Why TF was MY Golden Gate Bridge behind him?
Why TF was MY Golden Gate Bridge behind him?
proof your first take is typically correct
This is why he grew a beard. He looks like the chubby kid in 8th grade that was so annoying.
Oh no doubt he was that kid
Hope you won't let an oyster being a dictator so easily.
Is the rumor that Vance is slowly poisoning Trump true?
😨 More like a Miller move.
If he ever takes over maga should be very suspicious.
Vance is clearly right here, but Vance has less charisma than Ron DeSantis, who’s a human shart.
necessarily is the qualifier his views shifted when it became necessary
I hate this man
Well, he sure was correct one!
This is a very ugly man, inside and out.
Time for someone to totally out JD. I’m not typically a fan of outing someone, but the maga LGBTQ hating crowd need to know they’ve been hoodwinked.
Anyone who can go from that to VP in 8 years should be feared.
Doughy-faced opportunist wholly owned by a South African tech billionaire.
Will lie for food.
Prescient. But now it’s cool that he sets monetary policy?
The only things I agree with him on are all the public words he said before jumping on the MAGA train to hell.
Pvt. Vance, USMC
He sure looks different now.
MAGA, you made a mistake, own it, get over it, move on
Liar, hypocrite, bootlicker
Well he got one thing right.
The useful idiot’s power has held because of his MAGA following. This chubby boy is waiting until the constitution is shredded and then will swoop in, call for the 25th, and install himself as the new dictator, backed by Thiel. Who needs the cult when money is the real power. Hope I’m wrong.
And Vance will ether.
With a beard, his head just looks thick; without a beard, his face looks puffy and doughy.
It’s very unfortunate how much he needs the beard.
Wow. What happened to that guy?
Back when Vance was just trying out his new people-skin and didn’t know anything, apparently
"and i helped"
I hate to be a mean gay… but I get why he wears mascara now… that’s a tough look to have to gussy up to a VP level
200 days …. 137 days on vacay Lazy lard just Dance Vance
I believe this is the last time JD Vance was right.
9years ago, in the lead-up to the 2016 presidential election, JD Vance was a bitter critic of Donald Trump. Publicly, he called the Republican presidential candidate an “idiot” and said he was “reprehensible.” Privately, he compared him to Adolf Hitler. Vance is an opportunistic sellout conman.
To be fair, looks better in the dress.
He's even uglier without the beard.
Looks like an 8th grader
Someone married this...
No wonder Vance has a scruffy beard now...
He was right!!!
He should have stuck to couch stuffing instead of ballot stuffing
And he hasn't
Look at this bloated fuck before he drank the koolaid. Fucking asshole.
He used to get swirlies.
He looks like a punching bag.
Chubby little couch fucker..
It's weird seeing a video of him pre-transition.
Was there ever a man who needed a beard more?
woah has the news seen this?
You’re on a roll today!
JD sure got that right. Stop the charade JD and take the senile old man out.
I owe, I owe, It's up Trump's ass I go.
Play this clip on repeat everywhere all day long
Damn. He really does need that beard and eyeliner doesn't he?
Seems like JD Vance is having a crisis of faith, but I'm not sure his voters are ready to trade in their MAGA hats for a crisis of conscience just yet.
Is it the beard that made him crazy?
📌
He suffered from terminal carb cheeks. I guess the "beard" has save him...
He's has some serious media training since then.
The evolution of what not to look like after sucking PEDOfuhrer's teeny droopy 🍄! JD Pance is just a servant regurgitating garbage day in & day out. 🤬🤷
Bought and paid for by Peter Thiel
What the Fuck is Thiel saying? Freedom and Democracy is incompatible for you, you POS. Hey, give up your billions. Find out what it’s like to live with the majority. Tell me how much you like or Hate it. Schmuck.
Then you're no longer free, in your own head.
What. A. Farking. Putz.
Thiel's unlimited freedom is not compatible with democracy, so he is trying to destroy democracy. No effing way!
I'm waiting for a Bald eagle to claw out his undemocratic eyeballs!! 🦅
The breathtaking dishonesty and intellectual deceit is amazing. I guess you can take the elegy out of the hillbilly, but it is a pity you can’t get the hillbilly out of the elegy.
