This war looks like it should end up being called the “Bullshitzkrieg,” because at this point, it pretty much seems to have been performative on all sides, especially on Trump’s. We should be grateful for that, but … WTAF.
This war looks like it should end up being called the “Bullshitzkrieg,” because at this point, it pretty much seems to have been performative on all sides, especially on Trump’s. We should be grateful for that, but … WTAF.
You called it.
I lost track, which war are you referring too?
My belief is somebody else is pulling the strings....just puttin' it out there
And not to be pinching pennies here, but how much did this cost us? Seems we dropped a bunch of expensive bombs - you know when we are supposed to be cutting corners in our government...right? All for "performance".
He should fly over there and "broker" a piece deal in a wwe (wwf? Idk!) ring. And yeah, i said piece.
How much did his latest bit of performance art cost American taxpayers? Willing to bet it's more than his failed birthday perede.
We need to execute every single member of the federalist society and heritage foundation if we intend to remain a free country.
3 new Trump resorts in the Middle East. Coming soon.
But did it get good ratings?
Yuuuugeee
Said the same thing. All three needed to build support at home, etc
Thank God for small favors
Wag the taco.
* Only one taco was bruised during the production of this wag.
For sure what total BS
Battle of the Bulge.. heheh
He did that so he pants wouldn’t split and produce Mount St. Helens
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Jesus I wanna go register wagthetaco.com right now
lol
That's a follow
He had to spin the news cycle from Elon putting him in the Epstein files.
Haha , wag the mango Mussolini..
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Bibi got a much needed distraction from his genocide in GAZA. Iran got a polarizing attack to quiet the dissidents, and Trump got another distraction from his horrendous ICE raids, and horrific bill that will enrich him and his friends while destroying our democracy and increasing our deficit!
And the economy.
Why is everyone forgetting the worst shit he’s done. Never pay a penny for instigating an insurrection AND breaking every emoluments rule ever thought about and written down. Oh selling pardons & citizenship? It angers the fuck out of me that Canada allowed a FELON into the country last week too.
🎯 He wanted to look tough after watching Fox. How the f is this real life???!!!🤦♀️😩😡
He wants his Nobel Peace Prize!!!!
Great intelligence for our enemies about never before used in combat biggest most powerful bunker buster bombs we have. 14 should give one hell of an assessment
Wag the DOGE.
Israel is bombing Tehran as we speak so....??
Trump launches well-advertised attacks on three locations in Iran. Iran moved out the important stuff beforehand. Then Iran warns they are about to launch an attack on a US base. The US moves out the important stuff beforehand and intercepts the attack. TV war on Trump TV
They have billions to throw away on performative bombing. They have billions to spend kidnapping hardworking immigrants at jobs no one else will do & at immigration hearings; but no $ for Medicaid, medical research, FEMA, or education. Yet they think they’ll survive the plague that’s sure to follow.
Say it isn’t so. I thought his Orangeness dubbed it the 12 day war so he can get his highly anticipated Nobel Peace prize. Now the Iranians are calling out his lies. Sheer greatness.
Millions of dollars spent on this 'vibe tour' so Trump can feel better about himself! Impeach this fragile baby.
Everything they do - MAGA = PERFORMATIVE
Like the attempt on his life This was to get him a Nobel Scum don’t care who gets killed
Was the parade supposed to be the first part of a one-two punch, but it whiffed?
But as her Mentor Mitch McConnell said, “They’ll get over it.” NO WE WON’T.
Lost in the shuffle is the fact that Israel and the US ruined a working agreement with Iran and then, turning paranoid, committed war crimes to try to weasel out of the situation they created.
Look over here at this?!? (Pay no attention to that thing over there.)
They think running the country is a reality show. We might avoid WW3 because they are too stupid is the best thing at this point.
All designed to drive up Trump’s poll numbers and win him a Nobel Peace Prize (because Obama has one) you are already hearing the heavy-handed politicking start for that. Of course an angry Netanyahu can blow all that up if he starts in again. He didn’t want to stop.
