If the bottom of the totem pole is in hell then yes he is at the bottom.

Trump is having a moral crisis selling out to Russia over blackmail that Putin presented?? Hard-to-believe

Not that kind

We're hearing the same!! Not a chance of a miracle with the flip flopper in Chief?! 😂 😂

He knows this is what’s going to happen.

Before he said he never felt the need to repent. Is he thinking EOL date is approaching?

There is already a special place in Hell for Trump.

The MAGAs that believe he is the second coming of Christ must be pretty confused with that statement.

IN MINE AND MAGA’s BIBLES, MAGA ARE KNOWN AS WOLVES IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING AND SATAN’S HELPERS. The Bible also warns us that MAGA would tell us they are Christians. But you only know Christians by their love for others! 💙

He is telling them the truth, they think he's joking. He's doing an awful job and it certainly going to hell

Someone should tell him that the billboard in front of Heaven says no rapists in all caps.

You are. You are going straight to hell

If you happen to believe in heaven, good for you. But Donald Trump is definitely NOT gonna be there! God doesn’t reward you for ACTING religious…

Well, I'm glad he (re-listens) ...stopped nuclear war through trade.

I might be okay with his getting into heaven, as long as it happens within the next 12 hours.

Yeah, yeah he is at the bottom of the totem pole and that totem pole goes all the way to hell.

Who the f$%# promoted Trump to the bottom of the totem pole? I had him underneath worm excrement below the totem pole base! So fess up, which one of you nincompoops promoted him?

this buffoon thinks putin will want to help him get to heaven? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He really believes those missiles are a mistake? This man doesn't understand anything about modern warfare. He will go to Hell, btw.

Dear Mr. Trump: thank you for your application. After careful review, I regret to inform you that your application has been REJECTED. you may resubmit an application once you quit your current job, and donate all of your money to people of color. Have a nice day.

There's only one place for this guy and it sure as hell isn't heaven, not even close.

The “76 virgins” heaven, or the “truth is the narrative” heaven? On one you’re a shoo-in, the other, not so much…

Con men gotta con

Glad he’s thinking about death…but I’m sure he’s just getting our hopes up

If Trump's going to heaven, then I have no interest. I will volunteer for hell.

Dude, can you pass through the eye of a needle? Nope? Next!

Seriously, what would he even do in heaven? He'd be miserable

"Some people killed, as missiles hit wrong spots" Traitor Trump

He believes that a Nobel Peace Prize is a free ticket to Heaven

@atrupar.com He passed the possibility of going to heaven about 7 decades ago. He is going straight to hell esp after this & the Epstein fiascos.

And I want to win the Miss universe pageant at age 69. I think I have a better chance

I think the raping of children will nullify anything good he claims to have done. He's definitely headed to visit his bf Satan in Hell.

OMFG George! 🤬 I’ll give him one thing: he relentlessly campaigns for what he wants - if he can’t steal it or cheat, that is . . . 🤮🤢🤮

Just more proof of his insanity. 🔥🔥

Yea, I’ve cracked that book a couple of times. Ain’t fuckin happening

please go there sooner rather than later

Ain't gonna get there by being a punk lying bigot!

He finally read the Epstein files.

When he says he's not doing well, does he mean medically?

All he's getting is the knowledge that people will line up to whiz on his grave until the end of time.

"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich ignorant lying criminal fascist pedophile to enter into the kingdom of God."

That POS isn’t even good enough as worm food. Best place for him is for his dead fat ass to hitch a one way ride on one of Leon’s rockets.

You think Putin owned you, biotch? What until the guy with the horns gets ahold of your @$$!

No. I believe in reality. There is no heaven or hell. There are horrible murderous ass holes who should be thrown in jail to live their lives in a hellish place, though. Usually, these guys are held in high esteem by Christians.

Thoughts and prayers for this to happen.

Every breath he draws is verification that prayers don’t work, nor witchcraft or voodoo.

I don’t believe his hearing could possibly be that good.

Stop doing everything you're doing and repent on it all. It's not a guarantee but it's a start to getting into the pearly gates

Thou shall not lie.

Not doing well? They've already built him his very own room with additional heating elements in the floor and walls.

All the crickets he can eat

Oh, does he know pedos do not end up in heaven? Someone tell him that.

Well, if this is his statement, he is right (and hasn't lied) for the first time in his life.

He is what the devil tries to model.

Forget it

@realdonaldtrump, I am here to tell you that yes, there IS a Hell, and that you will go there after standing before God and Jesus Christ and being judged for your disbelief. Your actions, sir, proclaim your disbelief to the whole world, for everyone to see.

Your totem pole is sinking, Sport.

I think Satan has left the light on for him.

