I was wondering what that cloud over Sterling was today.

Hes swollen after Its a matter of time. Hes cheated his entire life he cant cheat death.

That's not him.

Father Time is undefeated.

The irony here is that he thinks he can cheat death. 😳

He walked out without making a long-winded, bullshit statement? How...un-Trump of him.

Death is the one thing there is no escaping. It must bug the shit out of him. He will be gone forever in the near future. I hope I’m alive to see it.

Totally bloated. On a high dose course of steroids? Or cardiovascular-related water retention?

I think he's never totally recovered from COVID. But it's getting pretty plain the man is in rapid decline now. Vance and the rest will be like fish in a barrel when he's gone. Which makes them more dangerous as they rush to get Project 2025 completed.

Unsung sacrifice by melania to support golfing on scarce free time of busiest president anybody has ever seen

the latter… he’s in heart failure.

They are giving him so many drugs to try to keep him alive it’s not funny.

They probably have to slip it in his KFC because dementia won't let him remember.

It is fun to watch tho. His slow demise.

I think that’s what happened with Jim Jones. Keep hope alive lol.

I was thinking his face looked different this week, like maybe some botox to try to freshen him up?

Or all of the above. However don’t get excited about the “bruising”. My dog just grazed my arm with her paw jumping off the bed. I share Scottish genetics and age with Trump. Thin skin. Don’t think I’m dying, not on blood thinners and rode my mtn bike 12 miles at altitude. Senile purpura.

Sad!

Good. A public smiting ⚡ on the golf course ⛳ will be much more appropriate.

How I imagine it going. Karma, baby!

YES! 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻 That would be a gift to humanity!

If this doesn’t cheat at golf You know something is up

Are we sure? I’ve only seen one distance picture of him looking like swollen crap. I’ll be looking out for his next press appearance. (Putin is known to have body doubles) 🤔

And he seems to take advice from him on other things …

🖕🏻

Ah, fuck!!

Well.. his former wife also departed to the golf course a while ago....

For the weekend at least

Goddamnit!!!!

The El Cid of golf.

It was always going to be golf. He was missing for a few days to learn and master some new golf-cheating techniques.

Fuck

He is hiding all his bruises

Damn.

Do not despair. It's just a matter of time.

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Found his video of this on YouTube and posted it for those who don't have Spotify. youtube.com/shorts/8SHLa...

Ahhhhh

phew - just got my Is He Dead Yet teeand thought it was already passé

Wouldn’t want to be VP when 47 hears that couch boy said he’s ready to take over! He’s liable to get a visit from puppy killer and her personal goon squad! They threatened pence on Jan. 6! They will drag a guillotine to wherever Vance is vacationing and claim JD slipped and cut his own head off!

Is it REALLY him though? 🤔

My favorite! I will thank you in advance of my taking it.

Okay… this post wins!

Sure but time kills as well .

Look on the bright side, every event needs a rehearsal to really pull off a great occasion.

You jinxed it!

If I never see his face again, it will be too soon!

😡

Until I see him actually cheat at golf I won’t believe it’s him.

Better for us to see him keel over than wonder did he really.

May he trip and accidentally impale himself on the first green’s flagstick.

🤣

Wake me up when he is handcuffed and taken away

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Well, fuck!!!

Pretty sure the back of the hand is looking bad today

Do he speak could it have been a body double. Please don’t let this be the end of another conspiracy 🤪

How's the weather there now? Any thunderstorms?

Sigh. SIGH.

Well, 💩. Was hoping his escort would have been the Grim Reaper..............

Update: just playing nine at Sligo Creek today

Damn!!!

Fuck 😡

I'll bet he isn't fit enough to walk the 18 holes!

Fat ass never walks. He even breaks protocol by driving his cart on the green.

😱

I wonder when was the last time he played 18 holes.

He's going to start putting while in the cart.....

He hasn’t been fit enough to walk 18 holes in 50 years!

He never walks, he drives his cart, even on the green. I'll never understand how golf enthusiasts don't hate him with ever fiber of their being.

We will all know he's dead when he doesn't show up to play golf!

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit!!

