Every appearance, every event. How the he!! Is he still a free man?

He and Enrique can share a cell. #republicanslikeprisonsex

End stage situation. Pls let it end already.

What aren’t people reporting that he’s a serial groper of men. Probably a cereal groper too.

Let pigs be pigs.

Why can't Matt Schlapp and Lindsey Graham just both come out and molest each other?

Lot of that going around. Tarrio just arrested for assault too. And then there's this perfect example of MAGAhood:

I bet it’s from the Harry Dunn interview 😅

Schlapping the schlong

Maybe, just maybe he was looking for someone who has balls. That wouldn't be a Maga devotee.

He just can't quit grabbing cock.

So, is Grinder going to crash as it did at the RNC event in Wisconsin? Everything they talk shit about is a projection

This sicko needs to be put on a list.

What if he finds the guy who does not charge just punches him in the face?

The alleged incident isn't the 1st time sexually-related allegations have been made about Schlapp. In the past 8 yrs, there have been 3 other such allegations. Schlapp has maintained his innocence in each instance & he hasn't been charged in any of the instances.

GOP = Groping Other People

Why doesn’t he just come out like Peter Thiel and Richard Grenell?

He just can’t resist that urge to stick his hands down some guy’s pants.

25/47 NOW Call your Reps 202-224-3121 TELL THEM TO Haul the MF off in a Strait -Jacket

What a shame 😆

Back in the 80’s there was a Gay activist group that outed people like this guy. Time for a reboot.

Sick perv

Is he just gay and lies about it? Seems like it.

Sick puppy.

He never keeps his hands to himself

You'd think he would have learned by now...🙄

Just locker room and restaurant GROPING typical GOP party! 🤬

That’s a MAGA qualification

Looks as if they kicked him out of Dodge.

The crime Boss lives Mafia lives but JFK had to die. I don't get it.

Of course he did...wonder what his profile name is on grindr?

The guy should have pressed charges he is a serial abuser

He’s moving up in the pecking order of poopypants’ sycophants…

This guy has a bigly problem… 🤦🏻‍♀️

Schlappy Gilmore “Schlapp it in, just a lil’ Schlapp Schlapp a roo.”

This is a trend, isn’t it?

The restaurant is called “The Black Twig”. 🧐 Can this possibly be a real story? Or please tell me it’s a gay bar and the name is intentional.

Is he also a youth pastor???

He needs the shit schlapped outta him!

Anyone knows his handle on Grindr ?

Ask lindsey graham. I’m sure she knows.

Why doesn’t he just admit he’s gay? It’s not that big a deal.

That’s what happens when a gay man tries to hide it. Eventually gonna busta nut and grab some ass, or dick. Did a waiter bend over in front of him?

He grabbed another patron's genitals. Is he trying to get a job in the WH?

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Women are safer in a bathroom with a bear than a Republican.

He has that habit of sexually assaulting males that we’ve heard about a few times.

Another fat piece of shit!

No charges filed?

Matt’s always just a little too handsy at CPAC conventions.

Another POS.

Matt! You idiot. He said pussy. If you want to be like him you grab pussy. FFS

guess he's not that big of a star; he keeps getting swatted down.

CPAC is such a joke that the wife of serial molester of male Republican staffers Matt Schlapp and the eyeliner-wearing fake hillbilly JD Vance sat on stage discussing “masculinity.” The only person I’d like to hear discussing masculinity less than these two would be closet queen Josh Hawley

There's a restaurant in Sperryville?

I guess until there are criminal consequences this sexual assaulter will continue to unlawfully grope young men. The CPAC crew must figure the settlements as costs of doing business.

This man is a mess.

That guy is a d**k

This guy is 100% unfuckable. Shudder.

Interesting - hopefully he’ll stop hanging out in that picturesque little town after this news

Wow !!! The republican/MAGA Conservative Party of USA definitely has a variety of criminals and traitors !!! They have drunks, sexual abusers, violent individuals, drug abusers, white supremicist’s to name a few. All led by the biggest felon, coward and traitor of them all.

What a skumbag. He invited Orban to keystone at Cpack.

So....what ya going to do about it??

This IS the GOP why are we surprised?

Fucker needs his face schlapped

A minor?