Don’t the Pearly Gates have their own ICE to keep people like him out?

Yes St Peter

Bottom? You're the rot on the bottom of the pole, where the insects live, and shit.

If he’s in heaven I’d rather go to Hell

If he's in Heaven, I'm kicking in the Pearly Gates and throwing his bitch ass down the stairs.

Just came here to say this. 🙂

I think his deal with Satan disqualifies him. Also, Epstein is saving him a seat by the fire.

I hope there is a hell and if so, I know he will be orange toast

He’s probably too nasty for hell also…

omg! he said a true thing!

He could stop digging….

The oblivion of simply not existing would disappoint him far more than would Hell, where he'd be the loudest & most pathetic victim on the racks of ever-burning cordite.

It looks like Thiel and Murdoch have to decide very soon how and when to stage the takeover (as Felon47’s behavior has become too crazy even for them) with JDV as the next puppet who however is weak and pale completely lacking any level of messiah effect.

He got the prognosis

Committing all Seven Deadly sins-check Most of the 10 Commandments-check I think Donny's ticket is punched for the other place--redemption requires repentance, something he hasn't shown yet

Who used the "get into heaven" line first - trump or Leavitt? They apparently think it's a winner, because they're repeating it.

I agree with Trump. he is not doing well. Americans should be alarmed!

Don’t tease me

Pedophiles don't go to heaven!

No matter how earnestly they repent.

Let’s find out…

Did Trump forget about the million people who died from COVID pandemic that he was responsible for That alone should keep him out of heaven ! If Trump made it to heaven then so did people like Hitler and Stalin

The most anticipated obituary in recent history.

Could you go tonight?

He's not going anywhere near Heaven. He'll be going down and down and down . . . there's a special place in hell for this asshole.

I may believe in miracles, I just don't want to waste one on this.

Him dropping dead would be the easy way out for him. In my opinion, he needs to be sent to the torture chambers first. An eye for an eye.

Not lately.

I believe in aggressively lobbying for the Nobel Peace Prize 🤦🏼‍♀️

Why doesn't 🍊 just go to Mars and spare the world this insane blithering!

Perhaps an enterprising mentally unstable male white ex-military sniper will help him advance to the next level...

The angle to play is a deathbed conversion. 😇👹

Pretty sure that loophole was closed after God v Mishkin 😃

He says this as he uses the term “bottom of the totem pole,” which is a micro aggression towards Native Americans.

Believe you need a soul to go to heaven.

“..not doing well” Politically? Medically? What did he mean?

All of the above. He misses his rallies. Bigly.

I asked the same thing. All are true, but what was he referring to?

As if he actually believes in heaven.

I’d love to help that fucker get there, sooner rather than later.

Yes, but only miracles based on truth. No lies. No deception.

Wait! What?? He said that? Christmas will come early? Please!?

Easy. Just has to fit through the eye of a needle. How hard could that be?

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👿👹

Not for him.

There's a truism in healthcare that the more kind, genuine and decent you are the more likely you're going to die young from an utterly shit disease. Worse, the opposite holds that the rotten, cruel, and foulest bastards among us will outlive the cockroaches. Enter this motherfucker.

hmm, maybe invite Putin to a military base and arrest him??

I believe there are sociopaths, that talk in the second person.

Praying for it every day 🙏🙏🙏

If such a totem pole exists, Trump does at least have the comfort of knowing that Putin is just below him.

He's diabolical. Let's count the millions he's ALREADY killed just between these things.. Big Beautiful Bill ICE FEMA Covid USaid Gaza Trafficking girls IF there's a Heaven, man, I've got news for you..

Yes, but I have my limits.

The self awareness is surprising.

At least he knows it. Actually he isn’t on anyone’s totem pole, he’s at the bottom of the pile of…. You know.

He doesn't go to church or read the Bible or go to Bible studies, leaving him starkly ignorant of its teachings -- especially Jesus' teachings. He's not practicing Biblical teachings. It is pretty clear he's not much interested in knowing what God thinks.

Does he know that Heaven is full of Woke?

HES NOT EVEN ON THE TOTEM POLE… 🤣🤣🤣 He’s the Anti-Christ

The tiniest glimmer of self realization.

He will have to settle on being King of those MAGA “Christians” who all get left behind…

And I’m sure that pole is greased to make sure you never climb up. Get used to the heat 🥵

This is some fuked up Twilight Zone shit.

I'd prefer Gremlins to this shit. At least Gremlins are quirky.

Early William Shatner

Rest in Peace prize to be awarded to....

TACO does not know the real meaning of low on the totem pole.

So many waiting for you in hell; Jeffrey is saving you a chair.

Him and most of the GOP will be looking up.

