Trump did not write this petty crap….it’s spelled and punctuated correctly, with no random capitals. Also, he just doesn’t speak this way…the phrasing isn’t his

Yeah he's surface and dumb as a rock alright!

Dear Diary……

“I’m a big strong man” is fewer words.

The Rose Garden is now hideous. 😢

Trump did NOT write this. Too many polysyllabic words he doesn’t understand.

Trump doesn’t understand the phrase “Lo and behold.”

You taste is trash and tacky. Adding gold does not make anything look better. Try being anyone but you

America dodged a bullet there.

This is what the president is posting on social media

Like a limestone cowboy…

😂

Trump is really unreliable😤😤😤

So glad he's focused on the really important stuff.

Bragging he spent a ton of money when concrete would suffice for the destruction of Jackie’s garden. (Because we are tearing that shitty patio up one day very soon😎🤣😈)

They aren’t getting paid now either

He is a deadbeat

Grampa marvels at Ring camera technology.

How's this going, btw?

Reminder McLaughlin is the sort who trivialized Trump committing crimes to alter election outcomes and accused Biden of 'burning down the American system of law' for suggesting Supreme Court reform via amending the Constitution. He barely mentions the daily travesties of dear leader by comparison

What's new.? King Pedo never pays his bills.....

Is he trying to claim that his destruction of the original Rose Garden made it more beautiful? Fuck that fat orange monkey 💩

Too late!

???

Why aren’t there laws, or something that keep temporary squatters like Trump from trashing the place? Make them sign a lease and pay for damages. What he and his ilk have done is nothing short of horrific. Do the temporary residents of 10 Downing Street tear up the place?

Is it still the Rose Garden since President Cankles paved over it? We can call it the Rose Garden once Cankles goes and it is in fact a rose garden again. But right now it looks like the pool deck at a cheap motel.

Too late

He lost his marbles long ago.

Honestly, dumpty is the most disgustingly evil piece of shit that was ever put on earth…talk about stroking oneself for the greatness of self🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Thump is a pedophile

Also, that screenshot looks to be of the worker preparing the ground BEFORE the pavers were installed, AND he seems to be urinating😵‍💫

Limestone patio blocks??? Soft Limestone is NOT typically used as patio blocks because IT IS SOFT and requires maintenance because it is porous and can be stained when Rudy spills his red wine!!

Those marbles have already rolled on down the hill, over the cliff, down the river, and into the bottom of the ocean, never to be recovered again.

No way he wrote this- commas on point, appropriate use of quotes, articulation.. . This is the work of Steven Miller

.............. the POTUS is tweeting about his marbles. LET THAT SINK IN!

Great people management

Soft light coloured limestone isn’t recommended for high-traffic commercial applications. It should be extensively treated and tested beforehand. Any qualified builder would know this… smfh. Trump once again confirms his position as a full-on moron

Soft beautiful stone 🤮. Fucking creepy

PS. Enjoy your Labor Day!

Can we really call it the Rose Garden anymore when you got rid of all of the beautiful roses and replaced it with stone? How about the Trump Ego Slab? And when you build your big beautiful ballroom we can call it the Billionaire Boys Clubhouse.

Trump’s Cat House?

He’s an idiot and any “remodeling” is going to have to be redone by a sane person. #RoseGarden #WhiteHouse #TFG We need to stop the ballroom from being built! That’s a grift!

Trump didn’t write that that first of all because he doesn’t use punctuation marks or speak that way. Whomever is writing for him, is not doing a good enough job of sounding stupid.

They should hire Gavin Newsom, he can do the job and nobody would know. 😅🤪

By all means, I don’t think Gavin Newsom is stupid, he just masters «The Art»

Gavin Newsome's PR team posted a great parody today. They really have the cadence nailed!

That ship has sailed.

Did he forget he was president for a minute? Why else would he write about something that affects no one but himself? Oh, never mind

Unfortunately Mr.Conway he has gotten away with everything and will continue hurting the American people even those that voted for him .

Does he not have enough to do?

United Surveillance of America

Hope the new president rips it out and restores the gardens. The ballroom too. In fact, complete remodel and redecorate to get rid of the gaudy look.

