« L'État, c'est moi, et l'État devrait tout commander, tant que l'État c'est moi. » — Le roi Donald XIV (alias Donald le Gros)
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Satan, continue Trump, ils vont se lasser, oublie tout ce que tu fais, c’est comme ça qu’Hitler a gagné
aug 31, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Bien fait. Merci
aug 31, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Le roi sot lol
aug 31, 2025, 7:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Il n'est pas un Roi, il est un gros shithead. Tabernak...
aug 31, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
‘Donald le Gros’. 😆 Very good.
aug 31, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Le surnom de Charles III lui convient parfaitement aussi.
aug 31, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Those odd pronunciation marks look mighty foreign.
aug 31, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Thiel's philosopher Yarvin's theory (driving much of this) is that a US monarch would "own" the country and everything and everyone in it, and (and this is where it floats to crazy town) the monarch would take good care of all his posessions, as monarchs have always done throughout history.
aug 31, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Yarvin is a defective and dangerous carbon-based unit that should be decommissioned.
aug 31, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Delusions of grandeur are usually symptoms of false kings & prophets. 🤬🤦
aug 31, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
100% and gold star in the margin of your school notebook for getting all the pesky accents right 😂. "le gros" is a nice finishing touch.
sep 1, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
Do you need the blueprints for the guillotine or it’s already covered?
aug 31, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Disturbing
aug 31, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
lol. King Donald Flubbolard…
aug 31, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
C’est vrai, malheuresement.
aug 31, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Didn’t work out so well for Louis XVI though
aug 31, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
“At the apex of the pyramid comes Big Brother. Big Brother is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration.”
aug 31, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
« Le gros tas c’est moi »
aug 31, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Wow. Merriam-Webster has this word. Very cool. Gonna start using it! www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/t...
aug 31, 2025, 8:16 pm • 3 1 • view
Donald le foie gras
aug 31, 2025, 7:26 pm • 2 0 • view
For those that haven't studied French, XIV is pronounced /fatorz/.
aug 31, 2025, 7:15 pm • 3 0 • view
Far from it. Try \ka.tɔʁz\ instead
aug 31, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
You may have noticed that Trump is fat. And having noticed that, it may dawn on you why I wrote what I did. The capacity to notice things like that is called, in English, "a sense of humor." Many people don't have one, either because they were born without it or because it's been surgically removed.
aug 31, 2025, 7:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Taking things literally can be one of two things : either first dégree. Or second degree. The last one is tricky. It’s hard to tell the 1st from the 2nd. You got to have what we, in French, call « de l’esprit » Hope your surgery went well
aug 31, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Louis XIV. This is his portrait, it might appeal to Trump to have himself depicted like that
aug 31, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, there’s a lot of gold so maybe
aug 31, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Louis XIV used to insult the other European monarchs by depicting himself in all his shining glory and the others as slaves or dogs or very old men. Trump might like that too
aug 31, 2025, 7:27 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 7:22 pm • 3 0 • view
I was going to note: minus the elaborate wig, although what lurks in that starved ferret combover…?
aug 31, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
California Highway Patrol will give Harris security after trump cruelty cuts hers before it was scheduled. ♥️
aug 31, 2025, 7:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Merde
aug 31, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 0 • view
horrid thought not beyond possible
aug 31, 2025, 7:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Le roi est mort! ¡Vivre le roi!
aug 31, 2025, 7:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Why settle for president when you can be king? His Royal Highness Donald the Delusional, Monarch of Mugshots
sep 1, 2025, 6:39 am • 0 0 • view
"O agente russo sou eu."
aug 31, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Time to meet “French with French” 😂
aug 31, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
« La volonté du peuple sera-t-elle aussi la guillotine pour Donald XLVII ? » — Une question de révolution (alias le peuple américain)
aug 31, 2025, 7:17 pm • 6 0 • view
"Merci de votre attention à cette affaire!!!" DLG
aug 31, 2025, 7:21 pm • 7 0 • view
Lol. Donald le Gros 😂!
aug 31, 2025, 7:08 pm • 9 0 • view
Nice That sentence translates
aug 31, 2025, 7:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Highlight... then right click "translate to English" for those that use Edge web browsers!🤷♂️
aug 31, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
John Roberts' genius is upon us.
aug 31, 2025, 8:15 pm • 2 0 • view
odd thing for him to post when at death's door...but ok.
aug 31, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I teach history at the university level and collect frequent spelling mistakes. I propose we call him Lousie the 47th.
sep 1, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Apres moi, le deluge.
aug 31, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Il est un gros tas de marde!
aug 31, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Mais M. Conway, IL ne sait pas lire, et continue d’être perdu sans la traduction. Vous êtes clairement un immigrant illégal…faites bien attention à vous!
aug 31, 2025, 8:13 pm • 3 0 • view
Daddy au poteau !
aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
DJT channeling Il Duce: All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state (and he is of course the state)
aug 31, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
"I am the state, and the state should rule everything, as long as I am the state." — King Donald XIV (aka Fat Donald)
aug 31, 2025, 8:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Quel dommage
aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Plus ca change, plus c'est le meme chose
aug 31, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
"Le plus plus grand, plus magnifique État... Charlemagne? Pffft!"
aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Merd.
aug 31, 2025, 7:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh lord
sep 1, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view