I’m wondering if we can get a timeline for his arrival

That would be more of a malacle.

Has no chance in hell of getting to heaven Has every chance in hell of staying right there.

tRUMP, you are a vulgar, tacky , sheetty piece of garbage. Stop promoting your garbage accomplishments.

Yep...off to HELL for you, taco

Yeah because if he were to achieve peace in Ukraine, that would cancel out the whole raping children thing. This monster wouldn't even get into hell at the rate he's going.

My Christmas wish. But I will take my present early.

There's already been one civil war in heaven. And that was before any of us mere mortals were around. We're going to teach the angels some new lessons.

Doesn't happen often, but I'm at a loss for words 😔

where you from, you sexy thing?

That ship has sailed.

This is the first thing Trump has said that I agree with.

Not that big

Nope. I don’t.

He is going to rot in hell

Dolt

Maybe my dreams will come true. Yeah, you ain’t getting in, no matter what you do. Remember admission is based on the whole of your life. Someone downstairs is waiting for you with outstretched red arms.

Not for the American pedophile.

Trump’s not even on the pole . And your not getting Nobel Peace prize either

We’re all prayin for ya to get your chance at the pearly gates… soon? Sooner?

I believe that whatever transaction felon-rapist-traitor-president fantasizes he can create, there's no place in my heaven for someone who feels no remorse for the immense harm he has caused the women in his life. Attempting peace, even for selfish reasons, is better than war against D.C. citizens.

YOU'RE GOING TO LATRIN HELL MOTHERFUCKER.

That phrase is dedicated to beating the Russians, not for someone who’s one of them.

Heaven doesn’t exist but if it did, that bitch ain’t welcome there!

You’re the totem poles asshole!

I would pray for his soul to get into heaven (unusual for this atheist) provided he leaves for heaven RIGHT AWAY.

I'm pretty sure the god described in the Bible is a soul eater of some kind. So I'm for it

Someone has other plans 😈

The only miracle I would believe is if I wake up tomorrow morning and find the breaking news that trump has died an horrific and extremely painful death!!!! PLEASE GOD!!!! Thank you for your attention to this!

Well if he wants to go to Heaven let’s try confessing.

I believe in Karma.

Remember those scenes from Ghost where those specters came out of the pavement, then the dead guy started screaming? Hope it's like that

sorry Dump, you are wrong. you're lower than the bottom of a totem pole. 🤮

Well, no, I'm a rational person

Are the evangelicals in touch ,aghast...?

Too late even for Jesus.

I do not.

News flash: heaven is not a country club.

Maybe miracles exist, maybe they don't. But if they really did, he would be dead already.

Maybe miracles exist, maybe they don't. But if they did, he would be dead by now.

ANY BETS! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL HEAVEN?? LOL!

I live in a community with one of the largest collections of totem poles. I’m not in charge of totem poles but , yeah. You might make it on a ridicule pole like the one with Seward but any people on poles are there out of respect.

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If he gets to heaven, I know there’s not a god.

I would love to know the intel putin has on Felon47

No Trump will never get to heaven He has to much baggage to go through on how he lived his life And I’m sure he will be sent to hell He had to much to repent about And it will take a long time for him to go through all the disgusting things he has done d on earth

Must agree.

He's never getting into Heaven

If he want's to go to heaven, why is he waiting?

Buddy you ain't at the bottom of the totem pole......you'd need an FDNY ladder truck to reach that

Sounds like Trump is seeking pity or spewing marketing/sales talk.

Exactly what I was thinking.

He’s so far down, that Satan is wearing a halo compared to him 👹

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He is going to HELL

Probably the most true thing he's ever said. I'm sure the truth left a bad taste in his mouth.

What are YOU doing besides reposting and quipping???

Is he even permitted to view the totem pole?

I might start believing in a god if he croaks soon.

Is he implying he's Native American?

A version of Scrooged as Trump would make a good Saturday Night Live skit.

I’m a lot more concerned he’s starting to become radicalized by the rapture loving Christian fruit cakes he’s surrounded himself with. I prefer him atheist and faking religion like he clearly always has been.

Buh bye! Dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way down

Even if either existed, it would have to snow in hell and even then, chump would not get into heaven.

Oh honey…bless your heart.

The MAGAs that believe he is the second coming of Christ must be pretty confused with that statement.

He's way WAY late to worry about this

Trump at the Pearly Gates

Trump: I want to go to heaven. God: Depart from me you worker of iniquity, for I never knew you.

Heaven , Hell ....ppphhhttt just passing is enough for me .

miracles don’t happen every day. and they are hard work. but every now and then, you wonder …

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He must’ve heard the people sing 🎶💪🎵🎼🎼💪💪💪