I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments All around Washington D.C. They're trying to track me down They say they want to bring me in guilty For the spilling of some mayonnaise For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I swear it had bad provolone I threw the sandwich, and they say it is a capicola offense
😂 Marley or Clapton voice?🤣
I fought the slaw and the slaw won
Sounds like sub-version to me.
Damn, the sandwich guy is a DOJ attorney in the criminal division specializing in international crimes. I like him even more It must have been torture for him working at DOJ since January 20, 2025. Wine box Pirro said she's going to throw the book at him. And Bondi fired him #StandWithSandwichGuy
The Sandwich Uprising
Caution is advised! We ALREADY KNOW how much it upset Dumald when BLM was launching Cans of Soup at his PREVIOUS set of Thugs!* *NOT advocating for escalation? BUT … Might be… PAST… Time…
The charges are pure bologna.
🎶 I threw this artisan bread At his partisan head I’ll sling these cold cuts At his old nuts 🎵
oh George
He needs a GoFundMe
Hoping the trial is live streamed. Want to watch the interview of the sub sandwich examined (mustard?)
Somebody’s enjoying their fifth cup of coffee this morning. LOL
He was arrested? So he’s no longer on the ham?
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🤣
All sandwiches matter.
Get up sandwich Sandwich for your rights
get up sandwich sandwich for your rights get a sandwich throw with all your might!
Sieg heil Trump
I wonder what David Brooks thinks about this.
He will probably get a worse sentence than Ghislane Maxwell.
Imagine being inspired by this hero!
If he threw gobbagool there would have been casualties.
This is beautiful.
I love this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cold cut! 🤣👍
George, you missed the best opportunity ever to use the word gabagool. That’s a gabagool offense.
I love Bob Marley nice parity George!!
What's the worse that can happen to him?
I love his "you'll never spot me in a crowd" fashion sense.
Cheesy
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear baguettes. 🥖
🏆🏆🏆
😹😹😹😹😹😹
As an Italian, I find this hysterical. 😂 And now I will never hear that Clapton song the same way ever again.
It was a Bob Marley song that Clapton covered... but I hear what you're saying.
I only ever heard it from Clapton, but good to know.
Marley's original is far superior, and not just because Clapton is an anti-vax asshat.
I cannot listen to clapton's music anymore because he is such a prick.
I threw the sandwich, but I did not shoot the deputy.
AKA a Capitol offence rather than a capital offence.
Capicola offense is 👩🍳 💋 perfect.
Just
Pretty good lyrics - but if you can please resend the video - shows him tossing sandwich and running - need to see for full context -
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And I say…
😂😂😂😂😂
The Sandwich Revolution. Arm up at your nearest deli.
Good one.
Baloney I say!
Hopefully no prison time, he will just have to hand over some dough
No matter how you slice it, it’s bologna
BTW, if you haven't seen it, check out the robert de Niro Warburtons ad. It's on the YouTube.
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That is one awesome ad!
A work of absolute genius. FYI there is also one with Samuel L Jackson.
Hilarious!
Lol capicola offense…
Was there an actual injury when the officer was a-salted?
😂
I tossed the slaw but the slaw won
Okay I’m going to sing “I shot the sheriff” but with your sandwich words. Talk about an ear worm.
lmao
The police are acting like heels. They could’ve acted like gyros but they aioli make it wurst.
Now if it had been on a hard roll it would be an entirely different situation. Something Subway should run with, a non-lethal deterrent.
I hadn't noticed the other guy's face in the video. He's got this look like, "Is he seriously going to throw a *sandwich*?? Nah..." With one wind-up, Sean C Dunn instantly catapulted himself to legend status.
“capicola offense” 😂
That song plays in my head every time I hear about the bloody sandwich attack. Well, that and Psycho Sandwich.
Just imagine if it had been a torpedo sandwich!
There really is free lunch
😂
What the hell is a GABAGOOL offense?
🎵 I shot the sheriff
A Sub in the chest for an FBI agent...proof that crime is rampant all across DC. Wonder what the filling was?🌭
Absolutely, a tragic loss of a good sandwich. But spare a thought for the FBI guy. Some of those Subs can really cause some damage, especially if they've got ketchup or mayo.
i admit i laughed at both of these
Pink shirt guy hero.
