Even the breast of us can’t wing it sometimes
Even the breast of us can’t wing it sometimes
Damn i thought it was chick filet at first
Profits were sagging.
Who ever thought Hooters would go tits up?
Listen, if you’re paying taxes to China instead of the USA, at least have the decency to say ‘I identify as a double agent’ upfront.
Didn’t we just bomb the hooties? Heard it on signal.
Good. Misogynist company deserved it
They’ve gone tits up. Irish saying.
To think they had their own airline
They say that boobs won't always be, just what they are today. And cleavage is quite different than leverage. Alas tis #Hooters that will not be, the place to have your say. Or the place to get your favorite beverage.
Ugh, dad jokes.
That's gotta be the breast post of the day! 😆 🤣 😂
How badly do you mismanage a restaurant that sells wings and boobs, that you have to file bankruptcy? I mean, the wait staff make tips for most of their pay and you have 1 cook, and a bartender. That's it.
Their wings are mid and they've had the same boobs for 40 years...
Weird because the waitresses here are college age. You think a business needs more than mid wings, beer and boobs? Topless bars have cool, not cold beer, boobs and no food. They rarely shutter.
Groan but good!
Another of way too many businesses going under as disposable income all but vanishes .....
Private equity wins again
Very deflating!
Now, hold on everyone. Let’s us all first get abreast of the situation. 😏
IDK, blame this shit weasel right here... thespacecoastrocket.com/randy-fine-h...
😁 wow!
Good
Mutton dressed as lamb in the end. Can't put lipstick on a pig.
It had to eventually go the way of Hooter’s Airlines. I surprised they’re still open.
C'mon CNN! It's right there in front of you! "Hooters goes tits-up"
Good.
Twin Peaks ( an actual restaurant) should follow…
I guess they’re going tits up.
Just had same thought
Beat me to it
Groan...👍
It’s about time!!
I’ve been waiting a while for this.
Love the bit on CNN’s website where they advertise Amazon’s Big Spring sale. That passes for news in USA?
It’s appalling how many “articles” in my Apple News app are actually just peddling Amazon goods 🙄
Oh noooooooo.... where will kid rock and BoBo have the wedding reception 😉
Oh my gawd, what ever will Nick Adams do now? 😂😂
Passed one the other day and was wondering why they are still in business?
Thanks for the mammaries.
Didn't the US military just bomb them?
Business must be sagging.
It's hard when you're top heavy.
Shooters went bust.
Objectifying women not so popular anymore?
One can always hope
Boobhoohoo
Another 'win' for private equity owned businesses..?
I got totally owned by a Hooter’s waitress circa 1988…she had a name tag on that said “Killer” and I (stupidly) said, “What’s the other one’s name?” and without missing a beat she smiled and said, “Nobody’s ever survived to name it.”. Needless to say, I had to buy the next round.
oh.. George....
I went once in the 80's--2 gals who met because our husbands were besties. Man, we looked at the waitresses and said "this place is not marketing for out patronage" 🤣 Never went back.
Their debt has really bosomed
Hah
😂
That's only the tit of the iceberg.
This was inevitable.
These news fall heavy on my Chest.
Skeet award ! 🏆
Boobs are out and idiotic orange buffoons are in. Contradictory statement for sure.
I guess they’ve gone tits up?
Anyone else shocked that Trump has not offered a federal bailout yet?
One does wonder if the investors feel like complete boobs.
How long you been sittin' on that one, George? 😆
About time. The concept was insulting to women when it started and it’s gone way past its sell-by date.
😂😂😂
Damnit! Where will this Trump carnage END? Or am I finally going to be forced to start my OWN sexist themed restaurant 'BBLs'R'US!
Another sign of the decline of toxic masculinity & the patriarchy. And hopefully, the objectification of women.
How sad the number of dudes coming on here telling me i'm wrong. Mansplaining my interpretation as a Woman. No support or encouragement that this might be a possibility too. SO gross.🙄
But you were NOT wrong and these testosterone poisoned establishments are slowly disappearing. 🤯
Well I'm with you on this.
I concur. I don’t know any guy with integrity who would go to one of these places. It’s like watching an 80’s comedy now and seeing so much of the “humor” from then was sexual assault. It’s just cringey and a good thing to let go.
Well said, so true!
With you on this! 👍 There’s always going to be some men who will bring toxic masculinity to the table due to generational trauma. But it is declining with the “healing” generations. 😉
For sure. Thank you. 😊🙏♀️☮️💜🌎
I agree. That place was gross.
Boobs about to hit the labor force...
Whoa that’s a hot take!
They racked up a huge amount of debt.
Hooters is building a new one in central Florida as we speak. WTF ?
You said “FLU-re-DUh” so you answered your own question.
I have a low opinion of you too
...also killed by the internet... Lol
Say it ain’t so. Not Hooters! Wah. And the food was crap too.
🤣
So sad. MAGA alpha males are losing where they take dates.
Good one!
Glad that's over with
This is a positive harbinger, guys.
😅
Never went, but I heard they did actually have good wings.