No way he wrote this one.

Rumors abound online about him already having lost his marbles with a stroke, since he hasn’t been seen in 3 days!

Release the Epstein Files.

He can’t write something this long without a lot of misspellings.

Or, as Trump has done so many times in the past, he won't pay the contractors at all.

My dad was a builder and he said “There are two types of concrete. Concrete that has cracked and concrete that is going to crack”. Flat stonework is the same, especially exterior.

Which type is Krasnov?

OMG 😨 His mental state is worse, much worse Please America, put this dementia sufferer in a locked unit He’s a danger to himself and the world How could it have got so bad?

Omfg. What an asshat

Dan is still a world class douchebag.

I'd never sign a construction contract with TFG. Can't believe people still haven't learned.

Trump's taste is horrible. Here is a building I found on the internet some time ago. It is an old Methodist church in Gary Indiana. That thing must have been truly impressive in its prime. It is falling apart now. sometimes-interesting.com/wp-content/u...

Disturbing that the president of the USA is now the grounds keeper project manager, writing a book about "the nasty scrape ... With all the golfing he does, and grounds keeping manager, it reminds me of the Caddy Shack bafoonery.

Trump not paying workers and contractors is his most despicable past time. Remember LABOR DAY! Fuck off slimeball Trump.

Not paying workers and contractors is his favorite padt time. Remember LABOR DAY! Fuck you Trump.

It’s strange: Everyone knows he’s a con man that stiffs the people working for him, that he always finds something to criticize so he can refuse to pay. Still people agree to do work for him? Are they just as stupid as he is?

That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it ? Please say yes.

What a waste of time 🤬😈

can someone please give him one of these so he'll leave the White House the f alone?

Looking forward to the time when he'll be entombed in limestone and the next president rips up the pavement and restores the Rose Garden to its former beauty.

Completely off topic, but somebody might to tell this genius with so much experience in all the best marbles that limestone is not marble dumbass.

Not the most important point, but limestone is a stupid choice here.

He didn’t write that one, either. 🤔

That's what workers do when they work for an asshole who thinks he knows everything and pays lousy wages Same thing is going to happen in every branch of the government because the leader has lousy leadership skills. Yelling at workers won't work,calling people names won't work.Whips won't work!

🤬

JFC! Trump has nothing to doing better to do?

Good job government contracting doesn’t work that way.

His posts read like a parody of Gavin Newsom's.

It's not the limestone, it's the concept. It looks like a pool deck at a Disney World hotel.

The days of having a normal president. I miss those days.

Loves & respects workers & contractors so much, he has been known to screw them, people say. And video is indeed a wonder, especially when not tampered with, as they seemed to be in Epstein jail surveillance. Glad to know Trump is using whatever is left in his battery to crack down on cracks. Idiot.

Could this be why everything is getting cut and dismantled so the demented little hands boy can put in the finest stone and the gaudy gold leaf in the now stained white house

Sure as hell, he didn't write this....

Happy Labor Day

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I’d like to see that caught using some fantastic, tremendous, amazing, wonderful, beautiful video equipment.

🙄😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Has JDV touched him yet?

Prove it. Got pics???

I think the idiot means a wheelbarrow.

“Everyone’s out to get me!”

He always looks to find a way to screw over the contractors 🤬

Trump has turned a beautiful Rose Garden into an ugly Rock Pile.

Well played!

Fascinating man.

Hope the President is gonna rip it all out…

The freak who wrote this controls enough nukes to destroy the world!

So frustrating! Rs are probably looking at 2 scenarios. 1. He will die 2. Dems will win midterms and do the work. It is not even a consideration to pick up the mantle and do the work themselves. Makes me spitting mad.

What makes me mad is that all they were asked to do was to deliver enough votes in the Senate for a conviction, and that was as usual a bridge too far for them.

marbles, you say?

Maybe it was the ones trump lost.

One of my favorite movie scenes.

But the strawberries….

Who took them?

Gmta!

Well. If he’s spending the day worrying about limestone that’s another day he’s not blowing up the world

It's insane, I keep thinking I'll wake from this nightmare.

