Priceless shade 🔥👏👏👏

She always plays victim. Btich you shoot and kill animals. CRUELLA De Filler

Eewwww

It's not 🚭 a stroke.

Notice she didn't get mad at them for calling her a fascist or for calling her out for murdering a puppy.

Looks just like her!

🤣😄 Perfect! I love Southpark! 🤣😄

Perfect reflection of her twisted soul.

Hey Kristi Noemind - Karma is a bitch! And so are you!

Noem is the person who made her look and her “looks” the most prominent thing about her. She’s conducting her entire job like an evil reality show.

That’s a representation of her dark soul!

They really should have had her hair jump off leaving her bald, like her face did. #FakeAssHair

How life-like! 😂😆🤣

Regarding any person (man or woman) who had as much plastic surgery as her--deserves derision.

This might actually been an improvement.

Republican Face is a national tragedy.

Also a national JOKE.

Great piece of art of a piece of shit.

It looks just like her though

Cartoonists Parker & Stone are braver and more willing to publicly defy facism than 99% of Democrats

Not many Dems have such a large platform, I suspect that the 99%, of which you speak, are saying, posting, commenting, donating & even hand drawing cartoons to keep the momentum alive. Every little bit helps.

I hope you’re right! ♥️ I’m just frustrated like we all are.

FAFO😂

She’s 54 years old and is having a real problem with aging gracefully. So she decides to let some surgeon really give her face the “I hate my looks” treatment. Now she thinks she looks 18!😂😂😂😂 What a disgusting insecure fool she is. Shooting dogs to make her fell powerful. Sicko

She is revolting. 🤮👎

Yikes 😬

Absolutely revolting 🤮👎

And I'd like to buy them a beer.

She looks like she had small pox too

The thin-skinned members of the Administration just can't help themselves and take the bait to respond and open themselves up to more.

This shit will simply give Matt and Trey more content than they ever could've hoped for. Here's to wearing gowns and tripping balls...

lol at first glance I thought this was Michael wreck the election Moore then I realized it was dog killer without that ton of foundation I bet that skin has bumps everywhere from not washing to tons of makeup that highlights all the ugly inside and out

😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

🤣 Her “ICE” = “LICE” 😡

How very 'woke' of her.😉

Bitch Barbie is very angry. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Bravo @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com The WH Press Corps is a pathetic punchline & sick joke of what credible journalism once was Fawning ass-kissing sychophants who fail to inform US or challenge the never-ending LIES, Insults & Distractions spewed by a deranged lunatic youtu.be/tCfM9BDsKWk?...

Yup, and Ain't that a Bitch..!

You do know they're packing it with ass lickers, right???

I miss Tim Russert sooo much!! He set the standard to interview politicians.. He was professional and civil but didn't just nod his head & move to tbe next question on his list.

100% I have been saying that for years!

Behind the mask...

Genious!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great job!

Menopausal women.

Change that to WOMAN. Some of us age gracefully and don’t shoot dogs when our hormones are out of whack! Or fill our faces with 5 lbs of Botox

That's an insult to menopausal women.

Tails from the Crypt. #Dragabagamagahags

Good one.

This is great trolling.

😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

You can shine a mule like a racehorse, paint a wreck like a Corvette, plaster over cracked walls and a cover a cesspool, but they remain, at their core, a mule, a wreck, cracked & a cesspool.

is Polly Pockmark whining again?

Omg I love that 🙌😆

That's why all the fillers? Yea, I see it now. Moon craters. 🤣

She should be happy now that they realistically put her face the way we all see it! (Sorry I am being mean, but she's just asking for it with her part in this cruelty of this administration)

😀they forgot the acne scars. wow. i am being very mean. forgive me.

That's Tulsi

nope. noem.

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😁

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ha!

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i saw that. what a jackass.

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ewwww...

