Glad I already have a PS5.

Soon he will file bankruptcy for the United States…something he is really good at accomplishing!

No way that Chat GPT cannot write "in the style of a TRUMP TWEET"

Don't call Trump "Sir" under any circumstances. Call him the asswipe he is.

Let chat help out

SONY price hike means Tariffs are winning right? 🙄

I dunno. I'm actually good with this. The more trolls the better as far as I'm concerned.

Jamie needs to work on his troll skills... he's getting there..

Amazing

Yep, they just keep getting better.

KEEP TROLLING #Don0ld! #WorstPresidentInHistory #BeLikeGavin @democrats.org 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Mocking him works! More, more, more! #EpsteinFiles

Newsom's PR folks could write for Colbert

It actually might be Colbert's writers considering they will be out of work soon.

The funny thing is "Gavin the troll" is a young Latina. 🤣

Yeah this is kind of cringe. But at least he’s trying. Dems really need to hire a bunch of folks with social media skills and imagination. It’s all a battle for attention now.

It's good cringe! (Moose likes good cringe music too.)

They all need to channel their inner mean girl! We all have one, and this moment calls for it;).

Let me try... Thanks to the orange fool's efforts 2025 will go down in history as the time of our great ascension. China's dream is already becoming real. As the west falls, the east will continue to rise. All will recognize China's greatness and the greatness of Chairman Xi.

The previous was obviously parody, but China is the one that is likely to win the most here, simply because we are now pretty useless, and China will be there to take advantage of our utter stupidity.

We all knew this was coming. Just going to get worse

Raskin has a strong command of English grammar. Newsom has a writer who can copy a writing style (which is tough!). Trump can barely spell, never mind write a coherent thought.

Now Release All Epstein Files

He’s smart, he’ll learn!

Yes. Everyone should mock Orange Poopy Pants. His uniqueness will go away which will damage his tiny ego.

Good, but he needs more practice. Anytime you use Sir when referring to trump, you need to mention the tears in your eyes.

Thanks for missing the entire point emptywheel (check).

Walmart is closing 150 stores this month in mostly rural areas. Rural areas where it takes 45 minutes to drive to the next store for food… if you have a car. So there’s that…

Yeah, I think we can only have one all-caps shitposter at a time.

Christmas just got a lot more expensive as 47 openly declares a two front War On Christmas and War On Children.

The cuteness of Raskin's attempt has a value all its own. 🙇 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 can be considered a superpower until everyone does it. 💁

Newsom particularly nails the use of quote marks

Sir at the end is a nice touch, even without a 😢.

EVERY blue state politician should be doing the same, regardless of whether it measures up to the Newsome Team's posts.

I think tim walz would be good at it.

And this BIG TAX money will go to « help » the billionairs! It’s not for you. In other words, pay more… for trump and his billionaires friends

Me think Raskin needs to be a little more sarcastic, ironic and way higher ridiculing of the Trump Administration to reach the Governor’s strolling level - but he has 3 more years to practice and I’m sure he will get there!😆😂🤣😅😉

Bless him, he's trying. Just still too earnest 🤣

Baby steps.

nobody needs a PS5 anyway. you can use a PS4.

Sounds on point and with the correct tone to me! Go @raskin.house.gov !

I think it's endearing.

Raskin is, however, a kick-ass constitutional expert.

I love you for this.

He deserves this. And I'm going to hold out hope that they all keep trying.

Counterpoint to Emptywheel: IF *ALL* DEM LEADERS POST EVERYTHING IN TRUMP’S NUTTY AND ALL-CAPS STYLE, THEN DONAKD’S POSTS WON’T STAND OUT ANYMORE FOR THE SAME REASON YOU DON’T HIGHLIGHT AN ENTIRE PAGE OF TEXT.

It doesn’t matter if anyone’s posts are as “clever” as the Newsom posts—consider Donnie’s shtick of the Constant Fire Hose of Wharrgarrbble. Most times, *it’s not his content; it’s the Dr. Bronner all-caps nonsense of it all.* I mean—covfefe, for cryin’ out loud. Bela. ! Just do it, Dem leaders.

My 2¢ above, @emptywheel.bsky.social YMMV

I'm just glad they're circling back to the 'weird' attacks, which this roughly is.

bsky.app/profile/jmra...

The price of items made in the US is going to go up substantially as well. Everybody is affected by 45's acts of domestic terrorism.

The "how would we all manage?" is funny to me! 🤭

Merry Christmas. Trump wants us to say that.

Ohhhh..the under 30s might join a protest now

Perhaps @governor.ca.gov ’s comms team could give a “trolling for dummies” class to fellow Democrats who want to jump on the trolling bandwagon? 🤷‍♀️

He's trying - he'll get better. Jamie's just got to get a tiny bit meaner. 😀

Every single Democrat should be giving it their best. Don't just troll, SWARM!

Are we all typing in CAPS now? Like TRUMP?

APPARENTLY 😆 Also like #governorawesome

That’s how mirrors work

“THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

He forgot the “Thank you for your attention to this clusterf*ck”.

Jamie Ruskin has to add ego to what he says. @raskin.house.gov quit complaining and start making fun of Trump. Put him down as a man instead of whining about what he is doing wrong. Start watching Season 27 of South Park. Otherwise, MAGA does this……

Keep fuckin punching, he's lookin weaker by the day

Raskin needs practice, but at least he’s trying.

Back to checkers and parchesi, kids!

Raskin has pretty gd good however, in his verbal barbs on the news, and in congressional hearings. He'll get there on the tweets.

Jamie's got a spine, though . . .

😲👎👎

Does that mean Christmas is going to suck for next 4 years. Go tariff’s are we winning?

Newsom has a stable of Hollywood's best writers working on the troll. Raskin is winging it.

Still funny!

I love that he is punching back. That's what matters. I hope more Dems join in on the fun.

Oh bless his heart

This is good enough.

I think every single Democratic leader should start posting nonsense all caps tweets. They don't have to reach the insanity of drumpf or complete parody of Newsom. They just have to mock drumpf and the idiots who have never questioned it. Make them feel incredibly stupid.

Gamers won’t like this

I love that he’s trying.

Practice makes perfect.

They need to say “ thank you for your attention “ in closing.

Love our troller… Gavin and Jamie Great Job!!