouth more efficiently.

Stock up those Dyes are about to be outlawed

Isn’t that trumps next joint chief of staff?

The green tastes like juniper; the red is Campari. Serve with a negroni.

Who knew!!??!

There goes the roof of my mouth!!!

Thanks! I just went and put in my Walmart cart for next weeks delivery!

Yep and I just got back from the grocery store with mine and sometimes cereal is just the best for supper.

😳

Umm I kind of want this.

I disagree. See below. Case closed.

In not having a Bloody Cross shape nor a Crown of Thorns shape, it can only mean Captain Crunch is waging a Leftist Crusade against Christianity. Talk about your woke military...

I am in Australia, what is this?

Crunchy sugary cereal.

Thank you

You gotta get your jolly’s where you can!

Ridiculous Lucky Captain Rabbit King, Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth.

What better way to rip the roof of your mouth to shreds!

I had SUCH a mixed set of emotions looking at this...the kid in me was all "OMG, GO TO THE STORE AND GET THAT NOW!" - while the adult in me channeled Walter Brimley and his 'beetus commercials.

Aye' Cap'n.

Proud of you's.

Say goodbye to the roof of your mouth

My mouth feels torn up just looking at that. But I would eat it anyway.

Hahaha! Same!

Is that real? I loved that cereal as a kid. Would eat it without milk as a sweet snack.

Cap'n Crunch in plastic bag Smash it into crumbs Mix it into vanilla ice cream Your fucking welcome.

Those tear up my mouth

You cannot possibly want to eat that.

It's can always be time for an #EmergencyCompliment

Oh, please, please, someone make an AI version of this.

Okay, but hear me out, George, Easter gets pretty lit, too...

Use powerful magnet thru them...you'll change your mind about eating it.

the way things are going we’re gonna soon learn cap’n crunch made his early fortune as a ruthless slave trader

I used to eat large bowls of this stuff for breakfast when I was kid. How about Lucky Charms too?

Love the Lucky Charms. Have to hide them from my grandkids.

Well a Bleu dot in Alabama. U are very rare breed and I would say heck let ur grandkids rot their teeth on Lucky Charms just like the rest of us. Just never force grape or orange Hi C on them . That will stunt their growth. Be well in Bama...

Don’t do it, George. Back away from the sugary cereal aisle. 🥣

Secretary of the Navy?

Quick call RFK.

Say what you want, but the future Secretary of the Navy is looking good in that scarf!

We can only wish Cap'n Crunch was a nominee.

Now I got to go find a box 📦 captain crunch is so damn good!😆💙✌️😎

I think the Captain has been getting high on his own supply

Ugh, my teeth and the roof of my mouth disagree. Lol

My fav cereal. Captain Crunch!!!

Are you supposed to pour Pumpkin Spice Latte over this?

Saturday morning cartoons and a mixing bowl full of Cap’n Crunch!!

Yes! 😂

NOT RFK Jr approved.

other than the part where the cereal shreds the roof of your mouth.

😂

Do you think Cap’n Crunch might become Secretary of the Navy?

Counter argument…

Captain crunch but JOLLY and FESTIVE?

Trivia: The whistle that was included in a box of Captain Crunch was used by Phone Phreakers to make free long distance phone calls in the 70's. The Whistle allowed them to emulate tone dialing.

Just learned about this from the Stuff You Should Know podcast.

my stoned self thought these were buds

Does it taste like regular Cap'n Crunch or like Christmas?

Curse you… now I must find some

Happy Holiday Honeycombs should enter the fray!

It's worth shredding the roof of your mouth!

When uncle RFK see this he’s gonna make it include real pine needles from now on. Tocopherols are real and necessary. Breathing them in is not enough, they need to be ingested, with heroin.

Can you cook them in the microwave?

Still have my ornament from 35 years ago!

You didn't really buy this, did you? *hiding my golden grahams*🤭

Hmmm. I was an Alpha-Bits fan as a kid. Maybe a good time of year to try the Cap’n.

For when you want your mouth torn to shreds, but in a festive holiday sorta way.

Is Mr. Crunchy a soldier on defense in the war on Christmas?

Where we all punch each other in the face, then get all drunk and nostalgic about Grandma.

Wrong! :)

I cant believe that my parents fed me that poison when I was a kid. Never mind.

Tastes like pine needles. 🤤

How dare you, sir!

It was all a set up by the Democrats

sigh...

God bless us one and all!

Anything to sell a box of sugar!

The great Cap'N Crunch mystery Why can you eat bowls of this stuff as a kid without sustaining oral injury, but 2 or 3 grown-up spoonfuls leave the inside of your mouth ripped to shreds?

I don’t see anyway around it!

Those holiday shapes do look fun.

Shred your mouth with a cheese grater in Christmas colors!

Our grocery store didn’t have them and I was so desperate, I ordered two boxes from Amazon 🤣🤣

This was the best thing to happen to breakfast cereal imo. I got so excited when I first saw it and was not disappointed. Perfect combo.

Oh good the roof of my mouth will hurt in different ways

We should enjoy this before RFK JR. takes them away..

My last meal before I die will be an entire box of Cap'n, no milk.

I’m pretty sure that will be the cause of your death

Read the ingredients and see if you recognize any of them as “food”.

Good Morning Captain😁😁😁

The captain, Saturday morning and cartoons. The good old days.

Oh no! Wait until my husband hears it’s out. He’s the biggest kid of all when it comes to cereal.