Fievel 🐁

Any self-respecting woman in thw whole world!

I'm sorry, "arf" power?

Yes! This is why they're so...hated...HE is the weakest sex.

i bet if you saw the video context it would look ANYTHING but tough. as it looks like a frame straight out of one of his Village People double-jerkoff "dances". which is basically the complete opposite of "tough".

His soggy diaper…

I say the character Pee Wee Herman was tougher than Trump has ever been.

Peewee was bad ass

Oh, this is a good one!

Air.

Understanding his word salads!

A cup of Jello.

Jelly

Maple Syrup

Pudding skin

Toilet paper

A feather.

Finding a real Christian in the Republican party. Getting an honest answer from Trump.

Proving that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Filo dough 😂

His fists and little punches are so wimpy

Anyone who knows how to actually hold an actual boxing stance. You hit anything with those tiny fists, yer gonna bust yer thumbs.

The steak I buy from Walmart.

Wet paper bag

Toilet bowl stains

My cat.

A wet paper bag

Room temperature butter

Shale

Lycanthrop poop.

That rubbery marshmallow coating on those Snowball cake snacks.

Wind.

Is ketchup smothered steak

A fake bone spur.

Daisies? Diapers? Piss?

A turd hanging out of a dogs ass.

Oh, my bad. I thought that was Kid Rock's cigar.

Toilet Paper?

The steaks he serves at his hotel restaurants.

Toilet paper, after a couple of weeks under water.

Tough to fucking listen to.

Bone spurs…

Wet toilet paper

great minds think alike...😂

A cotton ball. A pink cotton ball.

IRS from the 90s

Drag Queens

Big Bird

Any women over 14

Anyone with a helping hand and a real heart

The real Jesus Christ

@crockett.house.gov

Black Women

😂

My 97 year old dad.

I know it said, name something. But, I admire my dad’s persistence. He wants to be as old as Jimmy Carter. So, that’s 100? 101?

My 92 year old dad, too.

😀 And my 103 year old mom.

😉

Tell your Dad hello for me. He’s stronger, braver, and more determined than 99.99% of people who have ever lived in this world. He’s Amazing

god bless your dad!

Portrait of a loser going down fighting.

Canned mushrooms

My Bladder

Trump Steaks

A wet paper bag.

The paper bag which he must be trying to punch. Cause Trump hates being hit back.

Dirt

A wet fart.

This cat

a wet piece of single ply toilet paper

Day old bread

Beef jerky

A grade 1 alphabet test. Marty McFly's dad. A bowl of jello. A limp wrist at a Pride parade. A wet noodle. Peewee Herman. A blade of grass.

This reads like a poem 🔥

Trite. Those "limp wrists" are stronger than you'll ever know.

Stronger than mine, that's for sure. But more to the point of the tweet, much stronger than Donald Trump. That wasn't meant as an insult to anyone but him. And a dig at those who think that way.

A jellyfish

A constipated turd. 💩

Crackers

Stairs and ramps. Podiums.

Of course, and teleprompters

The steaming pile of feces in his diaper.

🤣

Big Bird

Tardigrades. All day long. 😜

My neighbor’s 4 year old granddaughter

A little black ant

Pudding.

Overcooked pasta

A chicken

A pile of shit

A newborn kitten. A goldfish. Baby bunnies. Etc. Etc.

At least those have the power of cute going for them.

Everyone else in prison. Don't drop the soap if you raped any children.

I just want him to drop all the soap in prison. Is that too much to ask?!

Nursing home jello

Just what I was going to say 😂

Scientifically the softest Jello.

My 11 year old niece.

Used toilet paper

A vote.

My vagina

As the late great Betty White said...

Omg I say this all the time!!!Calling someone a pu$$y is not the flex they think it is. We birth babies, nothing is more powerful than that!

For several years now, I've been saying that we should use terms that apply to everybody to indicate toughness, since being tough is not limited to men. Things like spine or backbone or guts.

I love it Miss her so much So funny

For years, I've been saying that we should use terms that apply to everybody to indicate toughness - like spine or backbone or guts.

Or a vagina

I don't know about anybody else's. Maybe you do.

🤣🤣🤣................................true!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mine just closed up and has a gun! Tough enough!

😆

🙌🏼

Liberals

Everything.

Anything

A constructive criticism. Actual job numbers. Genuine numbers on c0v1d d3ath$ and infections. Bad approval ratings. Strong women of any kind. Intelligent women of any kind. His (g)rape victims. Facts. Truth.

*cankles

Rain

💯💪

Yep...he needs a hair hat that's more weather resistant

😆

Running out of orange make-up

An umbrella also got the better of him.

...and stairs up to the jet...

I just keep thinking about Epstein's jet Trump took campaign rallies... www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

Yes, and the 1,400+ "missing" migrant children from drumpfs last reign of terror.

🎯

REALITY

The toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe

Bingo!

Marshmallows

I'd knock his dick in the dirt in a split second

Everything and everybody is tougher than Trump. How strong do you really have to be to invent issues to "fix." He is weak, a coward and he knows it. Otherwise, there would be no reason to tell the masses how smart and better you are because it would be apparent. And it is not.

Anything!!

Tacos, evidently.

Hymen

Gilsane Maxwell's NDA.

A wet noodle.

A wet noodle.

An actual snow flake.