So, my takeaway from this is that marble is a beautiful stone, he used limestone instead and he’s also somehow amazed that one of the most secure buildings on the face of this earth actually has video surveillance?

also, he notoriously is always looking for ways to avoid paying contractors. this is how he has always done business.

That’s our POTUS on LABOR DAY!…lying for not reason, as if he’s supervising the project…and if he actually is - who the fuck is our acting POTUS while he plays subcontractor Supervisor?!?! 🙄🤦‍♂️🤬

tax dollar healthcare money to pay for limestone...

His stories are reading like Mad Libs. Random and senseless.

Care to guess who isn’t getting paid for their work? Why anyone would agree to do anything for this repugnant deadbeat is beyond me.

Wow, Gavin must've really hurt his feelings. Lower caps and some punctuation? Thing is none that changes the context and he's still coming off as a crazy old fool.

tRump is a petty , vindictive piece of 💩. The original rose garden (shown below) was designed by a landscape architect and installed by President Kennedy to honor Jackie Kennedy. It was truly a beautiful place.

If there is a God, Donald Trump will have a stroke and be unable to speak, but will be able to hear and understand perfectly and will require around the clock care for the rest of his life from underpaid health care workers and the only ones available are all people of color.

First I'd like him to do something really fantastic like changing his own diaper in front of cameras or throwing down and humping MTG live.

FELON/Sexual Predator/Lunatic Trump has indeed lost his marbles. And was this what 77 million [if accurate] easily conned gullible idiots thought their tax dollars would be used for?

These are the rantings of a madman. The Madness of Wannabe King Trump.

don't bother, it's coming out as soon as you leave. .

Happy Labor Day tho

Is it wrong to pray for douchebag Trump to have a big beautiful syroke

Yeah, the oh-so-important marble garden. What a life killer this guy is.

WTAF?!? He’s losing marbles by the hour. Has he been seen yet? Starting to feel like Weekend at Bernie’s …

Oh, the drivel, dribble, ramble, whatever. Get him some new legos.

Trump screws over yet another contractor.

When the contractors are stiffed for payment, you get shoddy work.

Translated into...I am not going to pay them!

Look at those commas! 1000% chance DT did not write this.

Hey trump. Care to comment on children being murdered at Catholic mass?

Jerk. How does anybody want to be around this pos?

Puke. Why is he calling it the Rose Garden?? He paved over the garden. He has ZERO taste.

Oops.

From FOTUS who routinely stiffed his vendors and contractors and dared them to sue him so he could tie them up in legal fees and shenanigans for years and years Moreover, more importantly, that he has all the time for this silliness is proof that Project 2025 puppeteers run the the administration

He’s fired most of those guys for now so no one is doing anything except Miller, Noem, Bondi, and occasionally when he’s not on meth Patel.

Vaught, Ratcliffe, Miller, Leavitt, Carr and Homan were all contributors to 2025. Miller and Vaught are running the show show.

Vance was hand picked by P2025

The Mike Pence of Sarah Palins. Selected with a specific purpose in mind.

The old guy might be going away too soon for the P2025 agenda. JD has not made himself likable since he stepped on the big stage. I am not sure Americans will not reject him en mass when his day comes. Just speculating.

No one can replace Trump, they just don't have the bombast or possess the ability to manipulate people. I bet P2025 didn't expect him to begin dying so soon.

I don't think they were either. Or maybe they misjudged the popularity (or lack thereof) of ole JD.

He's proven how little he knows, how much he can be manipulated and how unqualified he is for his position. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

He is fantastically unappealing and whiny.

Personally, I am thoroughly enjoying all this talk of Trump dying. In addition to it being my most fervent wish, it is also problematic for the fascists in charge. So, keep burning those effigies and sticking those voodoo dolls of Pumpkin Tits. That said, EPSTEIN FILES NOW.

My voodoo doll😎

Agree.

Agree.

Yes. The perfect amoral cypher.

Vance wrote the Forword for P2025

Miller and Vought have reached a point of cruelty stasis. Noem is doing Millers dirty work, so he’s just sitting around being the hateful lazy guy he is. But that’s no surprise. Vought got his big beautiful bill so largely already accomplished what he came to do. He’s just filing his nails now.

