Cruz likes to take a cruise to cope with the devastation he's reaped upon the state of Texas along with Governor hotwheels..

And yet, he keeps winning so...

why do they keep voting for this mofo

Are Republicans unable to tell the truth?

Yet Texas keeps voting him in.

It's amazing how bad they ALL are at this.

#FatWolverine

All cunts. No empathy in any of them. Head collecting time is coming.

Thank you! Mighty Christian of you.💙

Rafael has never been a good liar or a good politician!

Shocking, I tell you!

Sure. As soon as his vacation was over. Liar.

Stop this s out Cruz. I hate him, too, but does it even fuck g matter? What would have been done different or better if he showed up earlier? This is not worth all this time spent on it. I’m surprised he even showed up! Which orange rapist traitor felon fascists still hasn’t done. Move on!

But they keep electing him - every six years this guy.

Vote him out…

We keep trying. Cornyn is up this time.

Vote him out too!

This Lyin’ Rafael Cruz?

Our tax payers $ on all these great vacays. You should see all the trips I get on just My Social Security.

POS did it again and got caught again

He came home on Sunday. He didn’t leave. He was making calls from Greece, then finally came home days later.

Just resign Ted. We know you hate it all. Become a small town lawyer.

He should throw himself into the flood waters.

But nobody cares. Everyone hates him but they still vote for him.

Greecey Ted

If a MAGAt says it, it's a lie. Cruz doesn't care and never did. His actions speak far louder than his words.

He's a disgraceful sack of 💩!

About the same amount of time to return from Mexico during the last Texas crisis

Well yeah, he's got to finish his vacation.

Ted gives scary evil elves a bad name not even beer goggles would make this man look good to an old barfly down on her luck with a missing shoe self serving Ted and Rep. Chip Roy's tone when speaking in the Texas Hill country flood areas to the press came across polished not heart felt

Recall his lying ass.

Ted Cruz during the next Texan tragedy... 👇

" as fast as he could" That being subjective, ".. as he could", for lying Ted, can mean anything.🤣

It’s almost as if he isn’t being

Never met a crisis he couldn’t run away from.

He and Hawley are in a race…

Aka when he could no longer avoid it.

They keep voting him in......

I'm pretty sure that Texas fakes its election results just to get him reelected because he's a Republican

He’s an asshole

Nice tan Ted

Ted’s lying again? You don’t say! 💀🙄😏

#TedCruz is a good at nothing 💩hiding in Congress for its illegal financial opportunities and other freebies (tax, Healthcare...) #25thTedCruz

Fuckin Bullshit artist

My most evergreen meme

👀

LOCK HIM UP

Another mistake he made was referring to himself as ’human’. #FDT #FTC

This waste of human DNA 🧬 needs to be permanently relocated abroad. Texas vote him out!!!

Ted Cruz is the quintessential Texas man....fat, lazy and lies through his teeth.

But, you know, getting those connecting flight is a real bitch and now he's half a world away. Maybe they don't have planes in Greece.....

Another lost Dem opportunity to unite the people against MAGA. As long as Dems refuse to change, to appear on all right-wing medias platforms, as long as they use unqualified marketing teams, there is no hope of breaking the bond MAGA has on 51% of the country. Lasteat Trump poll: 64% approve. 😿

42%. I'm not a Dem but TG not a vile MAGA. You started your post not making any sense. It's the MAGA who refuse to change. No matter what idiocy the doofus Trump does; not matter what he takes away from you; no matter how much he enriches himself not us, you're there supporting him.

I do not support Trump. Last night Jon Stewart (and on many occasions) used comedy to show his viewers how incompetent & out of touch Dem leaders are. While the GOP appear everywhere, Dems are afraid to appear on right-wing medias calling out lies in real time. They have a 29% approval rate.

You think Dem going on right wing media saying Trump & his ilk lie will actually be taken seriously? MAGA don't care about lies or Trump's incompetency/idiocy or that he could care a fig about them, they support him no matter what. This is cult. MAGA's lie when they're on left wing media like CNN.

It’s amazing that every time Texas is with calamities he is always not there. I think Texas elected him over and over again to be their tourist.

Right 😏

Cancun Greece what’s the difference

Tequila or Ouzo

They still vote for him every time.

in 2018, the election was at least competitiitive: Ted Cruz 50.9% Beto O'Rourke 48.3% That's consistent with what you're saying, but what's frustrating is that, while Rs have won every statewide race since 1994, the differences can be <6%. For example, 2020 in Texas: Trump 52.06% Biden: 46.48%

Can you say “Cancun”?

