Sure, I get wanting a booty call, but there are probably other ways to go about getting it on without lighting the world on fire.

But if you can bankrupt a casino you can fuck up anything.

It had been weeks since he'd had a BJ.

I’m sure there’s no shortage of bjs with that bunch at Mar-a-lago.

Y'know what they say, absence makes the deadness of my soul pine for cleavage, or something like that...

Welcome back, Marilyn Manson.

Don’t insult Marilyn Manson

Wasn’t Trump boinking her on the campaign trail?

That’s a nut job of a higher order🤦‍♂️

What a freak show … has anyone told her that Halloween is over!

Don't know her. Is she an uneducated, illiterate make-up artist?

Unabridged dumpster fire.

Hope she brought extra Chapstick.

Is this like when Clinton was with Monica Lewinsky?

The language is so very Handmaids Tale. “Their firings are a blessing for the American people.”

You don’t think this was part of the plan to get rid of our head of the NSA? Pretend that she told him too? It looks less suspicious to say she said he was disloyal rather than just fire him coz he posed a threat (confirmed by perhaps hegseth or patel) to your nefarious plans.

Trump “ Hey girl. What those lips do “?

He was to try his new space X penis pump .

A brainless, botoxed, bullshitter. Perfect MAGAT.

Praying that this is an evil version of the Homer meme and she gets swallowed by that bush

Careful... I might start thinking witchcraft from an entirely new angle

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

Hobknobgoblin

Mistress Cleo is awaiting her call next

Wasn't she flying around with Trump and suspected of being in a sexual relationship with him behind he unconstitutionally moved into the White House?

It's Jigsaw. Get it straight.

Got another blow job under the desk situation? I bet they don't even care now.

Yikes! The night is dark and full of terrors.

So great. Too much!

Loomer has been hiding under the resolute desk! 😉

I assume this is one of those things where she can't come in unless you invite her in. Cover the mirrors and get the silverware to hand.

Incredible lifelong military and NatSec pros being canned on the word of an illiterate gargoyle cause she gave head to an Orangiminal ???

HEADLINE: Nazi Cow feeds a Fascist Bull some shit about Intelligence Officers and the Fascist Bull eats her shit!

Crazy meets Certifiable

She belongs in an institution, not the White House. Wait…

The asylum is run by the patients...

She was alone with him? So that’s 5 minutes to service him and 25 minutes to make her demands. I think of the story in the Bible where King Herod is seduced by Salome and she asks for the head of John the Baptist…

Trump also endorsed her during her 2 failed attempts to win a seat in the House of Representatives in Florida. This stranger relationship has been going on since 2020.

His Russia whisperer

It’s the Red Witch from Game of Thrones…..

Soon she’ll be walking out the door…or thrown out!!

He must have been feeling lonely. Let’s face it, snuggling up to Steven Miller can’t be fun.

Just a clown show with incompetent people led by the most incompetent ‘leader’ in recorded history.

She gets her orders from Putin.

This is bat shit crazy stuff. Trump is mentally ill.

Trump needs his Chief Blowjob Provider.

Loomer is a sicko. No wonder the DonOld likes her.

That is one creepy woman.

She is a free spirit!

I’m old enough to remember ReTHUGlicans impeaching a president for lying about getting a blowjob. Oh my, the good old innocent days. Now, we have a Rep mad man who’s violated every fucking law on the books! Where TF is Lindsey Graham? He was really excited to impeach Clinton in 90s.

But Susie Wiles!

Feels like Loomer is Trumps “soother” - he seems to insist on having her around whenever he’s feeling particularly upset, attacked or betrayed . . . 🍼🤪

Wackos are in charge of the country.

The day trumps goes away, "loony laura" will have to dig herself a deep deep deep hole to hide from about everybody... I don't wish her ill but if she ends up being roughed up I will for sure not shed a tear for her. #SheBelongInaPsychWard

Loomer is a nutcase!

you just can't make this shit up!

I heard her Secret Service code name is Hoover.

Elon out Laura Looney Loomer in

Was she wearing a blue dress 🤪🤮🙃

Who is this ugly weirdo and why is she allowed to make choices about MY LIFE? AND MY SECURITY? Get her to F out of our GOVERNMENT! And kick ElonPuss’ out FIRST!

someone hit loomer with gabbard like she was a folding chair

*shitty cartoon villain hairdo transfers for no reason*

Loomer is a wackadoodle!