George, it was innocent. The man has a ‘wide stance,’ that’s all.

“It’s just a fun little game I call Schlapp and tickle.”

What a guy. I bet Addled Adderall Boy still loves him with all his evil heart.

His other half?

That poor guy. I'm a few years older than he is, but there's been a revolution in gay acceptance since we were young. It's sad to see someone struggling like this in his late 50s.

Did he schlap someone?

Shocked, I say!

What was he wearing?

Where’s your former colleague with his list, I wonder.

Is he a closet Ruskie too???

Gropey McGroperson

How disgusting 🤮!!

First of all, his name is "Matt Schlapp". I mean you can't make this up. Second, he just LOOKS like a guy who would try to fondle another guy in a bar after a couple of scotches. He is SUCH a creep. I bet he pees in the gym shower.

Another Schlapping incident. Lovely

Does presidential immunity extend to him?

Not sure it extends that long

Groper

It’s all the Deep Penetration State.

omg

Par for the course

He learned from the best. BTW he’s not my president.

He’s going to grab the wrong guy and pay the price…

Hasn’t he been accused of this like multiple times before???

When you self-Schlapp

Note to Self: Do not accept dinner invitation from Matt Schlapp

I have been posting about this all week because of the CPAC meeting but I couldn't find 1 major newspaper exposing Schlapp & watched EM & his jeweled props & JD appearing w/ no mention of yet another scandal at their orecious CPAC. bsky.app/profile/josh...

And no charges! Typical!

Why is this groper still around in public?

🤢

He's disintegrating rapidly.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 not again!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Matt is getting quite portly. Well now is his time at the trough, eat well and eat hearty Matt, the future is coming.

He’s a handsy motherfucker, isn’t he?

He is going to grab the wrong dick one of the days.

Typical drunken asshole. Fuck Matt Schlapp.

Here's Matt waving the flag of THE THREE PERCENT MOVEMENT which advocated the violent overthrow of Biden's government. He's also holding hands with Adam Laxalt, a nepo GOP who took illegal contributions from Russia via Lev Parnas. Lev served a year; Adam just gave $ back and walked away free.

Another guy got "schlapped".

Dude’s becoming a caricature of himself.

A fat white male republican sexually assaulted someone???? Why is this even news? I mean isn't that one of the main qualifications for MAGA?

Can the prosecutor press charges even if the victim says no? Seems like a lot of witnesses for a sex predator. He would have to be on a list in my state for the rest of his life if he lost in court.

So, his usual CPAC behavior...

Matt Schlapp is so problematic.

😡

Grabbing someone's genitals is not "assault" with quotes. It's assault. He's done it repeatedly—he's a serial groper. White guys feeling a lot of privilege these days— time to carry your Fiskars.

I've eaten there several times as it's close to the Thornton Gap entrance to SNP thus avoiding the DC NoVA crowd at Front Royal. It's a fun place with good food in an old schoolhouse and I see a lot of families there though this was an over 21 event. Still. ICK!

Seriously weird dude.

that slimy fuck is eventual going to diddle the wrong person and wind up six feet under....

Somebody needs to break both of his hands, that way he will remember to keep his damned hands to himself!!

Is Schlapp a verb on Urban Dictionary yet?

🤣🤣🤣

Oh, it’s there. Let’s give it some traction…

schlapp is a disgusting pig

Did anyone ask what the victim was wearing? He could’ve been asking for it. 😏

You definitely settle out of court for almost $500,000 when you’re innocent. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/20/u...

Winky winky

Gosh wouldn't it be great to be attacked by one of these assholes Oh man I think I'm getting sexy.

Another sleaze-guy..,

Why is this guy walking around free? We've known for years that he's a predator.

Any reason for the lack of charges?

Gross! I’m gay and happily married to a wonderful man. I would never want that to happen to me. I guess he was trying to get someone else’s balls because he has none, especially when it comes to standing up to Musk and Trump-a-Dump, and the stupids in his cabinet.

So he’s done this before at the same restaurant They should put some undercover cops there on a regular basis or set up a “can’t miss special event” with undercover cops and cameras throughout apparently he usually goes for males And then bust the mofo!!