Capicola offense. You win.
You should offer TACOs with a lot of grease or glue to all fascist gestapo.
very good. every time i hold a sub they say eat it, before you throw but i say ay ay ay i threw the sandwich but that was no deputy
Is assault with a delicious weapon a felony? #GoodTrouble
the sandwich is actually older than most think. some years ago archeologists found some bread with salad and meat in a jar in ancient rome. that is about 2500 years ago that was made. thats exactly what we today call a sandwich. so what this guy did is just throwing historical facts at them
I like your thinking!
then you should see what i do when i DO,stuff. but dont wanna brag because thats for the sandwich throwing people to do. obviously www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rv3...
Doing Bob Marley right. He would be most pleased.
In the words of the immortal Tony Soprano... All this over a piece of gabagool?
Hope the perp dresses well. We wouldn’t want him to Clash.
Beauty
I’m singing along this morning! 🎶🎵🎼
And includes a salt and buttery
Priceless…
Moonlighting?
And Judge Jeanine put down the box of Pinot Grigio long enough to charge a felony
🤣
But your honor, I’m The Hurl of Sandwich!
I sang this….I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy…..
Assault with a deadly sandwich. 🤣
It was a felonious footlonging flung at a flatfoot.
[🎵 i shot the sheriff 🎶]
If the sandwich split, you must acquit.
I really shouldn't read this while drinking coffee 😂😂😆😂😂
Wow! That looks so deli-icious!
The replies r off the charts hilarious!!! Well done👏👏👏👏👏
He didn’t throw the sandwich AT him, he threw the sandwich TO him. He looked hungry 💁🏻♀️
There’s a Jared from Subway joke in here, somewhere….
“They’re eating the subs, they’re eating the heros.”
Great, now I can't get the song out of my head.
That clip is truly one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed. If it wasn’t for the thunderstorm over our neighborhood I’m sure I would have been heard all the way down the street. Busted a damn gut. Some Benny Hill shit.
Not sure, if I can ever hear that song again with it's original lyrics 🙉 😂
I see what you did there...
They wanna charge you for hurt feelings.
If he didn't throw the condiments How can he be charged with a salt?
Never knew throwing a sandwich at someone would result in assault charges. It won't be long before Trump's regime starts charging people yelling at each other with assault, citing injury to one's ears.
🤣
If it was a Cuban sandwich, I understand. Ham and cheese, that’s fine.
So the new weapon that offends the most and will get you capital punishment is throwing a sandwich 🥪? Option one: New federal laws banning concealed sandwiches during protest (could take years to legislate) Option two 2nd amendment rights appeals to the supreme court’s.
That’s about the size of it, the worst crime they have actually reported and provoked by them
I’ll be on this jury…
To the tune of I shot the sheriff?
😂
Ya Mon!
But he did not throw a sandwich at the deputy.
Should of been at his face made it worth while but we all have the right to defend once self and there ain’t nothing to say that right is taken away when dealing with cops cause defending once self is a born given right and no one can take that way or punish us for it..
But they are. Which is fascism. It's not good.
I wanna donate to this man’s defense fund!
You guys are HILARIOUS
Isn’t that what they did in the Middle Ages, throw food at people. Time to bring out the rotten vegetables
Food fight fascism.
Could this government be sillier?
I’m gonna be singing this all day now 🤣
🎼 I shot the sandwich but I accidentally hit the deputeeee....🎶 Doesn't have quite the same ring but definitely more delicious.
Ha! I get it…a grinder 🤪
Lamebrain Leftists find humor in physical assaults perpetrated on law enforcement. That’s how hey roll...
Show us on this doll where trump touched you.
Let him go! Let him go! Let him go!
Wow, true crime. This is such a joke and our president is a side show freak.
How is this a felony???
We are all Sean Charles Dunn.
If Kyle Rittenhouse can get speaking gigs, we need to start hiring the sandwich guy for a speaking tour. I’ll let Bluesky come up with a good name.
My only thought is “ the Hurl of Sandwich “
Pirogue guy from one of those swanky east coast summer enclaves needs to join this chat.
Catered by great delis everywhere.
Justice for the sandwich guy!!! Start a GoFundMe for him. He deserves it. And don’t stop asking for those Epstein Files!
