The pitchbot should have added but only if the penguins are straight.

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The stupidity Is beyond belief. The maniac in the White House will destroy US and the world if we let him. It's time to #Resist

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USA: burns bridges, overthrows governments, eats entire buffet World: “You’ve violated the Friendship Accords.” USA: “What’d I do?” World: “Everything. You did everything.” 🌎💔🇺🇸

Miller's spirit guide bobblehead. iyk

Omg HE DEI’D THE PENGUINS! Everything Trump touches DEIs!

George, you kill me!! You always find these little gems.

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Perfect.

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Save all animals, feed the oligarchs to them. A single oligarch can feed several animals in zoos and other places.

The poor penguins just aren’t sure how they will afford groceries.

Goebbels reincarnated. Evil walking. 3 evil spawn. Dead soul. Dead eyes. Death penalty.

I thought I saw a few sporting TATS and Gang colors 😎😎😎

More like a SNL-joke, is it?

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Don’t give Creepy McFiendish any ideas

Whiteness is the new woke for penguins.

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from the Penguins----bring it on you old fat ass....

Deep red Texas area- My 11 year old daughter was just on a group video chat with kids from her school and one said, “Elbows up” and another said, “ I was just going to say that.” Well done Canada.

Yes, Goebbels will be happy with an all white everything! 🐶🐼☑️🦷🐓🥥🐑🐇🧑‍🦳🐏🏳️❕🐻‍❄️🦢🕊️👨‍🦳🦴🐁🦙

Makes sense in their minds.

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I understand they've signed a document stating that their are only male and female penguins.

This is the week winner!!!! 👏👏👏

Oh oh nakie without their tuxedo's ha!

Oh thats good…..

He is probably the moron who suggested imposing those tariffs.

Watched Rachel Maddow explain the origin of tariffs. According to her investigation, it is Peter Navarro.

I saw her program. Tbh. IMO it would be a soulless putz like miller who would impose tariffs on penguins.

None of them is very bright, or knows geography.

I totally agree.

Excuse me, I believe you dropped your meme, sir.

They 'won' the Internet today.

Trump barring law offices from Courts or accessing evidence necessary for their clients is nothing less than Restraint of Trade. Exactly the opposite of supposed Republican philosophy. Not even some of the clowns in SCOTUS could twist the logic for this one.

The Darwin Awards would give several first places for this shambles.

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Dictator donny so stupid for Putin he has to call him on his burner phone eighteen times a day just to ask if the sky is falling so he can putt the green.

Gotta love Pitchbot

Hahahahhaha! FTW! 😂

Penguins and seagulls unite

Internet award for the day!

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also this:

* Stagflation is a term for an economic situation that combines high inflation, stagnant economic growth, and high unemployment. The word is a combination of "stagnation" and "inflation" British politician Iain Macleod coined the term in 1965 to describe the UK economy at the time. *

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That smacks of racism.

They’re Nazis, that’s why. That’s Stephen Miller. Talk about a douche.

Yup! That’s why I call them WHADBAGS open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...

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Doing my small protest while on vaca in Italy!

Keep protesting !!

His hair and features suggest he needs a 23&me reality check. Racism does not come from pride, since we should all have personal morals and attributes to be proud of. Racism comes from the projection of self hate on others. He should level up his morals so that he doesn’t need racism to feel good.

Hey PROTESTERS: Be safe! Watch out for FAKE #Resistance Watch this video & share💙💙💙✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🥳🥳🥳

I can actually hear Stephen Miller saying this.

Stephen Miller's head looks like an overdue pimple

And he is literally trump’s right and left hand! Right and left brain! Deplorable doesn’t begin to adequately describe the mental illness of this entire dicktatorial administration! 🧌

And loyal to Trump-- don't forget that part. 😁

15 DAYS January 20, tramp signed an executive order declaring a state of emergency at the United States southern border. 90 days after, on April 20, Trump will constitutionally — through the Insurrection Act — be allowed to deploy the military against American civilians....also known as martial law.

My favorite 🤣😂😅

Hahaha

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And this explanation from the Singapore PM as to what’s happening with America right now, should bring shame to any American, how do we got here? youtu.be/G0swAZQeZRc?...

A deep “North American” recession is the “best case” scenario. A worldwide brutal depression is a more balanced scenario. And a global breakdown of trade and the emergence of global wars is the worse case scenario, and one where civilisation as we know it will likely disappear.

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I wouldn't put it past that notzee boy.

lol

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Putin and Miller are our actual leaders. YamTits is as effective as GW …

Yeah they’re all b/w mixed so I guess they have to go? 🤣

Who’s Steven Miller? Do some research!

He's a goddamn German NAZI

Si many Penguins and their No Tarriffs Signs!

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Svalbard and Jan Mayen should be fine, the polar bears are pretty white

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#Handsoff2025

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We had a penguin at our protest in Anoka, MN they are taking a stand.

A Martian dropped in on our march, in Phoenix.😂 He came to return the idiot to Mars.

I saw a sign I couldn't get a picture of that said Hey Elon how are you going to get to Mars when your heads up Uranus😂🤣

Good to see that they aren't getting in a flap about it!

AMAZING

I bet that's true!

Perfect!!

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or wear yarmulkes?

I’m guessing SNL will definitely have a penguin skit

Definitely

George, I was really moved by your emotion on “George Conway Explains It All” over the capitulation of law firms to a corrupt president. I wanted to hug you.

Nosferatu needs to slither back into the hole he emerged from!

There will come a day when this man will pay for his crimes.

For a year now I only referred to him as Count Orlock.

If the shoe fits! 👍

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The dude on the right is FAR more handsome.

He truly is a soulless, dead-eyed ghoul! No humanity in his eyes! Others in this administration simply hide their inhumanity better in the name of “justice” and “patriotism”.

