Way, way cool! Maybe he can hit up Paul, Weiss and Skadden and Willkie and Milbank and S&C to buy up boxes of them!
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The way he's advertising that, the whole $5M must be going directly to Trump.
apr 4, 2025, 1:48 am • 4 0 • view
Green card, $50,000 License to use Trump Brand Name(Tm), $4,950,000
apr 4, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
That tracks.
apr 4, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
This is insane
apr 4, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
embarrassing and shameful
apr 4, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
If he buys one, does that mean he's not a citizen?
apr 4, 2025, 12:44 am • 6 0 • view
What an asshole! Where are all these places that are being built to manufacture anything?
apr 4, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Is he okay? They sound like they’re talking to their grandpa at a nursing home.
apr 4, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
I'll take 20!
apr 4, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
The grift goes on.
apr 4, 2025, 1:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh damn here we go! The get out of rape free card is actually coming!
apr 4, 2025, 3:57 am • 10 0 • view
Once a grifter always a grifter.
apr 4, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
I'd normally ask if that's the same two weeks as his HC plan, but this is a grift, so I expect to see it in under 2 weeks.
apr 4, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
The emoluments clause is optional now. Good to know for future presidents
apr 4, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
It reminds me of my son at age 8 trying to sell the shitty athletic team popcorn. Who bought? Mom.
apr 4, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
Epitome of money can’t buy you class. He is an embarrassment.
apr 4, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
How is the legal? Any body.
apr 4, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
Your pass to dystopia!
apr 4, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
He totally disgusts me.
apr 4, 2025, 2:51 am • 0 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Give me a break! I would buy one, but my 401K is gone and I’m not sure if I will get my Social Security check this month.
apr 4, 2025, 3:59 pm • 3 0 • view
That was probably included in their "agreement".
apr 4, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
The grift just never stops. On top of that, it is just SO, SO TACKY.
apr 4, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
This is illegal!!!
apr 4, 2025, 12:28 am • 5 0 • view
It started being illegal 11/5/2024
apr 4, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Willy Wonka vibes.
apr 4, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
There it is again: it’s coming out in 2 weeks. Just like his health care plan last time. Which never came out, ever.
apr 4, 2025, 11:55 am • 1 0 • view
Just like those candy bars your kids sell to raise money for school…
apr 4, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
Since he was born here already, I think he meant the first buyer is his wife Melania, wherever she is right now.
apr 4, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
Laminated. Classy..
apr 5, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
To King Joffrey! Long may he reign!!
apr 4, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
So, we’re all unemployed wondering how we’ll make the mortgage payment and he dangles a $5M gold card. How relatable
apr 4, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
good god...this is the guy who identifies with and cares about the working folk?
apr 4, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
America is on fire and he’s peddling ffing cards. Who the hell wants to come here now?
apr 4, 2025, 12:31 am • 9 0 • view
Rooskies.
apr 4, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
Criminals!
apr 4, 2025, 3:47 am • 2 1 • view
As a Norwegian I would not buy that golden hoax if my life depended on it (and it does if I travel to the US..) Not even if i got 5 mill to take it.. I'm from a socialistic democratic hellhole country and want it to stay that way...
apr 4, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe?
apr 4, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
Is that a photo of Boris Johnson in the card?
apr 4, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Officially WTF.
apr 4, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
Such a POS and disgrace to our country and the office.
apr 4, 2025, 1:36 am • 4 1 • view
And they will.
apr 4, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
Can’t wait for my lawn to mowed, pool cleaned , trash picked up , groceries packed & hospital toilets to be cleaned by the incoming buyers of this American credit citizen card Welcome 🙏 Can’t be for scientists, professors or other academics- given we abandoned those professions?
apr 4, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
I am the first buyer with the tax payers' money.
apr 4, 2025, 10:45 am • 0 0 • view
What is the "gold card" and what do you get for buying one?
apr 4, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Immediate U.S. citizenship
apr 4, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
So the wealthy criminals who need to escape their countries will buy them.
apr 4, 2025, 12:22 am • 15 0 • view
McCloy turning over in his grave watching his firm give in to fascism.
apr 6, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Still grifting while he jets away to nosh with the Saudis and leaves the country in ashes. I fucking hate this puke so much.🤮🤮🤮🤮🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
apr 4, 2025, 2:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Gotta love a National Scam. I’m assuming the National Scams are arranged by a private consultancy group (owned by the President or close advisor) as we wouldn’t want government waste in some department full of woke folk. Bet Putin is among the first buyers (always handy to have an alternate address)
apr 4, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
Grifter in Chief
apr 4, 2025, 12:31 am • 3 0 • view
Oh hell no, I wouldn’t buy a wooden nickel from that carnival barker.. who can trust him!
