Hopefully, the worlds most anticipated obituary is coming soon! 🙏🏼 😃

I wouldn't touch that zombie's hand. 😬🚫☣️

That’s what I said!!

The football has a defibrillator, not the codes, man.

Maga soon

The horror

FFS, he even manages to make Chuck Grassley look spry. Time to get grandpa to the nursing home.

Man, I mean Taco Man, looks like warmed over death.

Wow they had to trot him out after all the social media speculation.

⚡️⛳️🏌️🙏

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It's not on Lincoln Project Bluesky though.

Looking good or barely looking?

Would not touch that creature with a ten foot pole.

He is so disgusting.

I’m so tired of waiting.

Not sure what he is doing there but in case he wanted to do some rowing le me be the first to cheer for him: STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!

😂😂😂

I don’t know you, but somehow I heard your voice when reading that. 😆

Soon...

the hat juxtaposed with his physical image, it's where we're at

FRANKLY, IS BURIAL AT SEA TO MUCH TO ASK FOR? ITS VERY EFFICIENT AND SAVES TAX DOLLARS.

aren’t we trying to reduce toxic waste in the oceans?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 GOOD POINT.

THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN ONLY KEEPS YOU GOING ONLY FOR SO LONG.

This is all still really fishy !!!!!!!!!

🤮🤮

Loaded up with drugs just to get him out and about.

How is he even able to ambulate? He looks like he has got one foot in the grave!!

This clown will never look good!

Death - undefeated.

This guy is unqualified. He’s been getting all the wrong people. 😡

Kankles probably appointed him

👍 I’ve noticed that too. Too many of the good ones are gone while the evil live on.

and THIS is why I am an atheist. Because an all-powerful God is simply not strong enough to battle the evil in the world. He is a lame-duck God if he even exists. I choose not to waste my time with thoughts & prayers while the megalomaniacs are taking over the world.

Indeed. Powerful enough to create night and day, to flood the entire earth, to raise his own son from the dead but not willing or able to make a correction to stop children from gunfire What are those who have thoughts and prayers praying for exactly? How is prayer helping exactly?

Yes. Myths created to control naive masses. I don’t begrudge anyone their beliefs, especially if they feel comfort in them, but I will not support anyone who misuses their religion to treat others as less than human. It doesn’t take religion to have ethics/decency. “Religion” often does the opposite

I certainly don’t support the notion of the power of prayer in place of government policy

Neither do I

The devil looks after his own

Seems so.

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Maybe one year?

Nice camera trick to make his paws look big

Is this from today?

😬

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I still absolutely love this movie!

That’s from last month, June 28. He’s still dead.

Generalissimo Caligula Crazypants is still dead!

I hope he’s actually reclining in his own sh*t and rotting.

Where the hell is the grim reaper when you need him

IYKYK

That's good?

Did you mean looking gouda? Bc that would be on the nose. Probably literally

The orange slop is a pedo thanks for your attention

Pharma at work

He looks all drugged up.

Wow

I once had a sweet elderly neighbor who, when I would ask how she was, would jokingly reply: ‘’the bad dog never dies’’. I often think of this quote with a sinking feeling.

My BIL used to say of some people, "too mean to die."

Would someone please blow very hard ⁉️

Who would touch that?

An EMT. A hungry coyote.

ewwww 🤮

But Biden is old..

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He looks like Death warmed over.

He’s clinging to life

Ghostly.

Please, please, please make this the day!

#ReleaseEpsteinTrumpFiles

Let's post a eulogy on trump

That thumb is a rather alarming shade of purple

He doesn’t even bother to get his hair done anymore. He has a red hat for every occasion.

Ivanka used to do it during the 1st term. She stays away now

He looks terrific!

He's officially reached the "bloated meat sack" stage of physical decline. They must be paying the private nurses and doctors keeping him alive very well.

Where were these people during the Bush II nightmare?

Just another "Weekend at Bernie's!"

Syphilitic Orange Pustule

Eyes closed and hand out. Total loss of where he is

Where’s his hand bruise

It's a clone it's not really Trump

Probably an animated corpse

Rats

Why does 💩🍊 look like he is in a fog

Most people have to take a lot of drugs to get their eyes look like slits like that...

Lizard alien non human

Melania advised him on how to get the look

😂😂😂

It "lives," apparently.