All of the above.
What a soulless unprincipled POS.
Huh??? What are you saying??
He ain't improving the lives of his detractors either
How do we demand that news orgs exact a high price from public officials for such shameless hypocrisy?
The one time I believed you.
He’s a shapeshifter; say or do anything that helps him at the moment.
Ya THINK, chubnick?
He doesn't. He improves he and his friend's wallets.
Where is that JD?
Hiding behind the couch.
That was before he was told by his Daddy, Peter Thiele, that Trump would, however, improve the life of Peter Thiele. 🤔🤣
Without his eye mascara. I’m shocked.
Evil Teddy Ruxpin
Good gawd! 😳
The Golden years before the FAKE beard Yes folks the beard is fake
this was when he only took one vacation per month.
Sucking his ass now aren’t you… you jackass!!
That was true; wasn't it?
These people sold their souls for power. They have no morals, no principles, nothing. Just greed.
This might be the only true thing Vance has ever said in public.
Oooooff. He looks like he's been binging on fast food and alcohol.
That is a true statement
Maybe he will be a turn coat 🤲
Lol at first I was like who the fuck is this guy
No wonder he grew a beard.
Gives me a “puts drugs into women’s drinks” vibe.
He looks like he just crawled out of the locker he was stuffed in, just to have this interview.
I preferred it when I had no idea who the author of the Hillbilly Elegy was. And I’m proud to say I avoided reading the book or watch the movie. He looks like he sucks eggs.
Pilsbury Doughboy, Nazi edition
Chubby pimple faced poser before he lost all his dignity and self respect.
Such a punchable face.
He definitely had some help with his life upgrade
Well I hate to say it but he was right 🤨
I see the need for the beard
Don't jump, JD! Live is worth living!
Bet he still doesn't. Bet he believes he will though.
What a weirdo
Wow, that kid from 2 1/2 Men sure got fugly.
We need to spam all social media with these previous JD comments about Donald.
Oh… the boy who was missing the eyeliner 🤣🤣🤣
Now I guess why he changed his name three times what a magnet he was as a younger man.
Nerd pizza face vibe.
Such a punchable face 👊
He could have been someone if he stayed the course.
San Francisco background view from the Marin Headlands! How is he alive?
He looks just like his meme! 🤣🤪
the J stands for puddin’head
He was right!
Then he got the Peter Thiel makeover.
Vance can’t wait to be president.
Who’s the pudgy kid?
I'd buy a used car off of this guy 😉
JD was right about everything.
weird how he looks like a micro-penis
Well he was right about that. cbwrong.blogspot.com?m=1
Must be really really humiliating to have major kompromat hanging over your head and to have to keep quiet while your pre-kompromat words are hurled at you again and again
What name was he using when he said this?
Nor would Vance!
My god i see why he grew a beard
Back when JD was totally into the Cheeze-its food pyramid.
Jesus. I rest my case: the beard makes this guy somewhat presentable. In this video, he is the kid who got picked on in middle and high school.
I'd love to ask him what it feels like to be an ass-kissing hypocrite?
Normal
Normal for a rich Republican. He’d scream bloody murder if he had to live like a plebe. Can’t wait for the protestors to chase him down the street with their signs on sticks and shouting freedom slogans. Oh god, oh god, he’ll cry, they had tiny wooden sticks, yelling liberal memes at me.
What an ugly fellow
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Play this clip on repeat everywhere
Human beings are all equal. Vance is a piece of shit.
But, wait they are kicking out people who have legal right to be here because they are following the rules.
Interesting how they turned him around from a dumb, but harmless doughboy, to a dumb, Fascist, nazi loving, Peter Thiel pawn. 🤔
But with a smoky eye! 😉
Back when the man had a soul and half a brain
He will always be that annoying arrogant dork that nobody wants to talk to because he believes he is right about everything.
He looks like he was stung by a blow fish 😳
Wow! I didn't recognize him. So I guess he started wearing smoky eyes after he met Thiel.
Boy did Peter Theil do a makeover job on this couch fucker.
Trump could rape a child on 5th avenue and never trumpet Vance would try and spin it for trump to not look so bad. This man is a creep. Full stop.