apr 4, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah, He takes questions, but he can't answer them. How much longer is this bullshit going to go on? The incompetence is astounding.
apr 4, 2025, 9:59 am • 0 0 • view
World’s biggest jerkoff. When will all the Taco Bell,MacDonalds, hairspray and chemical bronzer blow an artery in his miserable fucking head and end this high school keg party?I’m ready. I’ve had enough. It’s really serious now.The world’s economy is taking a shit due to this mean spirited jackass.
apr 4, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Always the grift
apr 4, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
What a disgrace
apr 4, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
And it's tarriff free!
apr 4, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
So let me guess, he didn’t really “buy” the first card; he’s just keeping it because…
apr 4, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
Shit show run by a 🤡
apr 4, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
Crazy Donnie's Swap Meet and Flea Market, conveniently located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Best prices in town! We got your gold cards and classic cars, hats and golf clubs, with weekend auctions featuring tax cuts and kingly executive orders! (Hamberders and ketchup extra.)
apr 4, 2025, 1:30 am • 6 1 • view
God how much I loathe this waste of space.
apr 4, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
So is he admitting he an illegal immigrant in need of deporting?? Call ICE I guess…is that an autism awareness tattoo…must be a gang member too.
apr 4, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
At that price, it’s certainly not a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
apr 4, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
My god… the depravity.
apr 4, 2025, 12:49 am • 0 0 • view
Disgusting
apr 4, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
God Damn he is trailer fucking trash!
apr 4, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
This is an election fraud card…
apr 4, 2025, 6:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Boooooo!
apr 4, 2025, 1:34 am • 0 0 • view
Disgusting grifting shill he is not a president he's a lowlife crook
apr 4, 2025, 1:14 am • 1 0 • view
Eternal grift. Reprehensible.
apr 4, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
Jeez, this is the President of the United States. Openly grifting. We are a clown country now. So very deeply sad.
apr 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 30 2 • view
🤪 Without that, he’ll sell 2,000/year max 🤪
apr 4, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
where are the legal teams screaming conflict of interest? lets see the accounting?
apr 4, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
What a grifting piece of shit 💩, it astounds me that people voted for that
apr 4, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Grifting idiot....
apr 4, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
WTF is this illegal sh!t going on in plain sight?
apr 4, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
He’s such a disgrace! He’d sell his soul if he had one.
apr 4, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
What the fuck’s with his fascination within two weeks?
apr 4, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
It's the perfect time for the media and the public to forget as we would have already moved on to something else by then. That seems to be the short-attention-span-sweet-spot.
apr 4, 2025, 4:03 pm • 2 0 • view
So basically like the signal messaging app fiasco?
apr 4, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
What's that?? 😉🤷🏻♂️😉
apr 4, 2025, 4:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Elon buys his on shitty cars, Trump his own cards. The USA is in well educated hands! 🤦🏻♂️
apr 4, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 5:16 am • 2 0 • view
would it be any less bad if he had an ounce of class?
apr 4, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
I’ll guarantee that Trump stiffs himself paying the $5M for the first card.
apr 4, 2025, 5:39 pm • 4 0 • view
🤮 🤮🤮
apr 4, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
Guaranteed that Gutfield was abusing himself during that segment.
apr 4, 2025, 12:41 am • 1 0 • view
What kind of sh*t is this?
apr 5, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
What a dumb, corrupt country we hitched our wagon to. And still our politicians have to pay tribute to it, because they had no Plan B. 🇦🇺
apr 4, 2025, 1:32 am • 1 0 • view
Bets on Jesse Waters
apr 4, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
Wouldn't they have to change immigration laws to allow this scam? I know he's not one for laws tho.
apr 4, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
Why does the Orange Shit Stain need a Gold Card? Was he not born in the USA? He can't be president. Deport him to El Salvador, NOW!
apr 4, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
Can he sell a reverse Gold Card so I can head north and get out of here?
apr 4, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
He is so damn gross.
apr 4, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
He can’t stop grifting.
apr 4, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
Why would he need the card. Isn’t he a citizen already?? And who gets the $5M? Doesn’t Congress need to vote on this? And again, 2 weeks. It’s always 2 weeks. Can he resign in 2 weeks?
apr 4, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
The Whites-only Wonka Card!
apr 4, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
And why exactly would he need to be the first person to buy one?
apr 4, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
A snake oil salesman. He'd sell his mother if he could. On the White House lawn.