Easy to mistake; all fascists look the same…

She has sand blasting scheduled for the winter. The lips need to heal first.

omg

She could hide her valuables in her pores. And, don’t get me started on those shoes…

omg😁

No worries. You have a long way to go before you reach her level of mean, so it's all fine.

phew

😀

It’s the “Mar a Lago” face🤷🏻‍♀️. Look it up, it’s a thing. Seeing the before and after face is disturbing.

Yes, she was actually attractive before it (maybe somehow a better person too? She's been awful at least since she was SD's governor).

she was always gross and soulless...my opinion. who shoots a puppy

Mean? Certainly not. I'll be the mean one here. She needs a Glasgow Smile to round out her look.

Afraid to ask what a Glasgow Smile is, but I hope it's terrible!

It's a scar. Think Heath Ledger's Joker, but both sides and all the way to the ears. I think that's as gently as I can describe it. The how is properly bad.

That... that's something the whole administration deserves.

/2 Musk should similarly be stripped of all his worth, the money (save $60 billion) be given to U.S.A.I.D. He should be sent to live in Sudan, Congo, Eritrea or similar war torn African nation. He'll pull himself up by his bootstrap & work ethic 🙄🤔 The $60 b goes to UN to relieve world hunger.

They deserve to be held in the concentration camp in Florida for a month, given dog food to eat while shackled, and then deported to the heart of the Venezuelan rain forests. And every cent of their assets should be divided amongst the people and families affected by their fascist repatriation. /1

I heartily approve!

Like Tigg on SOA✊

I think you mean Tulsi Gabbard Tulsi’s a little rougher looking Whereas Noem is a typical Maralagoyle

both hideous

The Botox alone makes her a lifetime member, the phony hair and crappy complexion give her extra points. :)

And the botched-filler lumps. Whomever keeps filling her face without dissolving is committing malpractice.

i want them to keep going and make her face enormous

She needs those, it’s how she sights when she guns another puppy down.

yeah and a horse and goats i believe..a real sick bastard

Not gravel pit mean though , so safe

thank you🙏

No. Bring it. She’s cruel and doesn’t deserve an ounce of kindness or decency. Fuck her and the horse she rode in on (and probably killed afterwards).

she is so beyond grotesque. freaks me out.

Don’t you just love South Park!

Good to see someone is doing the heavy lifting

There needs to be a melting face emoji immediately.

I thought she thought it was funny because it owned the libs or some untrue crap?

Personal attacks, such as that one, are not moving the ball one inch, in terms of affecting policy decisions.

So?

Sew What?

You do understand that it does help the person, to blow off steam, who made the "attack" & the rest of us, who get to laugh which releases endorphins & makes us happy? Policy isn't everything when it comes to pointing out that outside often matches inside in maga & she paid for it.

So funny!!!

Looks just like Noem, in fact, I think they were flattering.

Ridicule is the deepest form of disgust.

Which look?

Omg what happen to her face? 😭💀

Filters on both pics.

I actually like the old one.

Niether.

The bottom of a Portapotty has a small window of perception.

👍🤣🤣🤣 Plastic and full of shit! Definitely sums it up!

Absolutely love this. Still wondering why, out of all the things South Park parodied THIS was her focus...

No need to wonder why. She’s extremely shallow, extremely vain, and extremely stupid.

She paid a lot of money to look like an inflated melting racist.

Her campaign fund probably helped.

Shape shifting, puppy killing, racist.

Yep, in the words of the great Dolly Parton, "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!"

Those power tools yo...

It’s like she was watching with pride untill that shot. Fascism — check Dog killing. Yup that’s me Racism. 10-4 facts. Botox. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo How could you !!!!!!! Actually think south park left ammo unspent for a follow up. Face it. They didnt even do cosplay Kristi yet. No horses

No surprise here

SHE is sexist.

And she IS ugly. Inside and out.

All the MAGAts can fuck off with that shit, as much time as they've spent calling liberal women ugly. As usual, they have zero self awareness.

Krusty Gnome is a hideous mess of botox, fillers, facial implants, fake teeth and makeup. And It's the best of her.

