Anyone who still believes that Trump is a respectable and effective leader is completely out of touch and out of their mind.

Gavin Newsom [drawing on a foot long spliff]: I know more about grass than anyone in the known universe [inhales, exhales] and why we all crave Mars bars.

@dictionarycom.bsky.social Is “regrassing” a word? Asking for the world.

Okay I'm standing out on my little porch, it's been raining 🌧 off and on all afternoon. Feels really peaceful and calm. Then your question popped up. I've been laughing to myself all day, now, I'm cracking up, outside, outloud. Regrassing 🤣🤣🤣

I had to play it 3x to figure out if I heard what I thought he said. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 I’m literally crying right now. And the bootlickers surrounding are just standing around laughing like it all makes sense! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 These people are mental patients.

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Perhaps they could consider at lest regrassing the paved over rose garden?

Right! That’s the only regrassing I want to see.

Trump meant he knows more about “gas” than anyone. He’s a real flatulence pro.

Jake Tapper's next book title: "But His Laptop"

His. brain. has. rotted.

WTF? Bunch of white guys nodding and smiling - 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Literal insanity

Unfortunately, the last thing the MSM wants to do is discuss the state of his mental health.

Maybe Trump is smoking the grass

Too bad he hasn't died.....like grass.

Child rapist trump is a moron!

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Is “gra’ss” the contraction for “grab ass?”

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Day care Don...

Where is Jake Tapper when we absolutely don't need him?

Lucky us. He’s now revealed another of his expertises

#TheMAGAOpenWard

Someone should tell him how many plant and animals species are dying because of CO2 emissions.. and global warming, directly caused by his policies

I wonder even more about the metal state of the dim bulbs that take in the shit he's serving

It's sad how far America has fallen since Sir Misogyny the Orange won in 2016.

What kind of grass, donnie?!

He has really aged. His mind is not normal. He had a heck of a time sitting &’listening while EU & Zelenskyy in White House. He can’t comprehend. Probably not mentall y competent to be president His only concern is getting richer. Vance & his family are enjoying vacations around the world

'Probably'! Ummm...! The understatement of the decade.

“Did you know grass is alive?” Yeah gramps we know plants exist

He is a Demented old man. His brain is total mush

ok, the only thing missing from that rambling, garbled, stream of insanity is drool. "grandpa Donald, wipe your chin, you're drooling on the big macs."

Sh!tty britches means Gas...he knows more about gas

We are living thru another Mad King

Tommy Chong may have something to say about that level of grass expertise!

Holy Norman Borglaug, Batman!

I’m sure he knows no much about grass because he’s an expert on giant water spigots.

He's concerned about the beauty of parks after paving over the Rose Garden. Really?

Make it a prison. Plenty of criminals in it.

Indeed. Infested.

I give a 100 bucks to the first muppet who laughs in his face when talking bullshit again.

There's never a blade of truth in anything he says. As far as grass is concerned, he went to pot years ago. Fescue Donnie!

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS H EFFING CHRIST HE SOUNDS LIKE A DEMENTIA SPOKESPERSON.

He is so good at grass, he let it grow over his ex wife Ivana's grave. The best grass. The tallest, unkempt, glorious grass.

Liar in chief.

It's actually true if you read it this way: "I know more about grass than (I know about) any human being on the planet"

Hij hooi in zijn hoofd. Laat hem lekker in zijn gras liggen en stoppen met het teisteren van de wereld met zijn abjecte dictatoriale racistische en criminele ideeën

😂😂😂

Article 25.

Well he certainly knows more about manure 😱😱‼️

Corporate media on both sides obsessively reported on Biden every time he stuttered but they whitewash or completely ignore the behavior of the dangerous deranged lunatic in the White House who’s clearly in mental decline—they’re complicit in every bit of the damage he’s inflicting on our country

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But Joe Biden was old. And Kamala laughed too much.

Pretty sure geologists and other scientists know more about grass than he does

Botanists. Ecologists. Oh, but what do they know about taking care of a golf course? Or, rather, hiring people to take care of it for you?