We’re getting there folks.

The only member of the Musk family I appreciate

🤷‍♂️ As good as any soul-less rotting corpse I've ever seen...

Trying to get someone to shake his hand so he can blame the bruise on them?

Death warmed over.

Yikes

Here’s hoping that an amputated/severed hand will be the next MAGA hat.

His face is sooooo puffy.

Is Jake Tapper on this big news about trumps age and decline? Where is Jake????

Exactly!

Yeah, fuck you @jaketapper.bsky.social 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Jake Tapper is currently under the rock under which he lives.

He's too busy looking to see what Joe Biden is doing this weekend ...

Yes. Apparently, Joe misplaced his car keys. Luckily, Jake is on it!

Joe is probably out for a jog and then a nice family bbq.

Bike ride with Jill....

@jaketapper.bsky.social ?! You’re on this right, Jake? I used to respect you but as soon as you release that book I realized you’re a shit bag. We have enough shit bags in the world.

@jaketapper.bsky.social ?????

Jake who…🤣

Funny thing is if Jake had released that book when it mattered it probably would’ve sold more because of relevancy. He could’ve been the Woodward and Bernstein of this generation, now he is ridiculed

He looks he’s about to get ripped in half by Robocop driving into him

Imagine being so disgusting to the world that even when you are half dead and just want to rest, they have to juice you up and prod your lard ass out in public to "prove you are still alive." Just to protect from the collapse of the far right party. That is it in a nutshell.

Tick, tick, tick ⏱️

💩🟠🐽

I've never been more certain that Trump's makeup artist is either a retired rodeo clown or someone who got kicked out of or failed out of a third rate morticians college.

If Aunt Gladys was lying in her casket for her viewing and her makeup was applied as poorly as Trump's makeup... (and he's alive) you'd be making a mental note for a discount on the final bill. Perhaps suggesting the mortician not consume alcohol before starting his job.

Isn’t that the truth

This is from last weekend ;)

How is this walking, unthinking pile of gelatinous ooze still standing? WH Reporters dissed 82-year old Biden for his health, but nary a peep about this decomposing 79-year old sleezeball.

Shame Shame on MSM. The way they treated President Biden so differently than TSF they have lost the respectability and viewers of favoring TSF stories.

Why do they love trump? Why did they hate Biden? Clicks?

They piled on Biden because he was an 82-year old man who had moments all 82-year old have. Trump was already into the throes of dementia but because he’s so vengeful and he repeats the same old stories over and over, he got a pass. Journalism failed the country

bc he makes it ok to hate people that aren't straight white men. That's who they hate, and so as long as he says it's ok, they'll follow. Plus, he is a poor man's idea of what a rich man is...overblown, fake gold covered, women fucking him even if he looks like a milk covered bag of jello...

Behind the scenes all those media outlets are quietly prepping Trump obit reels In 6 weeks he shows up twice hiding hand bruises, swollen ankles, missing for days, VP talking about stepping in, & he’s talking about getting into heaven It don’t take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

Have you seen the photos of him? It doesn't even look like him. And why would they post such bad photos of him. It's seems very odd to me.

That first pic is old www.youtube.com/shorts/E1rh9...

I was wondering how the bruise on his right hand went away so fast in the photo with the wider view.

That's very interesting. The YT vid that it links to was posted on August 25th, so just a few days ago, but that's suspect as hell. Posting a pic that's identifiable as NOT being from today is worse than not posting one at all.

And seeing posts now from other people who have located the video, it appears to actually be from the end of June.

Well, Trump’s definitely not getting better. 👍👍

Not on August 25th, on June 28th. Follow the link and open the 3 small dots www.youtube.com/shorts/E1rh9...

Setting the stage for Vance.

It looks like him to me, but very significantly ill. The bloat and the slack jaw are something to behold

The one on the left is not recent. The one on the right, he looks swollen and docile. Why would they put that photo out there like that? I haven't seen any photos or videos of him golfing that day, and I don't think he did.

Reminds me of this sketch…

No right hand bruise…old picture.

But a weather vane is helpful

He worries about not getting to heaven but maybe something like this will greet him instead

He has a seat reserved ...

Hopefully he gets the pineapple treatment that Hitler gets in Little Nicky

Looks like a bloody zombie.