Nazi Noem is more upset about South Park ridiculing her looks rather than shooting puppies. This person is seriously fecked up.

You use filler and botox at your own peril.

South Parks back with a bang this year.

It’s a bit telling that she focuses on how they made her look and not the fact she killed at least 8 dogs in about a minute 30 of screen time.

That stands out for me as well. She has no problem with the cartoonishly graphic dog shooting running gag.

There is literally nothing between those ears except collagen Botox and computer code looping unfettered 2nd amendment rights to go postal pretty much any time.

Gotta love these guys!!!

"What's that you say, Kristi? 'Petty and lazy?" "Yeah, we got your petty and lazy right here..." Tyrants and dictators just can't handle mockery, so that means they need to be fed a daily diet of it

They’re all trying to use the 8 Mile strategy over there…

Come on. It’s a veritable Cubist Picasso!

Love it! Thank you South Park!

It wasn’t sexist—it was honest.

We are in for a bumper season. Keep taking the piss guys. You’re about the only ones with a pair at the moment

WTG South Park. Never watched them before. Started this season. Keep kicking ass!!!!

This is truly one of the funniest seasons they had in a long ass time 🤣

Episode 23 annihilated trump

Sorry, not sorry, it made me laugh.

Nooooooo-em!

And I'm here for it!

Most of these people have personality disorders and combination of substance abuse. Limelight is pretty clear she is melting down.

You know why the melting fact because 2 trips to the hospital is a sign malnutrition so like a crankster. Look at the arms then look 👀 at her face it’s melting from something some type of meth thing. I know people who did this very same shit. Drugs, Greed, Hate and sex is what they all in common

Ice, Ice, Barbie 🎶

Gotta show off them fake boobs somewhere

Ice Barbie.

The puppy murderer has made me wonder how much filler one face can actually hold…think we’ll all find out in a month or so.

Nailed it 🤣

Love it

That fixed it! Um, maybe have her dangling her dead dog

Lmao

🤣

Krypty Gnome. Fresh from her plastic surgeon's gurney.

The comic book villain eyebrows are perfect. 👏👏

Wow! Those Portland cement cheek injections really work!

😂😂😂!

And do you notice how they balance out her lips. So artistically symmetrical

Not wide enough for a true MAGA yet. They need to be just 1 inch from the ear lobes. She must have gotten clearance from 🍊💩 for the dark hair and clown clothes.

Gotta have a token brunette or two in the ranks.

Diversity

OMG DEI!!!!

Flak lips.

Hahahahaha!!!

🤢

Thank you for this.

Actually flattering. She looks much worse inside her dark soul.

She is ugly INSIDE AND OUT.Nothing good anywhere.

Almost what South Park-is saying

Truer words were never drawn.

Well, now that’s more like it. and I bet if you take all the filler out, her face would melt like that. Bravo Trey and Matt👏👏👏

👍 perfect! How about an emoji now? I can think of several situations where I'd use it 😄

Mar-a-Lago face is a country wide epidemic. Just say no to Mar-a-Lago face 🚫

She looks like someone shot her in the face because they didn't bother to train her before they took her hunting.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

They’re probably already working on RFKjr’s episode.

Love it!

Believe it or not this is an actual improvement!

Somebody needs to inform Puppy Killer that sometimes silence is golden.

🏆

Improved her looks

What's her problem? That's exactly how we see her! Actually, the resemblance is crazy!

isnt sexist a "woke" term?

*There! Take That*

then let's criticize her flat affect.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾…..🫠….🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👍🏾

Pretty telling how Kristi bitched about them making fun of her plastic surgery addiction, yet had nothing to say about all the dog slaughtering

...thought it was Sarah Palin for a second there... We'll have to wait for the cosmetic surgery and gravity to complete their mission, lol.

Noem is an insurrectionist. No sympathy for her. The dictatorship will be one day gone, but her shame will remain.

