MANY PEOPLE FROM COUNTRYS ALL OVER THE WORLD, INCLUDING THE MOON, WHICH IS A PART OF MARS (WHO KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY COUNTREYS!!), HAVE BEEN CALLING ME TO SAY, SIR, ON "TWEET LIKE DERANGED AUTHORITARIAN FRAUDSTER TRUMP" DAY—"DAFT" DAY—WE SHOULD HAVE PRIZES FOR THE BEST #DAFTDAY TWEETS!!
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There an accordion hands emoji?
I DESERVE THE NOBLE PIECE PRIZE FOR BEST ALL CAPS TWEETER OF ALL TIMES! NOBODY CAN BEET ME! I AM THE MOST INTELLECTUANT AND BEST WINNER OF WARS EVER ON THIS PLANET, OR ANY OTHER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner. You had me a “PIECE PRIZE.”
HAPPY #DAFTDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!
Lately, all seem like they should be Daft Day.
Seriously, if we were still in the pre-digital days of communication, Trump would be sending random people letters constructed with cut-out letters from magazines. His posts are just as demented.
Comedy GOLD. GOLF. COFEFE.
EX MR KELLY CONWAY (SHE DUMPED THE LOSER!) IS NEXT ON MY “LIST.” MANY PEOPLE SAY SEND HIM TO THE FARMS(I LOVE THE FARMERS!) SINCE I’VE DEPORTED 500 THOUSAND “ILLEGALS” IN JULY. THE 700 THOUSAND NASTY GANG MEMBERS WILL BE MAKING INTEL CHIPS(WE GET 10%!). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Sorry guys, Newsom’s FAR better at this than you are 🤔😂🤣
THAT I CAN TELL YOU!
Trump cranial MRI…
😂 bsky.app/profile/77su...
The Bible is sold out…
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I GIVE THE BEST PRIZES. IF SOMEONE WINS THE NOBEL PRIZE, THEY GET A CRAPPY MEDAL. BUT I SHOULD GET A NOBEL PRIZE, BECAUSE I HAVE ENDED 10 WARS. I ENDED THE WAR THAT NOBODY SAID COULD END BETWEEN SAURON AND MIDDLE EARTH. SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID "SIR, YOU ARE THE GREATEST PEACEMAKER EVER."
Glad you liked it.
George- you have the most maga-nificant AHOLE. It is the bigliest, the best, the winningest, strongest, bravest, some might even say, golden, AHOLE of all time!!! It's true, everyone is saying your ahole is the greatest of all time!
Nice word salad, sir!
Except Wakanda. They said something really hilarious, but it was in Hausa.
Hsusa??
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This is over the top and will kill the momentum Newsom is having. This is not in a tone trump would tweet , as crazy as he tweets…. Please stop…..
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GREAT!! #TWEETLIKETWAT CAPS-ING CARNIE CONMAN CALIGULA #CAPIGULA ON #DAFTDAY
That's a banger Ian Ford!
SIR, SIR, YOU FORGOT SATURN WITH ALL ITS MOONS!
Folks if you are going to take part in DAFT day please be sure to include mis spellings and no punctuations. And do make sure that it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Thank you for your attention in this matter.... !!!!!
SO MANY PEOPLE ARE USING ALL-CAPS IN THEIR DERANGED AUTHORITARIAN FRAUDSTER TRUMP #DAFTDAY TWEETS THAT SOCIAL PLATFORMS ARE BEGINNING TO RUN OUT OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND ARE BEGINNING TO RATION THEM! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS. PRETTY SOON THEY WILL HAVE TO BORROW SOME FROM THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS.
OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO APPOINT @gtconway.bsky.social AS SECRETARY OF CAPITAL LETTERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! --RC
We love these parodies. We also suspect DJT killed Ivana. Blunt force injuries from falling down the stairs? Pull the other one.
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🤣🤣 “DAFT” DAY! Though I prefer another version of “AF” 🤓 Looking forward to seeing the tweets.
THERE WILL BE THE BEST TWEETS (FROM ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE, AND OTHER INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE) USING THE BEST WORDS. WORDS SO GOOD YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT!
Your misspellings are putting you on the top of the pack, based on points alone! Unfortunately, it's fairly obvious they are intentional misspellings, so we'll have to see if that changes the final score.
Good job!
PREBICTION ALERT THE STOCK MARKET WILL JUMP 10 TO 25 PERCENT 30 MINUTES BEFORE NEWS OF CANKLES MCBONESPURS WARRIOR KING'S SUDDEN NATURAL CAUSES (SELF INFLUCTED BAD HEALTH) DEMISE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. (Misspelled words of the day: Prebiction and influcted).
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Meanwhile... TRUMP CONTINUES HELPING CHINA Trump says he’ll keep extending TikTok shutdown deadline Trump says money is more important to him than national security and privacy concerns related to TikTok and its Chinese parent company. abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/abcnews....
Meanwhile... TRUMP CONTINUES HELPING PUTIN bsky.app/profile/w-me...
