Also, when engaging in resistance using a sandwich, do not take any bites from it first, because DNA. And remember that your condiments can be used against you in a court of law.
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aug 31, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
I wonder if a grilled cheese sando is just a misdemeanor.
aug 31, 2025, 8:56 pm • 6 0 • view
Taste so good they are already a crime
aug 31, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
See: U.S. vs. Hellman's Mayonnaise, 292 U.S. 447 (2024).
aug 31, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
If you get away after throwing the sandwich, the condiments might help them ketchup to you.
sep 1, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
Remember no ketchup on hot dogs!!!!!!!!
aug 31, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
And don't use RUSSIAN dressing 🫠
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 4 0 • view
When he really does “leave” us, I think subway sandwiches should be the main dish on our party platters.
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Champagne and subs! I'm in!
aug 31, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Sidewalk chalk and sandwiches. I think our national political dialogue is not what it used to be.
aug 31, 2025, 8:57 pm • 5 1 • view
Sandwiches should be protected from hence forward under the 2nd Amendment, even though strict originalists would argue sliced bread did not exist at the time of the founding
aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 3 1 • view
The condiments are like fingerprints.
aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 3 1 • view
Dunn was really upset that night. Nobody, absolutely nobody, fires off a sub sandwich unless they truly were provoked. I salute you, Dunn. RIP to that sandwich. 🫡
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Where does eating chalk with condiments while standing on the sidewalk fit into this analysis ?
aug 31, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank God we still have the right to bear sandwiches
aug 31, 2025, 9:09 pm • 5 1 • view
And this.
aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
That may put you in a pickle.
aug 31, 2025, 10:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Giuliani was seriously injured in a car crash today in New Hampshire. Finally, some good news. If he’s broke, what did he use to get to New Hampshire? It certainly wasn’t his boyish good looks. It would be ironic if Medicare cuts make his continuing care impossible.
aug 31, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
And of course, if you throw ham you might be in more trouble.
sep 1, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
And if you feel the need to throw a sandwich at an ICE Agent, make it a torpedo sandwich 🥪
sep 1, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
So the condiments may help the law ketchup to you?
aug 31, 2025, 9:38 pm • 3 0 • view
Do the "Glee" slushie attack. It all melts with no proof.
aug 31, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Things are really going off the rails down there.
aug 31, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:17 pm • 7 1 • view
NO.
aug 31, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 4 1 • view
And if questioned by the press, just say "No condiments."
aug 31, 2025, 10:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch about the self defense class where John Cleese was instructing the class how to defend themselves from someone coming at them with a banana.
aug 31, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Walk toward the agent as if offering them the sandwich, then trip over the imaginary sidewalk crack thus tossing the sandwich at the agent.
aug 31, 2025, 9:06 pm • 4 1 • view
Sandwiches and chalk are criminal, but insurrection is cool. 😎
aug 31, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
-.- 😭😂
aug 31, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I am ready for the GREAT CHALKING WAR of 2025
sep 1, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
"I object on the ground that you are a prejudiced party." - Clarence Darrow
aug 31, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
(Pirro): DO NOT make jokes about me getting my law degree from Jersey Mike's law school, specializing in boxed wine....
aug 31, 2025, 10:12 pm • 3 0 • view
If it had been a ham sandwich, that guy would already be in jail. But, alas, salami; and felony charges were a bunch of baloney.
aug 31, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahaha
aug 31, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
New Antifascist level unlocked We fought with signs and slogans so we wouldn't have to fight with sandwiches... We fought with sandwiches so we wouldn't have to fight with fists...
aug 31, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I can still shake a Dunn sandwich at these thugs, or is that illegal now, too?
aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember the dirt in the pants legs in Stalag 17? They’d shake it out so the guards couldn’t detect their digging. Can’t we do the same w pigment? Spray it out of pants legs? Droplets of pigment? Chalk? How absurd to regulate perfectly benign public symbols of human diversity.
aug 31, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes. I hear it's now against the law to use any condiments other than mayonnaise.
aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Gulp.
aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
And please, please, don't forget that big Mac special sauce is a unique combination of mayonnaise, ketchup and pickle relish. Otherwise known as 1,000 Island, as opposed to Russian, dressing
aug 31, 2025, 10:02 pm • 0 0 • view
When Trump loses Cronkite, he loses middle America
aug 31, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
George ….
aug 31, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Can finger prints be lifted from a foot long multi grain?
aug 31, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope your children are smarter than your ex! She literally made me gag talking about how Trump is killing it by changing everything..
aug 31, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Blow bubbles also. It's a felony but we must resist.
aug 31, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Understand the DNA, thing.... The condiments can be used against anyone in a court of law.....made me...lol.
aug 31, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Has Ketchup been classified as a weapon of mass defacifation? Just asking.
aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Subway really has had a great redemption arc. From the sandwich of choice of a notorious spokesman pedophile to the weapon of choice to resist the pedophile-in-chief. But really, as a business, they need to get off this crazy ass merrigoround.
aug 31, 2025, 9:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Unless, and I know this is a big "if," somehow Trump's gestapo conducts an unconstitutional action, in which case the evidence can be excluded under the "fruits of the poisonous tree rule."
aug 31, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
You absolutely relish discussing the legalities of salami sandwich resistance.
aug 31, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Absolutely! How many criminals were caught using DNA from food in their trash?
aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
“your condiments may be used against you” 🤦♂️
aug 31, 2025, 9:03 pm • 6 1 • view
So the police can ketchup with you based on your DNA? They must relish that.
aug 31, 2025, 9:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Throwing ketchup is practically an official salute in maga, isn't it?
aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
🔥🤣🔥
aug 31, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
If you buy your sandwich from Subway, use the plastic bag like a glove when you throw it, so that you leave no fingerprints. Mind you, the counter person who made your sandwich might be fucked.
aug 31, 2025, 9:36 pm • 0 0 • view
And put a little mustard on the sandwich when you throw it….
aug 31, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, you can be charged with a felony if you put mayonnaise on pastrami.
aug 31, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
A crime to use chalk? Might as well spring for the spray paint, rainbow glitter and glue in that case.
sep 1, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
George, where are your cute photos & videos of the Corgies?
aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Especially if you’re Colonel mustard
aug 31, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
What about in a court of slaw?
aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 5 0 • view
Is the national guard gonna start arresting 8 year old girls for playing hopscotch?
aug 31, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
For anyone in Chicago, if you throw a hotdog you’ll be prosecuted if there’s ketchup on it.
aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't tell the Pineapple on Pizza crowd!
aug 31, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
People should invoke their 2nd Condiment right to carry a sandwich, and then use their 5th Condiment right to STFU
aug 31, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
So they've outlawed hopscotch??
aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I believe these two statutes are known as "Chalk and Cheese."
aug 31, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Wear a hoodie, a mask, and for gods sake, don’t order using the app and pay cash. I hear they’re talking about doubling the fines for foot longs. Protect yourself, stick with the six inch.
sep 1, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
😆
aug 31, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 31, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I live near a state park campground where there's lot of chalk drawing on the roads by the sites. If that's illegal, lots of kids will soon be heading to juvenile detention.
aug 31, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
😄
aug 31, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Are there enhancers if I load it with hot sauce and jalapeños?
aug 31, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view