Lutnick and and Noem are the useful idiots to Vaught and Noem

Not as useful as SCOTUS

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= You’re not getting paid.

“The Caine Mutiny”, the strawberries!!🍓

Old Yellow Stain!😅😂

to anyone who believes that felon trump has actually built anything himself with is own 2 tiny hands i have some nice beach front property in arizona to sell ya

In sunglasses! *starts pinchin the shroom frantically *

Terminal agitation and a guy whose mind is stuck in the past. 25th Amendment time

This post so has the vibes of the Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!

Nope. He didn't write this either... Next!

They 💯 fed the internet’s criticism back into ChatGPT. “Not enough comas eh?” “How, about, now,?”

The things that Trump fixates on are not the products of a sane person’s mind. Especially not of a world leader.🚨

Exactly. Well said.

He didn’t write this and they’re all trying to distract.

I get that. But the facts remain that Trump is spending money like mad hatter on things that don’t support the American people. His grey garden, ballroom, retro fit plane…

Do you think it sounds like him? Too coherent, too grammatically correct. Higher level than a 9 year old.

Looks like a patio at Cracker Barrel

With all the tourists and pundits, surely someone caught a picture. Oh, right. another TALE. Trump Always Lies Everytime.

Trump removed the whole nostalgia of the WH. He is turning out WH into one ugly demise. There's nothing historical about the grounds any longer. Sad

It's gonna smell so bad when he's evicted, it's gonna need a full renovation anyway. It already looks like it smells like diapers and rotting fatty cysts

Agree with you. Yuk.

Always hiring the best!

Your president - while other presidents and prime ministers are trying make life easier for their citizens - yours is playing supervisor to a summer yard project, starting wars, being a dictator, breaking every law, ruining the world economy, and bankrupting the US.

Prime ministers and presidents rarely try to make life easier for anybody, anywhere. They're politicians before anything else. Trump has just pulled the bar into hell, making other politicians look decent.

You may not agree or understand every political decision and do not have to. But comments like yours during the Trump climate is neither helpful or wanted. These arent normal times and what aboutism can fuck itself!

Too late. He lost those long ago.

In truth he built a high rise without a sprinkler system.

That ship has sailed.

Well, that’s pretty much how Trump did business in the 80s in New York and anywhere hebuilt. He’d find an imagined problem with the work and then refused to pay the workers or pay them at a fraction of what the bid was. It looks like the deca Mar-a-Lago with little yellow penises

He conveniently doesn’t mention he hasn’t paid any contractors who helped him build things…for decades.

In other words.. he won't pay the contractor.. but he'll charge US..TWICE.

JFC haven't contractors learned not to work for that prick?

Now they get paid by tax dollars.

No, they don't.

Im pretty sure those contractors get paid but not from Cheetolini’s personal account. If you know something I don’t, feel free to inform me.

Not after the Whitehouse refuses to pay.

This is what the president of our country is worried about?

Let’s find out how great Epstein’s video equipment was. Release the files.

Yep. While the country is cracking, falling apart, and going down the tubes, the marbleous Dear Leader worries about landscaping and interior decorating. The landscape is plastered with concrete and the interior is definitely, stupendously inferior. 😡

He can cover all the imperfections with the cheap gold paint he's so in love with. 🙄

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He still thinks he’s in real estate development.

You know the subcontractor maybe made a mistake but this is absurd

How gross this man is. Idiotic and condescending, and on Labor Day 🤮

Sounds like garbage nonsense no matter who wrote it! Embarrassingly idiotic!

He just doesn’t want to pay up as usual

OMG, Drumpf…don’t you have a whole country to ruin?!?!

As if families trying get food on their table or pay their energy bill gives a f**k about that patio

Then a holes taste is in his rump. He wiped out the rose garden for ugly concrete. Now he’s building a porn palace ballroom for his pedo friends

It’s so comforting to know our President has his priorities straight. 🙄🙄

Yes, his beautiful marble floor, which we the ppl will never use, is more important than food, healthcare, education, and housing for us common folk. The emperor has no clothes.

That wasn’t him. Lo and behold? When does he ever say that?

No way that was Trump.

Whoever is writing his socials seriously has no idea what a piss poor job they are doing imitating him. It must be someone close to him—no comms person would think this passes muster.

