She’s lucky they weren’t snapping turtles

My first thought. 🤣

Reminds me of those in bra breast pumps. Mind is boggled.

bazinga

I wonder what gave her away? The size of her books or that they were moving? 34TT 🤣🐢🐢

I see what you did there

They promised they were silicone implants

Good thing they weren't snapping turtles.

Im sorry but Republicans themselves constantly claim this "pro-life" bullshit all the time, but life varies to them based on species. Simple as that. & that is such a rigged judgement system its ridiculous

soooo, it really is turtles all the way down? 🤔

lol

Flor i duh 😂

🙃🥴

Tortoise from the lecherous family.

Not in the mood for joking when one of the turtles died...

Exactly. It’s sickening

Agree. 😔 Humans can be so cruel.

I’d like to hear an explanation before passing judgement.

Sturtled

Brazen

Snort

I got it🙄

I'm just happy she wasn't smuggling kidnapped babies. It says right on those plastic bags that you're not supposed to put them on your head

Gotta keep abreast of breaking news.

The turtles keeping themselves entertained.

"Psst! Psst! Hey, Bill, look at this one coming through. She's got some tremendous knockers!" "Yeah, but it appears one of them is....moving!"

Har.

Did the turtles get milk? 😁

Too funny! So many responses apply here. Don't need to. Rock on George. Go for the jugular. Your fans are watching.

she should have just got some rabbits, huh George? i wouldn't let her tend rabbits can i tend the rabbits, George

People are just goddamn weird

😏

Florida man's wife

Crustacean jokes seem too easy.

Turtles all the way down

This fills me with rage

Busted sure, but maybe she also enjoyed it!

JUST WHAT EXACTLY WAS SHE THINKING???

Guess she didn't want to shell out the money to have them transported properly.

What's wrong with people?

Too bad they weren't snapping turtles! Dummy!

Softshells? Hope they weren't snappers.

Water, earth but where is thunder?

Turtles deserve respect and protection. They live to 100 + years old. When 1 dies, that's over a century of turtle knowledge lost!

Who wraps a living breathing creature in plastic wrap??? Have they not heard of suffocation?

It always says right on the label of the plastic bag

The woman is now being hired by Ron DeSantis to oversee Alligator Alcatraz...

Florida 🤦🏻‍♀️

Only a “C+” for effort but her cup runneth over.

Probably not very.

Seems to me that silicone would be more attractive.

Poor, poor turtle. 💔🐢

ha

Ba-doom cha! George will be here all night in the Starlight Lounge.

What was their first clue? Did Mitch McConnell walk past and someone heard a wolf whistle coming from her chest?

I see what you did there.

florida man got himself a wife 🤦🏽‍♀️

George.

One died. 😪

Who the hell puts turtles in their bra?!?!?!?! I hope they weren't snapping turtles!! 🫢

On the contrary, I hope they were!

😂😂😂

Jeezus, i thought Florida man was unbelievable. Now he got his lady hustling to!?

What a titilating story

Double “T” cups

Imagine going through life knowing your tits killed a turtle.

Since I don’t travel anymore, I never have, or will try to smuggle turtles. And in all honesty, WTAF.

Must be maga

Thanks for keeping me abreast of the latest news!

I see what you did, there 😁

What is wrong with people? Did she really think either she or the turtles would survive?

Figures it was in the Miami areola.

🤣

Seriously Florida?

What?

Now that qualifies as a bad dad-joke, but I love it.

I see what you did there.

😅

That woman needs to be severely punished so she won't do it again and as a warning to others.

What a fucking idiot. That's a river cooter (Pseudemys concinna). They are very very common throughout the southern states and can be found at most pet stores and are even given as prizes at carnivals. It's like trying to smuggle a common cockroach.

Pass the turtles!

Kowabunga!

lol. Well done sir.

Guessing the turtle wrapped in plastic died. Wrap the woman in plastic.

I work for TSA in Washington State. We caught a lady trying to sneak a turtle through in her underwear at the crotch level 😆

What is it?

Florida, you say? Never would have guessed

I was there. She was looking pretty good until the turtles came out.

I got two bra turtles and a microphone. Where it’s at?

George.

How crazy can someone be.

That poor turtle

Ba boom

Florida woman tells Florida man to hold her beer

Back in '95, my dad made national headlines by busting some snake smugglers who had hidden the reptiles in their jockey shorts.! www.baltimoresun.com/1995/08/04/s...

Poor little turtle. 😢 🐢

Oh, snap

🤣🤣🤣

What is wrong with people.

Did anyone ask if the turtles were breastfeeding?

what's even better than regular fun bags? surprise packages!