And out the back of a truck with a deal for his bible.

So true, lol. Pleather-bound embossed "The Big Beautiful Epstein List".

But he's not so, Trump's a pedophile?

Surprised he hasn’t sold his golden shower tape. First 100 get a small sample bottle.

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Has this been verified as real?

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Here is the link for that image. epsteinsblackbook.com/names/larry-...

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Trumpy: I shall label them the ‘Trump-Epstein Files’! Advisor: Uh, sir? Maybe you shouldn’t.

OMG, NFTs!

I can see it now, starting at 250.00USD

He’s extorting people in the files - that why democrats are silent along with a lot of others…

Those Democrats, whose names are in the files, are probably all lawyering up. Personally, I don’t care if there are any notable Democrats in the files, but I do relish that Trump would have his name included. Thanks to Trump and this Administration, I fear we’re circling the drain

Definitely!

i'd be surprised that he didn't add the epstein files as a preface to the trump bible if they exonerated him

Wouldn’t it be cool if someone who was involved stepped up and SPILLED. They could get immunity, and lifelong shame, but I would still see that person (Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, Melania) as a hero for taking the fuckers down.

And they would be signed for an extra million.

Exactly. If he could use them in any way against his enemies he would. We all know whats going on. Whats shocking is that his FBI and justice people are now suppressing truth to hide the details purely to protect him. I bet they've seen the contents, which would be even more shameful

1,000%

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You got that right!!!

“I had a perfect friendship with Epstein. Many people used to tell us how much fun we had together and couldn’t believe how many you girls were just naturally attracted to us. totally exonerated “

T-shirts 🧌❤️

Absolutely

If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there. Unless I was in there.

You have to know that as we speak hundreds of DOJ and FBI agents are busy stripping out metadata from videos, editing and falsifying flight logs and wiping Trump's name from every Epstein file on record. I'm guessing that by Wednesday next week they will release the Trump-free Epstein files.

There is always the real copy floating out there somewhere.

I agree, it’s been used and reviewed too many times, by too many people that know the truth! If they thought they could get way with it, they would have already done it!

Pfft. He wouldn’t go to the FIB. He’d go straight to the CIA.

At least making a t-shirt.

Printed in China of course

😂😂😂😂

If it cleared him. It would have been released immediately.

Autographed copies

Sharpie signed copies!

So true!

And if they ONLY implicated Democrats he’d have released them himself after he printed them on gold leaf paper.

No sh"t. 😣

But it's common knowledge that he's been an eager client.

“I had a falling out with Jeff years ago. I don’t think I’ve spoken to him in 15 years. I barely know him.” July 18, 2019

It's what he did with Epstein when they were younger and partying together.

In the cologne package!

🤣 Alex for the true-ist post of the year win.

BINGO✔️

You on 🔥 this morning, George!

Today’s #1 hot selling item: #HappyAnniversaryDooonald

There's the actual truth.

All we need are the files Don! Your losing your grip on the FBI, as both Dan and Kash might resign. The long truth/lie on your platform seemed like a confession.

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The felon and Republican Conspiracy machine never expected any of their BS to come back and haunt them. The MAGA base is fueling the Epstein files thing because they are so brainwashed by trump and his regime members.

No doubt!

Best he could do was Rosie. 😂

Pretty pathetic. But it was worth it because we got that gold from her! "You lie, you steal, you degrade – I nurture, I create, I persist. You are everything that is wrong with America – and I’m everything you hate about what’s still right with it.”

Rosie will always win with her words!!

You know it!

Indeed.

😂

Amen.

after he's dead, his kids will sell the videos

Signed copies

Signed copies a steal at $ 2 million

He’d have a fragrance called “Epstein” added to his collection…

Signed copies!

We ALL know it doesn't.

Autographed!!

Absofuckinglutly

And spam his followers with a "limited edition personally signed copy" email

Exactly!!

With his 34x convicted conman's felonious penchant for signing things- he'd be offering them as 'limited edition EPSTEIN REPORT- TOTAL VINDICATION' investment fundraisers. BTW- wharever happened to his un-payable legal bills, and all the donations he grifted for them?

Truth - leather bound with gilded pages, made in China.

Why are people casting about wondering if there was a list. JP Morgan and Deutsche Bank paid the victims restitution for their part in Epstein's schemes. They surely have a list of victims and, by extension, they know who the Johns were.

? Proof?

Here's JP Morgan. You can look up Deutsche Bank. It was all over the news a few years ago. www.straitstimes.com/business/jpm...

#Epstein

The Inspector

Of course! Trump is the grifter king!

True lol

It would be the first things he’s sold that wasn’t Made in China.

Bound in gold, for $500,000 a piece.

🔥

Lets be real if the Epstein files showed any of his democratic targets they would of released a partial list at least. He has no ability to not take a shot at them when he can even at his own expense. The list/files/everything hits high powered people in his corner/neck of the woods. He's a coward

He must be all through them or they'd strip his name and release them. Hes buying time so folks can fabricate a report.

In a gold binder made in China.

Yup!

