Welcome war criminal red carpet drenched in blood.

He is a dog.

Do not insult dogs or any other precious non-human soul. trump is garbage.

I just threw up in my mouth!

Is He here yet ??? 😂😂

Putins bitch

Trump looks like an oversized adolescent waiting for his favorite pop star to autograph his bra.

Notice Putin timed his arrival so Trump had to stand there like a child waiting for daddy to get home. Trump played the part like he was born to it.

Fkn dump the cuck

Clapping the murderous dictator as he walks down the red carpet on US soil. What a moment for the US, to finally give up the pretence of principles and morality, and just be the best friend to the worst regimes of the world.

Helsinki 2.0.

Even if the pee tape isn't real, video of today's meeting would be more humiliating.

What the literal f*ck.

Pathetic...🖕🏻

What is the deal with making putin look like a gymnast on that balance beam size runner?

That’s just from the angle of the camera. Unless you were being facetious, then, ummm. Maybe he has a harder time walking on a straight line than Drumpf and we wanted to make sure our real president wasn’t humiliated?

It looked like the width of his shoe.

The wider one makes trump “look thin”

Macankle Taco tits trump makes us look weak and stupid again great. Making 🇺🇸 the worst-case scenario a disabled country.

Foolish clown(s)

Why didn't Trump just get on his knees and blow Putin ? It's really what he wants to do. Many people are saying it.

Come boy!😂😂

He just peepeed on his ankle

Gross

If Trump had a tail it would be wagging so hard in this clip. 🦴

Get a room, Commie humper.

Pathetic ‘BIGORANGESTEAMINGJOBBY’ What a embarrassment

Sleepy Don looks like a rain barrel with legs. Tiny hands, tiny head.....

It's always great to see old friends getting together

A total waste of taxpayer money, as usual. Everything Trump does is for pomp and circumstance in his ego. Nothing seems to benefit the American people. He should be impeached! He's demented beyond words and he has broken so many laws.

Hasn’t been this excited since Jeffrey Epstein’s last party!

What a pathetic human.

🤣🤣🤣

Anyone checked if Alaska is still part of the USA?!

Peice of shit.

Putin used a dominant handshake.

Trump is one fat bastard now

It must be so embarrassing to Americans to see trump use the office of the president be such a fanboy .

As someone who has embraced traditional notions of American virtue, it’s torturous most days.

🤮🤮

Looks like he was going to wet his pants in excitement.

Wouldn’t it have just been utterly spectacular if one of those gun wielding US servicemen had just hoisted his weapon and blasted Purim’s head off. Or is that just me…

Convicted felon happy to meet with war criminal

I'm sure he peed himself while he was waiting.

Neva seen a man so happy to see his idol.

Cunts

He seems to idolize putin. The only time I've ever seen him appear genuinely happy and jovial is when he is around Russians.

Maybe he will got to Moscow and perhaps stay there with his buddy Vlad? One can hope.

Brings back fond, moist memories. 💦💧💦💧💦

Yuck.

Or young teens.

I’m surprised he didn’t do that weird little arm dance thing.

This man is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people. He kills his political rivals. He JUST hacked our government. What the fuck is this?

Such a pathetic sick mofo

Sick fuck

Practicing the latest soul brother handshake

I’m shocked Krasnov didn’t pee the carpet he was so excited to see his master!

What's with the clapping? Disgusting🤮

A schoolgirl crush

Lap dog #FDT

And I thought Helsinki was bad enough. Treason!

Just gross 🤢

Ahhh. The foreplay here is SO exciting. He can hardly contain himself.

A trained seal

Russia's loyal servant.

No interpreter. Did Putin speak English or Russian ? Did trump speak English or Russian ? Krasnov...how good to see you !! Da, Da, spaciba Vlad.

Add Netanyahu and flush these crazy olds fools!

So sad it hurts to know he is our president.

Peachy pink carpet 🙄

Trump claps like a trained seal! And he can’t walk cause his ankles are swollen and he has neuropathy in his feet!

Let's see how he greets Zelensky.

Trump is Putin’s puppet

The USA will never regain the respect we held before Trump.

Depends upon how he exits.

trump doing the old tough guy pull in handshake.

Drumpf is wagging and drooling like a mangy mutt who hasn’t seen his owner since 2019—minus the loyalty, plus the desperate slobber.