They’re setting us up for the transfer of power. In a few weeks they’ll be an announcement that his health has deteriorated to the point where he can’t do his job..blah, blah, blah. Then shit will get real, because the folks behind Trump are very psychopathic people and don’t GAF

True. But the cult will have lost its leader. Game changer.

Great health and not great health, we won't know until we look, right?

And for a moment we all remembered how hope feels.

They had to bury him in the dirt for a while so he could regenerate.

Notable that someone must be ensuring he doesn't have his phone. Or did they give him one not connected to the internet?

Patience is a virtue, it's the art of waiting well. Meanwhile, let's : Call our representatives Get out to the protests Look out for our neighbors Rinse / repeat He's 79, those bone spurs may still travel up to whatever passes for a heart.

Hilarious!

Those shoes are cryin’.

The toes want to break free!

Every time I read a post that starts out, “President Trump just departed” I get very excited.

Maybe he's realizing there aren't enough security people on the planet...

My God. I got to thinking of this possibility. What if something does happen to the Orange Guy? Do we have to replace him with the Elon wannabe, JD? What chaos will be unleashed on US? We know he will be Thiel’s puppet. Will it be even worse than Project 2025? We gotta get House and Senate back

It will be a free for all & so much easier to remove the whole regime.

Personally I’m thinking it’ll be a free for all and warp into a blood bath. They won’t want to give up what they’ve stolen

Some will jump ship hoping we forget them, some will turn on the others & the loud ones will do exactly that, not give in. Drag them out time.

I think the long knives come out in maga/gop land, as they jockey for power & settle petty squabbles

I don't think maga loves Vance, and they won't support him. Vance will be hated throughout the land. But he'll still try to continue with the current fascist plans.

Humm, perhaps. Don’t underestimate how much the MAGA crowd loves money. Thiel’s a billionaire who is not shy about flooding the MAGA crowd with money. If Elon didn’t do it last election, Thiel would have done it. I think with enough money and they show how to Own the Libs, the MAGA crowd will follow

Damn.

Only one mulligan is allowed.

“In Russia, EVERY Trump shot is mulligan!”

And how are his cankles doing?

Not cankley enough. However cankley they are today, it’s not enough.

Don’t believe it for a second.

The roof! 👍🏻 😉

Ditto! Please jump!

👏😂 just NO parachute, please!

Bummer

I’m so disappointed

🫩

Darn.

Could he have left it at, “President Trump just departed”?

So disappointing. If we cannot believe a possible hoax prophesy based on an animated sitcom on basic cable, WHAT CAN WE BELIEVE?

Fuck

I know his death is just a rumor, but it gave us time to prepare the parade floats and marching bands!!

Last round with any luck.

Dang!

Such a letdown.

BOO!!

Maybe he’s been hiding out because hair and makeup didn’t get their contract renewed? Blondi fired them?

Uuuggghhhhh!!!!

All things must pass.

Shame

There is always lightning

But I thought the recent ruling on Tariffs was going to be "the end of America"? Surely this fearless leader wouldn't play golf while the USA falls into the abyss?!?

Crap

Heads up. Worst golfer with a colossal slice is back to trying it yet again.

Yeah but this means either he was getting whatever treatment he needs that's causing all the bruising or his dementia was so bad they knew hiding him and letting everyone think he was dead was the better option. So not that joyous day, but someday soon.

Considering the problems he has do you think he was doing his dialysis? Or is he just getting so worn out from his illnesses that he has to take a few days off every time he does something now.

Possibly. Going into renal failure makes sense from his symptoms and he'd be a terrible candidate for a transplant with his age and his other health conditions. I'm guessing between the heart failure and the dementia, he has a lot of treatments he needs multiple days to recover from.

Who cares?! Did he solve the Ukraine war yet??

You really know how to ruin a girl’s day.

Dammit

😕

Blueballed again. But the buildup has to go somewhere eventually.

Hardly a "public appearance." Getting in and out of a car is not an appearance, it's a display.

But could he speak?

Well that’s ruined the weekend

Labor Day and dead Donald day would be quite the reason to celebrate

Don't be sad, my child, he looks like hell.

Well, first…you have to believe what his administration put out. I don’t.

it could be a body double........

nah, that is a body double. the real tRump died.

