😂

Wait did he not pave over the Rose garden

I remember when the Rose Garden had grass.

Omg, WTAF? 🤣😂😆

Did he just say that he wants Washington DC to look like Trump National Golf Club? The founding fathers are turning in their graves. Yet again.

He sure hasn’t done very well for the grass in the Rose Garden

Regrassing?

Its time for trunt to become unalive..

🙃😂

JoJo left his home in Tucson Arizona

He sounds so stupid. ‘Did you know grass has a life?’ Seriously?

Every single day I say (out loud) that the orange human thumb can’t get any more ignorant or unhinged. And every single day I am proven wrong!

Can’t afford eggs but MAGATS want the grass in DC to look like a golf club. And grass has a life, “it” says… The stupidity is staggering. Still.

That woman's face behind his right shoulder. Huge WTAF vibes.

"Grass has a life", US President, 2025. Good voting, Guys!

“Did you know that?”

We have a life, grass has a life.

🤣

It's alive!!! 🤩 Because usually people think grass is like rocks. I mean, in the USA. Elsewhere they actually have safe schools for children and people manage to get some éducation.

It's alive. Like sharks!!!

People can't afford food and health care, but they're going to get grass.

Hungry, poor children have lives too. Your priorities are appalling.

God how did anyone manage before Trump. Since he knows every single thing in the world.

If someone would just start calling him out on the bold faces lies. To his face in front of cameras.

Hahah on the road again🎶

“Grass has a life. Did you know that?!?! Grass has a life, and we have a life.” OMFG. Profoundly stupid.

History will truly amplify what an arrogant idiot he was

Willie knows much more 👍🤣

DJT = Insufferable Fool

Trump knows more about GRASS!?! 🤣 He forgot to clarify “Cannabis” (grass/weed)! He must use it daily to bring him down from his delusional high.

Touché!

The ads and emails we get from lawn care companies must be all a bunch of MAGA owners and liars …because their ads and their info to always say THEY know more about grass and lawns than anyone

I live in a NYC apartment, but I am willing to take DT on regarding who knows more about grass.

Did he say “grass” or rhymes with “grass”

I'm sure Bill Maher would like a few words as well.

The parks are his thing now apparently He says so He’s the sharpie designer of black outlines He certainly loves that microphone He should have sold it online with a speaker set for $500 w/embossed gold lettering “You too can grift like a pro “

What say you @governor.ca.gov

From the person who had the grass paved over at the White House.

He’s a GRASSHOLE!🤡

🤣🤣🤣

😁

😂😂

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Diaper Jeffrey Gulag has troubles pronouncing graft

I want to know how they all manage to keep a straight face.

Is laying down new grass and installing new sprinklers really the most pressing expense? Like way to spit in the faces of the Americans who will be losing healthcare and Snap benefits.

Gas?

Grass has a life? Orange Turd is past his expiration date.

Snoop and Willie: "Who ist this Guy?"

He will!

When I was watching this fool talk on TV during this press conference, I kept focusing on that blonde police officer behind him, I was thinking she looks so annoyed to be there… Can you imagine if your boss told you that u have to go guard this motherfucker?I wonder how many of them don’t like him

Grass waste our precious water. Grass is useless. Grow trees.

I know a botanist who has written academic papers about Lolium. I doubt Trump even knows what a paper is, much less Lolium.

Written implies words and reading which the 🍊 💩 doesn’t do (after all, they’re not hot underage girls) and the deplorable MAGATS even less.

What a stone cold idiot! He needs to be placed in a Psych Ward! He is demented and beyond embarrassing.

What a disgrace

Bullshit - my nickname was Mesh - and the bloated bag of ego has no idea the source or reason - he knows one thing - he knows bullshit and that's all

Being There: Chance the gardener lived in DC too.

Loved that movie!

He has got to be the most disgusting person on earth.

He should, he uses his golf courses as burial plots for his wives.

Can’t wait for Gavin’s response

Where the Pedo-files.

Grass roots philosophy, to be sure. The babbling brook of sprinkler systems.

Just look at the cement rose garden!! Maybe Biden is to blame for the 40 yr old dead grass? If not try Hillary, or Obama. Maybe it’s the DEMS. Make it HOT 🥵. How absurd is this LOSER. “I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world.” Who gives a f**k.

😂😂😂…grass…😂😂😂…gas has a life…man…to bad he’s not on the grass…

It’s possible. Eric knows more about snow

Trump National Golf Course? Another money-making venture

Yes…of course, this is our most pressing issue, we do not have a national golf course. We have no medical coverage, no disaster relief, no food safety inspections, rapidly rising inflation (with recession a looming specter), SS troops kidnapping people, demented psychopaths in the WH, etc….

We don't have a National Golf Course *yet but he said those words and this is where his head is at. You know he doesn't care about DC's parks, and he's doing what he can do dismantle our state & national parks, wildlife preserves, etc. Follow the financial transactions behind these.

You are correct…who profits from pulling the strings…follow the money trail. Imagine Mike Johnson’s money trail=he stated he has no bank accounts & was believed😵‍💫

Oh my gawd, I forgot he said that. Wonder where he pretends to stash his money? Heaven?

