That and Pirates of the Caribbean where he can get his makeup done.

Okay but why is Mike Lee posting pictures of JD and fam while on vacation. That's fucking weird.

So I take it you don’t pay much attention to Mike “short sale” Lee. I happen to live in the state he represents. He is the worst of us.

lol. I also live in Utah. I couldn't scroll by without acknowledging him being a fucking weirdo.

Snow White?

'It's a Small World, so he can watch ICE detain the singing animatronics for being illegals.

Whoever runs his media account deserves a raise.

are there dolphins at Disneyland?

Honey I boned the couch!

The tower of terror.

It's a Small World. It small world, between two cushion.

The bathroom pavilions

A hundred people still missing from a horrible disaster….JD this is the perfect time to take a break and go to a theme park

Really. 😩

Great he’s having fun while people are looking for children lost in a flood.

Being VP means fulfilling your bucket list on the taxpayers dime.

I’m sure it was Tom Sawyer Island because he wanted to find Jim so he could address him with his full name.

How many vacations has he been on this year?

But Kamala went to France and bought a Le Creuset pot🤪

He was at Mt Rushmore on the 3rd of July. They closed down the entire park for him! ALL DAY AND EVENING! Imagine being on vacation with your family and you're shut out of one of the most impactful parks in America!

🤬 He really is an entitled pr*ck

Not to mention Congress takes the whole month of August off... In addition to their many other weeks off. 🤬

I never really thought about it but they keep a more European schedule, while many Americans have to live like pre-revolution France

Absolutely. Looking at the Congressional calendar is eye-popping. They have 1-2 weeks off every month, closed in August. They are supposed to spend a lot of the off time in their districts, but of course they often don't.

Snow White and the Seven Times Trump Appears in Jeffrey Epstein’s Flight Logs

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Am sure it “not” its a Small World!

the cringiest place on earth

Pedos of the Caribbean

The couch

Pirates of the Medicaid!

Well done

VD VANCE IS A MAGA POS !

Mr Toad’s Wild Ride

Brilliant also could we ditch the Fanny pack and sloppy attire??

Anything with a couch

Is there a couch fucking exhibit?

JD went WOKE!!!!

What did he do? Go in his pj's? I mean, I would. But, isn't he the VP? Maybe a bit more dressed for the day?

😂🤣

I happily placed my seashells on the "Dumbo" ride! 🐘🎡

Wow, so brave to bring his family to the war-torn hellscape of commifornia.

Vance's favorite attraction is it's a Small Christian Nationalists World

🎶It's a small Christian Nationalist World, after all🎶 🎶It's a small fascist world, after all🎶

Pushin' Cushion

Late to the party but, he's seriously at Disneyland? Did he want front row seats for his raids? That's some powerful temerity.

I hope he drowns in Tiana's Bayou.

I’m thinking the fake poor boy looks sweet. Pretending you give a f’k about us normies that don’t have a billionaire bu** F’k buddy to push us over the cash line. So, BJ, or JD or whoever you are today, from an old rich white dude, just f’k all the way off, asshole.

Peter Theil's penis

Its a small world, he clearly loves the children in that "special" way

It’s A Small Dick Afterall.

Pinocchio.

Its A Small Small VP

Cecot

What the fuck is wrong with Usha Vance?

😢

Vance: California is a hell hole!!! Reports: What will you do? Vance: I’m going to Disneyland!

We will never like you JD. You can pretend, but we know this isn’t the real you.

We Californians don't want vance here for any reason. The next time he needs to invade a Disney park, he needs to go to florida.

Right? Why is he here when Florida is closer and where some people might actually like him?

As if he’d subject his kids to his concentration camp as part of the alligator exhibit at Epcot

Hall of Stolen Election Presidents

The Ship of Fools? Dumbo the Flying President? Jungle Detention Center? The Couch Ride?

The Dumbo ride.

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Someone keep him away from the Beast's castle

Goofy, because it is like looking in a mirror.??

He liked the sample village where he got to trial a new anal-intruder 3000.

It's a Small White World

.....he don't like the FLGOP

Mr. Chode's Wild Ride

Him and the kids jumped on the Migrant Worker Mountain rollercoaster. When you get off the ride you're in a Salvadorian prison.

🔥

I don't know, but kinda a wild time for him to take a vacay. The WH is melting down and the VP can't even be bothered to be in the same state.

Erase Mountain

The Constitution Doesn't Matterhorn.

Wow, good one! 😳💙

Nice.

Alice in Magaland?

Space between the cushions Mountain

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 🧢

Shutting down It’s a Small World.

Anything in Fantasy Land. Cosplaying a family man while the debate about Epstein File rages in DC

Gavin Newsom has been on fire 🔥🔥 MeidasTouch has done a great job of summarizing Newsom's social media posts torching JD Vance, Trump & Stephen Miller. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieGA...