Having one more in Oval Office prolly won't make a big difference at this point.

Terrifying that she is allowed on White House grounds.

Maybe she’s Monica’s copy cat 🐈‍⬛……..

Birds of a feather

Trump must be feeling bad about himself if he wanted to see her.

@realdonaldtrump just cannot resist someone who thinks he’s as wonderful as he thinks he is.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? That explains those little blue pills Donny keeps in the top drawer of his desk in the Oval Office. I’ve heard Loomer has a thing for dirty old scumbags.

Let’s move from HANDS OFF to HEADS OFF

And I thought it was just vampires we had to worry about inviting in...

The same thing happened with Dracula

How long before he discards her again?

The Mushroom Whisperer

Is she the Monica Lewinski of this president? Who is she? Why is she? What is she?

That's what he does - he makes decisions on impulse. Trump doesn't really think.

Loomer is worse than Musk

Well why wouldn't he take advise from her? He got his tariff advise from Peter Navaro.

Actually is anyone surprised ? She’s been in three psych wards! Fits right in w TRUMP

Grotesque Harpy now in charge of security of US

Ah stormfront

Trump out here sending "you up?" texts to this crazy lady at 2am.

How you doin ?

🤣 emoji variety is the one thing I miss about fb. That made me laugh enough to write a reply.

A match made in hell. Crazy meets crazy.

When the hell did Victoria Hand of the Dark Avengers become a real thing!?

I wonder what she did to curry his favor again? (Not really, I'm sure it's repulsive, immoral and probably illegal.)

Laura Loomer is Trump's inner circle advisor. That alone tells you how screwed up Trump is.

He listens to the worst people. He’s so full of hate! It can’t match our hate for him.

He surrounds himself with lunatics. He does not have one person in his circle who is of sound mind, not one.

Loony Tunes Loomer.

A modern day Leni Riefenstahl.

She actually wants to be a modern day Eva…

The vampire needed an invitation.

Like a crossroads demon?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Friend of Bibi perhaps?

He needed a BJ. And Melania is MIA.

You couldn’t nazi see this coming

I guess Musk has faded and the next batch of looks are back.

...kooks

She must have a stained blue dress that she holds over Trumpy.

Trump's Morticia? Nothing like another whacko to enhance the team in government that Trump has already installed...🤦

Trump's mistress

It’s really hard to tell if _rump is working directly for Putin or is just dumber than a bag full of hammers. He keeps saying he knows nothing about anything. Is that what he was hired to do? Be a chair warmer?

The power of the bj Ladies and Gentleman. It's biblical.

Can we say crackpot!

He invited her in. She gave him the names of cyber security folks to fire. Setting things up for the midterm elections.

Musk has left the building and now Pandora can come out her box

She looks like a cyborg and is completely mentally deranged. Of course Trump loves her.

I hope she gives him an STD

I’m sure it was an extraordinary bj… I call bullshit

"Can freakazoid come over?"

Jeez, she’s pathetic. And bizarre.

There is just something not right about her. Mir a Lago face? Hmmm…

Here we go again. Term 1 Trump politics returning

🍄‍🟫

Well, she wants to give him way more attention than Melanie [sic] does, so … define “attention” as you like.

What's next in the Trump White House? A Phrenologist? Would be right at home with the retards that elected Trump, I guess.

I see Susie Wiles is doing a spectacular job 🤦‍♀️

...at FAILING.

Even she gets a day off and that’s when he let her in .

Can’t compete with Laura’s blow jobs.

Oh for Fuck's sake..really? Loomer the filler Bloomer?? Advisor of what? Like Muskrat. IQ47 has creepy-crawlies all over him

They’re doing it.

“ Who’s your President “?

Ha ha

bsky.app/profile/jeno...

*Laura rolls up a magazine

Ha ha

We live in the dumbest fucking time line. Le sigh.

She reminds me of the red witch on GoT.

Funny, I just wrote the same thing!

Maybe we’re on to something..😳

I've heard a vampire can't enter a home unless invited.

Homer Simpson backing into the hedge gif

Hoover Loomer to the rescue.

Ew,

Is she still on the outs with Musk?

Jigsaw , in the WH

Trump let the crazy woman back in what could possibly go wrong at this point.

He tugged off his soggy diaper so she could service him. Yikes. No one else will get near it.

Mata Hari reincarnate

“As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool returns to his folly.”

She could pull off the Melisandre the Red Priestess look.