I didn't think the aired version criticized her looks. I thought it criticized her personality/character. Now the new version is really spot on. Personality coming through to her looks.

The South Park guys know how to lean into an insult. Dems have to take notes

Southpark has always never gave a fuck and they will continue to do so long as they are on the air 🤣🤣

Sadly true. Americans knew Trump was a fascist corrupt incompetent moron, but they like having an asshole insult comic as president.

One who belittles and hates the same groups of people they hate. For them, trump equals Kismet.

I can’t even wrap my head around the mental state or intellect of someone who can listen to him and think “I like how he just tells it like it is. He is a smart guy….” He is a master criminal, but I can’t relate to him on any level whatsoever. It feels like someone made The Joker president!

To be honest, not a single trump supporter with whom I spoke was able to explain in a coherent way why he/she supports him. AND what amuses me is that they do not realize that he looks down on them and would never "lower" himself to socialize with them outside a campaign rally.

💯true

Who you speaking for?

I’m speaking for myself about the majority of US voters in 2024.

Yeah...I don't think asshole comic was what closed the deal.

I didn’t say it did. But it was a plus.

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I honestly think he stole the election. I know almost nobody who voted for him the second time. Elon literally said he wouldn't have won the election if it weren't for him. What could he have meant by that other than he helped him steal the election?

I'm really tired of everyone blaming Americans. Please stop generalizing us. I didn't vote for him. None of my friends or family did. We want help. I'm not one of the dumbfucks that plague this country; I'm just fucking stuck with them, and if I resist I'll just get thrown in prison.

Unless proven otherwise I believe Elon was referring to the hundreds of millions he gave to Trump’s campaign, lotteries to basically buy votes in swing states, and using Twitter to spread lies and hate. The US is overrun with ignorant racist sexist fascist morons.

Okay, even if he didn't steal it, I think it's harmful how many people are just generalizing all Americans and saying that we all voted for this. Not all of us did, and even a lot of the idiots who did vote for him regret it now (too late, I know).

In 2016 Hillary won by 3 million votes but the electoral college in the obsolete POS constitution awarded Trump the presidency. He won both the popular vote and electoral college in 2024 as a twice impeached, insurrectionist, convicted felon. We were the minority. The US is a stupid fascist country.

Spent too much time being offended themselves. Worrying about “micro aggressions” and such.

‼️

Like they did with Dark Brandon!

LOL

This was right before South Park cartoon dog killer Noem, summoned the team to lift and pull that overly made up face from melting further.

Yep! Looks just like her!

Funny how you never hear the MAHA crowd complaining about Botox, lip fillers, etc.

Outside matches the inside.

As Per Usual? 🤷

It's all projection. They're literally snowflakes.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Lol

Noem is a whiny ass pussy. Get over it you fascist pig and dog killer.

Calling someone sexist isn't woke?

Sociopaths dont have the artistic ability to think up their own insults. They think using ours will work.

She has thick makeup covering zits. Uses too much botox for childish cosplay. She looks nuts to me. Also, she is an animal serial killer. Her dog, her goat and her horse all shot in her gravel pit not to mention her punishment envy blood lust for hunting!

Going after someone’s looks because they don’t meet arbitrary standards of beauty is wrong. Going after someone who has constructed an artificial veneer for personal gain at the expense of others is ok.

Hahaha!!! Now put bars over this. She belongs in prison.

Not sexist. The title Gestapo Barbie fits her look.

If this administration isn’t reigned in South Park will be off the air in a year.

Stand Up people always land on their feet! If they get cut, it will only boost their viewer ratings and followers!

IDK DC might be set on fire if they try to remove southpark south park will still be around long after this administration is gone they're just bring it back and hold no punches with that administration

Note that she has zero complaints about the depiction of the massacre of all puppies.

I am glad the poor dog cricket not around to see that , poor poochie already traumatized enough

Reminds me of "I ran into Tammy Faye at the Mall" t-shirts of the '80's:

🤣😂🤣

Noem supports a pedophile rapist and calls South Park sexist. Can't make this stuff up. I guess that is why South Park is having a field day!