The Men's Room?

The space sofas.

The "Not Punch Vance" side show?

I thought the MAGAs think Disney and Epstein are buddies?

Same as yours, Mike Lee. Fuckin’ the Little People!

They didn’t let Khrushchev in, why then JD?

All the young children.

Fantasyland

Gavin at his best

JDs Couch Carousel

skinny pants for those chicken legs is not really a good look

but i'll let @dieworkwear.bsky.social be the judge here

It's a Sofa World After All

It’s a Small Man After All.

Why does Mrs JD Elegy have that "Why did I marry this asshole?"

i thought conservatives hated disney

Favorite Disneyland attaction? The concession stand where they serve actual hot "dogs" and grilled cat paws.

#CouchFucker should be banned from Disneyland🙄

What kind of freak wears long sleeves in 150 degree weather

He's a delicate flower.

We've had cool weather this week, just fyi. Also, we hardly ever get crazy hot in OC. I'm not defending the guy, but those are the facts.

Anything over 60 degrees makes my Scandinavian blooded body want to shrivel into dust so I always assume that's the same for everyone. What's notable is that everyone around him is wearing normal clothes because I looked there first. Probably hiding gang tattoos or something

Whichever has the plushest seats

Small World? He probably takes a slingshot and tries to hit the nonwhite animatrons...

It’s a small world?

How many animatronic children did he deport?

Aladdin’s Sofa Ride

Send his ass to Disney world! He doesn’t belong in California!!!

Tongue-fucking Daddy Trump's Sticky Treason-Hole Mountain

Mr. Toad's Wildride.

Funny!

What a sad, pathetic existence Mike leads. Waking up every morning, devoid of any redeeming virtue, texting Karoline Leavitt to find out what he's allowed to say today.

least favorite is The Hall of Precedences

He’s looking for the Chaise Lounge from Beauty and the Beast’s castle.

When is he not vacationing?

I would watch this movie, if I can be assured that JD's face gets melted at the end

Note: He has willingly exposed his family to the woke virus and RFK Jr has canceled the vaccine.

He just enjoys ruining the day of everyone else who showed up to forget what he’s doing and have a good time.

Funny how he can be in California with his illegal spouse and in-laws and they’re free to walk around. No one is hunting them!

He likes the Dumbo ride. He feels connectedness.

Is he a man or a mouse? I think we all know the answer to that one…

Do you think he let people in wheelchairs go ahead of his family or, did he say fuck um?

I’m not thinking he let anyone ahead of him. He’s such a Trump Jr.!

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Songs of the couch

Who really cares???

No one does. But we can all use some comedic relief from this hell of The Orange Felon’s administration. No? 🧢

Couch in the hotel suite.

Don’t know. Have never been there. Can’t afford it. I work for a living.

the sofa in his hotel room

But wait, his ilk (Yarvin et al) don’t think Disney is a good influence on kids. He still took his kids there? Theatre?

Anything with couches in it.

Where are all the sassy lads on the down low meeting up in the park these days?

Why does he go there anyway?? The ideas of inclusion, diversity and equality that Disney is known for are the complete antithesis of what he and the trump regime stand for…maybe he has his kids fooled into believing he still has morals.

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Is there a couch?

I bet he goes for the benches

Lol..."skinny couches"? 🤣

Sofa Mountain.

PIRATES of the (USA) Caribbean

It's a Small World...

😂😂😂😝

Any available couch.

It's a Small World.

Of course she wears one of “those” bags. I’m so glad he and his entire family showed up to get booed. Get out of CA Vance. Ohio still has some things to settle with you.

Pirates of the Caribbean. Come for the guyliner, stay for the thievery.

It’s a Small (White) World?

The children. The same draw as Catholicism when he picked that.

POS-Vance

Keep going after all these republicans about Epstein!

DUMBO the Lying Elephant? Malice in Wonderland? Golden Heifer...i mean zephyr?

Fascists in Wonderland

Ding ding ding 🤩🤣

🎯

It's A Small Sofa After All

Tyrants of the Caribbean

Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Dumbo

Nice throw back, totally spot on!

This is a fake. Notice the difference in body size, for instance.

I think the creator meant for it to be a joke.

Not sure that they intended for the joke to be the AI factor. But just letting you know.

Thanks.

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#pedopresident

Eeewww Nobody wants to see that on their holidays 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Couch Mounting... err Mountain 🖕🏻

But in this story, he LOVES Nazis

The rest room (where the couches are)

The Slinky Dog Dash

Does Usha hate him? Because turquoise fanny pack is looking quite in love.

According to JDV she is supposed to stand there and smile no matter what.

Why is he dressed like it was a 50 degree day?