Reminds me of the awful Fred West joke "my family's been in buildings for years".

"I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world." ...I've even buried an ex wife under it.

Grass looking at eachother going, what the fuck?

FFS FFS and the dopes nod along

Like he's ever even touched a blade of grass. Give me a break. That's for brown people to do. Can you imagine him learning about grass?

I’m allergic to grass! I don’t want grass everywhere and I sure the hell don’t want an 🍊 💩 in the White House!

Crazy Train

C'mon press. Just one question would stymie him. "Wow, that's amazing Mr president. What is the best grass to plant in an arid climate?"

Perhaps Gavin knows more about weed..lol

He should just write a post saying exactly this.

He's saying this for the benefit of his grass-eating maga sheep

The felon pedo is lost in the grass. Someone should find a straight jacket fast.

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Goddamn Trump is a stupid old man, he’s evil and a pedo but very stupid.

pretty sure cows know more about grass

If you are going to use that quote... use this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Tz...

now, when he says he knows "GRASS" is there a chance the he's referring to Marijuana? because he sounds HIGH -- in need of about 20 TACOs ( got the Munchies )

This man claims he is the world's expert on everything. I sure do wish there was an expert on grass in the audience who asked him a basic question and watched as he spewed some response out of his mouth that was wrong.

The lengths he goes to to deflect from reality is jarring! NO ONE CARES! And…Whatever’s in the Epstein files must make “grab ‘em by the…” look like a Hallmark card. #EpsteinList #EpsteinClientList #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresidentTrump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #DemocratsFightBack

Undoubtedly

He should be a landscaper and take a job an immigrant would do before he had the deported. Just a thought.

He’ll take that dare !

WTEFK

Smoking it maybe IT would answer a lot of questions

This wasn't even the craziest thing he said. I believe he's claiming he's going to re-sod all the public parks in D.C. with new grass. Excellent grass. The best grass. Perfect grass. So the parks in DC don't have adequate grass? wot.

🤣🤣🤣

He’s the authority on everything - probably how most authoritarian leaders are - and their little sheeple just follow along, without an independent thought in their head.

Another mortality reference. “We have a life, grass has a life.” I am really getting my hopes up. What a party that will be.

Well I know more about weed, so there.

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I'm pretty sure what he did to the Rose Garden shows how much he can be trusted with anything about grass. Watch out US, your parks are about to become parking lots.

Get him admitted ASAP to Walter Reed, FFS.

Supported accommodation.

Too bad he has a life. 8647, with extreme prejudice.

He is mentally ill

He has demented ramblings

If grass has a life...then why can't Trump get one..?

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The sheer stupidity of this man can’t even be blamed on dementia!

Right. Simply said: He's a dumb-fq.

When is Jake’s book coming out ?

Who’s the little sycophant to his right just smiling away at his dear leader’s mentally challenged rambling?

*to his left

In a discussion with Trump it would take the average botanist about two minutes expose is near complete ignorance about grass.

I can’t wait until he lies under it!

So… he’s sending the national guard to re-turf our parks like golf courses? 🙄

Trugreen and other lawn care companies should speak up and challenge him to a debate about grass. Or is he admitting he smokes marijuana and knows more about it than any other person? That might be a fun debate to watch as well.

He knows more about grass than ANYONE? Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson beg to differ…

A fool talking and fools gathered around.

What an ass! I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anything like him. It’s unbelievable! So amazing! (Ly stupid).

If Oval Smelly Felon is so well versed on grass, maybe they’ll let him help out with lawn care. At Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary. Where that asshole shoulda been a LONG TIME AGO.

That lady statue behind him looked incredibly unsatisfied the whole time..

Bit like doctors Fauci and Birx during that idiot's covid press cons.

Well there’s grass and then there’s grass. But I suppose you could smoke grass while putting.

Did he inhale?

I'm thinking he doesn't "exhale"...

well he's definitely on something

Perhaps. But his mother should have swallowed.

With his IQ, he probably tried to snort.

Those words actually came out of that mouth!! Does he EVER listen to himself?