I am going to invest in a subway sandwich - ya never know when you will need to Chuck one
I'm buying a food truck and touring with ICE. And I will be charging a bit more for the 2 day-old pretzel bread
Just make a baloney sandwich. Cheaper & effective. No wrapper needed.
I I I I I I THREW THE SANDWICH BUT I DIDNT THROW THE CONDIMENTS.
He should have thrown a taco 🌮
🤣 Best response award
Attack by bread and meat. News at 11. These law boys are frail babies.😁😁😁😁😁😁
He’s a HERO!
The orange painted rosacea faced clown is throwing quite a circus. Madison Avenue is just toying with y'all.
🤣 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcA...
One of my all time favs. youtu.be/zGO8HN1QQdI?...
Can we start some new trend of throwing baguettes and sandwiches at things we disagree with? Like when Trump shows up to a sporting event? Thousands of bagettes get thrown. (…if you care to say this is impractical just let me dream please….)
Remember, Trump started it by throwing paper towel rolls in Puerto Rico.
The Sandwich Revolution will be televised. QUIZNOS FOR QUISLINGS!!! When the real protests start, thousands should rain heavily mayo'd sammiches down on the piggies and make it too slippery for them to do jack shit.
Talk about snowflakes..a felony sandwich assault.. ok
Assault with deadly deli meat
Always the selfish one. Throws the bologna and keeps the condiments.
Can you imagine how big of a pussy you have to be to accuse someone of beating you up with a sandwich
Love that this is a big deal with this regime, but pardoning and hiring actual violent J6 criminals for various roles is OK.
The hero we deserve.
iswydt Also the grinder, footlong, poorboy and hoagie we deserve.
Sean Charles Dunn - coming out this summer in the new blockbuster real-life drama of - Save America before it's too hungry. Willing to throw a tariff'd increased overpriced sandwich at the chest of an unlawful regime. Standing up for Democracy without a gun, without a mask, without a job! 🚬😎
Punny.
I see what you did there :)
Assault by sandwich. Imagine if someone actually had a large handbag? Would they shoot the person who swung the handbag? I think they would.
Oh no....staaaahp🤣🤣🤣😂😄
Is it called a hero in DC? I thought it was a sub. In Philly he’d be the hoagie we all need.
Lol
All hail Sandwich Man.
Ouch! 🤣🤣🤣
Assault with a deli weapon.
You are too funny! In this crazy place we call America, you turned my sadness into laughter. Thanks for the laugh that I really needed today!
🤣
These tough guys would have never survived Vaudeville. 🍅
THAT made be laugh out loud in the middle of a work call. :)
I ❤️ you
Charged with assault for shouting and throwing a sandwich. In middle school, that's called a food fight at lunchtime. This is one of *the stupidest* stupid things I've ever seen.
Well, .”stupidest of stupid” perfectly describes half of what is happening… …the rest is a tragedy
Po-boy
Stop this baloney, lettuce alone!!!
😂 best one so far!!!!
Doncha know? Their bullet proof vests are specially designed to thwart injury by sandwich.
The officer should be embarrassed writing up this report. “Assailant hurled a 12 foot sub loaded with hot peppers” These ‘alpha’males should realize the guy throwing the sandwich is the ultimate Alpha. Not only did he throw the sandwich in protest, he was accountable for his actions!
🥇
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
She’s on a roll. (Sorry, had to get in on the fun 😔)
😂
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🏆 winner Best post of the day! 🏆
Rrrrim shot!
Was there a dill pickle with that?
I’m sure he has a pickle friend who ate the pickle as he was paying for his sandwich 😂
🤣😂🤣😂
Are we having pun yet?
This is why I stay on the interwebs. Thanks!!
I've said this elsewhere, but I've heard that the CBP officer needed treatment at the mayo clinic.
Read him his rye-ts...
OMG
🔥🔥
😹😹😹😹😹😹
TBF he's lucky the pigs didn't get scared and unload their little guns on him
Don’t leave out the “cold cuts”…that alone would justify a “Felony Charge”…
A Baloney Charge
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Clever 😆😂🤣
Charged with balonious assault!