A friend once tried to impress me by saying she went for the wings. I've never been, would not support that business model. (Sorry, pun intended) 😉
Was the food bad?
Yes
Imagine a franchise built on misogyny lasting that long, sorry for those about to lose their jobs but it is overdue
I heard management were boobs...
NOOO bra….
It's going to be nationalized and every location will include a SCIF where cabinet secretaries can conduct their fantasy sports drafts. Or they can sit at the bar and share classified info via Signal chats or Facebook direct messages.
Shite!! If Hooters can fail, nothings safe...
Pete Hegseth: Who the hell did we bomb the other day? Aide: That was the Houthis, sir. Hoo - thees H: Fuck, I was worried for a second.
Ah, I see what you did there
I’m not sure how this even started. When I go somewhere to eat, I want food I don’t give a fuck who serves it.
😆😆😆😆
Go woke go br... oh.
it’s a ploy to allow it to be purchased by the originators while walking away from a lot of debt and leases on vacated properties, watch for tighter t-shirts as it turns its attention away from middle-aged men and toward the young men addicted to certain podcasts
🙄
What a run of hoots & hollers as an adolescent adult restaurant A man’s dream was to take up coin or stamp collection in the day Then the ones who could fill wine barrels w/vineyards invested crop in longevity profits hopefully then Ruses seem to be last on shrills & Tackiness in skimp list
Keep us abreast.
Another business goes tits up.
🎯🤣
It was the breast of times; it was the thirst of times.
They went too big and were no longer attractive and couldn’t stay afloat. It looks like they’re doing a reduction to just a handful. Any more than that isn’t necessary anyway.
Is Tallywackers still safe, though?
It wouldn’t be the greatest loss, but they are filing for bankruptcy because they are moving to a full franchise model. The corporate restaurants are going to be sold off (either to the current franchisees, or new ones) and Hooters (Private Equity firm Nord Bay Capital) will have minimal overhead.
🙄
say what you will. I had one of the best servers I have ever had at a Hooters in Florida when I went there with a small group. having worked as a server myself you appreciate the high level of service. much better than numerous high end places I have dined
Read the room!
Such a shame. So many Michelin stars and legendary dishes. Good riddance.
I hear they’re planning to update their game for the new era and rebrand as Peckers…
It was parent company putting bad debt on the company.
Yep
Went to the original in Clearwater Florida years ago. Once was enough.
Punny!
Damn. If I’m gonna lose a place to look at nice boobs and eat wings I’m gonna have to go get that breast augmentation surgery and start eating at Mission Barbecue. Won’t the hillbilly rednecks in Florida love this.
There's always Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilt for them to enjoy 🤣
I'm sorry to hear this has gone 'tits up'.
Ooh the double pun!
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 I have never eaten in that place anyway🤮🤮🤮
Where are all the alpha males going to eat at now?
Oh, George, try not to be a boob.
Good riddance
Oh so punny! 😂
Bazinga! You are on it this morning!
Hooters can be saved if they become the meme, if you know what I mean 😏
Hard times, these. Not surprising they went bust.
I guess they couldn't find an implantsion of cash
Bar food & misogyny. Bye.
Opened April 1 1983 bankruptcy April 1 2025.
Millennials strike again! I absolutely judged every single boomer boss who took my teams to lunch at Hooters or Twin Peaks.
Really?
You didn’t.
I guess you could say they went tits up...
Good it’s so degrading to women
What a shameful venture, creepy obsessions with mammory glands and a pretence that it's about food. American crap. Women deserve better
Again?
I see what you did there 😃😆
Drooping sales
Thank you for staying abreast of this news.
😉
Looooong overdue
Ah but the other breastraunts will keep the tits alive. Ick
That was one of your worst 😂
Good Riddance, but where will the incels go now?
Haunting a female around your nearest bar. Ugh.
The girls are volunteer enablers. No sympathy.
Well, I guess when bobert losses her seat she’ll be out of the only job she could get.
Can they take a little ribbing?
George, pulling out the "Dad jokes" Nicely done
🤦♀️
Lol
Aww they actually were a huge support to secondary education. Those tips have been paying off tuition and housing for decades. Too bad their business model is sexual harassment with a twist of hot sauce.
'Hooters Implants Repossessed'
Well, when your business is run by a bunch of boobs...
👍
I Wonder if you do...
I'm very superstitious.
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Looking back on when I was a little nappy-headed boy... I hung out at Hooters, and waitress' boobs would fill my eyes with joy..
Isn't she lovely!
🤣🤣🤣
The Calumet City, IL Mayor Will be distraught!
A Tit Too Far
Private Equity does its thing (again).
I cannot believe it. I figured that as long as there were pubescent males Hooters would never die. Remember after sitting through a Florida hurricane we went for a drive afterwards. Saw a packed parking lot. Only one we saw. Hooters. Couldn’t make it up.
Thank Trump. 🤔
Haha.
Bye
What will Nick Adams do now???
He and the guys will have nowhere to go after their foursomes. 😉🤣
There should be a chicken and beer joint with hot men as servers and they should call it Dickies.