Most likely

Lol

Couldn’t have possibly 🙄

When I first heard his "grass speech" I thought the same thing.

LMAO

Maybe there will be a 4:20 executive order…. Maybe grass is exactly what the republicans need to chill out and stop being d-heads all the time. Ah, well, it’s nice to have dreams lol

Sure. Putin's ....

I suppose it all rather depends on what type of grass he’s prattling on about. One thing he does score top marks in is his knowledge of the greater crested orange Cockwomble!

😂

More like snorted.

Who tf says golf that way? Gelph is what it sounded like to me lol

He wouldn't know a joint if it bit him in the ass.

The only thing the Trump family loves more than White Power is White Powder. #CrackheadBarrelDC

I don't know about that but he definitely snorted, MSW.

Well you have to blame the idea that he could just trick everyone into believing him presidential on something. Chemically speaking makes more acceptable sense than spiritual vessel for the EVIL soul of hitler.

Oregano

Ate it like cows chew cud.

ITS A FAIR QUESTION

🤣

Has he stopped?

He never exhaled

Adderall trump which is different than today for example which was Bezos trump.

I hear he mainlined.....

President Carl Spackler, America!

"I experimented with marijuana a time or two... but I didn't inhale" - Felon47

This goes back to the Four Seasons Landscaping press conference, right?

He’s been inhaling something hideous, a thought that gives me a huge smile. But, that old pedophile has never enjoyed the tasty world of cannabis.

We might not be here if he had partaken at some point in his younger years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, but he does check for grass before he rapes children.

At this point, either he did 10 consecutive bong rips, or his brain is the consistency of wet bread and full of holes.

Constantly…

Fucking Christ! At what point, what do his followers need to be convinced he is a sick, stupid, and everything is a grift. They aren't even shady, well schemed grifts. Just brazen bullshit greed

Trump knows so much about grass because his brain is mud.

only what Putin stuck in his mouth.

Oh you beat me to it

He ate the entire plant like it was a Big Mac!

😂😂😂

He wouldn't be this monster he is now if he did.

How do you smoke your grass?

Yea…he inhaled the stupid gene.

Trump wants to cut down lots of trees (more important for cleaning the air and keeping the forest floor cooler and to lessen soil erosion). Grass doesn't do that as great.

Undocumented immigrants kept Trump's grass looking good (profited from their labor). Trump will make climate change worse, thus killing more grass and other plants. Beef prices are high (less grass for grazing due to climate change). "...illegal workers at 5 golf clubs" 2019: x.com/Fahrenthold/...

Bring in the experts. 4 Seasons Total Landscaping.

Seriously! This is so embarrassing and disturbing. Cutting medicaid and many other programs that help people but pay to replace grass in the parks? This is getting more bizarre by the day.

No, he uses grass to scrape his arse along, like any other dog.

😂

Hope he choked

your final jeopardy answer is: turf grass is _____% water by weight.

Most likely. Definitely swallows when with Putin.

😂🤣🤣😂

Yes, Adderall rails.

Nah. He just sucks.

Well played !!

Probably not. But he probably injected bleach.

Nah...no way. I would say gummies...but he already had a mouthful of "pooty"!

Stupid MF!

🤣🤣

Most inhale when addressing grass.

Someone, anyone, please take him away!

A nurse should put Grandpa back in his bed, he's freaking the other patients out !

Maybe the people who can't afford to eat due to the rising prices of food, caused by his tariffs can eat the grass? His priorities seem to be making things pretty to suit himself, not making things better for American families.

The grass died about forty years ago and so did his pedophile enabling brain.

In "A Tale of Two Cities", there was a politician who said that if the common people were hungry, they could eat grass. (This was based on a true story.) That politician--both in the novel and in real life--did not survive the Revolution.

DUDE, CALIFORNIA KNOWS GRASS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS REEFER. OH YEAH, AND RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES, SMALL HANDS.

DUDE, CALIFORNIA KNOWS GRASS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS REEFER. OH YEAH, AND RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES, SMALL HANDS.

