Anyone tempted?

I bet it smells like bullshit

Old Man Diapers.

I just want to go one day without saying WHAT THE FUCK.

🎯

It’s become impossible. I try every day.

Or OMG!

MAGAs will stock pile the crap for Xmas. Thanks for the gift that keeps on grifting.

Same!!! I haven't used the "F" word this much in my entire life, and I'm in my 60s.

Late 70s here and I am now outcussing all the military combined.

🤭🤣

I use it multiple times a da (in German since there is no workable counterpart) and I find it's way too seldomly.

I’m with you and I’m in my 70’s and never curse

Same!!!

You and me both

Love this thread

Smells like poop

No doubt it smells like napalm in the morning, which smells like … victory.

Sooooooo, You Too cam smell like Trump?

I bet it smells like hot horse pee in an old boot.

With hints of musky Depends and sour after golf sweat.

Me, being dragged to the gulags: “…But I bought your fragrance!”

Christ wept

oh that must have a very musky smell to it. Seriously, WTF!

Scent of jackass with blatant notes of fascism.

When you put it on does the stupid burn?

Emoluments immolated

Anyone want to tell them eau de toilette doesn’t mean toilet water?

I already know it smells like syphilis.

No shame whatsoever. Every day is an opportunity for these fucking CONS and GRIFTERS to reduce America to a goddamn trinket. Shame on Republicans for their betrayal.

Trinket. For sure.

By trinkets, I'm guessing you mean tchotchke

"When you want to smell like Shit & Stupidity..."

😆👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

How tacky and distasteful. The guy is just a vulgar asshole.

Smells of flatulence and white supremacy. Hints of insecurity to make even the most willing partner shrivel and flee.

As filtered through a used grampy nappy

The level of shame I have for this behavior cannot be measured...there is no scale. This is carnival clown level shit...from the sitting US President.

It's a wonder they're not flogging his sperm.

Everyone has seen the results of his sperm, so I don't think any amount of marketing could sell that.

Don't be so sure. 😵‍💫

Only reason they don't sell his sperm is that he's unable to get it up and shoot enough to fool with.

Shame and disgust not only for Dotard but every cowardly spineless trumper in Congress!

Re-elect a clown and you definitely get a really bad shitshow circus. We can't let these asses win!!! We have to fight hard to keep our Democracy - We can't let them win!! #RESIST #VOTEBLUE Call and tell your Reps to vote against this raggedy ass "UGLY" bill!!!

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I bet it smell smells like skunk spray…

Using "Trump"and "fragrance" together is not an effective pitch.

I can't even find words.

Are you sure they don’t smell like 💩 poo 💩?

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How does a winner smell? Like cheeseburgers, diet coke, bed sweat & BS.

I just saw an ad where he called them Fight Fight Fight! 😳

Noone has ever grifted like this guy has grifted. 🤮

Just brand and market Victory Gin already. Why even beat around the bush at this point?

So smell shitstain and orange tancreams a thing now? Fascism smells like shit i guess.

Which scent is right for you? It Depends.

I see what you did 😂😂

Hehe I see what you did there……. Well played!!! ⭐️

Yeah, for those times when you need to smell like desperation and senility with the lingering aroma of a diaper full of shit.

Got mine. Smells like urine.

Wonder if it smells like used diapers.

We have this in England just in case he sells it here

Probably smells like something you would try to disinfect the toilet with!

Are you f’ing kidding me?

When your pathetic existence can’t get enough of the MAGAt Trump stink you pay for the “eau de toilet” that’s absolutely all about the toilet.

Snake oil salesman, huckster, fraud.

😂😂😂

It probably smells like depravity.

More like fascism

O M G

"A (MAGA) fool and his money are soon parted"

The aroma of pettiness and urine.

trump is literally making me ill! What a tacky grifter.

How sad

How is this not profiting off his presidency? It's not called T*@mp- real estate guy. It's 45 &47. That's related to him in office right?! So...

I read he’s made $3B since Jan. 20

Ugh. I just got a mental sniff of what that would smell like. Victory 45-47... aroma begins soft, but get stronger with time. Base notes of racism, sexism, & narcissism-picked at full bloom dance with the high notes of corruption, misogyny & traitor. $340 on ebay. (For real) wtf. & this is ok?!

Now, I will be able to smell magats before one opens their mouth. Hopefully, this will cut down on interactions.

You mean because its toxicity will cause nearly immediately fatal CNS disintegration among the those with pre-existing maga syndrome?

One can hope! 🤪 😂

Hatch Act says what?

Oh, that’s just a law…those don’t apply to GOP’ers.