Is the sub being kept in the evidence locker?
yes your honour *burp* along with some donuts
A+
That was a tactical assault sub.
That’s tuna much. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
NERF football: oblong object consisting of gas-filled pores in a polyurethane material Loaf of bread: oblong object consisting of gas-filled pores in a wheat-based material
Assault with a breadley weapon
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😂
What is the sandwich against tyranny? I want to order what he sacrificed in solidarity.
Forget the Tea Party Caucus… there needs to be a sandwich caucus.
Can we get Lin Manual started on the musical now? “Not going throw away my pastrami on rye…”
I would go see this
REPUBLICANS ARE FING PUSSIES
CONGRATULATIONS, AG! You've WON THE INTERNET!
👏🏼
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sub-versive
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“You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.” Except for all the J-6 goons, they're cool.
He also got fired from his job at the justice dept
And @muellershewrote.com wins the Internet today! That's our girl!!!
"I'll have what he's throwing."
Somebody name a sandwich after that guy. 😆
Ya know the GOP has an odd relationship with sandwiches.
I see what you did there.
I don't know whether laugh, cry or pass the mustard!!!
He's just become legend. 🫡
Lolol.
At least he takes accountability for his actions... #DCSandwichGuy2028
They were expecting maybe rose petals?
Hero Sandwich
I came looking for this response!
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The hero he served
Perfect for these times….
The hoagie we deserve.
I'll bet he wouldn't have been charged at all if it was a chicken sammich from Chick-fil-A.
Choose your weapon!
🤣🤣
With lettuce and tomato for all
I say the people of DC should all be armed and ready for ICE and the Nat'l Guard and ICE Barbie / Jeanine Pirro appearances...
Love it
Hero sandwich huh?
no sub-stitute
He’s my hero!!
Much better than, say, a murderer.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Not the hero I would ask for, though. But since he wasted it, I approve.
He and the laughing green polo shirt guy should team up and make a buddy movie.
I think the phrase might actually be... ' He's the hero we dessert'.... Thanks, I'll show myself out!
I don't know. This episode is confirming my belief that we should be laying blame for crime primarily on the sandwich generation.
Hero sandwich guy. Yep!
Also the gyro we deserve.
How in the hell can they charge him with FELONY assault for a sandwich? Anyone know if he has a legal defense fund because I want to contribute. Get him the best lawyer possible to beat these bogus charges.
A baguette 🥖 now could be a lethal weapon
Not all heros wear capes. Some wear lettuce and tomatoes.
Now if he only had the EPSTEIN files.
The AUSA who agrees to prosecute Sandwich Guy in DC should be prepared for: 1) national ridicule; 2) a motion to dismiss on several grounds; 3) a DC jury's not guilty verdict; and 3) the inability to get another job, except working for the racist nitwits who thought occupying DC was a good idea.
Not all gyros wear capes
#Act-Up proved theatre can defeat force.
Real heros wear wrappers.
The hero we have is the hero we deserve, and the hero we deserve is the hero we need! #NationalHeroDay August 13th #DCHero #HeroRebellion #SandwichResistance #HeroHurl #HeroHurlingforDemocracy
The gyro we deserve....
We should put his image on the 20 dollar bill.
That’s what he lost….Trump economy.
And it was 20 bucks too. Trump economy.
Hey, an overcooked meatball from a hastily flung foot-long can take an eye out... 🙃
The hero with the hero sandwich
Absolutely!
I think I read he got fired for it.
I shot the sheriff but I didn’t shoot the deputy
He worked for the DOJ. So it would be Dijon, Onions, Jalepeonoes on the 6 inch.
Or maybe a hat?
but not the one we ordered ....
We should all start throwing bologna slices at them. They would stick to their face masks, googles and gear...plus smell like bologna.
He didn't sub-mit to tyranny
A hero is not just a sandwich,
What would the Earl the Fourth of Sandwich say? Yummy.
Now we know why they're called hero sandwiches.
Hahahahhaha
He's so heroic, he should be on grindr
This is comedy gold… it sucks we have to live in the stupidest of times😂
He was simply trying to reiterate, "In God We Crust."
The hurl of sandwich
Pirro going into high drive on Fox about this “crime!” youtube.com/shorts/7NQso...