They need Chris Hanson to catch a predator.

Yes! I’d love/pay! to see that 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

AGAIN???!!! What a predator

MAGA home to ALL the Real Sexual Predators

GOP = Gang Of Pedos!

MAGA = Perverts, Weirdos and Crooks.

This is why maga cult members should not be allowed around children They have no moral compass and feel this type of behavior is entitled to them.

Groping Old Perverts Why isn't Schlapp being charged in any of these incidents?

He is one weird person

“He took it out” Benes

He needs to come out from the closet

Pig!!

Only the best people!!

huh!?

So, the black twig wasn't enough he wanted the berries too?

“But as the Conservative Political Action Conference got underway outside Washington on Thursday, the group’s influential chairman, Matt Schlapp, was embroiled in another scandal involving allegations of sexual assault against him.” www.nytimes.com/2025/02/20/u...

He grabbed someone's genitals!!!! Isn't this the party now that hate gay people! I guess what is good for them is not good for everyone else!!!! Hypocrite!!!!

Hes a taint schlapper.

No one is surprised. Well, unless they’re surprised it took so long between accusations.

He actually went to a restaurant where the word "black" is part of the name? Amazing!

Sounds like he's trying to fu¢k everybody. How Republican of him.

He is slimy and gross....

His wife is ok with it as the cash keeps rolling in.

He grabbed a person's crotch in public? I hope the victim schlapped him.

He’s at it a

Didn't he settle a sexual assault lawsuit with a male aid he grabbed by the crotch?

Trumps double jerk invisible dicks dance is a spot on impression of Matt Schlapp at a bar

Effing perv.

He’s brutal this guy. Probably it’s being a closet gay, he lashes out.

Gropey McGroperson strikes again.

#crackers acting up again

A real gem.

I would love to allegedly assault that fat pig…we don’t need fat white pigs in our country

Who did Matt Schlapp (assault)

Just another white male Republican sexual predator to add to the very long list.

Creepy man

George, are you watching Hannity tonight so I don’t have to???

Senator Al Franken had to resign because he was photographed faking to grab a woman's breasts when on a USO tour of Afghanistan after 9/11 while she napped, before he became a Senator. He asked for her forgiveness and he got it.

And water is wet. magas like him protest too much anyway. But they are only fooling themselves.

He grabs men by the balls! If I was his wife I would lawyer up .

You all knew way back in the day didn't you George?

To those elected in Washington DC. Invery state in OUR union. A reminder from Bob Dylan!

I am shocked, another GOP sex offender. No means no, you piece of shit.

Like, even if you were attractive, you don't just go lunging straight for the downstairs bits. Have a little class, make a little conversation, jeezus.

Looks like he ate their dessert

They're all predators.

Dick grabber

Why don’t Schlapp and Lindsay Graham just do it already.

Lol. Literally 2 minutes from me

did he schlapp someone?

I came into these comments thinking I was so fckn clever and, in a rare moment of lucidity, thought "I should read the article before asking if someone got schlapped" XD

to be fair… the headline really buried the lede…

True, but "assaulted" being in quotation marks was what initially raised suspicion for me.

oh my… it’s worse…

Mercedes... come get your boo! He's misbehaving again...

The good folk at CPAC will be unfazed.

This guy’s a walking, one-man crime wave

For magats, that’s a feature, not a bug.

That didn't take long.

Did Grindr break down At CPAC this year? 😂😂

I’m sure his “wife” is furious

He gets more 🍆 than she does…

imagine a hybrid Lorena Bobbitt and Luigi Mangione…

Somehow, this seems like the right venue for Mr. Schlapp and the alleged activity: "Matt Schlapp, chairman of the American Conservative Union, was the subject of a disturbance at The Black Twig restaurant in Sperryville..."

He’s got the standard Mercedes but prefers a stick

You win my laugh of the day…and I needed that 😂

Cheers 🙃

🏆

😂😂😂

Well said, sir. Well said.

M’am ;-)

Well said, Madame, well said.

🤭 omg yes!

“The alleged incident at The Black Twig is not the first time allegations have been made about sexually-related conduct by Schlapp. According to previous news reports, in the past eight years, there have been three other such allegations.”

Such a douchebag

You messy.