Yes. Monday's protests would have been lit.

Not necessarily. Let's all hope he achieves his big beautiful STROKE today playing golf. Clots & Prayers! 🤞

yeah, I was feeling really happy for a moment, but back to being deflated...

Well, first…you have to believe what his administration put out. I don’t.

fair!

At least 2025

Post per @probon.bsky.social Day Ain’t Over Yet

I am going to need someone with a telephoto lens who doesn’t work for a corporate own media outlet over there stat.

Bummer! 😔

My dead pool will end in a tie. Everyone picked Das Orange Boot.

Guys, guys, come on, you know he was only sulking because he wasn't given that Nobel Peace Prize he demanded this week...he's had a good sulk and now he's going to golf (where he somehow *always* wins) to feel better. Maybe with a new few fake magazine covers around his club.

Watched some faux news had some kfc, a romp with satan and he’s back

Someone should take a picture of his hand, to see if there's still a bruise or remnants of it. If not, maybe ....

exactly. they forget to mimic the bruises?

Needed to rest up for the long weekend of golf ahead. 😐

Anything to not be in an empty house. Melanie is long gone.

Trump’s minions are terrified he will die & leave them to clean up his mess. And the entire lot are massively hated by most Americans, so good luck.

Not quite solved - he has been silent for days. No rants in posts or even posts purporting to be him, just, silence. Not normal for the orange menace.

Well SHIIIIIT! 💩💩💩

I cannot stand when people call him president

Thank goodness—I have company. He’s not a pr******t. He’s a pretender.

Looks terrible and let’s see if he actually plays golf. Either way I am enjoying this speculation.

Great news Hope he slips and breaks his head Oops there is no brain. Neck

Wrong "departed"

So somebody jinxed it, eh?

Wasn’t me, wasn’t me! Just because I got a bottle of champagne to have chilling in the fridge doesn’t mean it was me!

It's amazing what just the right cocktail of drugs can do for a person.

Damn it!🤬

Oh, foo.

Fuck

So... The Orange criminal is just playing golf at his own resorts being paid by the federal government... His usual activity then...

On that other platform, it’s being said he hasn’t been seen and the video of him going to golf is old.

I read that and I thought it said "at his resort in Vagina". Am I dyslexic or what?

Pics or it didn’t happen

Odd for him to be spending a weekend in DC, isn't it?

I don't think I would have believed it if he hadn't been wearing that shirt which truly highlights his large man boobs. DAMMIT. I was hoping mightily....

Receiving medical infusions?

No doubt on the taxpayers dime

Bullshit. They're gonna hide the fact he's either dead or close to dead for as long as they possibly can because they know it's all gonna be over when that fat fuck croaks

Nope. In denial, Sir.

Fun while it lasted. 🙂

Did anyone see him close up? On NBC Nightly News, they had a brief clip with people shielding the view of what appeared to be a halting, hobbling man. They pointed out he hadn't been see in 3 days. Has anyone seen pics after that?

Booooo

Damn

In other words, he hasn’t worked since Tuesday, but he will play golf today. Got it.

Fair enough, but does anyone really want the man working?

He's 'always working' - like when he declassified documents with his mind....

Those 3 days of IV therapies, Mc burgers and coke bought him another weekend of cheating on the golf course

Jabba the Putz.

Show me a photo!

4 days of IV treatments into his hand might make it a little hard to hold a club.

They're just moving the orange blob around because they see that the internet noted the absence of yam tits. Like a shell game... Photos of him golfing or I call bullshit...

I forgot about Yam Tits 🤣

This occurred to me.

Yeah, proof or it didn't happen!

That was my first thought.

Video and not AI of him playing. Walking. Anything but a still shot of him getting into a car. Lol

Surprised they haven't put a central line or port in, something that is easily hidden beneath clothes.....

They may have, at this point. A lot can happen in the time that he has been out of the public eye, and I suspect his medical team is in full Hail Mary mode.

Damnit 😭

Anyone remember this? Really two things: 1. The uproar over a brief surgery. 2. Something called a "press corps" that asked persistent questions. apnews.com/article/aust...

@gtconway.bsky.social brb, grabbing a fuckin voodoo doll. the day is still young.

