Not not have that one on my bingo card !!!

🤞🏼

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Will Trump revoke Elon's government contracts?

Maybe Biden should have deported your wife when he was President.

Elon may want to avoid standing next to windows.

I’m calling the “accidental” ketamine overdose ftw 🙌

I came here to give the same advice! 🤣

What are the chances of Elon being in the Epstein files as well?

I’ve always thought Trump was definitely on the Epstein’s list, but Musk confirmed it. Musk must’ve been told. And I wouldn’t discount a rumor now that Trump ordered Epstein’s killing, he was the president at the time of Epstein’s death. Who else would benefit from Epstein being dead if not Trump!

Who else would benefit? Like A TON of high profile pedos that are all on that same list. 😆 Including but not limited to Bill Clinton. 😎

Then they should ALL be held accountable

💯‼️ But because they are powerful it's not likely to happen. 😑

Let's not forget that Barr was trump's toady in charge at the time of Epstein's convenient suicide.

True. Very true indeed.

Oh goodie goodie.

And then the shit really hits the fan!😁

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I can see that coming for sure.

CECOT maybe if it gets bad

🤞

My guess is he'll threaten to nuke SpaceX.

Trump can't nuke SpaceX. It would mean no more International Space Station. NASA has farmed this workout for too long. I agree it needs to come back in house but we can't do it immediately. I hate Elon Musk but SpaceX is here to stay for a little while. But I wouldn't mind it being kneecapped.

ISS is scheduled for decom in 2030. I'm going to predict SpaceX won't be an American company in 6 months.

Forgive the pun, but money trumps politics. Ever since Citizens United it's all about the money. Elon has vastly more money than Trump. But in the meantime I am enjoying both of them getting bloody.

The SCOTUS 👇🏾

How long until TACO pulls the asylum for those white South Africans?

Good idea!! But what about our data??!

Don't worry. Thiel is taking over. Just keep your eues on the distraction.

Theil/JD is another horror! 🤬

Hate it that you are right. Thief is the main guy here and not many know that. He put Vance in for a reason.

Vance will article 25 Trump as planned. Tadah!!

Yep! 👎🤬

I just snorted so hard at this. Ahhhhahahahahaha. You know he will try!

🇿🇦 South Africa right now

Musk openly did illegal drugs while illegally overstaying a student visa from Canada while working illegally in Silicon Valley in 1995 super easy to prosecute/deport lots of proof and documentation and the government could then seize SpaceX they've already deported many innocent students for less

According to Rick Wilson, his source inside stated that it just happened in the Oval Office emergency meeting.

This is the best Thursday that we've had in a while. 😎

Better believe it is coming

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This could get interesting

Gitmo or Libya? El Salvador?

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Disappeared

I need a cigarette .

It is the perfect pride month. 2 men who know way too much about each other are breaking up. Get your 🍿 ready. This is gonna get juicy. 🤣

If musk calls him a TACO on X they’re going to need an ambulance for tramp STAT! 🏥

😱🤯… 😹😹😹😹😹😽🫥

He better!

Don't fight-You are both terrible megalomaniacs Be crystal clear What's really behind this fracture? While he hates the #GOPTaxScam as he would lose EV credits He really wants to start a new political party with him as Leader Where's the popcorn? open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

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Not that simple.

And all the other recent white south african immigrants, I wonder?

🤞

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Steve Bannon dead because he has to lick trumps ass because Trump pardoned him.. it’s in the nondisclosure agreement you know the NDA that’s right these people are forced to be nice to Trump and to back him in every situation he made them sign agreements. Wake up WTF man.

Everyone can read him like a book

There’s a world where F47 terminates Elon’s contracts, revokes his citizenship (citing the work visa issue?) and sends him out of the country. Would Elon then spill the beans on the election rigging under immunity? This could get interesting reeeaaaly fast. Elon vs Trump stans is the undercard. 🤣

That tracks.

El Salvador is waiting!

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To where? He’ll be the first person to be intergalactically deported?

Yup

I know this is a joke, but just to be clear, if Trump did invalidate Musk's citizenship ITAR would likely force a sale of SpaceX in a process Trump would control.