Donald Trump is a Russian asset and a traitor. He's also a liar, a sexual deviant, possibly a pedophile, a convicted felon, a cheater at everything, an adjudicated rapist and an all around bad guy. Release the Epstein files! Keep that war criminal Putin out of our country

Boris Trump getting ready for his 6 month employment review.

Putin’s maga DOG

I wonder if the real reason they always want to meet alone is so they can fuck in peace.

Very low IQ I’d say 🤔🧐🤨

Are those all representatives of our FUCKING ARMED FORCES SALUTING PUTIN????Jesus fucking christ

Were they instructed to? Trump and his administration have no idea how to act. Isn’t there anyone in charge of protocol?

The reality seems to be, that your Generals, need to do the "thing", now . . . before they are all replaced . . . the demise of your country is about to be finalized . . . sigh . . .

And the stupid handshake, like that makes him a strong man. #eyeroll

I think he realized he was totally played by Putin. That was why he was so subdued at the presser. He knows he looked like a putz.

Most bitches would piddle when they are that excited. Thank you Depends!

Like a happy dog to see the beloved owner come home

Is that a Big Mac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

And it looks like he peed a little, too.

Like meeting your best guy on the playground!!

Also 6’3” 219 lol.

Pathetic

Dog Seeing His Master? 🤔

Literally, Putin’s Bitch.

He's like a fat stupid cocker spaniel who is overly excited to see company and then pisses all over the rug.

The red carpet, the 21 gun salute, the joint appearance starting out in Russian. WRONG WRONG WRONG way to treat a war criminal. Everyone involved in this disgraceful event should hang their heads in shame. Have they no protocol officers anymore at State?

If he had a tail, it’d be wagging.

Although this feels like an insult to dogs… he clearly looks like putin’s eager bitch

Such a small red carpet to welcome back twenty thousand kidnapped Ukrainian 🇺🇦 Children 🤔 oh 🤨 wait…..

I see he did his stupid "shake and pull the hand" dominant thing. What a rube. And the hand claps. I fully expected his to do the fist pump dance too.

If a massive sinkhole had only appeared

A dictator meets a rapist pedophile criminal

Surprised there wasn't a pee spot on the carpet 🤔

Unfettered joy over his overlord’s arrival

Yeah he doesn't look at Melania that way anymore. Just Ivanka. No wonder Melania is in a bad mood.

Trump is nothing but a delusional pathetic incompetent simpleton that begs for scratches behind his ear from Daddy Vladdy.

Is that a mushroom pickle in his pants?

Treats a despot and sex trafficker and rapist better than he does our military and national security information.

Trump, Hitler, Putin, Stalin and Hussein-these are all the same! Netanyahu isn’t far behind…

“I HAVE THE BEST CANKLES! TREMENDOUS CANKLES! FAR BETTER THAN MY BOYFRIEND VLAD PUTIN’S OR GAVIN NEWSOM’S. JUST LOOK AT MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL CANKLES! GIVE MY CANKLES A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, THEY DESERVE IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.”

Has taco ever looked this excited to see Melania? Certainly not that I can recall. 🤔

Was there a small puddle by his feet?

All the talking heads need to stop trying to explain what happened today. What happened is that TFG has a deal with Putin for real estate deals in Russia with the dumbest president ever of the US.

America: where US military, police and DHS are tougher on undocumented school kids than on a multiple war criminal and the convicted sex offender in the WH.

Did trump give him a blowie in the beast?

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Maybe this second infancy is a puppyhood ... though puppet is more like it.

OMG, I think he would have bent down and kissed Vlad's shoes if he could bend down.

Yes Trump is Vlad’s little poodle.

Except this poodle 🐩 is much cuter than T rump!

Compared to how he treated Zelenskyy in the Oval Office? Makes me sick.

If it weren't for his giant cankles. He would have wore saddle shoes and showed up with poms poms.

What a puss.

Cankles fucking fangirled Putrid 🤦‍♀️

Bet he even peed a little

Somehow I doubt Trump showed as much excitement meeting Putin as he did when he got married

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Probably has a load in his shorts too…..

creepy asf

How embarrassing... They look like 2 giddy 5th grade schoolgirls about to see each other after summer vacation! Here we have it folks.. The President of the United States & the war criminal...The wannabe Dictator & his idol Putin. The Bitch Boy & his master.

The two walking side-by-side - what a physical contrast. Putin walking with a spring in his step, energetic, fit, Trump anything but, looking tired in stance and step.

