DOORDASH to US ATTORNEY JEANINE PIRRO: "We're sorry we were unable to complete your order, ma'am. The store had plenty of the boxed Chianti but was totally out of sandwich indictments"
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I can see auntie Franzia sneaking in a swig every time she gets bad news. Which evidently is a lot.
aug 27, 2025, 3:39 pm β’ 7 1 β’ view
She shares with whiskey Pete
aug 27, 2025, 6:43 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Plus the poor DoorDash delivery person would be harassed, ticketed and possibly detained. Go get your own boxed wine.
aug 28, 2025, 11:50 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Next step: indict sandwich man for tax fraud and attempt to deport him to Uganda.
aug 27, 2025, 9:08 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
The Legend of *Sub Commander Sean* They need a whole battalion to bring him in ( even tho he offered to appear voluntarily).....
aug 27, 2025, 3:45 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
It was performative for an audience of one.
aug 27, 2025, 3:47 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
Tell her " we don't owe you shit" Better yet Here is the song, youtu.be/9kbNZNpG-tg?...
aug 27, 2025, 11:59 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
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aug 27, 2025, 11:58 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
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aug 27, 2025, 6:20 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
You mean they couldn't get anything to stick? Should have toasted the cheese.
aug 27, 2025, 3:39 pm β’ 10 0 β’ view
Hoagieβs Heroes
aug 28, 2025, 11:52 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
π€£π€£
aug 28, 2025, 1:44 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Can expect an Executive Order illegally attempting to suspend Grand Juries in DC.
aug 27, 2025, 3:47 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Good one ,
aug 28, 2025, 9:57 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 27, 2025, 4:00 pm β’ 10 0 β’ view
Maybe you could sub poena some witnesses, Jeanine. #food4thought #thinkFresh
aug 28, 2025, 1:52 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 27, 2025, 8:09 pm β’ 14 2 β’ view
yay! Yay! YAY!
aug 27, 2025, 4:22 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
LOL!!!π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
aug 27, 2025, 5:06 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Box Wine Judy! π
aug 28, 2025, 4:53 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Grand jury to prosecutors: βWhereβs the beef?β
aug 27, 2025, 7:59 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Pirro doesnβt need Door Dash-she has a catheter filling her with alcohol 24/7!
aug 27, 2025, 3:49 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
If he had ordered the combo, with chips and drink, it would have been a triple indictment
aug 27, 2025, 3:40 pm β’ 6 0 β’ view
aug 28, 2025, 2:13 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
if folks recall, Judge Alito made the point in previous oral argument that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich... oh well
aug 27, 2025, 9:40 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
This one just didn't have the mustard
aug 27, 2025, 3:39 pm β’ 13 0 β’ view
Same old baloney, different bread.
aug 27, 2025, 3:58 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
It's just the way the pickle slices, unfortunately
aug 27, 2025, 3:48 pm β’ 6 0 β’ view
We, the people, still matter. Do not let any crazy political people shake your belief in we, the people.
aug 27, 2025, 3:39 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
The Pirro Pack, now with longer straw, to capture every drop
aug 28, 2025, 12:40 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I can imagine DC will get to the point of zero delivery drivers due to ICE actions.
aug 28, 2025, 12:34 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Touchdown George Conway.
aug 27, 2025, 3:41 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Hell, I think you should get a ticket for throwing anything at anybody. But it is a dangerous thing to do right now, New-Goring (Miller) is itching for troops to start blowing away "woke" and dark skinned people as soon as possible.
aug 27, 2025, 3:43 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
aug 27, 2025, 6:23 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
:)
aug 28, 2025, 9:34 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Is this why Kellyanne divorced you ?
aug 27, 2025, 4:52 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
It's obviously open sandwich season in DC now.
aug 27, 2025, 3:48 pm β’ 7 0 β’ view
aug 27, 2025, 8:04 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Must not have been ham.
aug 27, 2025, 3:42 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
pirro's mistake. should have asked to indict the sandwich instead of the dunn guy.
aug 27, 2025, 3:46 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I'm retired LE. I would not have bothered to even chase the sandwich guy had I been the "victim" of that "attack". There is a certain amount of stupid behavior that should be expected from the public. Cops are supposed to have thicker skin than the general public.
aug 27, 2025, 3:51 pm β’ 24 2 β’ view
You are smarter than them . They are thick headed time bombs .
aug 28, 2025, 9:59 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Yeah, but these guys are like failed mall cops.
