BOVINE DEFECATION !

Trump wants the Nobel peace prize so badly he’ll do and say anything. Would the Nobel Committee give this prestigious award to a convicted felon?

WTF America , what a shit show .

Still looking for the Nobel.

Add multiple personality disorder to the list. During that post he was our Lord and Savior Donald Trump. Up next? Demon Don!

I don’t believe any of this peace talk is really going on. I think he’s fluffing himself. It’s all too pretty.

Also, the president just now…..

Who TF signs their tweets?

A professional businessman. 😑

Trump..... ....."There are bad people on both sides, God bless"

He thinks we all forgot he’s president. He KNOWS we hate him. He knows.

A few hours later....

Wtaf? www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...

Not the first time for this. Didn’t something similar happen in his first term as well…??? I feel like he let another base be attacked while having prior knowledge. Can’t keep up with his heinous shit…

Another coordination...like his fake assination attempt. Lucky nobody got killed this time.

He's such an Neanderthal

Fucking lunatic!

He just posted this!

Oh don’t. Oh don’t Don’t you dare do.. no oh no you did it any way.

What a total embarrassment

If this was an old high school friend ranting on my socials, I would've blocked him long ago.

Imagine Israel… with war planes in the air… stopping to check Truth Social to see what DJT says.

Oh, for crying out loud!

I remember the days when the President conducted classified business via private telephone calls and then the public would get a summary. Now it's on social media blast 24/7.

No one can believe or trust him. USA is a joke now because of him.

He thinks he is god and running the world

Exactly...and MAGA think they're the majority of the U.S Fml

He doesn't have the mental capacity to run his sock drawer, let alone the world. Unlike his supporters, the world has figured it all out and is either humoring to avoid tantrums or ignoring him

Thank you for your kind attention to this matter…🤭

They dropped it.

Social media communication? Omg. Does he really think he’s still on The Apprentice? Because he’s acting like this is not an actual real war.

I'm just wondering the emotions of the evangelicals that only have interest in this because of end of time tales. Make Iran great again has to hit bible thumpers in a strange way. LOL. Good way to tease an evanglical maga in your life today.

Seriously, do the people around him take this spewing seriously?? He really needs to be in a padded room! 🤦‍♀️

He must think the road to the Nobel Peace Prize is based on how many times he posts a message with PEACE in all caps. This week has revealed the extent to which Obama lives rent free in his head.

Wow, you think he is really pushing for that Nobel Peace Prize 🤫

He forgot the "and I raised my hand and said "there will be peace" part!

hey, @jaketapper.bsky.social, i've got a subject for your next book

Did anyone just see that impromptu news conference on his way to Marine One? What was that?

They all came to him with tears in their eyes, saying "Sir"...

Liar. No one comes to him ever unless they want to scam. 8647

They said to me "Sir ..."

Sounds like a pathetic story spun by an egotistical game player, pleading for recognition!

Paging Jake Tapper …

King Cheeto is giving a masterclass in dipshitplomacy

“Righteousness and truth”? Does he know the meaning of those words? Does he apply those principles in his daily life decisions? So many questions.

He is learning new words from the evangelical folk. 🤮🙄

Just plain nuts.

Well dear leader they just strayed now what is plan b?

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If only there was oxygen on its home planet - we could deplete it, then deport him back to it.

A strong batch of coolaid preceded that post.

Begging for a prize he will never get.

These are the musings of a mad man. Future generations will be horrified.

After nearly 80 years of breaking the law, breaking every commandment and breaking every rule, all of a sudden Trump is a religious person that wants everyone to believe that he’s righteous And God-fearing

They came with tears in their eyes, saying 'sir, sir we want peace'. 🙄🙄 Uh huh.

How can he bring peace and prosperity to Iran and Israel when can’t even bring peace and prosperity to the United States.

This

🤮🤮🤮

Ole fart stupidity simply unbelievable , utterly and completely delusional

Na wenn Donnie das sagt, werden das sicher alle ernst nehmen. 🙄

He is insane!

The old man is senile on top of it. He is ruining us. Imagine 3 1/2 more years?

He’s still trying to use his conman “used car salesman” tactics to sell them on things HE will benefit from! It’s always about himself, ALWAYS!

Does that man know how to tell the truth? He really should be baker acted before he gets us all killed. His lies are dangerous. If American citizens can’t believe him because of all of the lies he has told. How can the leaders of other countries?