He’s just another hoagie
We need a go fund me to cover his law fees
The Hero the officer demanded. Why he was ungrateful is beyond my ken.
Po'boy.
Just like in Russia in 2018 when men was churged for throwing to musor(cop) a plastik glass of water. Musor tells that he was feeling an unbelievable suffering from this glass of soft plastic. Suffering and fear for his life. Your president are coping the Russia worst moves.
Literally laughed out loud.
The hero that served the sub
Was arrested the other day after a stop in frisk. The charge was possession of mayonnaise packets with intent to distribute.
This is so screaming for shirts and hats.
I think a meatball sandwich would have had more impact than hero sandwich.
He is the one who unites the nation!
Big federal tough guy got his fee-fees hurt by a Subway sandwich!
🤣💯
Do you want some whine with your sandwich? A man in assault gear wearing a bulletproof vest get hit with a sandwich and it’s assault? Was the bread that stale?
Great song.
Everyone needs to start throwing sandwiches at them, with a lot of mustard and mayo.
Jeainne Pirro was in such a rush to hold a press conference about this that she didn’t have time to change out of her other work clothes.
Brilliant observation. Who knew about her moonlighting?
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🤣🤣🤣
Nous sommes tous des gars sandwich.
Next press conference replacing You spit, we hit “ : “YOU MAYO, WE KO!”
Ask roving police if they're looking for the Epstein files
Being attacked by a sandwich...
A new meaning for the word hero.
What a complete sham. He was arrested after being observed “beginning to shout at an officer”. Then he came back and threw the sandwich
🤣
I think an enterprising local sandwich shop should give that guy subs for life! And wrap them with “my nICE sandwich” paper
A local sandwich shop is missing a bet. Create a branding iron of Newsom’s face & put it on every sandwich. LA will flock towards it! Buy to toss!! ‘Yes, I’d like to order a Newsom sandwich to throw to starving ICE thugs’. A moneymaker! 🤪
Now we know why Subs and Hoagies are called Heroes
Sandwiches harm 1s of Americans every year And should be outlawed or at least regulated The 12 inch sandwich is too large and lethal and should be outlawed, but the powerful lobbying group NSA, National Sandwich Association, won't let that happen Amendment 222: The right to bear sandwiches
🎵 Bob Marley 🎵🤣
I’d like to throw a few sandwiches. I would add the condiments.
He threw cake at the officer. In Ireland subway bread has too much sugar content and is classed as cake.
Sandwich Man is a super hero.
Apparently alpha males' Achilles heel is bread.
We need to file this information away to use as part of our strategic offense when the revolution starts.
Loaf up
Winner!!!
We never guaranteed our vests were sandwich-proof.
Yes, I read that and sang it in my head.
Me too.
Oh, I was not supposed to sing it out loud?
I didn’t because I can’t carry a tune, even if you put in bag with handles. But if you have the pipes!
My neighbors would beg to differ with my assessment of my singing skills. But it never stops me.
As a toddler, my own kid promised he would go to sleep if I would just stop trying to sing lullabies. Yeah- it was that bad.
Same here.😉
All the replies are making me splurt my coffee
Took a moment, you really have to sing those lines to get it
Put me on the jury!
If mayonnaise got spilled, SS-Oberfuhrer Miller will want to seek the death penalty.
Decent Americans don't blame you, Canada.
Luigi Panini
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omfg
An affidavit was “SUB”mitted for processing. Pretty sure they’ll “lettuce” know how it all gets “wrapped” up.
Just love this! You made us laugh, even from across the ocean! I will sing it all day!
The last proportional response to the situation was Will Smith’s slap. Man says shit about wife, slap the shit out of him and sit down. Accepted consequences too. For throwing a sandwich sans condiments it’s 20 to life. With condiments it’s the death penalty.
I don't care what tyrannical law states, throwing sandwiches is civil resistance and thousands more need to be doing it. Maybe stay away from the hard salami.
Rotflmao I was charged with Hamslaughter 🤣🤣🤣
Before he was found, the perpetrator was known as the "UNSUB". criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/Unsub
Another bluesky user came up with a great sandwich name, the "Fascist Fighting Footlong".
Ear worm 😘🎶
We can use the ICE tracking apps for hundreds of us to show up armed with tomatoes and rotten eggs.
