Neandertal…

Shithole country gotta shithole.

He is already offensive..

Thinking out loud, but if you’re always claiming many peace deals and desperately want the Nobel Peace Prize, why would you want to change the name to Dept of War? Doesn’t make sense but then, nothing he says does!!

We do not want war or a department of it!

1984 anyone?

This is the best description of the genius, Donald J Trump.

I doubt the head of The Department of War would ever get a peace prize eh

Put Melania in charge and call it the Department of Whore.

How about a "department for ensuring Paedophiles don't evade justice"?

I thought Gen. Bone Spurs was ending "so many wars?"

Herr groppenfuhrer has a history

Love the name🤭

😉👍

DA

But also wants a peace prize. Jesus wept

This can't be right. He keeps yammering on about how he stops wars, does not start wars.

There’s a war going on in his head now

Peace President?

They are offensive, so there is that.

Ah yes, a White imperialist nation. No one’s seen that before.

The next guy is gonna have quite a todo list on day one. Imagine the cost the change absolutely everything involved in a name change. What a dummy

I suggest the Department of Offense, Defense and Special Teams.

That statement will go far with the Nobel PEACE Prize committee I'm sure

I had NO f@#king idea that the fantastic "Make a Wish" foundation could pull off such a thing. Arranging for this poor thing to pretend to be president and hiring all those television people to play along? My god, what a fantastic thing. It's a shame his disease makes him talk like a neo nazi, but

Maybe I am a little early? How about the department of civil unrest? Or the department of public disorder. ICE is perfect though, it rolls of the tongue like SS or stasi.

whadda friggin geen-yus.

This guy is so fucking exhaustingly stupid

Playing a damn basketball games with the lives of other people.

Sounds like he was integrating some great advice from the stupidest motherfucker in the United States Senate, Tommy Tuberville, who told him, with tears in his eyes, "Mr. President, you can't win with only great defense, you need offense, great offense. Offensive offense."

Vote with your hands up. All in favor? What was I talking about??

Has a nice ring to it. Almost (but not quite) rolls off of your tounge.

Dotard really showing his dementia. People aren’t pointing out the ignorant unedited things said…….

😂

Where is Claus von Stauffenberg when really, really super need him?

A real bone spurs just wanted war! The whole world is laughing at the Bone Spurs in Chief of the USA. 🤡🤡🤡

Well the f*cker offends ME every damned day, mission accomplished.

He’s offensive without any need for a name change

He’s going to be back on taking Greenland by force any minute.

Pretty sure it was an act of Congress that renam… Whatever. Those sorry fucks will let him do it. Also, how much money will this cost us?

In Freudian terms, war is what these MAGA types are all about. That war starts in their own souls, becoming a war on their own consciences and now projected as a war on anything 'woke' -- i.e. any moral sign of human decency.

How about the Defense of Epstein's Files

The same guy trying to establish a Department of War is also campaigning for the Nobel Peace Prize. Makes total sense. I read once that “War is peace.”

What does this guy want? To be the greatest peacemaker of all times or the conqueror of Greenland, Panama, Canada and whatever other imperial designs he has in that mind of his.

So... starting new wars then. Definitely deserves Nobel prize

I just wanted to change a name too: ‘president trump’ back to ‘Felon tRump’

I heard this yesterday but thought it was satire. Really sad we can’t tell anymore.

The Felon says he hates war but he wants a Department of War.

I think most citizens of the world already view Trump as pretty offensive, TBH!

He’s dying to nuke something.

"(War, huh) yea (What is it good for?) Absolutely nothin" Song by Edwin Star Where are today's counterculture people?

He went from 6, then 10 wars he stopped?!?!?!

Another amazing move toward Nobel Peace Prize , making military going on offense !!!!!

And someone said he wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

Degenerate & in full Alzheimer’s. He belongs in a cage where he won’t hurt anymore kids.

🙄

will we ever see his hands again? 😆

Nothing like the word War to send message of Peace

Not so good for the peace prize.

💩🤮

The real offense is seeing that idiot in the oval office.

So, if the DoD becomes the Dept of War doesn't that mean sending troops to US cities is declaring war on those cities? Seems a logical conclusion to me.

I'm confused. Wasn't one of his big campaign promises that he was going to end "forever wars". That he would keep us out of wars. So why would we need a Dept. of War?

How much is this gonna cost?

Dude can't even take Greenland!

The Department of Dummies.

The Department of Duhhhhhhhfense.

Trump could kill two birds with one stone by changing the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of Robert E. Lee.

youtu.be/-Ue5F57dZMU?...

Historically the logo featured some weapons, a corset and two boobs on the side.