“ Love , peace and prosperity” what is he on pharmaceuticaly

If I ever met Don0ld, I’d say exactly this to him! #FDT

Brilliant movie. 🤩

Perfect, with the exception that he still makes me sick.

Translation: I want that peace prize like a mofo.

His freaking hat claims he is a 3 term president.

No one loves trump more than trump!

He wants that Nobel Peace Prize soooooooooooooo bad.

Only because Obama has one!

🤣🤣🤣

Fuck this moron and the terrorist Bibi.

Kaboom

Kill me now 😫

Still angling for a Nobel Peace prize. Not going to happen

No tears in their eyes??!

this cease fire lasted as long as Trump www.newsweek.com/stormy-danie...

He’s hoping for a prize. Someone give him a trophy or something. I’ve got a few in my basement I can dust off…

Do you have a nondescript participation' award? That's all he deserves. Just make sure it has gold paint.

Haha!!! Well…. I have some beauty pageant trophies from the early 80’s. 😂 But I don’t unfortunately have “best in pervert” trophy.

You would want to keep those hidden from him. Ugh. On a serious note, it's incredible that some women happily wore tee shirts that condoned his sexual assaults. How does someone so stupid and vile become so successful. The answer being that there are literally that many stupid and vile people.

I could name several stupid and vile women in Washington right now…😡

He’s really going big time on the “God thing”. Those poll numbers really got to him I’m thinking 🤔

I agree! He needed a Narcissistic Charge Upgrade.

Totally lost his mind. God help us all!

We need to award Barack Obama a SECOND NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IN 2025

😂 exactly!

Deranged Trump syndrome.

I’ll say it again ….He’s auditioning for the Nobel Peace Prize. This is his latest obsession. TACO hates that President Obama has one and he doesn’t. This Petty mother fucker is willing to kill us to get his award . 🤬🤬🤬

The U S. Press led off the nightly news with breathless commentary about the "attack" on "our troops" with video. The whole time, everyone on Bluesky already knew it was staged and Iran gave them advance notice. "They were stupid enough to vote for me again, so maybe they'll believe this"

If your 80 year old dad talked like this, you would take him for testing.

“You’ve read my Truths; now where’s my Nobel Peace Prize?” 🏆

sigh*

Assume he’s lying and you’ll never be wrong.

The world reading this right now 🙄

He thinks bombing Iran & writing this this will get him the Nobel Peace Prize. This is what the real definition of the Trump Derangement Syndrome is.

Has anyone asked Pakistan how they feel for nominating Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize just hours before he sent bombers to Iran?

trump is so desperate to be "great".

George, you really tagging evidence? How do we get Americans to declare themselves a member state of ICC?

God complex much!?

The people around him absolutely know he’s a freak show, but they’ll never do anything about it. Remember Nuremberg.

How high is he?

25th amendment time.

Failing to have tears in their eyes at the time and address Trump as “sir”, the ceasefire has not held.

Put down the drugs dementia Donald-your orange rapist brain is melting. Visit elected republicans at home today and share your feelings about MAGA’s lawlessness-no laws followed by Trump means you shouldn’t follow laws when dealing with republicans.

Jesus Himself came to me & begged to come back, but I said hold up, there are still black & brown people to kidnap & kill.

Here’s another one he definitely didn’t write. First, it’s not in all caps. Second, I guarantee you he does not know the word “righteousness.“ 😂

Many people have said, “Sir, you are the only president who can achieve peace in the Middle East. You deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.” You are the smartest president in history. The likes of which no one has ever seen this before in history.

It's hilarious how hard Trump is straining to get a Nobel Peace Prize (to match Obama's). The criminal orange oaf may as well be trying to win a Grammy.

He is demented enough that he may truly believe that if he posts the word “peace” enough he will “win” a Nobel senior golf tourney, I mean peace prize. Oh sh*t! Give him a trophy for the Nobel Senior Golf Championship and he might go away. He also might think the peace prize is a “peace” of a55

😂

he is so desperate for the Nobel Peace prize

The only thing we know for sure is that whatever dotard Fuhrer Bone Spurs says is a lie. As usual.

Pretty much anything that comes out of the Trump Admin.

not a chance

Not going to happen!

Yes he is. He wants it so bad.

and today's reaction shows it all , of course he does not want to do the actual hard work to get one or even act like it ... his whole story since Obama took the piss out of him at the correspondents dinner is about his bitterness towards him

Why would anyone give a convicted felon a Nobel prize

President Attention Whore is some piece of work.

apnews.com/live/iran-is... good job Pres Chump!