"The DOGE ate my list" - Epstein's mother

George— on the rebrand, they will now be known going forward as #GuardiansOfPedophiles or #GroupOfPedophiles or just #GrandOlPedos

Not only would trump be showing the Epstein files but he’d be posting it in the newspaper. He’d have copies flooding the country.

He still should: he’s gonna need the money for his doomed defense.

Facts!!!!!

Seems to me that if you didn't do something or weren't involved wouldn't you want pull out all the stops to prove it & not continually attack those trying to uncover the truth?

Hats, and swag.

The largest gap in the world is MAGA hearing this man-baby sexual predator saying to move on and yet not realizing it’s because he was a preferred customer.

Trump would be selling a gold leafed leather bound edition of the Epstein files for $199.99 if his name wasn't in it. The commercials would run on FOX News 24/7.

They’d come with a complimentary Trump Bible

Bound in a bible and printed in faux gold ink.

Keep in mind, it wasn’t until 1996 that ID was even required to fly on a commercial aircraft domestically. USVI (Epstein island) is considered domestic. I’m sure a lot of people rode that plane who were never listed anywhere

Exactly

Why are we pretending that it hasn't been published around the world already that he IS in the list, and very prominently? What's this bullshit game we are playing that it's not already established fact until HE says it is?

There is a little semantic game they're playing with the word "list". Same shit they pulled with "collusion". There is no "list" per se. There's a shit ton of evidence. Incriminating, damning evidence, on paper and video. But "no list!"

I'm assuming that a list has been compiled of all the names in the evidence, probably in the form of a spreadsheet for the purposes of investigation. They went after Prince Andrew at one point. Who knows which others? If the semantics is there is no list, tell them to compile one! 🤣

💯. Stating the obvious

Yep

…and instructing the DOJ to hunt down and kill everyone claiming he was on it

Signed copies no less.

Exactly!

He would put them in a binder slap a golden Trump on it and sell it for 300$

Even when they finally get the REAL files! Trump will just LIE AGAIN! Period! Say it was not him! Say it was Obama NOT HIM, no matter how much REAL evidence there is he has installed criminals to help him bury the truth! Bondi and ALL of his criminals in ALL of our law enforcement departments!

Over and over again!

substack.com/@aaliam/note.... Republicans funded ICE so they could round up children. The FBI, which arrests child trafficking was not funded, and is being stripped of good agents. 1+1 =2.

100%TRUTH!!

exactly 🎯

As soon as Pam Bondy is done cleansing them, you know the ones that don’t exist they will be sold on truth social stay tuned!!

#ReleaseEpsteinFiles #DumpTrump

So true

I guess Maxwell won't say if Trump was involved. Pity. She might even hold the power of saving our country, hell, the world, from anymore Trump.

If the Epstein files implicated any Democrat, he'd be selling copies on Truth Social.

Bingo!

Interesting website if it’s real. epsteinsblackbook.com/flights

They just haven’t put it all together yet. The game is afoot

Look at how much he bragged about that mental acuity test and crowed about how it made him the most mentally fit president ever. If the Epstein files cleared him and implicated others, he would brandish it like he was awarded the Most Law Abiding Person To Ever Live award.

That’s true

Autographed and leather bound

Yep!

Same thing goes for the "assassination attempt". He would have already had a book published with audio about the details. He never misses a grift opportunity. Rand Paul said on FTN this morning they had not even disciplined any Secret Service about the breakdown in security until his subpoena.

IN a gold frame sealed

Instead he’s just lying about it and throwing shiny objects at MAGA

If he wasn't in them, he would want to see them so he could gloat over the contents and use it to his exploitive advantages, Just like Elon exploited DM's on twitter to gain his power. Blackmail works! Just look around How else u think ppl like Bondi, Patel have literally flip a switch to HIS side?

Waiting for the rewritten ones to suddenly appear...

But it’s just the old ones with pen scribble to rewrite them. 😂😂

100%

We all know what he is.

🤣🤣 This is almost as funny (and true) as Trump screaming to stop talking about Epstein!

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If there are no Epstein files, then how can he blame Biden, Obama, and Clinton for hiding the Epstein files?

They would be printed in hard back-embossed in gold with Trumps signature on the fronts piece . Let’s get real here.

Perhaps as part of "trade negotiations" Canada, EU, Mexico, or Japan could offer a bounty/reward for originals or a verified copy of everything in the #Epstein files including his business records. Time to play for keeps. #cdnpoli #uspoli

Right you are, George!

Bound with the Declaration of Independence.

🎯💯🎯

With gold leaflets on corners!

Just like if he was really shot that whiney bitch would be yapping about it 24/7.

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There'd be a framed copy in the West Wing next to his mugshot

ABSOLUTELY 💯 CORRECT & CHARGE TO FRAME IT ..🤨

The Epstein pressure is getting so bad there will need to be another staged assassination attempt so people stop talking about it. 🤣

There you go. And another innocent bystander will pay the price.

You are probably right. Also... substack.com/@aaliam/note.... They will need to cover up their child kidnapping ring.

You’re assuming he’s not selling (redacted versions of) them to foreign governments already

Nah. He’s already sold out to the highest bidder.