And yet they vote for him anyway.

Proof that Cruz is not human.

Well what do you expect?Cruz was still in Greece enjoying himself while Trump was on the golf course while American children died. That is so typically Republican, the so-called 'party of family values.' If the Republicans are not out there trying to fuck children, they're trying to kill them.

“Humanly” possible. He’s not human, so that might explain it.

I wonder if Ted Cruz made his traditional "I'm vacationing while my constituents suffer" routine complete by leaving the family dog alone in his house again. Because abandoning Texans doesn't underscore what a horrible person he is enough.

#FatWolverine

The dog's name tells the story..........

😥😥😥

Omg. He, Cuomo and Romney can F all the way off with their treatment of our best friends. 🐕

Ol’ Kancun Kruz….

are his parents remains in those urns?

He came back asap.

he had Kristi house sit the dog.

Ted Cruz's dad was born in Cuba. His mother gave birth to Ted in Canada. Why did Noem's Border Patrol let him back into the US?

Ohhh, that’s right. Poor pup!

He’s a hunk of steaming shit. Nothing more … maybe less.

This photo is worth about a gagillion words What is it w these people and pups, ie. Kristi Noem? wtaf!?

Krusty Gnome dog watched for him ?!?

I think it does underscore his horribleness without the dog.

He doesn’t live far; I’ll check!

send kristi knome over there. She will take care of the dog

He's my senator - and that alone has prompted me to get the hell outta Texas (my home state). My departure date is mid-August!

If he boarded that dog, the facilities would be better than Alligator Auschwitz. Kennels are required by code to have adequate ventilation.

Malaka

Sounds like most of Texas' disasters happen when Ted Cruz goes on vacation.

There's a correlation somewhere...

Yet those stupid idiots will vote this piece of shit back in.

Cruz has been proven a liar before. He is, unfortunately, like many in Congress, busy taking care of himself.

How does he continue to be re-elected?

Can you blame cruz? Would you want to spend any more time in texass than was absolutely necessary?

It’s fine in our blue cities - no Yankees.

🤦‍♂️🤡

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#CancunTed #TedCruz

Yeah. Doesn’t care one little bit. Going to Cancun didn’t result in his ouster. Why should this.

Texas keeps voting for this POS and they absolutely deserve him.

Don't forget about Cornyn who was a member of the Budget 2025 committee, Gov Abbott, & the entire GOP dominated legislature. Texans have been shooting themselves in the foot for decades now.

He went by way of Cancun.

LIARS ALWAYS GOING TO LIE…Ted’s a big, ugly liar…and like the 🍊lunatic, he always has been!!!

The burning question is why don’t Texans think they deserve more than this self serving, bastard hypocrite, who obviously is living his best life, while making sure they don’t?

Most of us do. It’s the White Christian Nationalists that keep voting them in.

Texans reelected this giant turd. So this is what they want.

At least he didn't stop off in Cancun.

If I was a conspiracy theorist, I'd make the argument that Ted Cruz traveling outside the US actually causes disasters in Texas.

One could also argue that him being in DC causes disasters too

2 things can be true at the same time as in 1 doesn't preclude the other

And in most other instances, at least a significantly growing number of cases, Ted would be targeted for deportation and denied air travel returning to the U.S.. But in this administration's eyes, he's a useful immigrant.

Causing all of us to exclaim "Damn! Missed!"

Returned as quickly as he could from Ted's Big, Fat Greek Vacation!

What's amazing is that Texas continues to vote for him. Just a microcosm of what the US has become.

You can be the king of dirt bags, but if you're a republican Texans will vote for you. Over and over.

Cancun Cruz returns 🙄

Moron can’t even figure out how easy it was to debunk his transparent lies

. . . and he doesn't care.

Actually it’s probably better if he’s not there.

There are a dozen flights from Athens to Houston tomorrow. You can’t tell me that he couldn’t find a way.

Raphael being Raphael.

He ran on a platform of keeping boys out of girl's restrooms and girl's sports - two massive problems I didn't know existed but obviously resonated with the knuckle draggers I call neighbors. Tough to break through to these people.

Texan here. I was amazed that Cruz made trans the biggest issue in the election - way more than immigration even. Cruz managed to make his anti-trans commercials racist as well. 🤦‍♀️

eh, even if you could break through, they would find another divisive non-thing like only these dogs are worthy of owning.

Such a disappointment to his constituency and all those who supported him before he was corrupted. POS

Sounds like should know that the shit is coming when Ted takes PTO.