Gavin needs to step in.

Great Labor Day post.

In the guy’s defense… he probably wasn’t getting paid anyway.

Em dashes. Checkmate.

WTF!

First of all: his brain is going south and second: the Rose garden looks like shit! Jackie would turn around in her grave. His first and foremost purpose seems to be destroying everything of values his predecessors did. Everything this idiot touches turns to a huge, steaming pile of shit...

I, personally, had something better in mind. Like an actual rose garden.

That ugly contractor grade patio used to be the Rose Garden.

Lol, like that contractor was ever going to get paid in the first place!

Let me guess, he’s going to stiff the contractor, charge us and pocket it!

No way he wrote this. Grammar and coherency.

Why is he still calling it the Rose Garden? There is neither a garden there anymore, nor any roses. It's a patio in the image of his stinky MAL.

If it's the best stone anywhere in the world, it wouldn't crack. This 🐷 just finds any excuse not to pay his contractors. Contractors that he himself chose for this job. When are people going to learn that you can't trust a documented stiffer like him?

He has nothing better to worry about? And he spent all of our money on stone that is somewhat delicate? Imagine what all the traffic for events will do over time.

Mean while everyone’s hungry and making ends meet.

Wait isn’t this same technique he used before to not pay contractors that did work for him

But it’s something entirely different to be stiffed by a President with no grace or dignity. Still a president. A president should not act like a …. a con man. 😅

I hope they do get stiffed. They were warned Trump never pays, he doesn't even pay with other people's money! SMH

Dementia, dementia, dementia, dementia, dementia, dementia, dementia, or just a complete effing NUTCASE!

You are far from being a builder orange dude. You are a wreaking ball. Can’t wait to get your shitass out of the peoples’ house.

What a dumbfuk. Completely ruined the garden with his shit taste and then throws a hiss fit and tweets it. Sounds like Dementia Don's anger is increasing. Next stop toddlerdelphia.

Limestone? Yes, I guess there is limestone in concrete.

A little late.

If Kamala Harris had bitched and moaned about the decorations at the White House Fox and MAGA would say ‘this is why we can’t have women in the White House, they are incapable of focusing on important things’

"Eff you, Labor Day!" ~Prezzy Bonespurs

Well if you didn’t want scratches or stains, limestone was a very pour choice. As far as stone goes, it is very soft and absorbent.

Who ate the strawberries?

My fellow Americans; The President of the “United States”.

It’s ugly as hell

Once he’s out of office his successor should have them dig up the marble and, if the successor wants a super ugly monstrosity aka patio, move it elsewhere on the grounds and restore the rose garden to the spot of beauty and peace that it was before Trump.

Did anybody ever actually sit at one of those umbrella tables? Like Melanoma and Dump having a cozy private lunch together on a beautiful day? Admiring the lack of roses?

We should have gotten a substantial security deposit from Trump.

Best comment on this thread! Funny and spot on

He probably did it himself to cheat the contractor.

This looks like a report written by a seventh grade boy who didn't read the course material,

Did he find out who ate the quart of missing strawberries from the WH kitchen?

Did he always talk like some kind of silly old lady? Asked by me, an old lady. He's giving us a bad name!

He sounds like Humphrey Bogart in Caine Mutiny , the moment everyone in the courtroom can see he has lost his mind . He is obsessed with something nobody cares about . trump’s mind had left the building .

It’s just an excuse to stiff the contractor.

So bizarre.

Seriously. NOT the Felon.🤔 Coherent. Well organized. Proper punctuation. Not all CAPS. It's also not deranged or angry like "normal".😱

This idiot thinks the “gold” is real.

I hate him!!!

Ridiculous and pathetic

Waste of money. It's the White House, the People's house NOT the Palace of Versailles, home of Louis XIV.

This was not written by Donald.

Donald does not use this sentence structure or phrases.

It could have been written by a five year old…Dotard!

Mr. Trump: You are not the slightest bit presidential, and you have never had a reputation for treating workers decently-- no matter how fine their work. Workers made this country great, not parasites and pillagers like you. Thanks to unions, we can enjoy Labor Day without you.