And he probably has a case this time 😱

Let's hope. I'm sick of them in equal measure.

The entire world has to be in awe and laughing at the now Musk-trump feud. These two have been making a joke of the USA and affeting the lives of so many people. They consider themselves important leaders and discourse is now relegated to "Nya Nya Nya Nya"

He'll be the only white South African there if he goes home.

Right? And take his businesses under guise of national security

seize his assets

To El Salvador, I hope. In shackles and a jumpsuit.

👇👇👇

Don’t threaten us with a good time

Neuter & deporting Elon would be best, and He can take the newly arrived So. Afrikaners with him.

Not too far from that happening.

maybe they can sneak in Melania's name in that EO! She would probably LIKE that!!

That would be so awesome!

Do NOT let them send him to Canada! We don't deserve that.

Good freaking riddance. Send him to South Sudan!

Win/win?

No, he isn’t. Trump still wants Musk’s money and won’t shut down that income stream.

He’ll be on his way to El Salvador before the weekend..

Or have him Epsteined. 😲

Musk is way too rich to be Epsteined. Besides, don't you want to know what the juicy details are about Trump and Epstein? I myself am very eager to hear the details. #NaughtDonald #SpankSpank

Not before Elon fires off a rocket 🚀 from Texas and drops TACOS on Mar-A-Lago & the flight coordinator says it’s “The Gulf of Mexico” you dumb ass.

Notice how Elon is attacking Trump the person, not MAGA the political ethos. We just witnessed that he's got sway over members of Congress, and he's potentially building momentum toward the 25th Amendment.

Deport Peter Thiel too!

Not to Canada!

El Salvador is waiting for him.

Maggot Trump can't touch Hairplug Hitler. He knows where all of the bodies are buried. How he helped steal the election. Trump, Putin pillow talk. Trump scams, bribes, and treason. Trump can't touch Elon!

They’ll kiss and make up.

I don't trust them both.... They are upto something 😐

I’m with u. Trumphf is an expert at manipulating by any means necessary to stay relevant & in the headlines. When he cancels ALL government contracts to Musk🐀 is when we pull out the 🍻 🥃 &🍿 to watch the show.

True.

Probably so we have to be ready like Zelenskyy - though losing money with the EV cuts definitely pissed off Elmo/Leon.

My thoughts precisely…. Putty pretty upset about his planes and I don’t think the Trojan horse gig is finished just yet

Did you hear him babbling on today while Chancellor Merz was there? My God, He referred to precious minerals as magnets. Merz was patient but had to finally cut in and in very carefully chosen words said, can you shut the F up so we can f'ing get on with why I f'ing here? F!

Omg not to mention his endless babbling about Germany like it's still 1945? How utterly embarrassing

He even laughed about it along with tomorrow being June 6 D Day Remembrance until he realized he should put on a straight face

Sooo embarrassing 🤦

Merz possible internal thoughts: "I'm here...from Germany, first time face to face & these are the f'ing questions the reporters are asking?"

He’s thinking what 90%+ of Europeans think: ‘my god, why did Americans elect this blabbering idiot?’

No one in the EU trusts Taco Truck. Merz, like Macron will shower Taco Truck with compliments and ultimately put the EU, Ukraine and the German people first.

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Will that include stripping him of his naturalized American citizenship⁉️ 🙏 "Hello Canada! Need your bureaucracy trimmed?"

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bannon is already suggesting it.

But will he get due process?

In this instance only, who cares?

And stop all the S. Afrikkkan farmers who are being "slaughtered"....

Damn you. Now that song is in my head. #Meow

The bullets

How about a tie?

Oh yeah that's comin

That’s fine. Felon Musk entered the country illegally and should have been deported decades ago.

soon

We can only hope. It not like any of the companies that he is “head” of would really miss him if he left. In fact they would probably perform better.

Bannon is already on that lol

I really hope Elon ruins his sad little "LOVE ME!" parade by dropping something huge on his birthday so literally no one pays attention. We warned you that letting Elon steal all that information was going to be bad for EVERY American citizen GOP.