Another Republican hypocrite and pathological liar.

It's like he has an early alert weather system that warns him prior to natural disasters. So he's no longer Cancun Cruz, he's now Greecy Cruz.

He must have been detained at the border by ICE for looking too “Mexican”. Seriously, though, is there anyone left who actually believes that Cruz gives a flying fuck about Texas and Texans? They are just a stepping-stone to DC for him.

The problem isn't the Republican assholes in office. It's the Republican assholes that vote them into office and then refuse to listen to facts about their transgressions.

Wait, so he’s claiming to be human???

When tragedy strikes in Texas, Ted Cruz is ALWAYS somewhere else on vacation. Makes you wonder if he actually works.

His caring always shows!

On his originally scheduled flight. But he rushed through the airport line. ….

Heidi Cruz and Ted are two peas in a pod. Disgusting people

In his defense, you're not supposed to travel by plane in the 3rd trimester.

And yet Texans keep voting for him

If not completely unlikable (perhaps detestable is better) he is remarkably consistent when tragedy strikes Texas.

Doesn't matter: Texas still votes for him.

There is no bigger bucket of shit in politics than the spawn of Raphael.

Not entirely unrelated tune: open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

"Humanly" is doing a helluva lift in describing Cruz' behavior.

#TedCruz another lying MoFo

It's easy to hate on Ted. He's just so, blech.... You gotta ask though. Where's Cornyn? Paxton? And Allred?

Just like he returned from Mexico as quick as he could. Hey Ted wants to get popped on the internet for your indiscretion. It’s hard to hide.🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

My fellow Texans deserve so much better. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Cancun Cruz is now Croissant Cruz.

Ted Cruz’s lies again💯

It’s officially hurricane season, of course he’s traveling.

One of these days his pants are going to catch fire. 🔥

Yet...they keep voting for him no matter how many people suffer or die in the state.

How many languages can we spell PINHEAD in?

He lied—does that surprise you?

I guess Texans don’t care because they keep re-electing him! Why?

Cruz is useless yet they keep re electing him because of the R in front of his party

Nope! He was confronted on camera taking a tour of the Pantheon with his family

He doesn't care about any of them children or adults that died in that flood in Texas. When that ice storm in Texas he left and left his dog in the house he is a POS

Fuckin asshole why is he still a senator at all dam

What is wrong with Texans not to see what a slime bag this guy is?????

If there’s going to be a disaster, that kills people… I want Ted Cruz there before it happens, Not after.

Good ol’ Cancun Cruz. God I wish people would stop voting for that little rat bastard.

He needs to go in next election

It's amazing how many elected officials don't give a damn about their constituents.

Ted cruz is useless yet Texas continues to vote for the absolute worst politicians who do more harm than good.

He should just blame his kids. Isn't that the MO for dealing with embarrassing travel?

And they keep voting that piece of shit in. Thoughts and prayers!

Just another Ita not happening to me, lying politician.... The sort that only wants to help a cause if they or their family are affected

Scan Me

He was just elected to another 6 year term. He doesn't give a damn.

And neither do his constituents 🤷🏼‍♂️

I came here to say these things.

Maybe they should. Perhaps he can give the $85 million to move the shuttle (his pet project) to flood warning systems.

Exactly.. they voted him with all the information of the dick he truly is.

Liars

Cruz showing compassion is a prime Oxymoron!

Texas deserves him.

No we don’t.

I get your point, but these three have for too much class and compassion to ever point and laugh at others’ misfortunes.

It's really not that amazing. You have to give a damn about people to be good at it.

He'll argue that he's technically correct since humans can't fly, so he traveled as fast as humanly possible, not as fast as aviationally possible. Because to Debate Team Ted, being technically correct matters.

New Mexico flash flood

"But/but/but there's so much to see in Athens"

Fat Wolverine isn't missing many meals now, is he?

Typical MAGA/tea Party/Republican...all liars.

Was Rafael checking out real estate?

It's not like the dude hasn't gotten practice. Happens to him like all the time.

No surprise here! Another pathetic example of a lying Trump sycophant trying to cover his tracks. His communications director must be so proud and the person he works for.

So, you’re saying that the flight was the first one off the airbase, and there wasn’t another 5 hrs earlier

Cancun Cruz gonna Cancun.

Here's a guy that didn't leave his people when hard times hit. Tornadoes, floods...Andy Beshear was on the ground wherebit was happening. We need more leaders like him. #AndyBeshear

I used to think the list of bad humans was pretty short, but MAGA and these fuckers are showing me it’s really not.