Le Grift.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Smells like burgers and *ss?

God, every flight to Florida is going to reek of this shit

Who goes to Florida anymore ?

GOP mouth breathers

So the White House is now a low-budget QVC? Got it.

Have you checked out the WH .gov site lately? I've not looked in a wjile but last I saw, 🤮

Oh. My.

This instead… www.crfb.org/blogs/breaki...

Why would I want to smell like shit?!

The largest one man grift in history. This buffoon will sell anything to anybody. He has to look up to see bottom.

JFC. Now the entire capitol building is going to wreak of this junk. Representatives and Senators just dousing themselves to show their dedication to dear leader. Oh! And of course 6 of the 9 offices of the SCOTUS justices.. Chief Justice Roberts is going to smell like he lives in a bottle of it.

l'eau de diarrhee

The Grift never stops! How is this happening?????

The Trump stench of corruption…bottled

Does it smell like used depends

He's going to get sued by AMPAS.

This country is now run by the people that used to work on late night infomercials

Smells like piss no doubt!

Kitty litterbox

Shameless

😡😡😡

I was like..."this can NOT be real" This is like the onion newpaper right?. Except...it was real. IS THIS FOR FUCKING REAL??

My goodness what’s happening in America? This is more embarrassing than anything else.

Sounds like eau de toilette to me. Literally.

Why would you even post this?

My grandma always said a fool and his money are soon parted. She would be amazed at the fools we have here now.

OMG!! More grifting!! Down with Trump!

So has the grift of the big, horrible bill been replaced by the bottled swamp water grift now?

Good grief. What a joke.

So, the empire is really over, right?

Serious question. Do you think the rest of the world still takes us seriously...😂😂😂 Nevermind

As make-up wearing & too-old-to-GET-IT-Up Fake pres Trump brings out his "gay" line of men's perfumes, he,DeSantis & Noem check out 'Alligator Alcatraz' where the 1st detainees may include Musk.

Demented deranged FAKE Pres Don-old the thief Trump continues his quest to f_ck the citizens of the United States of Shitholes & y'll just kiss his ass!Der Fuhrer & his GRIFTER family are teaching the thieves how to run the country.SAD.

Freaks!

I thought being in that seat, he's not supposed to be selling shit💩.......see what I did there🤭

One smells like tacos, the other Big Macs.

At least those would be pleasant smells, I bet it smells much much worse than that.

Are they expressed from the glands of a sewer rat?

And a diaper that should have been changed yesterday.

GROSS!

What the smell of Big Macs and dirty diapers.

Canada launches new perfume

Do they stink like you doo? lol

A slight difference to the original because Trump is taking the piss.

Ridiculous

And probably made in China too.

It stinks

Already gagging just imagining what they smell like 🤢

Ewwwwwww

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It’s to cover the stench of trump depends aka trumpshit diapers. A long-standing problem noted as far back as the Apprentice bullshit series.

The grift continues....Never has there ever been a president of such low character, devoid of morals and principles.

🧷🍼💩

The only surprise here is that the bottle isn’t him with his hand in the air to commemorate the “PA event”.

Smells like…

Grift yourself the smell of no shame!

Ew gross

Repackaged AXE most likely.

I wonder if he sent Mr. Japan a complimentary bottle?

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It shouldn't be 45-47 (hyphen) It should be 45,47 (comma) He was not president 45 through 47. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing here.

I just thought the same thing!!

It’s annoying.

I like the way you think

actually I think it should be 45, 47.

Grammar isn’t one of his strengths. Neither is spelling.

It really should be 8647

And the bad grammar (even intentional) just annoys me.

😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬

This is the label the prez of the divided states is thinking at now… hawking some new, worthless crap to make a few extra bucks off his title. Not a moment spent thinking about YOU, his primary concern. He’s not capable

Bwahahaha 🤣😂

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Gauche, thy name is Trump.

Ode to skunk 🦨 because a grifter stinks like Pepe la phew

Smells like a rest stop toilet

Too easy. Smells like farts?

Even thinking about their grifting is a waste of time.

Dementia Don on full grift mode! youtu.be/Oxif2OT9peI

Piss, maybe

Dementia Don on full grift mode! youtu.be/Oxif2OT9peI

He’s always shilling

The smell of soiled diapers and liniment.

Every time I think he couldn’t stoop any lower, I’m unpleasantly surprised when a new low is reached. It’s not only embarrassing but tacky (though on brand).

Does it smell like a shitty diaper?

I don't purchase sewerage. I flush it.

What next? And if the fragrance is anything like the scent of chief cheeto 🫢 yikes!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮…

Banned in most restaurants, offices, elevators, hotels, and even public restrooms--because no one wants to smell that stank.