Imagine being such a vile human being (if that's what he is) that the entire planet is cheering for his death.

It’s doesn’t faze him at all. He thinks he’s love by millions. Wouldn’t be surprised if some heads of state hate him. They tolerate him. If only he had a clue.

IF that's what he is? He IS a vile human being! I'll bet Satan can't wait until he returns home. 😉

And make them closeup. Could be a fake Cheeto.

There can't be two people that look like that on this planet!

You would think, and yet... bsky.app/profile/slot...

If he plays golf well - without cheating - we’ll know

If he doesn't play golf at all will we know?

So true

It DEFINITELY looks like the real him. 😐

Super bloated.

🤮

He looks SWOLLEN! Yikes!

I wonder if that’s why he hasn’t made any appearances. He doesn’t want the world to see him, which would be a first. He’s probably going to tweet that he’s healthier than he’s ever been. The healthiest person to ever exist. No one has ever been healthier. Big beautiful health.

With no teeth.

He's looking horrible, though.

Yes, he is so swollen! Gonna have trouble holding a golf club🤣

To be fair, he’s always looked horrible. But he does absolutely look like shit in this picture.

They try to hide it, but now they are desperate.... That speaks volumes.

1000% 🎯

He looks like he has severe edema.

Steroid face.

What's up with the swollen face?

I don’t think it’s actually him.

Oh - body double? That’s not Trump.

That’s my guess.

I'd know those yam tits anywhere

Damn he is bloated. The time draws closer.

🤞🏻

That’s not him

Exactly.

Put a red hat and an embroidered polo on any old, fat, white MAGA and could get the same look. I wonder if fake Melania went, too? #WeekendAtDonnies

Right?? 🤣🤣

If his neck get any “thicker”, he’ll have to start wearing a dickie. ( sorry… just too easy)

There’s no way them knees don’t howl 24/7.

I hope he feels as amazing as he looks.

Check the ear for scars😂

The name on the shirt proves it.

🤣

Well there’s steroid moon face with cankles to match.

He looks really puffy in his face. Edema?

Either that, or a body double? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yeah, all this shit is bonkers. I think he’s dead.

Not sure it’s his chin or neck.

He’s wearing his name on his shirt in case he’s found wandering.

Welll he had been known to trot out a fake Melania

I know that I am. I wake up disappointed every morning.

No need to put the if clause. It has been observed and confirmed.

'Vile' isn't under scrutiny. 'Human being' is.

Exactly

✅

This is an old trick. Keep the leader out of public view for a few days, then several days, every now and then, fueling speculation that they have health problems or have died. This creates a boy-who-cried-wolf assumption when it actually happens, giving conspirators more time to consolidate power.

If he doesn't have an open casket you know they decided to retire his butt and he's not dead. Look at Vance's movements.

Nah, when Thiel makes the call, they'll just throw a toaster in the tub while his bathing, like in the Colombo episode.

I woke up feeling like it was Christmas morning today, only to discover this lump of coal.

He has a golf course in VA too? geez

Damn the luck!

Mar-A-Lardo.

Oh, likely just a little 'glow up', or perhaps an adjustment of the 'meds' that are keeping him awake a few hours a day...when he can no longer even pretend to golf, we'll know!

"His resort," being the only important aspect.

Maybe it's a body double ? If you can't get too close, I'd bet on it...

I don't buy it, Ive seen this movie before

Tomorrow is another day....

As much as I dislike the prez, it was a beautiful day for golfing, a Saturday, and a holiday weekend. I can understand why he got out of town.

I am sad.

🚨BREAKING🚨 The White House just announced how they will announce the passing of Donald J. Trump to the world. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

😂😂😂😂

😂🤣😂

What do you burn to make that color smoke?

The dead 🍊range #MOTUS in an orange colored pedophile prison jumpsuit …😎 Trump isn’t the #POTUS, he is the #MOTUS… Moron Of The United States Trump isn’t the #POTUS, he is the #MOTUS

McDonald's farts?

MAGA hats

Republicans

That's the exhaust from Satans express trolly to the worst places in hell.

The entire GOP.

Wouldn't that be black smoke, like burning tires?

The Constitution.