apr 4, 2025, 4:37 am • 2 0 • view
§ 208 Acts affecting a personal financial interest § 1961 Racketeering [RICO] misappropriation of funds -- Embezzlement Of Public Funds 18 USC §§ 643, 644, 648, 649, 650, 651, 652, and 653 10 years imprisonment, a fine equal to amount taken
apr 4, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
"Two weeks" 🙄
apr 4, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
He's shilling 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨... including American citizenship! "Don't worry about background checks... wink, wink... nudge, nudge."
apr 4, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
Does Putin get the second one?
apr 4, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
Of course bloated yam’s face is on it… most ridiculous scam, so embarrassing
apr 4, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
If citizenships are for sale for 5 million dollars, we should all be given the choice to sell our citizenship. There are many people that will never own even a million. Let them leave with the 5M and they can start a (probably better) life somewhere else.
apr 4, 2025, 1:08 am • 12 0 • view
Gifting them to his golf buddies the Saudis this weekend
apr 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
He Said... 45harley.github.io/CB/
apr 4, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
What an absolute creepy imbecile!!!
apr 4, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
Hey trump take that gold card and stick it up your fat orange ass
apr 4, 2025, 12:13 pm • 1 0 • view
And for only 3 million, you can get a certified copy of the signal chat attack plans with DJT picture on it. For 8M, you can join future strategic chats. The chat.
apr 4, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
Is it ethical to sell your stuff on government time???
apr 4, 2025, 4:40 pm • 4 0 • view
Who’s getting the money?
apr 4, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
Three penny dictator…
apr 4, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
Another grift. Anyone remember any other president who grifted the American people while in the white house? This is shameful and embarrassing for our country. Have some dignity!
apr 4, 2025, 1:41 am • 3 1 • view
But It! I want to burn it.
apr 4, 2025, 1:16 am • 0 0 • view
Osama bin ladens family will be lining up for them.
apr 4, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
How does this make any sense? Isn’t the gold card for foreigners to buy their way into the US? Isn’t this also illegal? Also, #SIGNALGATE!!!!!
apr 4, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 1 • view
He said two days. It fell much further in just one.
apr 4, 2025, 12:38 am • 10 0 • view
Why would Trump need to buy citizenship in the first place?
apr 4, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
Ok good, I'm glad I'm not the only one curious about this...
apr 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
He’s literally selling America
apr 4, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
Next up... "I have this glass of Kool-aid, it's the bestest Kool-aid you've ever had. You're gonna be so thrilled you had this Kool-aid."
apr 4, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
Isn’t that his mugshot photo on the card?
apr 4, 2025, 12:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Why does he always default to “two weeks”? Everything has been “out in two weeks”. What gives?
apr 4, 2025, 8:10 am • 0 0 • view
Aren’t these supposed to be sold to folks emigrating to #usa Why would #trump need one?
apr 4, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
Special tax avoidance benefits?
apr 4, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
Shameless moron.
apr 4, 2025, 4:50 am • 1 0 • view
WTH
apr 4, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
I know, I know, “Grifters gotta grift” 😡💸👑
apr 4, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
So the USA is for sale?
apr 4, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
would be cheaper just to sell your soul like the GOP did
apr 4, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
You have to have a soul to sell it.
apr 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 2 0 • view
Russian Oligarchs will be happy to buy one.
apr 4, 2025, 12:38 am • 4 1 • view
And he’ll just be A-OK with that! So…Let the Spying begin- in plain sight!
apr 4, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
🤪
apr 4, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
Sick, vicious bastard
apr 4, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
"Don't ask me again about Signalgate, it's yesterday's fake news, especially when I have an important announcement to make about these gold cards I'm selling!"
apr 4, 2025, 12:25 am • 24 2 • view
The old “two weeks” line
apr 4, 2025, 12:27 am • 27 0 • view
Things just get dumber and dumber…
apr 4, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
I don’t know? Maybe l am in the Twilight Zone? 😖
apr 4, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah! El Chapo's relatives!
apr 4, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Omg the US is led by a scam Artist and Republicans sit back on their thumbs!
apr 4, 2025, 12:26 am • 43 3 • view
Hes an imbecile. Please stop him.
apr 4, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
I zoomed in and it’s literally LAMINATED PAPER. What a joke
apr 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
He’s so gross. You can’t buy class, obviously.
apr 4, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
A "pro bono card".
apr 4, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
Oh, this definitely helps the economy and those suffering from tariffs
apr 4, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 12:41 pm • 4 1 • view
apr 4, 2025, 12:37 pm • 3 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 12:36 pm • 5 1 • view
apr 4, 2025, 12:36 pm • 5 4 • view
Isn’t this the automatic citizenship grift? If he’s the first buyer…who did he buy it for?!
apr 4, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
Doesn’t “in about 2 weeks” generally translate to “never”?
apr 4, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I really thought his mention of this a couple weeks ago was a joke. I should have known better. It’s never too low or too illegal for Trump.