Sandwiches gently tossed out to ICE by the hundreds would be a better story. And there are many ways it could hold up in court. “but judge, my client was just trying to feed the troops. They just missed the catch.”
Remember the sandwich!
You really must allow Wierd Al to put this to music❗️ Syncs perfectly with the tempo! Good stuff!
If only he’d shot the deputy we wouldn’t have to be putting up with his calvalcade in the Cotswolds on a Wednesday
Pirro has stupidly overcharged, right? So he stands a fair chance of prevailing in court, one would hope.
Have you seen the tortilla challenge? It can be brutal!
A++
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the BLT
Now he’s fired. This is bull 🐂 💩.
@dcpolicedept.bsky.social here’s your mission statement you have seen to dismiss! Supporting a CRIMINAL?? FUCK YOU!
If it's a felony he must have shifted all the content to the projectile end.
The attacks on Stephen Colbert and other humorists show, ultra-conservatives cannot stand it when you laugh at them. Folks, humor is the greatest weapon against totalitarianism, laugh at them! youtu.be/RZzGfdnj4JA?...
Jury Nullification. They may be able to arrest us. They may be able to charge us But they can not convict us without the consent of the community. I do not consent.
Have we already reached the point where we are imprisoned for holding up a blank sheet of paper, like in Russia?
Let's put some music to "I DID IT". 🎶
Can somebody plz make one of that old Woody Guthrie photo, but have the guitar be a giant sandwich & have the writing on it say, "This cuisine smacks fascists?" I just need it to exist.
To the tune of “I shot the sheriff” no doubt! If throwing a sandwich is assault I’m guessing that what that asshole on the over crossing did to that lady was also assault…
Sandwichman needs to do a t-shirt drop. Would definitely purchase.
Has anyone learned what the sandwich was? That video needs some Yakety Sax à la Benny Hill.
Sandwichman don’t give up!
But yet, the J6 rioters beat cops and got off…go figure.
Hey Detective Dipshit … you arrested a guy who threw a sandwich at a guy who is a pawn at a fragile pedos behalf … and instead of doing the right thing and arresting the Tangerine Tyrant for his crimes you chase and arrest a sandwich guy Bravo
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I threw the sandwich but it didn't hurt the deputy 🤣
Irie Brah!
I hear that sheriff John Brown always hated me.
Now I shot the Sheriff will be an ear worm stuck in my head all day. The Eric Clapton version.
No!!!! It must be the Bob Marley version. Clapton plays for the racist team.
Yes I know he does. But I grew up listening EC. It would take more than 300 times to erase decades. I don’t listen to him now but the original is what I hear.
He turned into a major disappointment. Like Fetterman level. 😔
His racist rant was heartbreaking. He was my rock’n roll hero. No more.
I totally got over him during Covid and have ignored him ever since. I’m very sorry to hear he went on a racist rant. Heard “Tears in Heaven” at a recent funeral. Beautiful song by an ugly person.
He is very talented and was my rock hero for so long. Until I heard heard his racist rant. Goodbye Clapton.
May I suggest the Bob Marley version.
You may. But I didn’t want to ruin it. I hear Eric Clapton because I grew up with Eric Clapton music.
Understood. Music that takes you back to your youth is the best.
Not only a better version, but a FAR better human being as well.
Absolutely correct but I HEAR Eric Clapton’s version.
Bob is my spirit animal so thankfully I hear his version.
Listen to Marley’s version about 300 times to get rid of the racist’s version.
Annnnnd now I'm singing it in my head... 😆
I hope there’s a few lawyers that step up and help the sandwich thrower pro bono!
You win today! 🤣🤣
I sang that as I read it. Well done!
Sandwich throwing is on the rise. Trump should call in the military; it could be very dangerous. Sandwiches are notorious for containing bread.
The military is moving in hard, in force, to hunt down all the dark bread in DC. 🥖
Footlong smackdown 😄
We need more sandwiches!
No knead to get salty when you can butter the bread on both sides.
🤣🤣🤣
Assault with a deadly footlong!
We should all throw sandwiches (bologna with mayo would be appropriate)
👌🥪🌯😹🤣😹
Sandwich guy should have hit ice nazi with a hammer to his face.
