It wouldn't be much of a double, then, would it?
It wouldn't be much of a double, then, would it?
Iβm trying to get my house in order for everything to go haywire when we get the final news. Iβll be able to party & get ready for the real revolution that weβre going to experience. π₯³βπ½β οΈ
Its hard to even imagine another 1 of that exists
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But zero times anything is still a zero.
Sure, ever see "Dave"? We can dream. Where is Kevin Kline when we need him...
Alive and still making films, but, unfortunately (fortunately for him), looks nothing like FFOTUS Kraznov the DIC. Also, Charles Grodin's no longer alive.
Oh, makeup artists are genius. Get whoever did Jabba the Hut or E.T. I bet Kevin Kline would be perfect for the role. Same height?
Perhaps, but remember that Kline played both parts in Dave. π
Details, details... I would let him pass if he started doing Dave things. We'd all be better off.
In case you think it's a joke. I have always contended this guy following Musk around was not Trump. Too thin in the face and he didn't talk that day. MSM/WH Press Corp didn't even notice. This is NOT Trump. The hat is too big for the imposters head.
But which double would they use? The one that actually looks like him, or the one who is 6'3" and 238 pounds?
Weekend at Mar-A-Lago
I think a normal body double would be too small. I think we need a body triple.
Trump's kids will have to make so many decisions, like who gets Trump tower, who gets Mar-a-Lago, which golf course to bury their father on
They have to choose carefully which golf course, for the tax breaks.
The real hard decision is going to be what evidence of their crimes get buried with him. Thereβs only so much space in that coffin
Doesnβt Melania get to make the burial decision?
I love that you have great intelligence and humor!! ππ
Lol
But see Dave (1993).
Weekend at Bernieβs or Dave
George Conway can you go check and see if Walter Reed has unusual activity?
Nobody could get the hair right.
Good one
Probably the guy from the South Park episode.
No way the doppelgΓ€nger can get the orange blush blend skills like Trump has perfected !!
Unless he has developed the skills of applying it with a 6β distemper brush!
Zero times anything is pretty much still zero. Concur.
Curious, have you watched the newly released Oct 7 videos? You have so much to say about the war, how about these videos?
Did Putin poison him?
I'm sure Putin vetted the body double personally.
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Are they cloning him or what!
Isn't that the plot of the film, Dave?
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Double cheeseburger should do the trick
That body double is just made out of bread dough. I mean, yeast is a living organism so there is a slight chance of sentience.
They did specifically said "body" double, though.
π Kai & Spencer are reportedly on diaper duty today. Letβs see if they post video of him on the greens or just in the dining room feeding his pie hole.
When it finally happens, I'll be the first one to know.
Which Koch sponsored Supreme Court Justice is your favorite. You're avoiding the question, George. You worked so hard for Koch policies for so many years. Surely you have a favorite.
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I'm also pretty sure he works with a body quadruple. Four old sloppy fat guys roped together with a red tarp on their heads.
He still hasnβt turned up yet?
He is right where you would expect him. The golf course.
He's still sitting in the golf cart..doesn't count as actually playing golf ποΈββοΈ
Canβt argue with that. Also having your caddy throw the ball onto the green when you shanked it into the woods really doesnβt count as playing golf either.
Virginia golf course
Ugh #sad
This could be like the "Paul is dead" conspiracy.
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The entire GOP needs a double with conscience. Trump alone is not doing this. If the legislative branch and judicial branch actually do their jobs... Trump's mouth would only hurt his brain.
if body doubles were 'complete person doubles', movie stars wouldn't be paid squadoosh.