He's a disgusting coward. Just like the rest of the never trumpers that have turned and joined the cult.
Holy shit! I see it now! He really is wearing eye make up these days!
This fucker is still alive too?
He is weird. Without the beard he looks just like Charlie Kirk
Have they ever been seen together?!
Can understand why the couch turned him down
Did Usha have no other options?
That is EXACTLY what I have been wondering but she seems to be enjoying the power of her MAGAdom…one more “easy” MAGA lady. She is becoming more and more of a trad wife every day with her brown skin and half-brown children how she is happy about this I don’t know.
Remember when he said "She has to just stand there and smile regardless of what I say!"? That was so cringe.
You can see that he believed all this until his brain was removed during his obvious make over to be more attractive to the voting public - lose weight, better hair and makeup, etc. So he has a excuse :D
He always says stuff like “I don’t think that…” or “I don’t necessarily believe that…” but he never tells us what he actually stands for. And it’s probably because he lacks integrity, stands for nothing, and needs Peter Thiel to tell him what to think.
God, he's fuckin ugly. Like, sunken-eyes-inbred-hick fugly.
I don't believe this hamster will improve lives either.
The best thing about Vance (the only good thing) is that he is universally hated so has zero chance of inheriting the cult like status of the orange felon.
Yes. I think that same principle might also help us here in Ohio with Ramaswamy.
Absolutely.
Fatty
Baldy
Slimey
Prophetic
He was better before the billionaires bought him
Imagine that man turned into the biggest ass kisser of the Rump. Imagine when the Rump is impeached, he will take over. Oh my!
Will the real JD V please stand up?
Just a lil husky kid with no eyeliner
Word
I don't believe JD Vance will either...🤷🏼♂️
☝🏻This unscrupulous new money player… jus’ try takin’ away this toddler’s lollipop! 😁🙃 |AA
I am now convicned Vance was replaced by his bearded, mirror universe doppelganger.
That reminds me of why he grew that beard.
He still thinks this but has figured out a way to get in on the MAGA grift
Wow! What difference in idealogy.....and looks.
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OMG! This guy has Identity issues
Did he get surgery or just lose weight? Looks like surgery
Ozempic
He latched on like a starving piglet .
One thing this video makes very clear, is that a full beard was the right choice for this guy.
WHO IS THIS WET BEHIND THE EARS LITTLE PUNK.
Young Opie knew what he was talking about.
I see why he grew a beard.
This video proof positive that JD had permanent eyeliner put on his face.
Flip flop couch hop. VOTE
And yet here he is, riding Trump’s coattails. It’s hard to reconcile those past words with the role he’s playing now.
Well, he was right!
This is why ha has to grow a beard and cover his eyes in Maybelline.
God he’s such a putz
He has no soul. He has been bought and paid for by his billionaire owner.
Well he was 100% correct about that
He was right. Trump is in it for his ego and wallet.
Gotta love fat JD…
Neither will Vance.
It's too bad he didn't listen to himself.
When was that recorded? Vacationer JD is doing nothing to improve conditions for the average person in USA… he’s just out to improve his family and gain the perks— like multiple taxpayer funded vacations
Just Dumb Vance is now just saying and doing whatever it takes... go on vacations on taxpayers' money.. while he waits for trump to drop dead. Ambitious, malicious, cowardly, corrupt but patient..
… and hypocritical
Does that guy look or act like president-material?
Ahhh, what a chubby baby face…
@gtconway.bsky.social You have someone using your account name and duplicating it. I reported it.
Neither will you fuck face
JD Vance was not wrong. Deep down, he still feels this way. Bet me.
Vance will do or say anything to advance his career.
Now I understand the beard and make up.
Wow. He looks like an ass without the beard. Like literally the body part. He owes so much to some Thiel-funded consultant somewhere.
He will be the guy they pin everything on before said and done. He is just a fall guy who looks and has the personality of a rotten potato.
Keep posting JD’s previous comments to get Drump mad at him 😂
I see why he grew the beard
So a patriotic can yank his stupid beard off.
Lolol. I thought the same thing.
He doesn’t have spine so grew beard so he can hide behind those disgusting hair.
And it's really not an improvement is it?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
No but it does hide stuff
I was just about to type that very sentence.