Did Israel and Iran come to him with tears in their eyes? Big, strong countries that have never cried before, hands outstretched crying "PEACE, SIR, BRING US PEACE!"

Some regrets, maybe

He must've gotten some of Elon's ecstasy.

Who's got the slapping arm? Give that guy a well-needed shot, would you?

Trump lied about the ceasefire and his supposed role in brokering the imaginary ceasefire, in a bid to make himself and the media think he’s a respected world leader. 🙄

He’s truly nuts.

We know all this bullshit is because Trump wants the Gaza Strip especially it's seaside resl estate. People seem to have forgotten that but he only does things Yu benefit himself.

It's hard to take this seriously. Or it would be if he wasn't in charge of the US. Utterly deranged to the point of rabidity x

He sounds like a hippy.

Meanwhile, in America, citizens are fighting their own war! He's delusional!

Hahaha trying to mollify his base.

the inside of his mind is like a giant delusional fantasyworld. so much crazy in there

George, how do you see this all playing out? The Dem leadership has apparently lost whatever was left of their balls. They’re quashing the voices of the fighters in Congress. And he’s going basically unchecked. It seems like mass civil disobedience is in order but truly wondering what you think.

He's got to the "messianic" stage. When he walks around in a sheet, preaching the epistles to the apostles, go get the special jacket.

Yes, the “love, peace and prosperity” king has spoken. Just look at the United States, where love, peace and prosperity is flourishing! At least he got the praise from FOX that he was looking for. Mission accomplished.

He truly is so FULL of 💩!

It’s clear that he lives in some alternate reality. Why is the media so afraid of saying that?

📌

Its as if a piece of cheese was used to lead israel And the usa into falling for the russian chess play-Why was the MI6 and CIA and mossad not doing better intelligence disclosures if Russia arming Iran with nuclear weapons since 1996. Its on the cia website. Russia and Iran &nuclear war

Talking to himself again while countries ignore him. Desperate for the Nobel Peace Prize much? 🤣🤭😆😭

Lying about, or even making up a story on a ceasefire between two countries who never issued any statement that they had indeed agreed to a ceasefire is pure desperation. He’s underwater, he knows it. Hit the streets hard on July 4!

I can’t stand that every time I read one of his post, I hear his stupid whiny voice in my head😳

Another psychotic episode

His lust for that Nobel Peace Prize is SO obvious. His jealousy and disdain for Obama (and Biden) drives so much of what he does.

I know you mean well, but this? This isn’t right at all. We hippies would never let this buffoon into our ranks, we let some doozies in, but not this

Looney tunes. 🤪🤪🤪

Barf! 🤢

Remind you of another con artist???

Hearing voices in one's head is a definite indicator that the Orange Mullah needs urgent mental health attention. He's one step away from a straight jacket.

One word, DELUSIONAL. He sees himself as some kind of savior

Do you’re not counting the previous four years?

Aged like milk

And poof, just like that his fantasy of winning the Nobel Prize went up in smoke like aerating his Depends

Jesus H.!!!! Does he think he is the Messiah or something???

IKR

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He thinks he's the Messiah

💯 he's been saying it for years!

Yes

I am convinced he does!

It reads like a note in a fortune cookie. 🤦😂

Thats got to be satire.

If you just directly reverse a lot of his statements you get to the truth- I take this to mean he doesn’t really have as much negotiating power as he’d like with either country in this conflict.

Trump is demented. Vance is Thiel's puppet. America, the democratic republic is DYING.

Who the hell is writing this shit for him? Does he ever shut the hell up?

He's really gone.

Why won’t he just go to sleep and not wake up??

Trump is nothing but a pawn

🤮🤮

I'm amazed he didn't include Greenland while he was making shit up

Says the malevolent, I mean benevolent wannabe king of the world. Thank you for your attention to this matter😂

The staff really do take turns writing his tweets, don’t they? You don’t know which psycho is running the show.

Don't worry, there's a #PlaneWave coming that will sort it all out.

He seems to be writing about god a lot lately?

He REALLY wants that peace prize, doesn't he?

I am essentially reading another "Bibi and the Ayatollah, both very strong world leaders, came to me yesterday with tears in their eyes begging me for a ceasefire...".

#VonShitzentweet

😂😂

🤭💙

So, why bomb Iran?

Trumps been eating too many fortune cookies. “Both Nations will see tremendous LOVE, PEACE, AND PROSPERITY in their futures.”

Only Trump would think he could bomb Iran and the next day attempt to declare and negotiate peace between Iran and Israel using his social media account.