Lookin good

I’ve read it’s 2 year old videos, taken off YouTube…

Well...I _guess_ he's technically still alive

This photo isn't out-of-focus. This is what Trump actually looks like these days.

Why are all the pictures I've seen of him from today super blurry?

😂

There is hope.

Quick, hide the crash cart.

DNR!!DNR!!!

Like a sausage fished out of the sewer 3 days after it was dropped there

Bad skin, hair, body and personality. Guy has nothing going for him!

Fat boy looks sickly! I'm surprised that he never had vd!

BODY DOUBLE!!!!!! 😉

So he isn't dead... (Big Sigh)

Typical old White dude who doesn’t know you can own more than one hat.

Is he ok?

Not in any way whatsoever.

He should be wearing his PUMPKIN MAN SUIT, complete with cape and decoder ring...

Compared to what? Yikes!

The light, go toward the light!!!

More like the 🔥

Yes! That was HILARIOUS!! 😆

He needed to return to the coffin filled with New York night soil.

Close up as Trump getting in SUV. Notice his bloated edema face. It looks like aids rushed into his smelly bedroom and said "Quick, get up and get outside to quell those rumors you're dead"

Who’s the young woman?

in case he needs to drink the blood of a young virgin ...

Body double

He looks half dead.

It looks like he's having trouble breathing.

That face doesnt even look like his, he is either seriously sick and bloated and they are trotting him out to quell the rumors (also the slack jawed expression is one I saw a LOT from my father when he was deep in his dementia) or its not him.

Dementia has grabbed hold of him. It really isn’t much longer for him mentally.

Is that even him? He's either very swollen (prednisone?) or that's not him at all. Bad photo quality too. Where's the press photos?

It doesn’t look like even the recent decrepit old gramps “him”.

I wondered the last one too.

If it IS him, which I doubt more and more every time I see the pic, the reaper's on his way. Whoever this dude is, dump or not, is not in good shape.

The first one I am fairy certain is him, but he looks so out of it, he looks like someone who is doped up on a lot of meds and forcing themself to be social. Second ones REALLY look off in the structure of his face, but that could be due to bloating. He is likely alive, but for how long?

Are his eyes even open???

It's him. He usually squeezes that neck fat in a collar, and forms 'vagina neck'.

Yes, unfortunately it's him. Here's another image taken at a slightly different angle.

From what I am understanding, it's possible those pictures are from July, I saw somewhere that the pictures have been Community noted on Twitter. But I have not verified that independently

Body double

Nah. If he was gonna have a body double he’d def want someone who looked better than this 😂

Looks like mitochondrial issues. Like, duh!

🤣🤣👍

Home boy is on some steroids. Yikes

No makeup, no spanx today..not even trying to fake it to you make it today...going to hell in a handbag

How much prednisone do they have him on??

Worth adding that “bloated edema face” is Trump’s secret service code name

Clearly.

Still leching after the girl, even with one foot in the grave.

Guys—the pic was taken with a telephoto lens, and it’s blurry. It’s really blurry. I don’t like the guy either, but I’ll pick better proof of his disabilities.

Look at the poor thing’s damaged ear post-assassination attempt.

This is what I'm thinking. It's a show.

and they had to put a nubile blonde in a short skirt in front of him to make him follow . He is dying

That's Kai, his granddaughter 🤪

doubt that'd be a hindrance for him.

even better. She Might actually be his daugter as well

Ninja'd

Body double!

If you ask RFK, looks like he has “mitochondrial challenges”

How come he’s grainy in the photo and everything else is sharp?

I see artifacts so it might be the way they scaled/enlarged this photo on this photo.

He’s also suffering from loss of focus.

Because he's moving.

I suspect he’s on steroids along with several other drugs for multiple health issues.

Not sure about the face, but the increased wearing of the hats to cover thinning hair-- that's the tell I see.

he didn't get his executive time with his hair stylist and makeup person today

When was the last time he was photographed without a stupid red cap on his head? No hair left to do that gawd awful comb over? No time to do it? Something is definitely wrong with him.

This photo op was choreographed almost as much as the one in Butler. His granddaughter & people around him literally making sure they are covering him as planned. Sorry they have to be so close to his rotten smell. His end is imminent. Keep the champagne on ice.

They nailed him to the perch

He was alive when they bought him

That is not trump!

How many times has he had covid?

