Didn't he have over the White House Grass?

Donny and the 4 Seasons landscaping theme song. 🎶 Kokomo Bluegrass and Zoysia ooh, I wanna seed ya with Bermuda and Fescue Sods coming to the rescue. There’s Ryegrass and Clover gonna need a mower. We'll fertilize and then we'll watch it grow. That’s when it’s safe to go, Turn DC to Mar a Lago.

Imagine all of those Sundays he's faithfully attended the Church of the Immaculate Fairway! Sod is good! Let us prey! (Btw, there's never a blade of truth to anything he says. And, to add to his other malignancies, he's now starting to show signs of Gavin Derangement Syndrome.😵‍💫)

Legalize “grass” and then the incarcerated “grass” prisoners in the US will be released and can grow you the best “grass” for your dementia issues. I’ve heard “grass” helps dementia. And it’ll be be the best greenest bigly “grass” ever. Better than Turnberry grass.

General Sod

Fckin wanker

🇺🇸👇 #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

Ok, that’s funny 😂

Start sweeping the forest

The grass is always greener on the other side of the dictatorship

So, do I understand correctly that he’s putting a lot of investment and healthcare into grass, but into US citizens ….not so much?

No new words for this fool’s words.

Young people have a term for this type of brain rot - 'SDIYBT' start digging in your butt twin

This is the guy who paved over the Rose Garden.

"I know more about the Bible than probably anybody ever."

“You know, panties are a lifetime, like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this pair has long been gone. When you look at the drawer where the panties are: all tired, exhausted.”

He meant “ass”

He needs to smoke some and chill the frig out.

is he talking about weed?

He’s going to turn the Mall into a driving range, isn’t he?

Rudy probably knows more. Why else would he book a presser at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

The pedophile thinks DC is his fucking compound.

OMG 😳 he has the sole authority to launch nuclear weapons and he’s an idiot.

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Didnt he cover up the rose garden with cement?

Dementia Donald GOP serial child rapist and felon is delusional and confused. Makes sense I’m sure to his short bus supporters.

Cult of idiots

Maybe it’s too many cuts?

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You know grass has a life? What? Grass is alive ? This guy is a genius

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He is certifiable!

Time to take gramps to the farm in the country.

The Rose Garden

Dementia hitting hard

Coming from the ORANGE DICKTATER WANNABE, who ripped out the grass at the White House and replaced it with concrete, confirms that IRONY is alive and well in his demented a$$ brain. Damn.

Go Gavin, this one is too easy

This is so moronic.

Is Trump really wanting to turn DC into one of his golf resorts? So many parks, so much grass....

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

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Time to take Grandpa back to the home, and please don't let him out again. He is a danger to others. Don't care if he is a danger to himself.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country," – John F. Kennedy "A house divided against itself cannot stand," – Abraham Lincoln. "Do you know that? Grass has a life. You know, we have a life and grass has a life." – Donny Trump

He is an idiot. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/trum...

Well, he IS an expert in Sod--omy!

Only where Trump walks.

as someone said "you can't believe a word he says BUT you can't ignore the words he says" the trump dilemma in a nutshell.

Imagine thinking this guy is smart.

Just in case: /s

I'm sorry but...I just can't imagine that anyone so...not-smart...is assumed to be smart. By anyone.🤔

Imagine this guy is president

We need to do a new West Wing series with these idiots to see the chaos

Speedo rolling on it 🤣

Newsom's already living rent free in that addled, rat's nest head, on top of THE FELON's shoulders.

Maybe this explains his bizarre behavior - way too much grass.

Holy fuck!!! Gavin’s response will be great!!

"I know more about grass than any human being " and that's why I spend my free time at FOUR SEASON LANDSCAPING! Come for the mistake, stay for the grass knowledge!

Total bs. Been East of the River lately, my man? @ward8woods.bsky.social already covers 💯s of acres of forested federal parkland, doing the govt’s job of removing trash + invasive species. Sure as hell don’t need “grass” or Trump’s sterile golf courses. Trump fixes nothing. Feds get out. #FreeDC

WTF???? Someone put him to bed.

He didn’t????? Did he?????

Please somebody post the Gavin Kimberly shot on grass.

Don the Pedo Con knows more about everything than everyone else, yet he is STUPID!

This is so insane … is ANYONE in the f…ing USA thinking about GRASS? I guess he must be trying to look smart - please make this end

So the troops are there to sod Washington DC……..hummmmm sounds strange to me, but then everything Trumps does is strange or at least fascist strange

He’s turning DC into a militarized fortress with golf courses complete with what used to be public monuments.

Made me laugh

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Kneel before SOD! (RIP Terrance Stamp)

next EO .... "IN SOD WE TRUST" on all currency!

SOD him!

If Trump loves grass so much, why did he concrete over all the grass in the WH rose garden?

Because the only grass he likes is on the golf course.

Trump is "preserving the grass" under the rose garden. He wants to keep the grass from people who were eating the dogs. He's a super genius.

So that Jeffrey Epstein could cross the road.

Every single time, it would take the media only one simple question to slam it back at Trump.

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Yes, very sod indeed! 😉

Blame the woke Sodomites!

They don't like bluegrass!

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Dead as fuck in the rose garden

Grass Expert

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He has to be doing some sort of dope???

Is he nuts? Is he on grass right now What a jackass!

Imagine my disappointment when I realized he was talking about the green stuff lawns are made of. 😆

His brain activity sure suggests he’s been smoking it more than “anyone in the world.”

That’s why he paved over the rose garden.

The Marquis de Sod!

Gavin knows grass. He’s prolly California Sober.

He is absolutely gone. Gone.

The mad king must die...grass will die when Trump steps on it.

Astro turf for brains!

He should know. His first wife is covered in grass. /s

Has he been smoking the grass?

I have a life and grass has a life. Mind blowing.

Shame he didn’t go with the grass 40 years ago

Trump's a pedophile. And an asshat.

JFC is he ever actually listening to himself???? 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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Saliva or Indica? I hear it can be helpful to old men like him who are in poor health, incontinent, and in steep mental decline.

He’s really good at snorting shit

He’s fcking insane.

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What a fucking idiot! Re-grassing?

I can't believe people live in fear of a fucking idiot and weakling like that orange blowfish

I'd rather he just sod off.

I wish he would Smoke some. Mellow his ass out.

Ha! Please mow yourself out.

Kudos.

Thank you!

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The National Park Service re-sods the mall All. Of. The. Time. With millions of visitors walking on it constantly, it also gets beat up All. Of. The. Time.

They’re killing the grass, they’re eating the cats.. …of the people who live there.

He killed Rose Garden grass. Maybe he should say he knew cement more than anyone. 🙄