Oh brother. He is deranged.

More BS for fools.! He needs to be Impeached, removed, locked up

I really wish people would stop bringing shit like this from those other sites. We left for reasons and if we’re interested in what he said, we fucking know where to find him. 😖

NO words

In today’s episode of ‘Things That Never Happened’ brought to you by Donny Shitfingers and the Republican Party.

A little more given to delusions of his own grandiosity today, dontcha think?

The Nobel Peace prize effort based on lies is unlikely to succeed.

With tears in their eyes ...

Holy crap! This might be the bullshitters winner of all time!

The “ceasefire” didn’t last 24 hours before “Iran broke the ceasefire.” Israel is a blatantly lying country of fools. I’m past clarifying that it’s the government. The only protests were to get Israeli prisoners back. Now that they got that, they are all about bombing other countries.

I'm starting to think making orange diarrhea-splatter president was a questionable choice

God, I just 🤮 my breakfast with this one. @gtconway.bsky.social this goes so far beyond your apt description. It's literally down right nauseating.

Trump had nothing to do with Iran, Qatar brokered it. Which was broken shortly after.

I can't stand the sound of his piggish voice, now I can't read the shit he writes either.

They were both out of missiles, this is probably an"organic" cease fire and trump is just taking credit.

If you believe what the dumpy says, you are more a fool than him. Sick b of hearing this idot every time he opens his mouth. He will never get a Noble Peace Prize.

Delusional messiah.

Trump on Iran and Israel: “They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing” That’s the way to de escalate the Middle East there Yamtits!

OMG! WTF??

"And now is the time for WAR" - Trump 15 minutes later

bsky.app/profile/reic...

He's so demented. He really thinks he's on the set of an Apprentice POTUS edition.

He is soooooo fucking crazy!

A deranged pathetic man who will start a war in hopes of getting a Nobel Peace Prize by pretending to end it. Why doesn't he help Ukraine?!

All he did was make Iran and Isarel want to kill him

They both say fuck you crazy ass

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ive seen less bullshit in a real bull pen. Fuck you taco fuck you

What a delusional idiot!!

Heavy mental drugs.

He looked really stoned when pictures of the situation room were posted...plus what's up with the orange make-up?😵‍💫

Gypsy Rose Lee: couldn’t have said it better… What a monstrosity he is.

Trump fabricates a ceasefire between Israel and Iran, and now he’s “not happy” they broke it? What’s worse is the media running with it like it was ever real. No challenge, no pushback—just regurgitating the delusions of a man clearly in mental decline! God help us all!!

He seems to be trying to sound like a profit.

What an idiot.

Tell me you’re so thirsty for a Nobel Peace Prize without telling me …

Straight Jacket and a Padded Cell for Agent Orange, please. STAT!

More adderall please!!

#NarcissisticPersonalityDisorder

“I’m a clueless idiot with zero understanding of the Middle East or foreign policy” would’ve been far more concise. What’s truly frightening, though, is that 40% of Americans are daft enough to follow that buffoon.

it’s just a tragic-comedy. Trump is playing that he is angry.. he doesn’t care about Iran or Israel. Trump only does what Putin allows him to do. The story between Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and Iran is just a fight for power between international criminal gangs.

Precisely!! 👏👏

Exactly!

Exactly... He thought bc "he" said it was a ceasefire that they would stop bombing each other. They don't respect clowns 🤣

Desperately seeking a Nobel Peace Prize

I cannot believe the tragic idiocy we are living through.

Everyday I get up, open this app and think 'he cannot, CANNOT, get any crazier than this... he's reached peak off his fkn rocker' Two hours later I come back and he's surpassed himself. He's insane. Clinically insane.

IKR and it happens everyday. how crazy can it get? nobody knows, the batshit is getting deeper and deeper

when threats fail fall back to plane wave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Iran and Israel both came to him with tears in their eyes. "Sir, sir..." 🙄

He lives in a fantasy world, which is much scarier than any other scenario.

What a deranged piece of shit and my apologies for my language.....I just can't anymore with this monster.

Lies neither came to us, the US went to Israel & yelled peace (after Iran attacked US), Qatar worked with Iran. Qatar achieved the ceasefire on the Iranian side, trump claims Israel agreed and Israel then fired on Iran again, causing trump to go from victory tweets to panic tweets in 12 hours

Can someone tell Donny TACO that if he can make the USA the most peaceful nation in the world, it will guarantee him the Nobel peace prize? Let him try!