Whos the assholes still hanging atound this FASCIST it sure not the avg peon MAGAT ! There not in his class !

I Thank GOD, for the Age and Wisdom, that lets me be comfortable with saying I wish Even This Person the Best, as he tries to get through whatever he's suffering with. As Forrest would say, "And that's all I have to say about that." #VOTE - EARLY or ABSENTEE/MAIL - U.S. BACK! 🇺🇸 🗽 🦅

God he looks like shit

The former so-called "stud", is now a total dud, well along his way to... thud. And this is what the State of the Union looks like after 7+ months of unrelenting hell:

I find it interesting that he didn’t age at all in his first term as most presidents do. He has aged massively this term because he is worried about himself and not Americans. Epstein Epstein Epstein is the reason.

His evil insides are showing outside.

And yet every GOP politician is scared shitless of him. I still don’t get that.

😀👍

Because he IS shit.

If your shit is orange, you should see a doctor immediately.

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️THIS⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

If shit could take a shit, it would still look better than MadMan Don Raper.

⬆️FACTS⬆️

Spit my coffee out! This killed me!

79 going on 99. Expiration is near. Tick, tock …

Quite literally.

Matches his smell.

The ugliness inside comes out eventually. We are seeing it.

Agreed. See also RFKjr

Don't touch it!

EWwwwww

Clearly, the Orange Baboon is very diseased.

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I just want him to be treated only by RFK, Jr. (in consultation with Joe Rogan).

I’ll treat him , I dissected frogs in high school biology! I’ve got way more experience than this fucking clown!

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And maybe Ronnie Jackson too?

Maybe, if he can sober up long enough.

Why start now? 🤣 And actually, I would bet many would prefer a drunk Ronny Jackson assisting with tRump's medical treatment. 😆

😆

And "Dr Oz"

RFK believes we should have NO drugs. If you can't survive by leading a healthy, active life with no medical intervention, then DIE, MF. Thin the herd so only the fittest survive. Grow, scavenge, and hunt your food. Kennedys never took medical pills or meds, only a bit of heroin but that's natural.

😂

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Why is he not orange on golf days?

sweat

I think we keep spreading the dead rumors … cuz … he really likes it when we give him attention, right?

What a lump. The wrench 🔧 in the cogs of any advancement of our country

That is a man on his way out.

under a blue moon,. .

His fingers look swollen to double size WTF

So the size of a normal fingers, eh? Lol

Maybe it’s just the candyman keeping alive?

Where is the bruise?

Looking shook.

Man, he really looks old.....

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 🥳 I’ll probably get suspended… again 🙄

Well, we are all thinking it

Nothing a few dozen Big Macs couldn’t help

Decrepit

Oh so he is dead 😀

🤣

Maybe we’re finally seeing the power of prayer.

😳

It's ALIVE!

Dead cat bounce

Yikes!!👹

WTH??

Is that really him tho? His hands aren't that big.

Wonder what “mitochondrial challenges” Bob Kennedy the Lesser would see if he looked at this?

It looks like the mitochondria gave up the fight all together.

We can only hope

More like a “McMitochindria” 😂

Still no video? What are they hiding? We get 2 blurry stills to disprove the rumors

Just one still. The other is from late June.

Fake news…🤞🙏

They keep him hidden when one of the many bodily functions are malfunctioning. If he’s not falling asleep, showing up with bruising or inflated everything, he’s shitting his pants so loud it’s audible or slurring and confusing names and basically high as a kite. He’s decomposing, just not quickly.

Is this the "Proof of Life" photo? If so, where's the bruise on his hand? Hmm. Maybe someone should stand next today holding up today's newspaper.

🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

🙏

“When he is, go to the butcher and buy the biggest goose they have!”

Yes, yes indeed dear boy. Buy the goose as big as you...a delightful boy.

Now that is.an awesome Christmas present!

Not yet, keep lightning candles

@jaketapper.bsky.social come out of your cave and report on this one.....

He only does books...so maybe he's taking notes.

He looks like he went on a super drug binge as a hardcore drug addict does.

Ugh…he looks like death warmed over.

Highly suspicious

His thumb is purple.

EPSTEIN FILES! = we're looking at the = EPSTEIN FILES!

Notice how he goes out more often without his “face” on

Jesus, Jimmy Carter looked more alert on his death bed.

For someone who's been dead for 3 days.......Weekend at Bernie's.