Anyone

My mom's perfect soft boiled eggs (shell removed)

...Just Cruz'n... take your Pick!...

A History of the FBI ...DANCE'N WITH DONNY2DOLLS.... youtu.be/DEseiA72yVM?...

my butthole pushing out a shit

DIARRHEA

I was thinking a "marshmallow"!

A brick

His Epstein victims. Everyone else needs to grow a pair and make sure those girls get real justice.

Bring back public stoning.

I'd be happy with prosecuting every person equally, regardless of wealth or how powerful your friends are. Billionaires on the same jail block as other offenders. No special privileges. No special deals. Every offender guaranteed prosecution and jail, not just those who failed to inherit wealth.

Every federal law enforcement officer. Aiding and abetting terrorisms makes them terrorist. I am determined to go after our local police, they chose to stand on the wrong side of democracy.

Thats funny. TACOs are brittle. The crumble if you sneeze.

Mashed potatoes. It’s not close.

OMG - look at those tiny little hands!! LOL

Everything & almost everyone that isn’t a republican.

the Bengal’s defense

But really, let’s just say it. He’s a giant pussy who gets his fee-fees hurt if you look at him wrong. And his only goal at this point seems to be revenge and the decimation of our country. My 90yo neighbor is tougher than he is.

Trump is a psychopath, who thinks not only that he is perfect but also that the entire universe revolves around him. Everything else stems from that.

Heel spurs. Apparently.

the dump I took this morning..

Atom Ant

Sugar cube in the rain.

Cheap loo paper.

Seconded

Wet paper bag.

A baby

PlayDoh

Jello???

his diapers

bubbles

An egg shell

A moldy sandwich left out in the rain.

Sponge

.... and sooo much smarter!

Alligators. I’d like to see a race

Anyone.

A ramp.

His Depends

WE ARE!

Wet toilet paper.

Baby feet

Overcooked linguini 🍜

☠️☠️☠️☠️ even reading that was a culinary crime lol

Pretty much anybody. He's afraid to fire people himself, backs down when challenged, and he's in terrible physical and mental shape.

Syphilis.

We the people.

Wet toilet paper

Wet ONE PLY toilet paper.

Wet one ply GAS STATION toilet paper.

Yeah, I should have specified it was the kind of one ply toilet paper that doesn't have the perforations and is only like 2.5 inches wide.

One would not ask "Do you have a square to spare?" because it takes 20 layers to achieve usefulness.

Toilet paper

a two year old girl with her hands behind her back

His body odor

You win! You just win it all!!

I don't know, but if he punched anything harder than a couch pillow with his wrist like that, he wouldn't be signing any more executive orders.

With those tiny hands

Those knuckles look so weak🙄. There's nothing tough in him.

His mental decline!

a broken condom

Tissue paper

My 3 yr old wreck it Ralph grandson? Trump doesn't even know what a wuss he is, I'll wager.

Damp toilet paper

My little man, Pomeranian & Chihuahua Leo.

Never underestimate the power of a Chihuahua!

That’s easy.

Looks like his hair

Funny, my first thought was hair, then decided on wet pasta too!

We really need a laugh emoji here…

I was thinking the exact same thing!

Love it, and I loved her book, Not My Type, too.

A marshmallow

Soggy 1-ply toilet paper.

E Jean

A wet noodle

My dog!!

Blancmange.

POS-smells like him, but holds its shape.

Cat pee

Ooooh, dey is fightin' wurdz !

A wet paper towel

The orthopedic support hose straining to hold his cankles

Tissue Paper

My middle finger

A very wet tissue

e jean

A grain of sand

My dog, and he's dead.

Any woman or child who spoke up about Trump sexually assaulting her.

Loose stool. Looks and smells better too!

A loose stool has a function!

This feather that just fell out of my pillow

Tissue

Any decent human being.

And many less than decent ones.

A wet noodle!

Depends, but just barely

Wet toilet paper

Genius.

The skin on fresh banana pudding.

Everyone knows Trump is a whiny coward that uses body guards to keep him from getting his ass beaten to the curb for being a dirtbag!! Trumps not a tough guy! He wears lifts in his shoes, lies about his weight, wears a girdle, wears makeup and attacks women! That’s not a tough guy nor a man!

A blade of grass

My 97 year old mother.

My mom was 97 when she died. You hit a nerve here. She died 3 yrs ago tomorrow. She despised trump and yes she was tougher than him.💙

My aunt despised Trump until the day she died at 99. Her husband served in WWII and he would have been outraged to see an authoritarian in the White House.

Wet paper bag..

Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children.

SINGLE CELL AMOEBAS.

Better answer than I had!

I LIKED CROSSWORD PUZZLES, BUT THEN, I'M A SUCKER FOR FOR A COMMON DENOMINATOR.

GARDEN SLUGS.

CROSSWORD PUZZLES.

MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER.

The interstellar wind

1-ply toilet paper

Why wouldn't he be protecting his face? He never boxed. Never.

Looks more like his dance stance to me :)

Yes, the jack-off dance!

Anything. He has never boxed. Never.

My pork chops. Tough as they come.

Chicken broth...cold, bland, industrial, chicken broth.

Wet single-ply toilet paper

Vaginas.

A wet paper bag.

Pee Wee Herman!

Show me you’ve never thrown a punch with no words. See photo.