I hope this is not satire. Too funny!

It's not. It's real and not funny at all. 😐

They say he was attacked by a gang of over a dozen. However, witnesses said he got into a fight with two, 15 year old boys. Big Balls or Big Bawls, hard to say.

I read one was actually a 15 year old girl.

19 year old Big Balls was out on the town at 3:00 AM. Why? Do tell us more details of his unfortunate evening.

So big balls did have the kahunas to fend off carjackers and got his *** kicked?

This administration is a joke. #resist

We are not a serious country

Big balls just needs bigger panties and probably a class in how not to provoke people into inspiring them to beat him up. He’s the guy who goes into a bar and pisses everyone up for no reason at all. I have no problem blaming the so-called victim in this case.

And you wish to make it meaningless, go for it

And Giselle Maxwell....

🤣

For getting his ass kicked?

😂🤣😂

Please Bluesky install a laugh button!

If I saw him in the street - I wouldn't be polite either A medal - for getting beat up 🤣 How much you want to bet he mouthed off and deserved it

There is only one reason for a young man to be in the DuPont Circle area of DC at 3:00 am. His phone has Grindr and/DaddyHunt on it.

It’s funny somebody I know who lives in DC kind of mentioned the same thing and I brushed it off 😂 I’m sure Peter Thiel too would be involved with something like that

Why not? Trump has devalued that medal to the point it’s not worth shit to a sane person.

Who TF asked this?! Oh, please 😠🤬

Will it be presented in a sack?

This DOGE Dude 😳 Putin would be over the Moon www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

The vulgarity knows no bounds.

Big balls lost half of his mass.

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They're literally asking that bc they know WE know how it turns out.

I have had to avoid a German friend due to how much he laughs at us and he is so right to do so.

Glad some moronic reporter gave him the idea...

Late to the discussion, but am I the only one who thinks the Big Balls “carjacking” was a total sham to give the orange asshole a pretense to militarize the city?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 What a fucking nightmare our government has become!!!

Of course he will. Anything he can do to devalue American service recognitions, he will do because he cannot control his worst impulses, and deep down, he hates this country for not fully embracing him.

For what? Breach of contract while employed and leaking sensitive information?

Simply laughable

For what? Starting a fight with a bunch of black kids. You know he started it he just couldn't finish it. Remember 47 put a vigilante Ad in the NYT because he hates black kids.

More likely Big Balls was trying to either buy drugs or pay for sex.

His Girlfriend was with him. She will lie for him; I'm sure, but my $$ is on his arrogance! I come from the South Side. Black boys don't instigate, but white boys might FAFO from time to time. A lone white boy is so much safer than a black boy. Howard Beach NY comes to mind.

Is This Real Life? I can't tell Fact from Fiction anymore ...

That’s easy…if it sounds like fact, it’s fiction; and if it sounds like fiction, it’s fact except a 1000 times WORSE!

Is this real life Or is this a fantasy? Caught in a timeline Of total insanity. 😶

Open your eyes, Look up to the sky and see.

How about the rare Order of Bonespurs Bravery and a kick in the gonads with a golden boot?

I think someone should check the ball size….. it may be a misnomer 🤔

What an absolute joke of a country.

Yet another headline that would be satire in any other timeline.

You see how she looks at him?

For what getting his ass kicked by two unarmed teenagers.

I know. He really is hiding in his parents basement now

No one should put that out in to the world. Probably gave the orange gob the idea

Balls let miller hire someone beat him up…..aka Reichstag fire

Maybe he will put a statue of Big Balls next to one of those confederates the DUI hire wants to honor

We will need an enormous smelter when all this is said and done.

Pretty sure we can use the one they build for the Jews next year.

For what? Being mugged?

In the future when children are learning about this point in time, there will be discussions of ‘big balls’ and his influence on society. Which feels like learning that Dick Tracy villains were real people and were directly involved in world politics in the early 1900s.

Is she allowed to say BIG BALLS?

Historians will look at crap like this and ask what the hell was wrong with us.

They should’ve asked her WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

I can’t even begin to believe this fucked up reality we are forced to be living in! How did we end up in this alternative fucking universe?!

There's even more ... www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Just leaving this here for no particular reason...

Not so big balls is gonna end up like Kevin Klee’s character at this rate. Apologies to Kevin and his fictional character.

Perfect example of her intelligence.

I wonder if trump is embracing big balls. Comforting and caressing.

“I like balls that don’t let themselves get beat up, OK”

Why is this news?