War reality tv style. Wag the dog
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"Performative" for those not having bombs drop on their homes. "Performative" as long as you were not one of the MILLIONS of Iranians driven from your home. We should not be "performing" with live ammo.
OVER $6 billion performance, so ridiculous
Trump is a reality TV star, it's all TV to him, that is his reality.
The republican Supreme Court no longer follows the constitution or the rule of law. The follow Trump. We are screwed
International theater with a wink and a nod.
𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐀𝐗𝐏𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐎 𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒???
They will never tell us, but I bet close to 500,000,000. The bombs were 280M all by themselves.
You know he got his parade I thought that would take care of it
Theatrics for the peace prize.
Disinformation rope a dope
Give it 2 weeks (said in Mafia voice) Everything will be clear
It's all a set up to get 🍊💩🤡 nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize
It’s like the WWF / professional wrestling version of wars. Maybe that’s not so bad, though.
I think it was all planned. I am not a conspiracy theorist but something feels very performative, as you say, like a set-up, totally staged.
Thank you for pointing out the obvious. It needs to be repeated, because you know he’s campaigning hard for the Nobel peace prize.
It's like they dropped a bomb on his ear and it miraculously survived
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Exactly. bsky.app/profile/aqvi...
Not grateful for wasting millions of dollars Just for Trump to tell them ahead of time so they moved the uranium
A slap fight between clowns
Has anyone checked the cost of this flex session?
The most expensive dick-swinging media stunt since Musk buying Twitter.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill Fordow Nuclear Facility. Or Albert Hall for the traditionalists.
Seems Putin orchestrated it all Trump gets a win, Iran gets to avoid getting bombed into regime change by Israel Dipshit Netanyahu gets to be pretend hero despite letting 80 kilos of E. Uranium vanish. IAEA show Iran tested initiating a nuclear device in 2003! Twice! bsky.app/profile/pqpo...
After the failed parade it was predicted that his pathology would bring him to create serious disaster..✅
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Just wait until the Nobel Peace Prize talk ramps up.
Special boys Jesse waters and Jake tapper have been given their special assignments.
A leetle play by Vladdy Putin.
Poppycock. Destroying Iran’s nuclear weapons program is not performative. Just admit that Trump did the right thing, even though he’s a monster who will destroy America.
The right thing? Bombing for peace? Bombing Iran, who is surrounded by countries with nukes- for thinking about building a nuke to defend itself- meanwhile 🇺🇸has over 5000 nukes- and Israel also has nukes.
Iran looks weak. We look weak. Israel looks evil. Who knew.
Back to enrichment.
If you knew a ceasefire was going to be declared today after the market closed I bet you could have made a ton of money buying calls for tomorrow
A lot of stuff seems to be happening after the closing bell.
or on a weekend..
Yes
Ooooohhh! You make a good observation!
Trump lied. Again
Operation DESSERT STORMY DANIELS. HEHEHE
The Midnight Hammer didn't strike so hard after all.
Follow the money.
Great Dick Airing War of '25.
I'm gonna give it a couple of days. Or a day. How about 6 hours
Expensive performance
From Wag the Dog to Wag the War
I smell performative war… maaayyybeeee?
Trump just wanted in..sandbox mentality!
We've got a bunch of stupid old men screwing the world!
You can’t believe anything the White House says
Sure you can. And send trump next months rent money.
He illustrated he can take unilateral military action without congressional approval. He built on the narrative of American victimhood that appeals to hawks and creates pretext for more military investment, executive power, and state surveillance. He can tell his cult that he’s the great deal maker.
Whats next up for the next episode of the reality show of "The Donald World"?
Trump's entire political career is based on creating perceptions that are detached from reality. It's the oldest ruse in the book - snake oil salesmanship. And tragically, owing to the RW propaganda machinery and a gullible public, it's successful.
I think ceasefire in about two weeks…
Israel still performing. bsky.app/profile/igor...
The only overlap is the drug use
In my youth my brother and I played toy soldiers games with his set of army toys. Little did I know that in my lifetime, grown ass men would do the same, only their toys + games cost billions and caused irreparable physical, psychological and emotional trauma to the people who are witnesses to it.