Everybody now 🎶I threw the sandwich...🎶
I hope if found guilty he is congratulated. Or. Found Not Guilty and the Gov is fined for malicious waste of the Courts time. Or The Court thanks him for his service and dismisses the case while admonishing the Government for wasting time and money. Or The court finds the Government had it coming
Seems like an over reaction. How delicate are these CBP agents, anyway?
Assault and battery with a dangerous sandwich. Off with his head!
First everyone wants instant delivery, then when they get it, bitch bitch bitch. Nothing will satisfy these karens.
bsky.app/profile/mads...
So these Republican thugs really do all have Tiny Dick Energy!
Good thing it wasn’t a club sandwich or they would have charged assault with a deadly weapon.
Assault with a deli weapon.
At least deli weapons are classified as less-than-deadly munitions, right? … ok, ok … usually.
First person in history to pick up a felony conviction for a food fight. I'd wear that badge with honor. Quite the achievement really.
Very underrated post 👆
He shot him bread.
I am following you, Kitchie, for this post. Super awesome.
I hate he’s gonna grab a felony out of it though.
Great as a Reggae tune
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the pa-ni-ni. (Hat tip to Ken White for the original line).
ready to donate bail and legal defense asap!
Caution, incoming sandwich 🥪!
OMG, talk about crazy control issues and authoritarianism ...throwing a "sammy" gets you a federal assault charge? 😳 If ICE would just stop using stormtrooper tactics and quietly arrest, detain and deport then people would not need to react.
Next time add more Mayo
A sandwich is a felony but bear spray is patriotic? C'mon man
Bob Marley would have been proud.
I’m sure the cop asked what was in the wrapping and the guy was like, here…see for yourself.
Death By Sandwich, Oh My!😳😄
That officer must feel mighty brave reporting being attacked by a sandwich. What’s next, being mauled by a sock puppet?
Assault, for throwing a sandwich? What a bunch of “lady bit”!
Regulate the sandwiches!
I had to go watch, I Shot The Sheriff, on YT.
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What was in the sandwich?
What a pathetic weenie that officer was for making a big deal out of it.
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Absolute bologna!
The sandwich shot heard around the world!
Oh, man.
I like this man.
Release the Epstein files
Guess trump will ask for 10 years in prison because he didn’t throw the mayonnaise…haha!
Trump throws a sandwedge. At least the sandwich artist is honest.
What do you get for that (other than laughter)?
Who else is in the Epstein files other than Trump and Prince Andrew? Ghislaine Maxwell's family sent a whole album of letters to the WSJ. The sandwich guy threw the sandwich. He admitted it. He wants a jury trial. Will a jury say not guilty? Maybe.
Brilliant!
That was funnier than shit George, I had it with the first two sentences. Honestly that was funnier than shit.
This should be tossed out of court. The guy shouldn’t have thrown it but seriously come on!
That man, and that sandwich, are heroes.
This is for the cop who got hit with the sandwich 😂
The sad part is that they terminated him from his job at DOJ.
What a joke.
In earlier days it would have been cabbage! More cabbage needed thrown by thousands!
Catapults - bring back catapults to launch the cabbages.
Trump flew to Epstein island 37 times on his own plane. He's guilty AF and he's scared. He's a malignant narcissist who's been caught. Thus, he will burn down the entire fucking planet & everything in it to avoid accountability. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAChildRapist #EpsteinTrumpPedoIsland
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Best Marley Cover Yet! 🤣 Never knew Conway had that flava in him 🤣
Clever take on a Marley (covered by Clapton) classic, George.
Haha hehe he wonder there, he wonders here, he wonders everywhere and nowhere.
who knew george conway could be funny? 🤣❤️
Republicans think the US Legal Code applies to a guy who throws a sandwich at a Border Patrol officer, but not to a guy who commits Conspiracy To Defraud the United States, Conspiracy To Obstruct an Official Proceeding, Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Conspiracy Against Rights.
Let me guess, the offender is an immigrant from…New Deli.
Somehow he managed to sneak in that Attack Sub all the way from Penn Station all the way to DC then got it on the Subway Rumors are he may have gotten it from a Firehouse. Next up: Calls for Pastrami Control at the WaWa
CHING!! YOU 🏆
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