Clowns

😂😂😂😂

😂

Damn…I was hoping he was gone dog good😟

Sorry…typo! Gone FOR good…

Damn, Virginian's get ready with your signs for the bunker bitch.

Womp Womp 😔

Cankles in Thief still alive? What a waste of human existence!😡 Where's the Epstein files!!??🤬

The elephant in the room's expression has now an image to refer to.

I’m ready for New Year’s but hoping to enjoy this sooner!!!! Epstein Files Trump Epstein Trump Epstein Maxwell Maxwell Maxwell, Trump #VoteBlueNoMatterWho

I'm hoping before Xmas so American children can have 13 dolls & 13 pencils, instead of just one as cheapo PEDOfuhrer suggested. 🤷😡

Not time to remove the cork, but it’s time to put it in the fridge…

Or perhaps his body double.

If ‘Schrödinger's Psychopath’ wasn’t a thing, it is now… 😎

Wrong! Trump died and they replaced him with a robot. A dumb, incoherent robot... with syphilitic dementia. My, how technology has advanced!

If this is the best technology has to offer, count me out…

He’s got bigger tits than Melabia!

Look at his bloated his face is

That doesn’t even look like him.

We would also have accepted Schrödinger's Scrotum-Skinned Face.

A post like this without a time stamped photo just seems lazy.

Damn...

It's Weekend at Donnie's.

Well- Damn….

Darn!

They been spotted ... Sorry, guys!

That's disappointing. But even the best medical care we have can only prop up his carcass for so long.

Oh fuck there goes all of our hopes and dreams 😡

Has he actually been seen? I’m old though to remember when Soviet dictators could be dead for weeks beforehand they stopped “holding meetings” and attending private functions

Can we see a pic?

Is Andrew Cuomo with him?

A better question: What sad pig donated for his organ transplant?

Fuck.

Now now... that means he's going to have to walk. And use stairs and things like that. It's an opening.

👍😃

Does he have a plot next to Ivana?

That shabby place? Heck no. He's probably having himself dipped in that same tacky gold he has to adorn everything he owns with.

That was what I was going to post. Damnit… okay, coffee then.

Fuck.

Maybe his atherosclerosis will burst with movement!!!!!!!

Weekend at Bernie's

You bet the cameras will be on his every movement. AI, work your magic and sell it to Faux News. Talk about how his backstroke is still intact. This ought to be an interesting weekend.

Hes definitely sick, theyre hiding it Wheres MSM now? Though the thought of Miller/Vance tag team makes me puke

Cankling his way around the links

😂

Elmer Thud!! 😂

At the very least, he’s dead in spirit

Face looks very bloated from steroids?

They call that moon face. Side effect from prednisone.

In Virginia!? That mean he’s cutting costs by flying closer to home?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBgJ...

Oh well 🔥🤬

" I'm going to be too busy to play golf. " Thank God he's a big fat liar. The only place he embarrasses only himself and limits the damage to divits and forged score cards.

Are national guards are doing landscaping while he’s golfing

*our

The National Guardening troops you mean?

🤣🤣🤣

Dammit. 😡

He got his health pills from Satan.

My dad had two of his heart attracts, while playing golf. On the same hole two different times. Just a fact I want to share. 😙

how many days golfing in this term? How does it compare to his first term?

Here’s the fat dude at a press conference sometime today: pbs.twimg.com/media/GDKrht...

body double...how hard would it be?

He had them for Melanie. Why not for himself?

That’s not his neck.

Damn 🙄

Adderall keeps gargoyles alive, I guess.

Bummer 😢

What a letdown.

It could have been two Mike Johnsons stacked in Trump costume.

I thought - that nose - it’s Roger Stone!

So, he's alive then.

Until the “Glorious Day of Global Celebration” arrives for real, the champagne is in the fridge chilling. But this has been FUN y’all! Have a great Labor Day Protest weekend💙

A body double.

Nobody else is that ugly

i swear i saw him yesterday on real american voice (cult tv) it is a fun watch to see these cultist just talk and talk the maga cultist are so interesting

To play golf?? Looks like someone was helping him walk while heading to his vehicle. Not sure golf is on the menu.

Where are the photos?