America first… Make grass great again !

George, thanks for sharing all these. I’m no longer going on X.

The cops behind him are not impressed with his bullshit! His photo-op didn’t go well 😆

I thought Cheech knew more about grass than anyone

“We have a life and grass has a life” … how profound. SMH…Idiot!

He knows how to plant his ex- wife 6' under it after helping her down the stairs.

And there is all that “grass” weeds? Growing over that grave

This!

It sure seems he's smoking it, too.

The grass scientist aka the Orange buffoon acknowledges your post.

Lady over his left shoulder is not having it.

There's gardeners that take care of the parks now. Been doing for decades. It doesn't take a president to plant grass. Other than playing golf, doesn't he have anything better to do?

I lost it at "Willie Nelson would like a word." 🤣🤣🤣

I know about it too, because I MOW it!

I think he meant he knows more about “gas 🤭” than anyone else in the world.

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Just wait for another court order negating that one.

Yeah.... The hits keep coming from SCOTUS. 🙁

A new plot-line for the next “King of the Hill” series. 🤣

“I know more about grass than grass knows about grass!” 25th now!

What in the actual FUCK is IT talking about? I know it's not the Epstein Files.

He really knows his "GRASS" It's the best 👌 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Priorities "AMERICA FIRST"🇺🇸

Noting the single female present looks disgusted to be there.

Donald Trump deployed the National Guard to plant grass in D.C.

Everyday he says something dumber than the day before he's one of the stupidest people on earth

Grass has a life…somebody get the Round Up and get this weed out of our grass

California certainly knows more about grass.

GRASS? Is it legal in D. C.? No wonder crime is so high😂

Maybe he should smoke some and chill the fuck out.

He's doing first Lady shit again .

😆😆😆😆

George, I believe people sneak on trumps Aberdeen course and take a dump on the greens. That's how popular he is. Also he should release the full #epstein files

Pray he will soon be looking at the grass from the other side.

Willie has another word. He wrote a song about it ,,,, CRAZY

There’s something seriously wrong with this idiot

Just like the grass on the Rose Garden…oh, wait.

Oh yes, such hypocrisy.

So he admits to using grass? Is it legal in Washington DC? It’s only allowed by prescription in Florida. Is he breaking the law?

Grass?! His idiocy, seriously 🙄

I think he meant ass

Especially the overgrown grass in a neglected corner of a golf course, under which lies a box of incriminating papers.

Buy a cheap gold trophy 🏆🥇and tell him it’s the Nobel Prize for Botany.

He knows how to stink up a room. 🤢🤮

From the AH who destroyed the rose garden and paved where the grass once was. Can't wait until he's 6ft under grass⚰️

A person imagining that no-one in the world knows more than he does about anything at all is a weirdly twisted kind of ignorance, a folly that could never afflict anyone but a thorough idiot.

Whenever he adds the word “sir“ to a story someone told him, that’s the tell.

Bullshit, always more bullshit.

FugginLunatic.

Randy from SouthPark would like a word… Tegrity!!!!

As would Snoop Dogg.

What a friggin joke this POS is…he knows EVERYTHING…yet can NEVER EVER answer a question with a straight answer…it’s ALWAYS: “I’ll have to look into that because I know NOTHING about it!” For a guy that says he knows EVERYTHING he’s sure a dumb SOB! He’s a pathetic fool;so is all of his maggots

Psychologists are talking5 about how he's doing this more often. Just throwing stuff in there that doesn't necessarily have a relationship to anything else. I expect a comment on Ted Kaczynski to resurface anytime now. 🙃

He just said about something about he might play in the FIFA tournament and and put on shorts, and that he looks quite good in shorts. THIS describes him in psychological terms

Parks looking like golf clubs?

You've got to be kidding me.

You mean

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

perfect!

👍😉

Said that earlier!

Well it does seem like he’s smoked too much of it.

DJT is eating grass fed beef now?! I can assure you then, he does know it inside and out and his aides can attest to that! 💩

The psy ward should get a room ready asap

Sick man.

So, Trump is always wanting to rebuild things. Exactly. How does he intend to pay for this? Is that a federally year marked expense? Rebuilding golf courses, really?

I would love to see the water bill for The Mall.

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Yes, this explains a lot. But seriously, sprinkler systems in city parks while he decimates and desertifies the rest of the country?

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American grass

@governor.ca.gov

He wants the grass to look like the Augusta National. How about having the National Guard deployed there for the crime rate. Augusta used to have one of the highest murder rates in the country. I don’t have numbers now.

Really looking forward to Gavin Newman' version.Still: you've got to give credit to Trump for inventing that line. Gardeners of the world, protest!

It’s hard to tell if he’s trying to be clever and fails, or if he’s just stupid

Loooonatic

With that knowledge, Trump could become a greens keeper at a golf club. Let's all encourage him to change careers now!

The female officer's face...

Is she blinking SOS...?

He knows more about grass than anybody? His brain is more full of shit than his diaper.

four season landscaping would like to have a word

Blink twice, people, and we'll send help.