I’ve never seen anything so obvious and so ridiculous. They let the feeble man play with his toys for a few days? Not ok. 2547
Meanwhile, cables are normalizing the ridiculousness. This is more Trump saves the day by putting out the fire he made, but you would never know it by watching the cables.
Considering they had advance notice to move materials and possibly equipment for a few weeks if not more, sure. All resolved.
Not performative on Israel's side. They just broke his "ceasefire"
Smoke and mirrors theatre, but to what end?
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Wag the Dog?
Mistkrieg in the original German. Or Trumpenkampf?
Profitable for defense contractors.
I’m in favor of regime change - for all three countries. The mullahs, Netanyahu and Trump all need to go.
You know damn well that buffoon only wants to fly away in that big, old Doomsday Plane and let the rest of us burn to a crisp, just because he can. He’s so, so infantile.
Sounds like watching a Russian movie 🤔
i think he’s trying to bullshit his way into a nobel prize, he’s absolutely obsessed with it, he’s used to getting participation trophies and “winning” his golf tournament, he seems to think they owe him a nobel just because he wants one
George, we call that a really bad "novela" directed by pretty shitty directors Putin, Trump, Netanyahu, Khamenei and Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud. It seems that they are all reading from the same chronological bad script! 😆😅😂🤣
Bibi is trying to help Trump get a Nobel prize or at least lead him along in thinking that while he uses him.
Bingo.
He needed those photos for his library...
And now we return to our regularly scheduled programming: an unpopular deportation plan, a comprehensive budget that rewards the wealthy while screwing over average Americans, and a president with dismal approval ratings
Honestly who the hell knows. Maybe Iran is throwing a red herring. Maybe there is no ceasefire. Maybe it's all as he says for the first time ever.
lol, he is only fooling MAGAts and not the world
💯🎯💯🎯💯🎯 There’s no Nobel Peace Prize coming for the 🍊💩. There’s no Oscar nominations either.
if the planes are invisible like he says, then couldn't he have saved a lot of money by just posting on Truth Social that they flew over?
Omg. Don’t give him any ideas.
Can you prove they did?
for real Pentagon Worked Up ‘Ruse’ to Fool Iran on Strikes Because They Feared Trump Would Give It Away on Social Media: NYT www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Accurate.
Trump DID give it away on social media.
that’s just pathetic and yet he is still shittin up on pennsylvania ave.
The lives put at risk, the money wasted because the Commander in Chief can’t keep his mouth shut. Treasonous POS.
Holy shit. He’s so damn incompetent!
“Bullshitzkrieg”! lol! Perfect!
money for new bombs, cha ching
Hmm, as I kinda expected it was because his approval ratings are low.
What should we be grateful for?
The Bear season 4
😅🤣🤣
Yep. It's all theater. But better than a real war.
Sheisskrieg
Blow up a lot of shit, don’t kill too many, declare peace. Ring down the curtain - intermission. If true, focus back on immigration and the BBB, until a new domestic “incident” for the bad shit to come down
It's all about a crypto grift, and all the R congresspeople and cronies are in on it, all else is a distraction performance
Iran/IRC is just another failed Shambling Orange Pantloaf💩 business venture. Like all Der Pantloaf💩 partners, there comes a day when they realize they are just another "pantshank🍖 parking lot", while sane of U.S. foot the bill: x.com/FooFiter1972...; x.com/FooFiter1972.... #ETTD. 8647.
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Taking part in a ceasefire agreement does not make him a peacemaker (just look at what he has inflicted in US). He is not worthy of a Nobel Prize and neither should it be given to soothe his narcissistic needs (that void can never be filled). He is a weak, pathetic excuse for a man. Just saying.
It’s really all too much at this point. Spending exactly how many billions for a pretend show of what exactly? I just can’t any longer.
Tonight, on our stage, a really big shew.
I have to find the price tag of that ego stroke. Wag the DOGE!!
Absolutely!
It passes the “Makes for good television” threshold.
He's lying his ass off about the ceasefire! He just wanted to put something "good" out there, especially after Iran started their new set of strikes!!