I wonder if all those Afrikaaner folks are going to be sent back 😂

😂

Where do You think Peter Thiel and Vance are right now?

Watching off to the side waiting for their clue to step up and take over.

Putty will use signal shortly Suit up

In bed !!

I have believed for a while that Thiel is in the mix. Musk isn’t a computer genius and his DOGE teenagers aren’t either. Somebody had to be the directing the dance.

That #chicken 🐔 #shit 💩 #burrito 🌯 is making his best friend do the crocodile 🐊gasping 😭… and buddy #Grok is there to witness it all

Dems need to jump on that new weapon…

Bookmark this.

Let's not forget, who has the upper hand? Musk for months has had access to most ALL Fed Agencies & viewed &, many say, copied droves of private data. Mostly likely, including Trump & those in his admin. Will we next see a Mar-A-Lago like FBI raid at Musk's offices?

Bingo

Oh…OH 🫨

I'm sure muskmelon has fewer fucks to give and definitely has a lot more money AND dirt.

He’s got all the dirt and all the money.

Which is the 🍊🤡's toolbag usually, but in the case he's been outplayed by someone with a bigger toolbag.

I love it!

Elon knows all his secrets

Elon Has All the Cards

Absolutely. I think this goes without saying. 🤣

I wouldn't doubt her...unfortunately, Elmo's businesses are insanely entwined with our space program, DOD & intel communities & he can do an enormous amount of damage to our national Security. Oh yeah, & he's probably got all our personal, private data...🤬🤬

That won't bother Trump in the least - he'll nationalize the businesses. Don't say "he can't" - he can do whatever he wants. Laws & courts mean nothing to him, or his henchmen.

That's because Steve Bannon is whispering in his ear again. It's like having a devil on both shoulders

👏🙏🙏🙏👏👏

This is gonna be great.

Thats when musk unloads on election interference and buries felon45/47

I am waiting for DJT to send those refuges back home to SF.

Cage match

lol — after bringing his South African cousins to the US!!

He did suggest denaturalizing people. Let's go!

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Is he still welcome in Canada where his mommy lives?

Me and my girls!

Bannon already has.

Or Elon will mysteriously fall out of a window 🤷🏾‍♂️

* One crazy man has the nuclear codes. The other crazy man has all our personal data. That is a given, but why is (no news media) talking about the psychological ignorance of the 77 million MAGA base voters that are identified with Trump, making this “Reality Sh*t Show” possible? *

We are on our own

Sumus en nostro.

And they are lovin it .. Hope they Devour each other in the process !

Done!

🙏🙏🙏

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Deport his wife.

starting to get good. We need a thermometer with key points in this fight. We just passed the "he is in the Epstein files" phase, who knows how far this can go.

Too much FUN for a Thursday!🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

I doubt that Trump is going to be able to Deport the Richest Man in the world. For all Musk's short cummings, I genuinely do feel that there is some good in Musk and he is willing to change and adapt and admit fault. TACO is just a corrupt as they come, and that is how he was raised.

OMG. That would be great.

You know it ☝️😂

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Bannon just called for Elon to be deported. Will Pedo TACO stick?

He might fall off the stairs or 7th floor window. There is a chance that he may hang himself. Accidents are very common. Epstin, Ivana, ...

Let him. Then impeach him and deport HIM and his crime family.

LoL, send him to Russia! Send Melanie too.

Nope, I say let the #ICE masked gangs w/masked up other LEOs grab & take him to a crowded illegal detention (center) & transport him to a country he has no interest in.

Seal Team 6 versus 25 Musk Security Guards. Who ya got?

would rather see a cage match to the end & hope they both lose

CECOT bound!

I hope Elon doesn’t have any upcoming court dates. lol 😂

🤣🤣🤣

This cannot be good for any incoming South African refugees.

Oh. No! There do that fat fuck South African Nazis! Back to your farms motherfuckers!

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Steve Bannon got that ball rolling!

My moneys on what Putin does to dissidents. . . The window treatment. Dictators or their wannabe counterparts do not share power and dissension in the ranks is NOT tolerated. I bet they blame it on the drugs.