I rarely watched in the past. But it's on my TV rotation now 😉

Me too!!

I know, right?

They are trolling hard 🤣🤣

She's so vain. Love that is ruffling her cock feathers. South Park...new favorite show.

When you’re fighting totalitarians, it’s important to mock them, because all they’ve got is is façade of invincibility If you don’t fear them, they don’t have any power in the long-term

❤️

Nancy Mace is the same, I don’t understand what these women as women are doing for the gender. It’s sad and embarrassing.

And South Park deserves the Nobel Peace Prize! 🤣

You keep focusing on that. Meanwhile, in the real world, AG Pam Bondi appoints Ed Martin to investigate Letitia James, Adam Schiff as special prosecutor.

and murders puppies, goats and horses

they have a lot of material to work with this season.

It was a perfect rendition of Noem!

TONS!!!!

They sure do

Honestly, easiest season they've ever written.

They’re good right now for 5 years….good to see

100 %

She's a puppy killer with a bad plastic surgeon. She should find a better doctor to fix that mess, then stop further fucking up her face and body with filler and cutting things off of it. Mental illness, via body dysmorphia, is a hell of a thing.

It's her horcruxes escaping from her body

Ghetto extensions too...too bad she has no gay friends.

Gay friends would never let their friend look (or act) like that.

True that.

I was kinda surprised to learn she's only 53.

All of tRump's women are menopausal. Even Lying Leavitt.

Not that there's anything wrong with menopausal women

And she’s trying to, or think she is, look younger. 😂😂 it just says, “I hate my old face so I injected 5lbs of Botox!” Now I look 22, don’t you agree?” 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

I watched that last night and I’m still laughing.

😂😂😂

She's a monster. I don't care if her feelings are hurt.

If that’s sexists than so is every caricature of every man. It’s actually a remarkable likeness of her true character.

And remember folks, she chose to look like that! She didn't choose the self-love, aging gracefully route!

It should be more like a plastic robot

I was going to say I thought they were too kind to her in the first one .

She didn’t like her look! It’s why she altered it so much She changed Cricket’s face

This is what i see when i look at her, The rot within is reflected in her outward appearance. Evil woman.

Same thing happened to Mel Gibson

Dali-esque!

On the subject of ICE....

Effing awesome. Was this recently?

Kristi’s face is melting away. She’s a puddle of “fillers” By the end of the day! 😹

She is as insecure as that orange POS pedophile Awww South Park hurt her feelings I hope they keep it up it's refreshing, they aren't kneeling to maga. Considering what she is doing and who she supports. They were kind. Puppy killing psychopath

Yep thats her the puppy killer!

Someone should ask her if not letting women vote is sexist. www.thebulwark.com/p/pete-hegse...

"Women were NOT created by our Lord and Savior, (2nd to Donald Trump), our White Blonde Blue Eyed Jesus to vote and have agency over their lives and bodies. Women were created by G-D to be roofied and r@ped by drunken alpha males." - Pete Hegseth (probably)

Wasn’t it JD Vance that said only the man of the household should be allowed to vote!?

Of course. It is all in Project 2025.

The sheer amount of closet space these men inhabit is amazing

😉

Pls tell Gretchen C to get on Bluesky!

Great but disturbing breakdown. Your validation is a "bulwark" against the gaslighting. Keep going! PS Has anyone told Pete that Jesus was a brown middle eastern man?

Fuck that drunk.

I see the DUI hire is drunk again🤣🤣🤣

This is truly bonkers.

👍🏼👍🏼👌🏻

Like the portrait of Dorian Gray. This is what it looks like in real life!

Really don’t get why Noem is complaining, criticizing how women (or anyone really) look is a central tenet of the trumplican cult. Isn’t that why her face now conforms to Mar-A-Lago standards?