TRUMP: Bibi, can I get in on this? The Frodo thing, at Mt Doom? BIBI: Well, that Fordow site has mostly emptied, but might be nice to slam the barn door after the horses are out
Blitzkayfabe
Deflection 101, George.
Wait until Putin helps Iran and tells Trump I’m gonna release the tapes!
Wag the Dog
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Posted this after Trump was caught helping Iran retaliate on our base. This is serious treason. Like, lead poisoning serious 😁 #TreasonSeason #FiringSquadWeather
Iran to Trump: who you calling MIGA? No one said nothing about ceasefire you racist 30k bomb dropping criminal Epstein pedo hang’n crypto grifting bigass old MF.
Everything that vomits from Trump's pie hole is a lie, so why would this be different?
Nobody believes anything trump says.
Tell it like you see it george
www.cnn.com/2025/06/24/p...
The ceasefire is indefinite, he boasted at NBC. It will last forever. I believe they will never shoot at each other again. Typical Trump. Others remain skeptical. "This seems to have been performative on all sides," says prominent Trump critic @gtconway.bsky.social "Especially on Trump's side."
Well, live reporting from Tehran on Al Jazeera, states that Iran does not like the space Israel has been given to keep attacking, ahead of a ceasefire from Israel. There is no “deal” that’s been approved. This could, again, be in the TACO’s warped, bent imagination. We’ll see.
And there you have it. Direct from the Iranian Minister “There is no deal with the United States”. You see, he just makes shut up. Al Jazeera reports. Now let’s see how long it takes CNN to report it.
What was the fucking point?
WWF. But real consequences
Kabukikrieg
lucky the people who died cant read. lol. they might dissagree
Yep. He didn’t get to play army as a boy, so he’s doing it now at taxpayers’ expense.
Not necessarily on all sides. Keep an eye on Bibi. He's probably got other plans.
the mango mofo got its ugly face on the teevee. again. all day. ‘winning!’ at owning the media. again. all day. “This war looks like it should end up being called the “Bullshitzkrieg,” because at this point, it pretty much seems to have been performative on all sides, especially on ”
Trump only knows performative. It's all part of his narcissism.
And he cost US millions once again. Dumbo has his eyes on this only.
Because of Obama, Trump realizing he will never get a legit Nobel Prize, will create his own and call it: “hoNOraBLE Peace prize”.
Yes it will be golden and he will rename it the trump prize
Did Trump just stage a "war and ceasefire" stunt as part of a campaign to get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Are you shocked?? It’s always ALL about him.
He will do anything to best ANYTHING Obama did.
If he did. Wow… did that backfire (actually I don’t think anyone fired).
My thoughts exactly! He creates the problem then claims to fix the problem. But this stunt is helped by the fact that a republican congressman from Georgia, I think, has already nominated him for the Noble Peace prize.
I absolutely agree -- it looked as though "all sides" were performing.
Not really. All parties used a lot of resources. Some more exquisite munitions than others. Iranian drones and missiles don't shoot themselves down. The PRC and Russia are probably disappointed by the pause if that tells us anything
I never know what the A stands for; is that “almighty“?
Expensive reality theater.
Trump doesn't know how to do it any other way.
This, like EVERYTHING dRumpf, reeks of Look At Me! why would anyone want to look at his pasty Orange clown face and hideous combover. He is living breathing toxicity consuming undeserved oxygen
Trump's deranged policies are going to get American citizens killed.
This is all bullshit, and Americans need to hold our elected officials accountable. The circle jerk is mentally exhausting, and I will start sending my therapy bill to The White House. @shaheen.senate.gov and @repgoodlander.bsky.social, the bill is in the mail. DO. YOUR. FUCKING. JOB!
deflect from that BBB crippling middle class and poor and ignoring Constitution- more 'wtf' can SCOTUS folk be impeached?
More expensive than his stupid ego parade
It is like every thing he does, it’s a con
I’d be willing to bet Bibi wasn’t in on it. Putin, Trump, & Iran played him.