I can see the headlines now : Microsoft Penis gives award to Big Balls!

MAGA is soooooooo fucking weird.

Be Quiet!!! Don't give Trump any ideas!!!

A Freedom of Balls might be suitable.

George, just by posting this you've fallen for the Diversion plans. This question was pre planned to get everyone posting about it and then help push the #TrumpEpsteinFiles out of the media.

So… if I get car-jacked I can get the medal of freedom too? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😬

The teen girl that kicked big balls in the little balls is the one that deserves the medal. The Purple Scrotum would do nicely.

Huh, what? Isn't he Small Balls now?

Benny promoting false flag KGB DOGE Big Balls DC compared to 9/11 Patriot Act by #MegaGroup #Chertoff, bff with SCOTUS. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

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Big Balls, Coristine, DOGE. bsky.app/profile/love...

Hmmm..the guy must have something on somebody

Of course, they all do. And it doesn’t take a genius to work out it’s either about Musk’s claim of election interference, or the Epstein files. These kids have had access to a lot of data.

Well, he was all in everyone’s data for those months….probably has something on everyone. But getting your ass kicked by a couple of teenagers at 3AM is hardly medal worthy (if it even happened)

This Big Balls Right www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Oh my God! These people are lunatics.

For what exactly? Being a racist pussy?

Back when I was a kid, you'd go to McDonalds for dinner... but sure, get the same medal a vet got on behalf of the country instead.

What really happened to this kid? Why no surveillance captured? Why no adequate documenting of the event?

Who is this dweeb and why would we care?

He was one of the teenagers working in DOGE.

Staged...with just more ketchup.

Was the "Wizard of Oz" a true story? I'll believe anything now.

At what point do they realize they are being asked absurd and ridiculous questions as everyone giggles

Wasn’t the person who asked that an “influencer” who was part of Russian state media at one time?

We're in Hell. Upper-case.

This can’t be real. I can’t believe I’m even reading this.

How much worse does this timeline get!?!

1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn. Next stop is Viet Nam. Country Joe & the Fish

My heroes. I remember standing and watching them just a bit downhill from the Berkeley campus. They gave me the courage to join the antiwar demos, even when being chased through the alleys of SF by armed police.

Was this a planned attack to get everyone to stop talking about the #TrumpEpsteinCoverup?🤔

She's an idiot.

Trump pins Medal Of Freedom on Big Balls. Is not a reality you'd expect of the leaders of the free world. OK, former leaders of the free world.

Getting the medal of freedom from Trump in 2025 is like getting a blowjob from Marilyn Monroe in 2025.

Sources say he will have to change his nickname to "Second-Biggest Balls" first

Or “bruised balls”… our “blue balls” or “baby balls”

Or Nutlick.....oh wait, taken already.

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

ffs.

I never knew fascism could be this stupid

Idiocracy was a better movie. 😐

Couple of more years and it’ll seem like a documentary at this rate.

We need an Idiocracy sequel.

We are living it right now😫

This is true. Watching live everyday. Constantly smh.

Why? While I don't know the details, I'm betting the skeevy little shit likely mouthed off to their attackers. Result = he got what he deserved, but maybe I'm a bit hostile ....

What medal do you give to a wrecking ball?

Chaos agent.

Phony medal from a phony president for a phony crime. The assault, I mean. Trump's crimes are real. So sayeth the Epstein Files.

This should be on the next episode of Jackass.

WHERE ARE THE DAMNED REPUBLICANS??

Most republicans abandoned the party and now defend and support the big con of America.

No words.

If they do someone needs to yell "My balls are bigger" With the two balls they will be holding up will say Impeach Trump

big balls should receive self defense classes. or maybe how not to annoy others by misnaming yourself so they want to punch you.

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Deez Nuts Medal of Valor?

I want to know if he will give Deez Nutz the Medal of Freedom

That is pathetic.

No. Just no.

"KaroLyin'" There, I fixed the typo in the headline.

Was the person who asked that question a plant? Or a potted plant? Medals of Honor are merely pretty trinkets to this administration.

Why does every headline sound like it belongs on the Babylon Bee?

Newsweek out there with hard hitting journalism. Bo wonder these former mags are ending up In the dumpster.

That would render meaningless yet another measure of U.S. excellence. So, probably.

That kid needs a spanking.

Kinda hope he gets it, then gets beat up again and has it stolen from him right afterwards

#YouCanNotMakeThisStuffUp

Oh, she's just coddling big balls.