👍🏽

Oh no! Noem will use this as an excuse to go back to Congress and beg for even more money to pay her traveling glam squad.

Yep, the dumbest timeline in history.

Her face looks hideous, impressive

Lovin' it!😂

Yippee - more please 🙏.

You know what to do internet.

Omg, that's hilarious 😂

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #PuppyKiller

🤣🤣🤣

Good, now get back in the car throw it in reverse and do it again. Then be sure to cut off her head and stuff the mouth with garlic, drive a stake into her heart, and throw the body in the river because I never remember which one is supposed to work but you HAVE to be sure!

That ought to do it!😆 She had her face done at Mar-A-Lago🤣🤣🤣

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I can't breath cuz I'm laughing so hard!!!

I love that @SouthPark is exposing the truth ✅💪

Nailed it!!! 😎

I think they did her justice. 🤣

Perfect, in every way! 👍

If the look fits dog killer then wear it you fucking evil inhumane twat waffle

I don’t understand, I think that the character looks just like her.

😂😂😂

Keep going South Park!

Talk about sexist (see Pete Hegseth re that)! If she wasn’t concerned about how she looks she wouldn’t be hyperventilating about South Park, nor cosplaying in a different outfit every week. Not to mention all the plastic surgery and Botox she’s had. Putz. A Nazi putz, but a putz nonetheless.

I howled with laughter 😭😱

It isn’t sexist… it is a comment on too much plastic surgery

I'd never assumed facelifting, boopsuplifting and lipboosting as feministic activism

Sad day when South Park is doing the job of the media

⬆️ THIS!

Since Noem is barely distinguishable as a human being at all, I don't see how this could be sexist.

Noem wants us to criticize the job she's doing not her looks. I could not agree more, prosecuting her would be the perfect criticism of her job performance.

I personally think they were being kind, I could have done so much worse.

👍

What kind of person kills a puppy because she is too lazy to train him and too cheap to pay someone else to do it. Noem is an Evangelical Assemblies of God Preacher and Republican Governor of South Dakota, who has been BANNED from all NINE NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATIONS BECAUSE OF HER RACISM.

I've only seen a couple clips of the episode. What I did see is many puppies getting shot and bloodied by this beast.

She uses her sex to intimidate and cajole the ICE employees that are serving her by kidnapping brown skinned, hard working people.. these depictions of her are kind if anything

I ❤️ South Park!

South Park! 😂😂😂😂😂 I've seen rwnj complain when they make fun of republicans and lefties complain when they make fun of Democrats. They're brilliant equal opportunity lampooners. Always have been.

That’s a depiction of her humanity

Notice the similarities among Gnome, Kari Lake, Guilfoyle and Sanchez? Dominatrixes. 🧟‍♀️

wow that's a super improvement!

She should keep calling liberals sexist and see how many brownie points that earns with maga, whose biggest complaint is that people get called sexist.

I truly loved this scene!!

Yet the GOP is overwhelmingly sexist

There are people in her party that want to strip women the right to vote, force them to birth children, and leave positions of power. She should look at her own first.

I could wish Serena Joy's life on her except that for the rest of us life would get even worse.

Yep, ugly inside and out.

Trolling a real life troll.

It says a lot that she was more concerned with having a melting face than shooting the dogs.

I’m a new fan of South Park!! lol

South Park depicts Kristi Noem perfectly as the monster she is. A real life monster.

Thank you for your attention to this matter 😂

long live south park.

Kristi whining about South Park being sexist when her boss is a criminal pedo is rich 🤭✔️💯

He's also been accused of SA by 27 women!🤬 www.axios.com/2024/10/28/t... And found liable for SAing E Jean Carroll! The judge clarified it was rape. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Par for the course with these morons

N institutionalized racism trumps sexism.

That's hysterical! Looks just like her!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I saw someone call her Botox Eva Braun. That would trigger her. I like it!

The pictures she should be ashamed of are of her smiling in front of a torture prison she sent hundreds of innocent men to.