apr 4, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
Did he buy it as a gift? For Vlad, maybe? 🤔
apr 4, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
Your card has been declined
apr 4, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
Frump is a used car salesman selling cars without transmissions.
apr 4, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
everything is 2 weeks with him
apr 4, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
Isn’t he a US citizen? Why would he be the ‘first buyer’?
apr 4, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
You know who has an easy $5 million sitting around? Terrorist organizations. How much you want to bet he’s going to sell one to a terrorist organization who’s going to send their people here and plan an attack.
apr 4, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
I read somewhere today that he's making nice with the Talisman again, so . . .
apr 4, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
He did make Pakistan let the Taliban out of prison prior to leaving office in his last term. That’s why they could attack us when we pulled out.
apr 4, 2025, 1:50 am • 2 0 • view
I thought those gold cards were for wealthy immigrants 🤔
apr 4, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
They should make US Citizenship tradable on on Coinbase. Let everyone monetize their own, and we can see what the real price is.
apr 4, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
Is he really hawking this?
apr 4, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
Did he pay for it? Or just grab one off the top? Number: 100000001!
apr 4, 2025, 8:38 am • 1 0 • view
The only people who want to move here now are criminals, con men and oligarchs.
apr 4, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
Another grift to take advantage of his followers. When it doesn't go well, they won't be happy and react in the only way they know how.
apr 4, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
“2 weeks” is Trump speak for “never”
apr 4, 2025, 10:01 am • 0 0 • view
The gold card for….. ??? Citizenship???
apr 4, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
I thought it was to buy citizenship. Now it's just turned into donations to Felon 47?
apr 4, 2025, 9:50 am • 0 0 • view
A Royal Flush beats a Joker and a King… and your shitty trump card.
apr 4, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Be ready in less than 2wks... Haven't heard that before
apr 4, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
Disgusting grifter
apr 4, 2025, 12:28 am • 3 0 • view
It really is corruption like no one has ever seen before.
apr 4, 2025, 1:10 am • 11 1 • view
This is so gross. My word of the year.
apr 4, 2025, 1:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Thank you Mr President this will make my job so much easier. Signed .. MX cartel boss .. by the way, can they be purchased as a multi pack and I only have cash .. hope that is OK
apr 4, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
Fuck off George, I work at Milbank. What are you doing?
apr 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
What an asshole
apr 4, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
Give me your tired, your poor, your 5 million dollars.
apr 4, 2025, 11:51 am • 2 0 • view
Come on America, we all have someone dear & aged who is slipping into dementia - in this case he ain’t dear - but he certainly is in deep. Look at his movements.
apr 4, 2025, 7:43 am • 0 0 • view
Embarrassing
apr 4, 2025, 4:13 am • 1 0 • view
Trumperican Express: Don’t arrive without it.
apr 4, 2025, 12:47 am • 0 0 • view
He would grift his mother for a profit.
apr 4, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
Lookin at Neal Katyal today.
apr 4, 2025, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
They were probably made in China.
apr 4, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Why the f*ck is the president of the United States selling sh*t? Is he selling? What's it about?
apr 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 2 0 • view
money laundering with foreign adversaries who can afford to buy this worthless junk, chinese, saudis, russians …
apr 4, 2025, 12:37 am • 3 0 • view
Conway moves around. Pus Gut what is name always seated🤷♂️
apr 4, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
Where is the line feeding this so we can cut it ???
apr 4, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
What happened to presidents not being allowed to sell things while serving as president? Isn’t he violating the constitution?
apr 4, 2025, 6:55 am • 0 0 • view
The US legal profession needs its own Front Line Defenders... www.frontlinedefenders.org/en/programme...
apr 4, 2025, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Revoltingly on brand. Oh America🙄
apr 4, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Ha, those uber wealthy lawyers are buying golden passports elsewhere, like Peter Thiel in NZ. They don't plan to be around when the s**t hits the fan.
apr 4, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
Another money laundering scheme just pretending it’s available to the public to buy
apr 4, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
A citizen bought citizenship?
apr 4, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
A constant con man. I hope the EU buries us over his reckless tariff BS
apr 4, 2025, 3:43 am • 12 0 • view
The Orange Virus shilling for money for his pocket.
apr 4, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
Speaking of gold things... Did any of those maga losers get their $400 golden high top clown shoes from last spring? 🤣
apr 4, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
He doesn’t realize it yet, but those cheesy cards….. have an expiration date.
apr 4, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Just another gift. Pay Donald $5m and he'll make you a Citizen by decree. When the card expires, you pay Donald again, and again...
apr 4, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking hell
apr 4, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
JFC
apr 4, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
He is a vile parasite
apr 4, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view