#BEINGPOLITEISNTHELPING
SO MANY PEOPLE COME TO ME AND SAY "SIR< THANK YOU FOR SAVING COAL, WE LOVE COAL ITS NATURAL NOT LIKE SOLAR AND THOSE UGLY BIRD KILLING WINMILLS WHICH ARE ALIEN, LIKE ROSWELL AND AREA 69. BUT PLEASE SIR, FORGIVE ELON WE NEED ELON TO GET TO MARS" I WILL FORGIVEN ELON WHEN HE GIVES ME TEN % OF SPACE-X
STUPID IS A VIRUSES. DONT YOU STUPID. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MATTER.
THE FAKE “TRUMP STYLE” TWEETS ARE A DISASTER! LITTLE GEORGIE CONMAN THINKS HE CAN COPY ME – WRONG! ONLY TRUMP CAN DO TRUMPS. ABSOLUTELY HUGE NUMBERS, RECORDS BROKEN, THE BEST WORDS AND SYLLABUBS. CEASE DAFT DAY IMMEDIATELY.
I HAVE ENDED 10, 12, NO, NOW 20 WARS. THE NOBLE PIECE THING….PLATE IS MINE. WHAT EPSTEIN FILES. DID NOT KNOW HIM SO AM NOT IN THEM. HUNGARY LEADER - NETANYAHU -GOOD COUNTRY -WELL RUN.SAID I WILL WIN
BAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA. YOU SIR, ARE A GENEEUS (WHO KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY GEENIESSES OUTSIDE THE WHYTE HOUSE), AND A TRUE PATREEOT. NO RAGRATS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THESE MOCKING MATTERS. THIS MOTHER FUCKER WILL FALL. IFHDT
#DAFT IT IS AND SO IS Decrepit, Deranged, Aubisve, Authoritarian, Felon Fraud Tyrant TurdTrump. THANK YOU GEORGE, FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I WAS GOLFING ALL DAY AT MY SHITTY NEW JURSEY GOLF COURSE AND JUST HEARD ABOUT TODAY BEING A DAY THAT WE WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO POST LIKE DERANGED AUTHORITARIAN FRAUDSTER TRUMP — HEREAFTER TO BE CALLED “DAFT DAY!” I HOPE I’M NOT LATE!
FIRST PRIZE CAN BE A BIG BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM!!
WORMS ARE EATING MY BRAIN! THE EXCELLENT RFK JR. HAS TOLD ME THAT THIS IS FINE AND WILL MAKE ME HEALTHIER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. MAHA! #DAFTDay
NUMBSKUL NEWSCUM AND NOW OTHERS THINK THEY CAN TWEET LIKE ME BUT THEY ARE WRONG. I ACED MY COGNiTIVE TEST IN 2017!!!! I AM THE BEST!!! MAN WOMAN PERSON CAMERA TV FOX NEWS #1!
"DAFT Day."
I, DONALD J BIDEN, DESERVE THE NOBEL PRZE FOR ECONOMICS THE US ECONOMY HAS NEVER BEN StRINGER SINCE I RECUSED THE DISATEROUS RAPIE OF CORPORATIONS BY MY GERIATICK PROCESSER. I HAVE SIGNED AN ORDER TO MAKE ALL PROGRESSIVES DRINK COW MILK SO MY HENCHMEN WILL KNOW WHICH ONES TO TAKE OUT FOR TREASON!
MY BIDENESS HAS BEEN GOOD BIZNESS FOR AMERICA! I NEED EVERY LOYAL AMERICAN TO DESTROY ALL FAKE BALLOTS- AND YOU KNOW WHICH ONES! THANK U FOR UR DETENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJB.
"THIS IS AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER. BIG WATER. OCEAN WATER."
It’s getting weird.🤔
nice try but it has to be all about him and only unimaginable words in all caps
I had a different interpretation of DAFT... Deranged AF Trump.
I want to tweet like Margery Taylor Greene. I might have to think (way) out of the box to come up with something more creative than Jewish Space Lasers.
Authentic Trump quote: "You’ve got to weave it out. So you — but you always have to — as you say, you always have to get right back to work. Very few weavers around. But it’s a big strain on your — you know, it’s a big — it’s a lot of work. It’s a lot of work.”
GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER JOSEPHINE HAS BEEN DEAD LONGER THAN DONALD HAS BEEN ALIVE, AND SHE HAS SEEN A FEW THINGS... SO SHE KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING 🔥🔥🔥
MOONFACE IS ANGRY (VERY ANGRY!) AND NOT VERY SMART — JUST LIKE THE GREAT RALPH KRAMDEN USED TO SAY “TO THE MOON ALICE!” HE WON’T TELL YOU THAT I MOVED THE GRASS FROM THE ROSE GARDEN TO “THE CAPITOL” BECAUSE I KNOW GRASS BETTER THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD. AND THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES & THEIR SHOES. COVFEFE