His 1st term, generals convinced him a MOAB was better than the nuke he wanted to drop on Afghanistan. It crossed my mind that this entire fiasco could have been to placate the man baby who wants to play war. But that’s too crazy.
Oh no it isn't!
These games are unsettling. What’s really happening behind the scenes? What did orange boy trade to make this happen? What lesson have his followers learned—that war’s not so bad, that the clown is in charge? It feels like more than theater. Maybe dread is shaping expectations of disaster.
Boeing won. Also Northrop, which made the planes. They will have to replace the bombs now, more $$$$$ for Boeing and investors. No wonder they can't be bothered to make passenger planes that don't crash or have doors fly off. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-57A...
Excellent documentary focusing on Reagan & Bush/Cheney years, how weapons industry controls govts' spending via bribes; & the revolving door between war industry & highest levels of govt. Today, AI companies are part of this con, a way for everyone's taxes to flow ever upwards to billionaires:
A strange new twist in 2025. This isn't even a revolving door anymore, but an open concept plan: Military contractor AI executives are now being given the rank of Lt. Colonel, & are being placed in the military chain of command: winbuzzer.com/2025/06/13/u...
Also a major military contractor during Iraq and Afghanistan invasions and wars (Freedom Group, Dyncorp, Tier 1 Group), Stephen Feinberg is now at #2 position in Pentagon. He owned these companies via his private company Cerberus. He still appears to own Tier 1 Group:
*Jamal* Khashoggi. We have taxation without representation. Our labor, our human & natural resources are being sucked up to enlarge the weapons-oil-war-genocide-prison-border-AI-surveillance complex to profit billionaires. An ever enlarging flow of money rushing upward into their pockets.
In a “real” war, DJT might have to go to Dover for the dignified transfer of our fallen heroes’ remains. That creeps out Ol’ Bone Spurs, so we actually might avoid a such a conflict.
WTAF indeed. But really. Let's face it. Anything Trump touches turns to shit including this.
The Battle of Bull Shit Run.
Nice one.
It's like Trump plays cruel, sick mind games with the American people and laughs at them.
He'd value an Emmy more than the Nobel
IDK about anybody else but for me it will forevermore be the "bullshitzkrieg".
they are all working together it’s all bullshit
I don't think the people whose homes were bombed or were killed would agree
Shitocrite - (n) the biggest hypocrite of them all. “Trump is a shitocrite.”
Running the shitocracy..
Not so fast. We have learned nothing about his MO. Waving a wand & declaring the 12 day war is over is how he gets in front of the branding to claim victory. I thought it wasn't a war. The fact that he would play this game with global war tells me he's delusional at best and just pure evil at most.
Grateful for what spending more money than would’ve cost for healthcare for veterans. This is fucked up.
Wanta bet he doubles down on the PR campaign for the Peace Prize?
We all deserve much better.
Yep! You have to wonder at the irresponsibility of so-called “leaders” who actually got their citizens killed and their homes and infrastructures destroyed for a “reality” show. All of their citizens should imprison those leaders!
Good. Can we get back to doing something about his domestic shitshow?
Precisely what I said. Expensive performance….. he’s craving that Nobel Peace Prize so desperately that there is no limit to what he’ll do to prove his worth. This is an ego grab!
How much did his little war game performance cost? Those bunker busters aren't cheap.
This is what he always does. Break something, "fix" it, and then expect praise for "fixing" it. And this time he's going to use it for "SEE??? THIS IS WHY I DESERVE THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE!!!"
I’m not there yet
Yeah, I guess better than if it were fully real, cuz then it might have been "Upshitzkrieg."
Preemptive strikes? No. Now both sides let the other side know they are attacking. War? Reality show antics? Dangerous? You decide!
George is there anyway we can challenge Supreme Court immunity for Trump? If so, why are we sitting by?
Not to mention the cost. Holy cow.
Yep, after the laxy-daisy birthday parade he got an even more expensive big boom birthday present, a feel good handjob to calm his anger. Can we now talk again about the tariffs, the drugged up musk, ice chasing hard working family members on the fields like a scene from Planet of the Apes?
Could not agree more!!!
Trump prob selling secrets about what he is doing next.