But he gave up his salary guys. 🙄

He should keep his salary and pay for his own golf!

It doesn't pass the smell test.

Ah the smell of old cheese burdders and diet coke.

Is this for real? What the heck? It’s all about grifting!

It's not real Trump scents unless it smells like shit mixed with dystopian egomaniacal crotch swamp.

I bet the version for women smells like chloroform.

Ha!

😬

Perfumes now?! 😳🫢

Please, God, this can't be real...

Golden Shower in a bottle. They'll market tanning spray next by collecting the run off from their bodies.

It smells like disappointment, monkey turds and dandruff shampoo

Absolutely nauseating! Does it stink like him?

The stink of corruption.

🤮🤮💩💩

Disgusting.

This cannot be real right? Is it some kind of joke like the couch thing?

The guy isn’t a president, he’s a Vegomatic barker at the State Fair!

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ShamWow! 😘😂

Smells like…

Here you go….

Indeed!

I am so sick of this fucking conMan piece of shit felon! He's disgusting he made a car lot out of our fucking white house!He is so uncouth unclassy disgusting and because he's stupid as fuckHe thinks he's great! He's like a hoe all dressed up thinking she's all that and will Mary a rich man! NOT!

Whits house = QVC, only QVC has better stuff.

It must smell like an old diaper

Gross.

BWAHAHAHAHA FFFFFT. You gotta be crazy to wanna smell like Trump.

I hope to live long enough to witness the epiphany. Revelation instead of revulsion. Death of "MAGA" Cult of destruction. It ain't hiding under a Pizza restaurant. Plain sight.

Ohhh, good gawd. What a loser.

“I’m sorry, does anyone else smell piss and flies in here?”

i bet these smell like cheetos soaked in old hotdog water and rat piss

Is it “l’eau de soiled Depends™️” fragrance to properly honour the man?

🧌🤮🧟🤮🧌🤮🧟🤮🧌... No more Words for Grifter Extraordinaire!

Does it smell like shit and piss? I hear that is his scent.

O-goody, eau de pooh

OMFG

*gag*

I’d rather smell like a navvies armpit than use this.

You probably would if you did use it, let's be honest!

The grifting of this despicable human being knows no end. He is such an embarrassment to our nation, as are those who voted for him and his fellow 2025 fascists

Just when you think you've seen his most embarrassing grift, he digs deeper still. The latest product for the White House Grift Shoppe?

Disgusting. He thinks he's a business owner of America. 😠 Hopefully his financial supporters get tired of his rule over their own companies, before it's too late to save America.

The White House Grift shop😂🤣😅 love, love LOVE this one❣️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 gold medal 🥇😆

Smell just like Traitor trump-Ode de Feces and Ode de Urine!!!

Atleast you can now smell it coming. 😊

Think cost is about $250 a bottle. For his poor constituents - who cares about eating right?

Is it Eau de Pepe le Pew? I guess a prez has to take down time sometime and have a pass time. He doesn't read. Oh but at our expense, he does travel to FLA for his golf. What is cost so far? Way over 100 mil for 5 months. Cost only 11 mil for 4 yrs for Joe.

Hey, no insulte' Le PePe like that! 😆💕

I did, didn't I? So sorry. I had a pet skunk once. Named him Pepe Sans le Pew.

Haha well we have to laugh when we can, right? I grew up on WB cartoons so I'm kinda bent that way 😆

I did like PePe. But never have a pet skunk.

Who wants to pay to smell like a dirty diaper???

Who wouldn't want to smell like hate and rage? 🙄🐽

Snake 🐍 Oil Salesman

Make it stop!

I thought it was a joke. Well, I guess it still is.

Training my dogs to attack this scent

🤣👍🏽

Pimping out the presidency! How utterly embarrassing. We are a laughing stock!

Smells just like sleeping Donald trump's courtroom farts

My shit already smells like shit. I don’t need a cologne that smells like shit too.

More money laundering. 🙄

El stinko

What a joke..a very bad joke at that..Well, that's the greedy grifter for you ..

45 - 47 (wasn't much of a victory at 46 though was it). 45-47 "victory with a whiff of defeat...."

Eau de Felon 34.

These the unsold stock from his failed & bankrupt businesses now that he has found suckers to offload to - the MAGAs cult?

Obliterate your senses. Now with .000000000000000005% uranium. Side note: also, as much as he wants to write it, he was not the 46th President. 45, 47, or could write it out as 45 & 47.

Are there not rules against flogging products for your personal gain while president? Oh wait, I forgot, the rules don’t apply to him