The onion rings are served on certain appendages…
😂😂
That the standard for 'sexually attractive breasts' is shifting from 'big' to 'sleak' might also have something to do with it.
The standard and legal protection of not being sexually objectified at a dining establishment probably has something to do with it
Good riddance! Now let’s get rid of that other hideous Orange American plague in the White House!
Oh that’s good 😂
Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation.
Funny, I was just asking @dawngradel.bsky.social the other day "Who still goes to Hooters?"
🤣 It was fun in the ‘80’s and ‘90’s but as the 2000’s wore on it morphed into a sad chain that led to it going the way of the dinosaurs. Deservedly so.
If it wasn’t for the food, I’d eat there every day.
I believe there's a Hooters opening in The Villages, Florida. (The 55 & over community of 150,000 people, for those who don't know.) Hard to believe, and a sickening thought, that elderly, & very elderly men will be leering at young waitresses breasts, etc., while eating. What's with this world?
And what about the wives & partners?
Not surprising... old men are the dregs of society. They should be put in "facilities" by the time they're 50 if they can't prove they're NOT a danger to society...
LOL
Hoping this is a trend. I can think of another orange-clad entity, where it is seemly ok to objectify and grab women, that should be shut down.
Has to be an April Fool's joke.
That was a cup full!
If you rack up enough losses and are run by a bunch of boobs, eventually you'll go bust.
If you ever worked in corporate strategy it wouldn't be difficult to know that their arc of success was doomed from the start.
Kudos 🤣
Chest a minute, are you PUNishing us again?
🤣👏👏
I managed to avoid dining at our local H00ters before it closed and the one time I tried their wings, they weren't at all good. There are many way-better sports bars with way-less misogyny tied to their product.
Oh George. That's a thigh-slapper.
Talk about going tits up
In an equitable society they never would’ve gotten the business loan to open up shop in the first place. I’m proud to say that I’ve never set foot in one of those restaurants
Good
I thought that all the Alpha males would be there 24/7/365? Have MAGA men become little boys? Or homosexual? ...... I'm poking fun at the 'real' men 😂
I’m surprised Trumpy hasn’t brought his whole cabinet there for meetings just to keep it in business.
😂 Thank you, I and everyone else needed a good laugh!😊🕊️☮️🇺🇦
It's about time!
As a gay man, I loved Hooters. Best burger and basket of fries. RIP HOOTERS.
But... but... where can good God fearing families take their kids to?
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Implants are becoming irrelevant.
Could you imagine a family restaurant called Schlongs where young men in Speedos served chicken wings and beer to mostly middle aged women? And then sometimes people would have their 13 year old daughters birthday there?
It exists. Just Google "Peckers" I heard of a place that used the woodpecker as the mascot, but looks like there's more than one restaurant today.
Is it a family restaurant?
Yikes. I’m going to have to see that mental vision all day. Thanks for running my day. 😱
Lol. This restaurant would still be packed with middle aged dudes 🤭😅
No it’s wieners but the cult will read it as winners 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would never bring my kids/grandkids.
Please! Don't give the Trump administration ideas....
Right?!!
Have they gone bust?
They're called gay bars!😃
I'm stealing this and paying you nothing for my national chain restaurant. It will be called wieners and we'll sell hot dogs which is the largest food mark-up possible. Dogs are just slaughter-floor scraps and I can sell a foot long for $10
Do we get the girl?
No, you get a fine young man in a speedo delivering your dogs to your table your 10 year old twin son and daughter are sitting at. Don't want little dog missing out on what his future eating, tv watching, magazine reading, societal future holds for him WEINERS EVERYWHERE WEINERS even eating w kids
They're eating the dogs 🥲
Now you get it. If they don't, they're shoved down their throats until they choke on them
I always got it. First post was a joke for a friend of mine. Are you saying children are being force-fed hotdogs?
trump has turned immigrant children into hot dogs #soylentgreen
Thank you.
Long Dong Silvers …. Dick Fil-A … Lorena Bobbits … ….. a few name options …
And these young men would smile and sit with the ladies and push their bulge into their faces while serving wings.
Just the drums. Call them dongs. You can have flavors like black, Asian, spicy, creamy
Their customer base would still be men.
This comment wins!!
There actually was a male Hooters in Dallas, about ten years ago…and to no surprise they went out of business.
Actually I think somebody opened such a place in Texas. It built around male servers with well-packed pants appealing to mommies whose disposable incomes far surpasses their abilities to recognize subpar food while going through midlife crises. (IDK what the name was. I'd have called it Boners"
Tallywackers
Femboy hooters would have made trillions
Young men in gray sweatpants
I think you’re onto something Tammy! 🤣
Great business idea. Blue speedos to represent blue balls. Chippendales bow ties. Buff and buffy.
I followed you ,to unfollow you and then block you for the image.
It’s all gone tits-up!
Biden’s fault! Lol
Its profits have been sagging for some time.
Those puns are a real hoot.
Good it was always a stupid idea!
It's a bad product. experience, food all of it. Bad products should die.