Trump got rid of Epstein, can do the same to musk. Tho musk has tons of bodyguards with machine guns around him at all times. Epstein was safe in a jail cell.

He just did!

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I'm ready!!!

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And 3...2...1...

From these lips to God's ears.

That would be awesome.

So what if he did? Elon can still cause damage from afar.

I cant wait!!

...and ICE would deport an actual illegal alien hostile to the US constitution. Almost accidentally

Oh boy!!

Oh to be a fly on the wall in a certain oval room today.

Oh to be the catsup on the wall...

On his new plane?

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

He needs him too much. This will blow over…remember TACO😬

Leopard meet face! #fafo

possibly even before happy hour this is way too rushed folks

It may all be a guise to erase the fact that trump is where he is because Elon rigged it.

Big Beautiful Bro Fight 🌮🚀

We can dream can't we.

Ooo. Ooo. Send an ice squad after him. And the puppy killer.

🤞

Yes, please 🙏🙏🙏

Musk knows way too much about the 2024 election. The end.

Musk has everybody’s data. Even that orange guy’s. He is threatening him for a reason. 🍿🥤

USA Data Chainsaw Massacre

We should be so lucky

I'm waiting for him to boot out all the South Africans he just let in.

Ew, yes. Can I watch?

Elon can go to 3 different countries. Trump - what country would let the convected felon infiltrate their country.

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And the other recent South African refugees?

or shut down doge.....

Mom and Dad are divorcing. Those 'white genocide refugees' from South Africa are wondering which parent will get custody of them.

Like it or not, Musk has US citizenship - they won't dare to deport a fully fledged citizen. If this feud is really true (after all of the grifting and info stealing/gathering they did), then Musk learned the hard way that Trump discards you like a bugger hanging out, no matter who you are.

He’s a naturalized citizen - there’s a difference. Him being deported isn’t impossible, unlikely, but not impossible.

Yes, I know... He's still an American citizen, If Trump starts deporting citizens like Musk, then your, mine, our society will start falling apart. Naturally born or naturalized makes no difference from a societal "due process" perspective or right/s.

They’ve already deported American citizens, one being a two year old who was actually born here!

Well, not that I trust #ICE or for that matter #Trump s idiotic administration, but there is an explanation for that - believe me, I've been as outraged as you are. Just read, please. www.newsweek.com/2-year-old-u...

After reading, however, please don't ask me what happens in a situation were the "citizen" born baby has no other documented/legal relatives to be placed with. I don't know. Are they placed in foster care? I don't know... However, in this case it seems the parents CHOSE for the baby to go with them

Disagree. Felon47 is famous for trying his nasty tricks on people that he believes most citizens won’t care about. What better test of his plan to deport and jail troublesome citizens than somebody that is so universally hated?

Putin jailed the richest oligarch in Russia.

Where? To Canada? Cuz I fucking hope not.

Noooooo.....

Nooooo!!!

If only!

Send back all white Africans

Synchronize your watches….. It’s coming . 😂😂😂

He probably shouldn’t have let Elon see all the classified stuff, if he was going to treat him like an ex.

Hold on, slow down. Come on, we deserve to enjoy every drop of this. Lol. Easy…

Works for me! He overstayed his student visa AND left the university... by all means, let ICE pick him up off the streets and send him without due process to El Salvador.

Me thinks it’s actually Bannon’s thumbs that are currently in charge.

Me too. Trump relied on Bannon so much. He hasn't a friend in the world now but Bannon.

Like to cast

We can only hope

😂😂😂

Then the fun starts George

IDK about that - he's been importing South Africans by the taxpayer funded planeload in the past few weeks.

Three words that start with F and end with t and no one gets it ‘ight

Feelin’ the schadenfreude rn!

I think so

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Melania and barron first

Not religious but this is worth praying for

... Good Idea ... 1 Less NAZI in the USA ...

The thing is by the letter of the law, Elon is subject to deportation He’s clearly lied on his immigration forms which is one of the actual legal ways to have citizenship rescinded

Putin and Xi….