Dementia Don babbling about crap

Sure you do AH!

Cannabis farmers in CA (either of them) would like a word...

Looks like he has new hair extensions.

Does he know about Panama Gold?🤣

Do you mean Panama Red ? I tried it back in the 70s, great stuff !

Right. 70's was the greatest decade, imo.

Then why did he pave over the Rose Garden if he knows so much about grass?

It didn't respect him.

👍

It's the people looking at him and smiling 😡🤮; Just FYI these people may very well know his bullshit sounds dumb af, but Trump is the face of their Racist cult.As a matter of fact, the Nazis used Propaganda, much like Fox news, to spread hate and fear.

SUCH A MORON BE IS!

Calling @jaketapper

Life of grass ? Seriously , Georgie

He is a nut, nutty, nut.

A damn whacka doodle.

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Looking forward to Four Seasons Landscaping’s response!

I came here hoping to see a Four Seasons reference.

Maybe he can be a landscaper. He is so stupid.

Landscapers did not deserve that.

Not saying landscapers are stupid but anything to get that jagoff out of the White House.

Where is Giuliani anyway?

Perfect, it is their business 😉

This should win the internet 😃

He's a scrotal tag

But you know horticulturally he knows little. Put him in charge of Bedminster for a month, see how the grass does when he has to organize water, fertilizer, aeration, cutting. He has no clue.

Did not know trump was such an expert on marijuana… live and learn

That would be a redeeming quality so i am sure it is just another one of his lies. 🤣😂🍺

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Trump is a total fucking liar. Cows know more about grass than he does.

Maybe he thinks grass is groceries.

Grass has a life, nobody knows that, grass has a life, sir. What a freak show! Isn't there an amendment to end this?

The 3rd Amendment minus 1.

Release the Epstein files.

Hopefully very soon, his ass will be grass.

The American Idiot

There actually are no words to accurately describe 'it'.

Stupid has no bottom

Yes by all means, pay for grass and sprinklers instead of housing the homeless, you maggot-covered POS.

Hold my beer. -GN

Willie Nelson says what now?

Trump really is quite repulsive.

Regrassing. 😐

The guy is deranged!! MAGA CULT I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANTED THIS PERSON TO MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR LIFE!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Foreignere here (🇦🇺) with amazing American friends and (increasingly distant) great memories of many business trips to the US. I’m struggling to imagine how on earth Americans will EVER live down the shame of making this person POTUS?!! 😢😢😢

As a Canadian, I agree!

Neville Chamberlain

TBH Trump makes Chamberlain look like a brilliant hero ☹️

I think it would be helpful if for the short term, the world would think of us as either Republicans or Democrats and not "Americans". It's the Republicans that are destroying this country. This needs to be engrained in your heads just as Nazi's became the party to take down Germany, not Germans.

Waaaaay ahead of you on that. Have been telling my American friends to anticipate this since 2014 as the demographics in the US were changing

Sorry, you aren't that special. Many of us have seen this coming. Maybe not 2014 but certainly 2015/2016. I have a disabled child and have been sounding the alarm since he came down that escalator. You have no idea how horrific this man is in trying to undermine everything we have built.

Sorry, my “way ahead of you” wasn’t meant to be about me being clever or anything like that, but just that this has been coming for decades (since the civil war?) and certainly before Trump. It’s also a replica of so many other authoritarian playbooks, which I have studied over the years. And in

fact I’m extremely aware, in detail, of the harm Trump is inflicting on folks like you and yours, but also how much worse this will get for America AND the whole world if unchecked. There are systemic hatreds and fears in US society that have been covered over for too long. A con man like Trump is

‘just’ exploiting them. That’s bad enough and he should be in prison IMO, but he’s not a fanatic. He only believes in himself. I worry that someone like Vance could actually be far worse given the people and money behind him 😰

sorry you don't get off with the ' I didn't vote for him ' excuse - its collective responsibility and the Democrats are just slightly less shit anyway.