They keep electing him. It is depressing how little Texans like their children.

Never voted for him or any stinkin’ republican in my life.

We already know somebody in Greece saw him at one of the tourist sites and even set it to him when he got a dirty look back from Ted's wife. HE WAS VIEWING GREEK RUINS A FULL DAY AFTER FLOODS WERE BEING REPORTED... He didn't have enough sense to even stay out of sight till flying home!😡

This is the representation that Texas repeatedly chooses. Do they expect him to change his behavior?

Ted Cruz only cares about Ted Cruz.

Texans must be gluttons for punishment to keep electing this a-hole.

Since when do elected Republicans give one FUCK about regular Americans?

Yet they keep reelecting him

That hand pose is a deliberate one. They think they’re cute………Trump and others also do it. It’s the middle finger and it’s aimed at anyone who gets in their way.

Cruz has zero empathy. For crying out loud he supports a man that ridiculed his wife's looks. Ball less bitch. Vote

Why didn't he just fly himself? He is a rabid bat, right?

With only seven or eight detours to scenic sunny beaches for restorative layovers between coach flights of course.

No he didn't

Ted "Luxury" Cruz strikes again.

He did qualify it by saying as "humanly" possible. Many question his humanity these days.

I’m just meditating on the idea of virtue.

Same old story 🙄🤥🤥🤥🤥🥱🥱😴

Looks like he is giving his constituents the middle finger.

I must be missing something, why lie now a days stories can be checked n verified

Because MAGA believes what they are told to believe, not what the data or facts show.

It’s his superpower.

Why does Cruz vacation in Europe after working so hard to make America great again? What's wrong with exploring the United States? Why is he spending money overseas when the American economy is a top priority for his party? If he loves America so passionately, why doesn't he want to see it?

And…grass fires in Greece…he can’t get away from tragedy….he the new JD Master of disaster…?

Please don't politicize Ted's extensive vacations.

WTF AGAIN, ANOTHER GOP MAGA RANO ANTI-SCIENCE ANTI-FEMALE WHITE MALE HISTORY ONLY CRAZY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN LOW IQ NAZI CULT MEMBER WITH THE MYTHOMANIAC ILLNESS NEEDING IMMEDIATELY TO BE PLACED IN A MEDICAL CLINIC FOR TREATMENT!!

Were we ACTUALLY expecting a Trump Cultist to tell the truth. Dumbass was right; Lyin' Teddy.

He is so bad at this that he wins his race every time. If they’re all so bad at this, how come democrats can’t beat them, @neeratanden.bsky.social ?

Maybe he stopped off in Cancun.

Ted Cruz and disasters go hand in hand, just like Ted Cruz jinxing sports teams when he attends their games.

Damn that Dark $$$$ makes for wonderful vacations🖕🖕🖕🖕

All I ever see when I look at him is Grandpa Munster 🤷🏻‍♀️

Seems like whenever he goes on a fancy over seas vacation, tragedy happens in Texas. Perhaps he should warn Texas before he leaves so they can be prepared. 😉

His vacation planning really, really needs work.

So bad at it, yet Texas keeps sending him back to DC as one of their senators. Who’s worse?

Look, he even botches his attempt at 'giving the finger' underhandedly by having his index finger straight too... 🤦😂

Even babies do this better than Ted Cruz does

Most travelers can relate to not "As fast as humanly possible" in order to avoid a $150 change fee, sitting in the center seat, or a stopover at a shithole airport. OTOH, it is Ted so screw him.

Let’s face it Republicans don’t care about their constituents! It’s always me me me first! It’s apparent that money is their God! If it wasn’t that ugly bill wouldn’t have passed! 😡🤬🤬🥵

Cruz is as much a hypocritical coward as the benchwarmer president he supports.

I'm sure that a detailed semantic parsing of the phrase " as fast as humanly possible" will reveal that his Galapagos turtle like response to this crisis was the result of a fight between his whining inner child and his loathing of the dealing with a hostile surge of repercussions ( 1 of 2)

that would increase with every moment he delayed his return. Kind of a guns and butter sort of thing. And so, "as fast as humanly possible" meant as fast as his lard ass butterball blob of human backwardness could reach a comfortable spot between duty and comfort. So, truthy. Geh.

He meant once he was done with his sightseeing.

He’s a piece of 💩 liar

At the end of the day does it matter? He is still being elected, every time and he is still into power. Yes he is a moron, a liar etc, so what ? Nothing touches him (and all other MAGA elected morons).