Or play dead. He might go away.

WTAF the fact that this guy got in govt is bizarre and then to even have to listen to a word he mutters is torture

He got into government because there are wealthier assholes, worse than him - who wants a complete imbecile to do their bidding To think the Republican Party used to have some ethics, morals and standards - I mean it was threadbare but not this “we do what you say” fealty BS

The Heritage Foundation and others have been laying the foundation for such a puppet since Reagan.

Yeah I know the old Republicans who didn't bend a knee were called RINOs and mocked/ejected

They may be the worst kind of greedy, amoral cynics, but they're still not worse than him.

You'll eat those words if JD becomes president

If Trump drops dead or leaves office for whatever reason and the public continues to get pissed off over prices and everything else, JD would move to the center so fast it would make your head spin. He's nothing more than a low level opportunist.

Haven't you heard? He has great charisma. Where it's hidden, I don't know, but that's what I hear & it's why people are drawn to him.

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s paying for all of this? I thought we were broke? They just cut all assistance for starving children overseas, Medicaid, all kinds of social spending and he’s over here blowing it out on the White House renovations, new Qatari Air Force One, and the city parks budget. Wtf. It’s bizarro world.

Don’t forget the tens of billions for ICE..the rest can eat cake.

Regrassing?

Too bad he didn’t follow suit forty years ago and be like the grass. And this is what America got as a leader? I am so glad I’m not guilty of voting for the idiot.

What the fuhjuju is he talking about. The life of grass.

WTF?

Another asinine statement from the Bragger-in-Chief. "I know more about grass than anyone." Golf courses are an environmental nightmare so it's fitting he spends so damn much time on them. Wishing for the day he's under the grass. www.greenmatters.com/p/golf-cours...

I'm impatiently awaiting the day the pesticides and herbicides knock him off.

We are all the blond woman to the idiot’s left! WTF! Say something useful for a fucking change!

Grasshole

I have family members with advanced degrees in turf management who might take umbrage with this self-proclaimed Irwin Corey wannabe.

WTAF?

Trump misspelled Gas. #TrumpSmells

🤣🤣🤣

Notice only white males are smiling.

My God he’s such a simpleton. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Trump is the stupidest person I’ve ever known. There is no bottom to his depravity. What a shame that he doesn’t seem to be stopped.

He turned the rose garden into a cement patio!

Why doesn’t anyone ask why he had a concrete slab poured over a beautiful rose garden if he loved grass so much? Why doesn’t the prez focus on solving the real problems he himself created? Getting “his”DOJ to release the Epstein files is a good start.

good cause Maga will be getting hungry by then.

He hates human beings! Thinks they're stupid.

He always checks for grass before raping minors. So it tracks.

Your ass is grass, and we’re the lawnmower

George Toma has a question 🙋

As would Snoop🤣

Compare the administration to a black hole in the universe. There is no bottom.

"GET OFF MY GRASS!!!!!!!!!"

The grass didn’t die 40 years ago. It’s obvious that he smoked it.

was cringing THE WHOLE TIME bc fully expected him to say Grass Lives Matter by the end of that clip

snoop would like a word

Does he mean the smoke and kind of grass hahaha

Whats wrong with that idiot!?! How bout he authorize $$ to be spent on states that have issues with natural disasters. It’s an expensive plan that he’ll bill D.C for.Tired of his exercising “1-upmanship to flaunt power and his lack of agricultural intelligence. He needs to quit his job and go home!

All Biden had to do was mis pronounce a word and MSM was all over it.

I know the most about everything in the world because I’m tonold drump. He has a life expiration too! Hopefully sooner than later!

He's buried enough wifes

Is ‘regrassing’ even a word? Is ‘regrassing’ a thing? Does he think that ‘regrassing’will detract from our interest in getting the Epstein files released? Isn’t it way past time to put Grandpa Orange One in a memory care unit? So many questions. 🤯🤯🤯

Fucking idiot

"I know more about 'shrooms...."???

Knows more about grass than anyone? No, that would be George Toma.

You are a fucking idiot

He is just so exhaustingly…I am at a loss this morning for the words…so I’ll stick with…ignorant.

I'm with Snoop Dog.

Canadians too would like a word.

California has a different kind of 'grass'...

They stood around looking like fools while he talked about the Life of Grass. Grass has life, we have life. We're getting new sprinklers! Fools.

Clutch has a song for that! music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksov...

"Well, I don't know if I'm coming or going If it's Them or Me But one thing's for certain Willie Nelson Only smokes killer weed"

His megalomania really is something else, isn't it? That's what happens, I guess, when you surround yourself with fawning yes–men/women and other grifting wannabes, people looking for favors & who know the key to his shoddy lock is ego flattery. If you stop and think about it, it's terrifying …

LOL! (His Queens accent is so grating on my sensitive soul)

“We have a life and grass has a life”. Ending 6 wars and so altruistically sharing these fascinating insights deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. But first - release the Epstein files!

He's very good at grass. 25th amendment now

Then kick it to schedule 3 or even 5 today