Not sure who you are responding to but yes, I do get to say I didn't vote for this piece of shit, felon, sexual predator, and most narcissist person I have listened to. He doesn't care about anyone; he just wants revenge and will not take responsibility for anything.

Very true!!

I can’t believe we are here. I’m sure we only know a portion of the dumbshittery.. the complicity of all the republicans is embarrassing. I’m not owning any of it. In a blue state and we didn’t participate in making any of this happen..

It will take two more generations before we outlive this. if Germany is any example.

Just wait till they replace him with Eric.

Twice. Did it TWICE.

Yup 🙄🤦🏼

I foresee a whole lot of revisionism in the future where people's recollection of what they did and who they voted for is somewhat at odds with historical accuracy 🤔

Guaranteed sadly 🙄 Thank God for the Way Back Machine 😉

Remember all the "W" voters. I swear 8/10 cars in the southern city where I lived at the time had "W" stickers. Now? "Who's W? I hated W!"

W had many, many faults. I'd like to see Trump dodge a few flying shoes.

I didn’t do it. Just saying…. I hate him and can’t wait until he no longer walks this earth.

Twice.

Twice! No one will believe it 🤦🏼

Shouldn’t have been once, but HRC was a fatally flawed candidate. I held my nose & pulled the lever for her, but she is not her husband. She made zero gestures to conservatives while planning on cashing in on her Wall Street relationships. AFAIC she offered nothing in policy that I wanted.

Looking at history, probably several generations. If we actually change, have serious trials with equally serious consequences, make reparations, and rebuild in a profoundly better way — not just window dressing and rearranging the deck chairs. Without that, we’ll be right back here in no time.

“we’ll be right back here in no time”…. Vance is a major worry 😰

Vance is deeply unlikable.

I think ‘liking’ Vance will be the least of all our collective worries if he becomes POTUS. He’s nasty piece of work IMHO 😰

U get that but there’s just something sinister about him. Aside from being in 3 extremist cults and flip flopping on Trump.

It’s just us grasping at straws. Main thing is, none of this came out of the blue. It’s not a fluke or a result of just the past decade or two. We can’t address any of the root causes with the maga parasite sucking the life out of the body politic. But if we expel them, we need to get/stay serious.

Agree

Juvie Duncicle is a nasty piece of work, but the MAGAs run 100% on emotion and Vancey has the charisma of a water buffalo. Dwumpy speaks fluent race-sex-ist-ese, and MAGAs love it. Duncey can’t even relate to a donut baker. Hey, y’all, I’m rich, anyone wanna talk McMansions?

Truly nasty piece of work. The entire line of succession for the seat Trump occupies, currently, is nauseating. I think folks, myself included, are hoping maga will succumb to their own infighting, rather than fall in line behind Vance — and more, that citizen support will fall apart.

L’il Shitler.

Such a little smarmy prick.

I agree. I don't expect ANY of that to occur (if ever) during the time I have left here. Generational trauma is occurring 'as we speak'

The people that voted for Trump have no shame.

ol shooter mcnugget might be confessing about the grassy knoll :P

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How the hell does he know about grass? I mean has this guy ever mowed a lawn, studied grass?! He’s so full of BS, as usual. 🤬🔥💙😏

He needs to familiarize his self with Forest Lawn.

I’m so sick of Trump TV

gawd! NOBODY CAN BELIEVE THIS DODDERING SHITTY DIAPERED FOOL...CAN THEY?

I'd like little bubbles above their heads. Tell me what they're thinking. Anyone subjected to this imbecile's little speeches.

* It is surreal that Trump’s behavior is accepted as real. *

THERE IS NOBODY WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT ANYTHING THAN I DO! PEOPLE ARE SAYING...

“People are saying”….sir. Don’t forget “sir”!! 🙄🤣🤣

What a stupid, babbling fool!

What an asshole.

"... we're going to be regrassing..." His parents must be so proud 🙃

WTF is a GALF course?

He doesn't drink nor smoke cigarettes so all that leaves is smoking grass.