All the important stuff.

Seems at odds with his dream of winning a Nobel Peace prize. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Everyday brings a new level of stupid with this ass!🙄🙄🙄

Richtig!

What an asshole!

And he wants the Nobel Peace Prize?

I can't to hear anymore of his brilliant ideas!!

Bla Bla Bla

Trump ist ein Dummkopf

Nobel peace prize is secured

No peace prize for you!!

Oh God

MAJOR MORON ALERT 🚨🚨 LOL good one George we like. the end would be good at 🟠💩😵‍💫 Unstable Genius.

Trump: We're renaming it to the Department Of War Trump: I want a peace prize The man isn't smart enough to be a fucking idiot.

The President who "said" ( ie words tumbling from mouth) he was against forever wars wants to name a Department the Department of War. If that isn't Orwellian Double-Speak...

An interesting and frightening assessment. Please use a translator. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Going from defense to war, Trump isn’t exactly playing to the Nobel Peace Prize committee, is he?

Was für ein dummer seniler alter Mann.

Peace Prize acceptance speech practice

Wait…he told MAGA he was not going to start wars or military action outside of the US. Why does he need an offensive force.

God I’m so sick of him and his pie hole.

Sounds like having a Ministry of Propaganda comes next.

Officially, I mean.

Herr Donald von BoneSpurs is setting up for invasions of Canada and Greenland. But he needs to control the US citizenry first. You know who followed this same playbook? Yep, Hitler.

Finally a job that Coach Tuberville is qualified for: offense or defense? That is the question.

He should head the Department of Offense. When is someone going to lead him right out of that office? This is nuts, that such a deranged individual is supposedly "leading" our country.

Someone is feeding him lines.

Don Draper would fire Don Raper for having stupid marketing ideas

please someone tell him(out loud so everyone can hear) renaming the Dept of Defence to Dept of War would eliminate any chance of you getting the Nobel Peace Prize.

want want want - everyone has wants....a lot of people want you not to wake up tomorrow morning... we don't always get what we want.

I checked: the change from Department of War to Department of Defense occurred in 1949. Don't let 76 years of defense matter as long as Trump gets his war (and the peace prize).

He is plenty offensive based on his smell alone.

So Damn Sick Nazi Trump!

So much for the “peacemaker” yearning for his Nobel Prize.

“No more wars”😂😂😂

Sounds like a tomato tomato thing… How about a Dept of Peace! ☮️

I thought he wanted to stop wars. There goes any last chance for that Nobel Peace Prize Barack Hussein Obama received and poor little Dotard Bone Spurs will never get. That was the very reason they changed the name, Deranged Donnie.

Von Schitzinpants Mccankles can get bent.

Distraction from the fact that Trump released 3% of the Epstein files & 97% of that 3% was already public. Trumps a no good waste of space fucking pedophile. He should’ve been rotting in prison years ago instead destroying our country. Put this prick away for good & all who’s covering for him!

Department of War??? The "I can't vote for warmonger Hillary" crowd must be so relaxed and comfortable right now.

😆🤣loving the really bad German. From now on, Let’s all just call an idiotic lunatic, “an idiotic lunatic.”

Well, it tracks with how offensive he is.

Stupidity Donald Trump

I thought this MFer ran on stopping all the wars. I thought he wanted that Nobel Peace Prize. That’s all the Magats could talk about. That and lowering our grocery prices, which at last check, were in fact going up. So like, they’re only in it for the racism now I guess?

We did not win everything , nut job !

He looks like a freakish, nervous rat with his tiny hands tucked beneath the desk.

I think this tells you all you need to know. Trump WILL invade a defenceless little country at some point so that he can avoid elections because the USA is at war. I bet they're already drawing up plans. And the USA doesn't win everything: Korea? Vietnam? The Bay of Pigs? Afghanistan? NO

The similarities to Germany in the 1930s just keep getting more apparent. Does he think invading other countries for wealth is our next move? No wonder he admires Putin. We have a true authoritarian as a leader. Shame on what used to be the Republican party.

Day 15 of Dem takeover (bc we've got so much more important shit to do), we need to require a competency test for all candidates. Cognitive tests for all elected into office. *Consider it a work requirement for Health Insurance, like Congress added to Medicaid/Medicare. No more fucking idiots.

Do you think any of these idiots could pass the citizenship test?

Trump Admin? Absolutely not. House members: Dems would outscore Reps 10 to 1. Maybe as high as 25 to 1. Senators: I think maybe all but 2 Dems would pass. Since most R's are reaching 100, passage rate would be about 75%. They've been around a while.