We then need 2 line the hole w/silver then cement it over. Oh, after we’ve placed a ball gag in his mouth to shut him the f*ck up & then chain him to a wall. Oh, wait. 💩. He might just like those last two. So, let’s just stick with lining the hole with silver & cementing it over. We’ll assess later.

Trump must hire these guys on how much shit they can talk.

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nuh uh. this one:

Well, there’s also the fact that trump is stupidt (the “t” on stupid is for greater emphasis).

And a KKKKKKKK since I have time on a Sunday morning

Piling on with STUPIDTTTTTTTT

All those “t”s deserves a follow!

White Penguins support their brethren in Tuxedos.

Oh how cute 💓

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Penguins are flipping the bird at Trump.

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Love it.

The Penguins looked at the Tariff map and are migrating to Russia where they won't be affected.

you talk about a damn idiot.

Hilarious! Perfect!

Not us, we're exempt! 😉😄

When you are famous, the penguins let you grab them by the...

LMAO! 🖕💀🐹

Just to clarify: stephen miller= joseph goebbles. (Don't believe me~ goggle their pictures) stephen= Skullhead gobbles= gerbils Hence~ 🖕💀🐹 I do apologize to gerbils world wide!

Sounds like something the Onion would come up with if it wasn't so believable.

Penguins must have read ‘The Art of the Seal’

I guess the penguins couldn’t pay those tariffs in fish lobster and crabs

Just think how fun the correspondents dinner/ roast could be.

But can they? Remember the 3/5ths human founders’ rule?

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Hey, Steven Miller...⬇️

Poor little Stevie.,..everything has to be white because his heart is tar black.

Just watched you on the Balwark George your a good man I don't know your past beliefs as a republican I don't care seeing you stand up for good over evil right over wrong and tell it like it is made me cry with you. And your an animal lover as seen in your posts keep being you

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Damn. Captured him perfectly.

I laughed for the first time today.

Winner, winner.

"Stephen Miller" is a 🇷🇺 sleeper agent. Putin's son! "Stephen" was conceived in the same Russian hotel bed, where Vladimir Putin pissed on Donald Trump's face. "Stephen" needs to 🍂R🇺🇲NOW

Oh man, I wished I had thought of this! Great mind!

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I’m not surprised the human q-tip would want everything white.

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All American Nero…

Alexander Hamilton to James Madison in 1787- “..we should add something about …if you’re a felon, you can’t be president “ They both laugh.. “Dude, no way that will happen…we’ve revised this puppy so many times now..let’s put it to bed”

🎯🎯🎯🎯 They never could’ve imagined a felon having the nerve to run much less being elected. Come to think of it I couldn’t have either.

The good news is the man breasts aren't ruining his swing.

I suck at golfing and my form is better than that.

All American gut...

"I'm a much better looking person than she is." Don-Old about Kamala. Obviously.

Seems the 220lbs he was bragging about is all in his belly?

He is a blob of disgust!

He always looks like he doesn’t bathe.

Karma is waiting and never forgets.

Please 🙏

Not a FOTUS fan yet that really looks like John Daileys body with a head photo-shop edit. There's enough bad pictures of tfg to keep them accurate.

He’s obviously not worried about missing a meal.

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Penguins who persist with black body markings will be sent to the gulags.

Is this white enough?

Anybody still on the tweetie who can post it on his feed😁

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Except for formal dining, of course.

It belongs in the Smithsonian oh wait..

America got her sassy on today!! 😂

It’s a land grab ala Miller style. Convince the penguins to remove their tuxedos, arrest them for running around naked, throw them in prison, and take over the island! Yup, typical Miller logic. 😂😂😂

Maybe rump wants to build a resort on the island -Penguin Palace International

“For those who prefer their vacations on ice!” Hegseth’s dream spot?

Well, they ARE wearing suits…….

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Wouldn't that make them trans?

It’s not real?

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On the other hand, Zelenskyy...

"What's the difference between a comedian and a clown? One leads Ukraine, the other leads Russia." - Soleil_bleu

Zelensky is so superior to Trump. Trump is unfit to clean his boots

Says the biggest racist to ever hold office!

Ha! This is excellent! 😊❤️

Steph is awesome!

Was that a formal declaration?

Seriously. Really clever.

🤣😂 what a f*cking moron

Right.

What's with the finger tape? It's very Michael Jackson.

What's with

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But they have to say “Thank you” first!

The Penguins Strike Back

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Why do people respond as if Trump writes all his posts? It's obviously Stephen Miller's words.

ROTFLMAO he is the single most hateful, racist, Misogynist pure evil being. Someone must have spent lots of time shoved into lockers and dateless in high school

LMAO!😂😂😂

It will happen the day Stephen Miller grows his hair back on his balding head.

Snowbirds

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Little Nazi fuckwit.

Pulitzer. Not to be confused with Wolfblitzer

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Pitchbot understands the assignment.

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Says it all doesn’t it?

Too funny....

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Vote for a pinguins party!🐧🐧🐧

Ha, sharing!

What about the pandas in the National Zoo? Do they not deserve the same chance?

This thing must be in the blood line somewhere 🤬🤬🤬

The resemblance is uncanny isn't it?

The absence of any wrinkles or lines on his face is a tell tell sign of an emotionless person. Scary.

THE MICOENE EPOCH 2.0: Republicans to everyone: (wait, this includes them, right?) We don't need to pay mortgages, rent, auto loans, insurance. As long as Trump is President, we can eat at the campfire. (wait.....what ...Ethiopia ?) YEAH, BUT WE OWN THE LIBTARDS !

That does sound like a winner. cbwrong.blogspot.com?m=1

I think it obvious they are Black & White & therefore they are DEI residents