aug 27, 2025, 3:59 pm β’ 12 2 β’ view
One could say that sandwich was a... hero
aug 28, 2025, 12:51 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
π€£π€£π€£π€£ too funny
aug 27, 2025, 4:43 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
π₯°π€£π€£π€£π₯π₯π₯
aug 27, 2025, 10:55 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
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aug 27, 2025, 3:44 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
These jokes will go on for a long time. Trumps entire administration is just so incompetent. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/law-...
aug 27, 2025, 3:51 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 27, 2025, 9:29 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
They literally failed to indict a ham sandwich!
aug 28, 2025, 2:18 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Hoagie's Hero! π
aug 27, 2025, 5:58 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I hope if they go for a lessor charge the grand jury also choose to not indictβ¦ and let the hero go forth about his lifeβ¦ and maybe someone can just give him a job for his patriotic outrageβ¦ and the agent should be mocked foreverβ¦ itβs a fucking sandwich .. bunch snowflake pansies..
aug 28, 2025, 1:31 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
If only it had been a ham sandwich instead of an Italian!
aug 27, 2025, 4:07 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
#IncompetentPirro
aug 27, 2025, 9:26 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
LMAO π€£ π€£ π€£ π€£
aug 27, 2025, 8:54 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
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aug 27, 2025, 3:41 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
How soon before America goes broke with all these frivolous court cases?
aug 27, 2025, 8:33 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
How about hot pizza or burger?
aug 27, 2025, 9:42 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Not the gyro we deserve, but the gyro we need.
aug 27, 2025, 3:39 pm β’ 8 0 β’ view
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aug 27, 2025, 5:11 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
π€...π ππ€£π€ͺ funny George! #TrumpCrimeFamilyForPrison and #TrumpPedoFiles
aug 27, 2025, 3:56 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
also no delivery drivers available because jailed
aug 27, 2025, 3:44 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
Or not hiding/working to avoid deportation.
aug 27, 2025, 3:57 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
A croque, Madame.
aug 27, 2025, 3:42 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
At least, Hegseth has someone who he can drink with.....
aug 27, 2025, 9:39 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Not grubby little fascist sycophants who massively over-charge their victims.
aug 27, 2025, 11:04 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
So you're saying there won't be a 10-day waiting period on my next sub sandwich?
aug 27, 2025, 3:58 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Apparently Janine Boxowine canβt indict ANYBODYβ¦ Great pick, there, Donnyβ¦ π
aug 27, 2025, 4:09 pm β’ 4 1 β’ view
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aug 28, 2025, 9:40 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
They couldn't cut the mustard on this case.
aug 27, 2025, 3:51 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
aug 27, 2025, 3:58 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I guess you CAN'T always indict a ham sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 3:42 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Wait, what? No fava beans? Psh.
aug 27, 2025, 3:58 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
A real hero.
aug 27, 2025, 7:40 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Fuck this shit! π€¬
aug 27, 2025, 9:53 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Everyone knows it needed to be at least a party sub to secure a felony conviction .
aug 27, 2025, 4:06 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
You know she drinks white zin Franzia like it is 1987.
aug 27, 2025, 3:54 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 27, 2025, 3:45 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
Thatβs hilarious, George. π· π₯ͺ
aug 27, 2025, 3:41 pm β’ 7 0 β’ view
Pirro: βLettuce try it, again."
aug 27, 2025, 3:52 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
That scene seemed like a Benny Hill episode. Just rediculous for even chasing the guy!
aug 27, 2025, 8:43 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
Earth tilts on axis as it is discovered that you cannot indict a ham sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 4:31 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
Must not have been a ham sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 3:47 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
...Federal Snowflakes
aug 28, 2025, 12:56 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
slurring βI WONT BORE YOU WITH FACTSβ doesnβt work outside of the fox set.
aug 27, 2025, 5:41 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
i say give him ticket for littering, and let's all be friends, sit down and have a beer. whoops, hand slipped.
aug 27, 2025, 5:15 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Now that's funny π
aug 27, 2025, 3:38 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Buy Franzia stock today. Boxed wine orders in the DC area are about to explode.
aug 27, 2025, 3:52 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Youβre on a roll George.
aug 27, 2025, 4:55 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Utterly ridiculous to charge someone for tossing a sandwich π₯ͺ at an officer. What a total marshmallow, that officer should have been in the Capital during Trumps interaction & face bats, tear gass, & flag poles, etc. But a sandwich π₯ͺ come on how embarrassing π³.
aug 28, 2025, 12:23 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Pirro drinks so much her last urine specimen had an olive in it.
aug 27, 2025, 4:38 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view