Bullet-proof vest, maybe?

Note the lack of bright sunlight. Anaheim is only about 10 miles from the Pacific Ocean. The high was 74F on Saturday.

The infamous Catalina Eddy.

No, Pinocchio.

But California is being overrun by criminal migrants from insane asylums…..

Sleeping Epstein’s Castle

It is dreadful that he and his family can enjoy their lives while causing so many to suffer.

How about something at Disney World…his Nazi ass isn’t welcome in California…as the Nazi pig has found out…

CECOT CENTER!

Bibbidi bobbidi boutique

oh Mabelline, you can be queen.

Okay, I am here to read the comments, so ready, steady, go!...😀

Troll level: Professional!

It’s a small girl, after all.

Better question is, why are you concerned about what damn roller coaster ride he got on? He’s the vice president of the USA. I don’t give a crap about his favorite Disney ride.

Right you care about supporting his lies. They’re eating the dogs!

Wrong. I said that in response to the fact that mike lee is asking an irrelevant question. why do we care what his favorite ride at Disney is? There are bigger issues to discuss. For example, big disaster bill that was passed and the alcatraz camp.

It’s what Mike Lee is all about, dude. Nothing new.

True. However, I’m allowed to make a comment. Period. Especially without someone assuming that I was supporting Trump/Vance or was against the post somehow. That’s what you thought. You were wrong and instead of saying “oh my bad”, you continue with the smart ass remarks. Dude 🙃

Fair.

Pirates of the Lost Chaise

My favorite fin de siecle moment was the concept of a metrosexual. JD Vance is a metrosexual.

I thought Disney was "woke"? What happened to "Go Woke, Go Broke"? If it's Disneyland, then that also means he's in Woke California.

Yes! And ugh, I'd want a refund if I were unfortunate enough to be there after saving up for 5 years...

His wife is from here. Unfortunately, specifically, San Diego. She likes to come home and brings his raggedy ass along with. Disneyland is right up the freeway.🤮

Still doesn't explain why a MAGAt would go spend thousands of $$ at "woke" Disney.

Keep watch over the children, he might put eyeliner on all of them!

Pinocchio

Did JD do the Bibbidi-Bobidi-Boo treatment?

Please tell @gavinnewsom.bsky.social to post on BlueSky!

Brokeback Mountain Railroad rollercoster and couches.

Too funny

I think someone feels like they aren’t getting enough attention.

Space Laser Mountain

Butt Pirates of the Gulf of America

What a sad little man that Mike Lee is 🤮

I feel bad for the kids, they will carry his stink for their entire lives. But maybe they will be hiding in their ivory towers with their limos away from the world with all the money their daddy stole from the American people

Pirates of the Trump Administration?? Or Fantasyland?? Without brown people, except his wife and kids of course. They’re special. Or It’s A Small World? With small minded men in it. Or Star Tours? But called Mars Tour and send them all to Mars.

His favorite attraction is probably a luscious couch in one of the lounges.

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

No, that's Mike Johnson's favorite "ride".

@governor.ca.gov 🤣🔥😍

Coucharella

Cinderella

What? No Maga cap?

Did he deport his wife?

He’d never take responsibility for it. Just call ICE.

I wonder if he has an account on the honest twatter or the lying cXnt..?🤷🏽‍♀️ Can anyone verify?

Dumbo

Tinker Bell

Elmer Fudd?

I wouldn’t couch it in those terms.

LOL

Couchknobs and Broomsticks

Why he didn’t go to Disneyworld instead and show his kids Aligator Alcatraz? Don’t trash California!

Hell NO. We don't want him here in Florida.

I can't believe Disney let him in. They must be desperate. Ugh.

Disney, may they be smote by ANY power in existence, is all about capitalism. They aren't going to turn down the money that it cost to let him in there for the day. That WE paid for, most likely.

Free advertising to the magat nazis still in his corner, too...

Do our tax dollars pay for his weekend jaunts and Secret Service? I think anything outside of governmental duties should be out of his own pocket. Same for all elected officials.

We pay for much of it. We pay for his plane and the family are his guests. I think they have to pay for their own food.

Himself

Mr. Toad's wild ride.

Another guy who seems to always be on vacation.

I know, right? Where's DOGE to monitor this waste & abuse?

The “illegal aliens” who go around with little brooms and clean up after him.

....but I thought it was cool to live in nasty old Desatanstan? why he can't just join up with the KKK in FLGOP? why he doesn't like the FLGOP??

Snow White and Seven ICE Agents kidnapping her to Aligator Aushwitz.

Oh wait ..you mean all of LA isn't on fire !

The one where the nazis opened it up and they all melted? Well, I guess that’s the only way the nazis above him will leave power. youtu.be/I2KZHUgtS3A?...