What a stupid question. The White House Press Corps has in effect been given a journalistic frontal lobotomy via trump exclusions and new invites.

she wants trumps big balls

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I wish to hell people would quit asking the Republicans these assinine questions! Every time they do, it gives The Numb Nutz Felon a new idea and the next thing you know he grabs onto it and runs. STOP! Just stop!!

I thought every man got that medal when they switched to boxers?

It's the pigs in "Animal Farm" giving each other medals.

Ask him what he was doing riding around DC in that part of town at 3 in the morning. When I was stationed in the Army outside of DC we knew where not to go and when to not go there. It's the same in all big cities.

Words rarely fail me but they do now...

Because this guy personifies “meritorious contribution”.

🤦

Are you kidding me

Another feeble distraction attempt.

What for…. firing federal employees and hacking the election🖕

Wondering if the person who calls himself "big balls" will one day grow up & realize just how embarrassing it is. Also wondering how embarrassed his Mother and Grandmothers must be for him. Also wondering if he's bragging to compensate for other shortcomings. Whatever it is - it's pretty sad.......

The officer that was shot defending the CDC will not get one, that is for sure.

Big Bawls needs an ego boost

Purple heart incoming.

Once rush Limbaugh got it it became worthless

Giving this airtime degrades the honor of the medal.

😂😂😂

Big Balls got beat up by a Girl , he should get an award for being a wimp !

Dear god, we're fucked.

Award him some truck nuts spray painted gold.

🙄🙄🙄

This is the dumbest timeline.

One of many

Benny Johnson is desperate for attention which is why he asked the question to begin with. He'll say it was to "own the libs", but it screams I have daddy issues.

Honestly I want to see this. Just his big balls showing and receiving this award. Could provide endless jokes for late night. Should we also mention after getting shit kicked out of him - new name - small balls

Then he can wear his new medal to watch the televised trial of the eight Romanians who attacked him with spearguns in broad daylight under the big elephant in the Rotunda of the Smithsonian Natural History Museum while a class of public-school fifth-graders stood by and did nothing.

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He got his ass kicked. By a girl.

Dumbest timeline EVER

I think about this a lot.

I think about how I used to scorn philosophy. But, really, if we'd thought more about how to use the Internet and all our fancy gadgets, maybe we'd have built better lives for everyone. Instead, I feel like the data people think of me as a "blood bag" and trying to suck me dry. (Mad Max reference)

What's the point of watching these White House briefings when it's the Papaya talking to the Mango.

For getting beat up by 15 year old girls? I wonder what he said to them?

Yes, this is what they do. They suggest things to Trump and then he says "we're looking into it" or "we might" and then they have a sensational headline that has nothing to do with reality. Hey dad, want some ice cream? Sure. Mom, dad wants ice cream!

🤢🤮

This is a joke, right? It’s literally spitting in the face of every person who earned that medal with actions of valor. Disgusting!

In his case, it'll be a gold colored jock strap.

“Just as soon as I’m done lickin em!”

Barf

Every time you think it can’t get any dumber it does. How low is your IQ to fall for this nonsense? And they’re cutting education. Please make it stop. 🤦🏻‍♀️

a years worth of uber so he or his friends won't drive at 3 am after underage imbibing. on the other hand, given all his responsibilities, a teetotaler he.

Maybe Big Balls will be singing with Kyle Rittenhouse at the Trumpified Kennedy Center Honors.

Im sure it will be a set of gold balls.

Someone was rude to me once. Can I get a Purple Heart?

Big Ballz should get a tiny little Oscar Like the one they gave Shirley Temple

Another day, another American horror story, and counting…

The new award will be called the Big Balls of Freedom.

It's like living in a SNL sketch!😡🇺🇸

Everything Trump comes to resemble a trashy trailer park

Pass the ketchup, please

Begs the question, just exactly how free *are* the aforementioned Big Balls?

Whatever, release the Epstein files already...

No outlets are asking me if I'd give Karoline Leavitt my big balls. I would, absolutely. Considering I have been sterilized, the risk would be statistically insignificant

omg. The Onion couldn’t do better.

He did give Rush Limbaugh one.

The adults have really left the building

They were never in the building for Trump 2.0 All half-wits, degenerates and criminals

I wonder if he has a brother named tiny dick.

Why, for getting his ass kicked? I thought Trump didn't like losers.

I remember when that medal meant something. I miss the United States of America.

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But but what about Trump's WH Pharmacy drug distribution?

And blames Canada FFS.