Sigh….

Donald the Dove

Überreisig Reichsführer Donald von der Taco ideas are 💩

“I may not like Donald Trump’s rhetoric but I’m voting for him because he is the anti-war candidate.”

He’s traitor and a bum from Queens. Russia no sanctions and no tariffs.

He is a lunatic

Isn’t it interesting how Trump’s doing all these distractions to keep journalists away from his real intentions: Protecting Putin and the Russian economic decline while he sells out western Democracies and pumps the U.S. dry of money. How do I know these things? I READ.

Love it

Glad the White House is focusing the big problems.

He is very defensive about how offensive he is.

Where are you hands Donny? Whatcha doing down there?

When are those swollen ankles and moldy hands going to start seriously kicking in?

🙏🏻

I wrote it before: Do you really think JD would be any better?

Yes I do, which isn't to say he would be good. He's still a stinking fascist, but he wouldn't have the same support from the GOP fascist cult that traitor Trump has and Rs in the Senate would be a bit tougher on him.

Mr No More Wars wants to start wars

So he wants to invade sovereign countries like daddy Putin? He can fuck all the way off!

I smell Pete Hogwash, the barely officer and not-quite gentleman whose 'warrior culture' is pusillanimous to the extreme. This is overcompensation writ large.

US Department of Forever Wars

How about going all the way and naming it the “Department of Trump‘s War?”

So the anti-war president now wants to change DoD to DoW?!? Sounds very pro-war to me!!

They are offensive. Mission accomplished.

Und es ist eine schlechte idee.

Eine sehr schlechte und überflüssige Idee. 😡

Ich stimme dir zu, freund. 🤮

And we've recently needed to be on offense when.....? Ok, outside of DC.

America has gone from Fireside Chats to Golden Toilet Twaddle…

I guess the offence would be invasion of Greenland and Canada. Oh, and Chicago. I suspect Chicago will be taking offense.

Invasion offre Canada ?

*of

Dragging America backwards … again.

4 hrs i heard he rambled on.....i would have to throw up continually if i was in that room...

It’s because he can spell war but he can’t spell defense.

I do find some tiny solace in the fact that all of these Quislings have to sit there for hours and listen to his drivel, then lick his boots when he pauses for breath. We at least can change the channel. It’s not enough, but it’s something.

What he wants personally is of zero relevance. He will rot in jail one day. Tick Tock.

I am afraid, you are wrong here: What he wants is very relevant because he is able to do and get what he wants. And no, with SCOTUS’s help he will stay out of jail and rot at home. Is there still anybody left who thinks the man is not barking mad?

Agree with almost all of it. Too many are in denial. They think somebody so stupid will automatically fail and they don't have to expose themselves to end this madness. They are wrong. Every sane person, politican, locally and globally has to isolate Trump and all his lackies. No exception.

I am afraid it’s too late for isolating him. Plus, you cannot isolate people like him.

I disagree. This is a personal decision from every single person. Yes, reality shows us a lot of people won't, because they are opportunists or have no spine at all. But if rules break down bullies are getting a real problem. While he breaks every rule, he relies on us not to. Sheeps become lions

Well, good luck with your trying to isolate him. He has surrounded himself with people who do whatever he tells them to and let him do whatever he wants to do. Plus, he is the greatest bully of all and breaks down the rules without getting any consequences or problems at all.

You isolate every Trump supporter. That means about 1 in 4 Americans. You don't employ them, you don't buy from or sell to them, you tell them to fuck off, even if friends or family. Far too many think they can go along with them and therefore help Trump to get awy with anything. This must change.

All that you’re suggesting to do, will not change THIS:

It will. You see it, others will see it too one day. It takes time till things start to fall apart but then all of a sudden, a lot of anger and hate will onload on him and his lackies. A good summary you put up here. Thanks.

It is both offense and defense we’ve just been calling it that with a wink and nod goddamnit he has no chill

To honor our Confederacy, shouldn’t that be the Dept. of Wah?

He hereby declares Army cots are now called War Mattresses. Golden Age.

full name.... Department Of War Against American Citizens

In other words, distraction from Epstein

Umm gee, here I thought only congress had the authority to name departments? Not Kim Jung Don aka the Cheeto Pedo! Silly me.

Everyone should take note of this. Putin has gotten a million Russians (mostly men) killed or wounded in his stupid war against Ukraine. Joe Rogan and other podcasters talking primarily to men need to inform them of the risk. Trump is taking us down a dangerous road.

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The Nobel Warfighter Prize. . . Oh, he dodged his chance to fight on offense in Vietnam.

Next up: Department of the Interior