Until it's smoked

He smokes grass in his closet

For those who don't speak FOTUS, he's saying his grounds keeper is about to get a no-bid federal contract to put down seed in the National Mall. No healthcare. Just overpriced grass.

Yup, this. I wonder i̶f̶ how big of a cut he takes from this.

Old fool

'Grass has a life. Do you know. We have a life too.' This nutjob is the supposed leader of the free world.

◻️ 😼 Grass? Would long-term use of grass turn a man's brain to mush? Well, yes it certainly would.

Fuck TRUMP. He can be buried under the grass soon too!

I can top anything a pedaphile says. He's a worthless pos.

Regrassing?! FFS! What a fcking twat.

Good thing he knows so much about grass as he'll be under it soon enough. Will he be planted on one of his courses like Ivanna?

Love your comment! Even in death, Ivanna wouldn't want him near her.

Who is going to do it? No one works for free.

He knows nothing about the John Bolton FBI raid but he knows a lot about grass.

Fuck the useless media! They are the worst in the world! #mediaasskissers

And this idiot still has approval rate of 40%? Oh my dear stupid voters ...

With additional commentary from Jake Tapper in the form of a book

Trump obviously has dementia

Yeah, to this moron, national parks and golf courses are the same thing. And, remember the grass in the Rose Garden? He loved that, I guess, too..

Digging the "action news" addition ✅👍🏻

If just one reporter had the guts to ask “Can you tell the people what grass is the most hardy in zone Zb that can withstand both high foot traffic and the cold temperatures with both cold and drought tolerant areas?”

Dumb doesn’t cover it.

The more Trump talks the more stupid he sounds, how can he lead a country? Ask myself who in their right mind voted for a predator and convicted criminal. Reply, we want to be like him, manly, rich, powerful.

25th Amendment. Now.

Still waiting for Tapper's sequel book reporting on the GOP cover up of the current president's mental and physical health.

Maybe he means Don Jrs weed supply? 😜

As an old man. I hate making fun of dementia, but he is a clow with dementia.

*clown

What a fuck tard usa is dead just like the grass! Its all your gonna have to eat!,💕🇺🇦💕🇨🇦💙💙💙💙💙

The cop behind him

And look at that complete suck ass Bergman just smiling away like he’s listening to Albert Einstein speak. These fucking people embarrass themselves and don’t even know it! They deserve to be mocked. Newsom needs to have a press conference with a bunch of people just like seals clapping away.

Stupid ass… behind himlooking like clowns. They degrade themselves daily !🤔🧐🤨

He won't let to surprise us

There several MLB groundskeepers that would emphatically disagree. In reality it’s just another stupid thing he said🤪

The last time he claimed to be the Worlds leading expert on tourism He was laughed out of the Scottish Parliament For all our stiff upper lip and heads-up-our-arse attitude We know a raving fucking lunatic when we see one...

😂😂😂 Hahahahaha 👍

He such a pathetic fucking clown 🙄

Hey Donnie dip ship. You know some white guys to “Regrass” cause the people that do that you’re getting rid of. And who the fuck says regrass?

It’s maddening, watching the verbal diarrhea that rolls off his tongue….. and even more maddening are the people that sit around him with smiles on their faces… it’s like less than the person that wasn’t supposed to make a speech at a wedding a drunk speech….

“regrassing” 🤔

I bet that rye-eld a few people! 🙄

The lady behind him looks like she wishes she was the grass that died 40years ago so she wouldn’t have to listen to this blathering bullshit

Some of those people should have asked them what to do about those brown spots in their lawn

Dude is planning to pave every green space in the nation.

Pick @jaketapper.bsky.social !!

Hello??? Jake FUCKING Tapper???!!! HELLO???

Umm.. EPSTEIN FILES

more than any other human?

Perfect!

Yeah I could name at least two guys who not only knew more about it but made movies about it, LMAO......

Nutz

Doesn’t he have wars to end, an economy to ruin and lawsuits to file along with other pressing duties?

What a dumb shit he is!🤦🏻‍♂️🤬

Trump don’t know shit from grass.

He’s so stupid and weird