Maybe we can use this...can someone plant the Tillis seed in her head? He's done enough to buck Trump and be on her shit list if someone were to nudge it a bit. Focus her attention on "unfaithfuls" in states we can flip.

that's brilliant! Anyone who aspires to "the face" is going to become a problem

I KNEW she was a vampire.

Did they not figure out it wasn't enough to keep her out, they needed to replace her with a different hummerer?

bsky.app/profile/jfc6...

The horny man needs his fix.

Diaper change and all.

Crazy is as crazy does.

🤣🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫

She makes me uncomfortable.

Trump: U up?

Whenever I see people like Laura Loomer & Marjorie Taylor Greene I can't help but think that the best women that tried to crash the glass ceiling have already passed & now the women's movement has been democratized to the majority of the patently below average to average.

Booty call.

Bingo

All vampire stories begin this way. Tired.

Salem is missing its witch

It seems impossible for trump administration to be more fvcked up than Loony Loomer but I have a high degree of confidence they will go lower.

First jd then musk and now this?? We are fucked!!

So what's going on there then. Yuki. She looks like a man in drag and he is an oversized umpah lumpah. You look at them and it makes you sick.

She is the only living creature that will touch his mushroom 🍄

Somehow I really don’t feel secure with Loony Loomer firing the only qualified National Security people in the Administration because they’re not blind MAGA loyalists.

Why the eff is this even news? All this freak wants is airtime and every single bonehead has given it to her.

Their love child!

She’s the only one that will pull the little orange mushroom outta of that shit and piss loaded diaper and suck it!

#LauraLooneyTunes and #FFOTUS. Talk about a dangerous combo for America.

🤢🤮

She is a perfect mate for dumpy and musky boy since none of them have a ability to speak the truth and soulless maggots

MTG must be seething. Lol.

Mud rasslin’ in the Rose Garden

I can't believe they managed to keep her from meeting with him alone. 🍄‍🟫😵

Melania’s current contract does not cover that kind of visit

Blow job lips do the trick

Gotta be, right?

IMO: Trump is getting some pushback within his inner circle. Loomer was invited back because he knows that she is always in agreement with him. Plus, whatever extra-curricula activities that could be taking place…

No doubt he's lonely without without Melania. We have to give her credit for ignoring him and treating him like the POS that he is.

She's also a piece of crap. Have you heard her speak?

Read / listen to the two Stephanie books. Two different women named Stephanie wrote books abt how selfish she is and that she 💯 agrees with Donald. Melania burned both women.

A little correction: Have you heard her trying to speak? ✌️

Have they tried leaving garlic in doorways and windows? That'll also restrict Stephen Miller's access.

OMG I looked fast and thought this was a GOT page

I wouldn’t put it past Loomer to burn someone at a stake.

It was time for the annual "Worship the Mushroom Festival".

Good then we have the chance to K☠️ them both together! Let's Gaddafi them, I got two extra broomsticks, 🤜🧹🧹🤛🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

Just like a vampire, the "owner" of the house has to invite her in. Then she comes and goes as she pleases.

Russian agent.

Scary looking

Just want to put this in perspective. Imagine if this were Biden and White House insiders were explaining that they had to keep extremists away from him because he's so easily swayed by sycophants and conspiracy theories. - That's what CNN is reporting like it's normal.

Do you think they had sex 😳

No, he is too old, unless he takes a lot of blue pills.

The US security for a BJ. Wow....🤢🤮

Twatwaffle…

Vampires need an invitation to enter. So, Trump...yeah.🤷‍♀️ But, advisers keeping Loomer at bay...Was it garlic? Crosses? Holy water? The Secret Service? So many questions!

Any chance she’s fond of cigars in the Oval Office?

Why would anyone pay attention to this creature?

Insane

Trump takes orders from this batshit crazy woman. He has to be told who to fire and whatever else they want done because he doesn't have a clue...so they use him to do their bidding. He is not really the one calling the shots. He is their useful water boy.

Cage this bitch.

Prolly did things that would make Monica Lewinsky blush.

I'm sure he just wants some alone time with her. He's like Jabba the Hutt.

Wasn't Laura in Games of Thrones as the Red Woman, Melisandre?? Looks just like her and certainly just as devious and evil.

It's like saying Bloody Mary 3 times

😂😂😂

Hahaha…. Good one

He's been fucking her (or whatever passes for fucking with these two), without question.

Is he porking her? Melania sure as fuck wouldn’t touch him.