#Presidementia

Necrosis, head down

He must have forgotten his bra today

Dead man walking.

I usually hate edited photos but someone please add a big stream of drool falling from his mouth. For entertainment purposes.

Bringing the Earth Wind and Fire hit, “September,” to the top of my anticipatory celebratory play list.

We can't wait until the 21st. That's too long. 😆

Tick Tock…

For week-old meat left in the hot sun

he looks like shit

On a brighter note , Trump just got a clean bill of health from Dr. Robert Kennedy ....

He can tell by looking at him that he has no mitochondrial challenges.

Right !!!

Try three leeches, a good bathe in the sewer, and a glass of warm cow piss. If not better in the morning, call the morgue.

😁 😂

😅

The other guy that looks like he’s on death’s door.

What do you expect ? This is the guy that swims in shit ...

Whew!

He looks like scabies

I think he looks about the same as he always does.

His eyes look weird.

It might be the sun.

the sun is behind him and the visor of his hat is shielding his face.

But he can still stand up 🤣

He was in the Oval the other day. Looked very weird.

To be fair, he has looked very weird for more than a decade lol.

🙂

they look like they're almost swollen shut.

Right?

The Pillsbury dough boy looks ripped compared to this bloated sloth.

Here is an oldie to remind people to protest safely. It also mocks birthday boy who wants another parade in homage to himself. I think it would be worth the drive to DC to be able to turn my back on his funeral procession. Maybe "Good Riddance" on the back of a t shirt. youtu.be/HSvQT-tkiBw?...

Without his vain primping, he looks like death💀🙏

Take him now SATAN

The Orange Pig has never had anything to be vain about. He was goofy looking when younger and now looks like a rotting raisin.

Rotting raisin😂 I thought he was total asshole sexual predator in the 90's and NOT attractive in the least🤮I didn't watch 1 episode of his stupid show because I loathed him.

I actually met him once.🤮 Really odd looking. His features didn’t fit his face well and he was “roundish” throughout. And, yes, his hands were small.

Ewww🤮 Did you hear him speak? And did he smell? I heard his hygiene was atrocious back in the 90's.

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The vile pos deserves nothing less. Tick tock

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I thought he was supposed to be losing weight and improving his lifestyle for health

MAFA... make America fat again? lol

Gives the "walking dead" a whole new meaning!

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Boils, please.

How many Scaramuccis?

I’ll call your Scaramuccis and raise you a Cankles McTaco Tits!

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Ouch 😄

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Is he still alive? OMG the repubs could lie about his demise, put in a look-alike and continue as usual. I wouldn't put it past him. How does Johnson look his family in the face? And, how do they look back?

He looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters..

It aint him. Hands are too big

Edema will do that to your extremities.

Healthiest 79 year old man to ever walk the earth! 🙄

Don’t shake it You know exactly where it’s been

Boy does he look awful. Even those lil hands look like snausages.

On death's door

🤮

Don't let up on him. Just remember how cruelly he commented on Joe Biden.

6' 4". 215 lbs. Healthiest, most fit person to ever be president. MAGA says so. Also, JD Vance says this week that he's ready to take over if Trump drops dead. Make it make sense.

A DOJ‑unsealed indictment revealed that right‑wing influencer Benny Johnson—was involved, in a scheme funded by Russian agents to spread pro‑Russia, anti‑democracy messaging. — Benny Johnson is a right-wing podcaster. Benny himself announced that The Benny Show is live from the WHITE HOUSE. WTF 😳

This was from last week. Even with lights in his eyes, his pupils are still dilated, one more than the other. And the whites of his eyes aren't white. That can't be good.

If that’s not a filter those eyes look like jaundice or kidney failure

It isn't a filter as far as I know. It's a CBS News photo.

And his left pupil looks blown.

The pupils freaked me out.

Made me wonder if he can actually see out if that eye.

*of

He's rotting from the inside out as we watch.

Then his eyes are about as orange as his Cheeto dusted face.

Nobody's home in there.

He is on the best drugs from the WH doctor...fentanyl, xannies, speed, anything he and everyone else wants...looks at the drug logs from his 1st term...the shit was given out like candy!

Holy shit..walking dead

I would slap that hand away if it was coming near me! 🤮

Tick tock, motherfucker.

Did he raise the price on pixels too?