HOPES WERE SOON DASHED The abrupt end to the summit is expected to have implications for global politics. Trump's decision to scrap the joint lunch and return to the White House suggested a sense of urgency and frustration with the lack of progress in the talks www.republicworld.com/world-news/n...

Yet at 7 pm @nbcnews.com was acting like something historic happened, but didn’t know what it was! They were talking loud and fast and were all excited. I was think what in the ham sammich🥪 are they so excited about, it’s a nothing burger! I knew Putin doesn’t care about peace, he wants Ukraine.

VLAD APPEARS TO BE A CRUEL LOVER www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

He probably sundowned and his handlers had to pull him before he stroked out

Stay Boy Stay... Sit Boy Sit...

Wagging his diaper to and fro.

Yahhhhh… daddy’s here

Trump. He just loves him some war criminals.

#withalttext

We rolled out a red carpet for Putin? I feel ill.

They stood at podiums in front of banners saying "pursuing peace"😈 They aren't pursuing shit. FOTUS has nerve to say that "up to Zelensky". SET UP?? Mr. Trump; "Tell you buddy to get out of my country, leave my people alone and NO, HE CAN NOT HAVE MY LAND! Signed, NOT TRULY YOURS, Mr. Zelensky

Shithole countries do shit like this Muriel! It is only going to get worse.

One criminal greeting another.

MAGA POS

BIGGEST bootlicking cowardice pathetic disgusting disgrace brown nosing diaper filled piece of shit to walk this earth.

Did he pee his diaper in excitement?

Putin played him like a fiddle…again

Not exactly the red wedding I was dreaming of 🤣

Remember when there was a crazy amount of news that Putin was dying of a horrible blood disease? What happened to that?

Disgusting!

Trump loves murderous thugs. It’s very simple. This is a reality that to me feels like a nightmare. I don’t like Americans because this is the best they can do? It wasn’t too much to ask. Don’t shit in my bed, that’s all. They just couldn’t stop themselves. Now the stink is everywhere.

And look at that disheveled moron with his coat flapping in the breeze and that ridiculous long tie. He’s embarrassing in every possible way.

Embarrassing, he's strong to the weak and weak to the strong, it's sad.

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Daddy’s home!

Yep- bsky.app/profile/nick...

Just moments before…

Good lord. He’s walking like he’s holding in a huge shit that isn’t going to wait any longer.

😂😂🤣

On second thought, maybe he is just avoiding the Canada Goose poop.

Looks like he can't walk a straight line. Is he drunk on Putin, or what?

Yes.

Why the red-carpet treatment, the ride in The Beast and the fawning by Trump? To normalize Imperialism.

I bet he peed on that carpet too ..

Pathetic

The red carpet… JFC! An honor for a murderer!!! And a pedophile!!

Palm up for handshake. Nobody reaches out their hand for a handshake with their palm up and hand flat. Supplication.

Piers Morgan posted pic of trump pre putin meeting wearing knee pads... ooooops

Such a loser

I need a dog that loves me as much as Trump loves Putin.

Nauseating to watch

My comment when I saw this earlier: “Trump is so excited about seeing his pal Vlad that he looks like he is about to pee on himself. What a freakin’ embarrassment.”

The humiliation of the usa is complete. Bunch of cuckolds. And he is still a pedophile.

I hate this POS with a passion. You pick which POS.

🤣😂

Fat Arse welcomes Enemy Short Arse onto American Territory 🤬🤮

He's like a fucking puppy. I'll bet his tail was wagging too.

Surprised he didn’t double jerk with excitement.

I never thought our president would wear more make-up than any woman I know. Putin laughs at him!!

He's absolutely pathetic. What a humiliation for our country.

That’s my dog, The Slayer!

And Putin appeared very healthy, despite past years people saying he was near death

Gross and disgusting.

Daddy!! Daddy!! See?! I'm doing all the things that you asked me to. Are you proud of me, Daddy Vlad?! Huhh? Are you?! Pleaaaase?

Disgusting.

Only if he was on a lighter side, he would have jumped around and flipped backward.

Clapping those tiny little hands... do they even make a sound?

“Clapping like a seal” -JVL

Shameful!!!!! Sickening!!!

Normalizing a war criminal.

This disgusting and anyone who supports this meeting is not American, traitorous trump should be removed from office for this

Dod he pee too?

Pooti moved on him like a bitch.

I’m still not distracted. Release the files!!

DISGUSTING😡