Erm, lock your car door?

How does that work? He jumps out and runs?

hahahaa right? if anything that just makes it easier for the carjackers lmao

Right?! What an idiot.

So he's so unaware of his surroundings he won't notice someone creeping up on his car and then he could unbuckle his belt? Or he just generally doesn't wear one and he can't figure out how to push the button?

Maybe he should look for another job.

Right wingers have no ability to assess and mitigate risk. These morons will muzzle-sweep each other cosplaying as soldiers but wet themselves in terror at the 0.01% chance they might get carjacked.

Probably leaves his doors unlocked too.

As an Oklahoman, let me just say that's the weakest excuse for stupidity I've heard all day (and we're 50th in education).

Duh

Man, mediocre white man

Hopefully he drives into a wall at high speed.

This pussy so stupid he just admitted to breaking the law on national television lol

The same guy who wanted to physically fight with a labor union leader in Congress is too much of a pu**y to wear a seatbelt?

Mullin: Jeez...DC is so scary. Live studio audience: HOW SCARY IS IT MARKWAYNE? Mullin: It's so scary, I drive without wearing my seatbelt to make it easier for both me and the carjacker who steals my car every other week. House Band: 🥁📀

“I’m a huge pussy”

This... won't in any way help in the event of a carjacking?

It'll help him try to smash through the windshield head-first.

Didn't anyone tell Markwayne that In Washington D.C., there's a LAW (Title 50, Subtitle I, Chapter 7, relating to motor vehicles) that requires being BUCKLED IN to a booster seat until you're a big boy who's at least 4'9"??

Dude is basically Mac from It’s Always Sunny

Doesn’t he carry a gun?

MarkWayneWayneMark is truly on the cutting edge of stupid.

Lmao, conservatives are the biggest cowards I have ever seen, Complete clowns

The party of scaredy cats...

That's manly.🙄

The hilarious thing is the very people conservatives claim are soy boy, effeminate latte drinking betas have zero problems existing without fear in any major city in great numbers and in sketchy, pre-gentrified neighborhoods. I guess they're just tougher than conservatives.

I mean, literally anyone who isn't a conservative is tougher than they are. They literally have enlarged amygdala. They spend all their time feeding it too, so it just gets bigger. They are literally scared, dangerous animals.

MARKWAYNE MULLIN drinks raw milk out of the carton while letting his Tesla drive him hands-free past the vaccination center with no seatbelt on...to own the libbbzz. He's legit one of the dumbest Repubs I've heard offer to fight a witness during a Senate hearing.

Markwayne has spent his entire career yammering on about how being in 2 unsanctioned MMA fights, in 2008, made him some kind of “cage fighter.” Now he’s scared shitless of driving to work. Maybe he should hire Bernie to work personal security.

Nah he just doesn't fit without a booster seat

“Big Balls” got beat up by two 15 year olds while inexplicably walking in the bar district at 3 am… Tell me this wouldn’t carry the same risk in Birmingham, Memphis, Fayetteville, Tallahassee, etc…

Hey look there’s nothing inexplicable about stumbling home drunk at 3am. It happens to the best of us.

I guess what I mean is that the inexplicable part is the President deploying the National Guard as a result of it.

Usually you don't get people saying you deserve the presidential medal of freedom because of it

“And I don’t want the same thing happen to me what’s happened to a lot of people that work on The Hill.”- Have I missed the rash of Congress members being car-jacked or is that being covered up by the woke media?

Of course the guy named MarkWayne is a coward.

I would enthusiastically like to encourage this man’s non-buckling habit. Especially whenever he’s on a highway doing 70 or higher.

"My wife tells me I'm a strong brave boy"

Same guy was shittin his pants on Jan 6th.

that's a wonderful idea, he should keep doing that

He should protect his head and wear it around his neck.

he also sits on a phone book so he can see over the steering wheel

He also has to stand on a box when he’s debating.

Big heels on those boots as well. Some one is very insecure about their height

I wonder if he sits on a booster seat while driving.

Probably.

less Republicans should wear seatbelts, in my opinion

These people are such weak little cowards, dear fucking god. Just lock your damn door if you're so chickenshit.

No seatbelt? I like those odds

Whoever this clown has his life insurance with should jack his premiums way up

Also his auto insurance

I’m ok with his decision. He clearly wants to win a Darwin Award. 😈

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He needs a therapist.

Praying for a high speed collision.

Deep down, MAGA is a bunch of pussies and so, they relate.

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I haven’t seen such bravery since Barney Fife investigated the haunted Rimshaw house

Isn’t that illegal?

YES VERY

Spoken like someone who doesn't drive in DC or NOVA and also is lying. No sane person would not buckle here.

Or Maryland. The drivers here are insane!

That's fine by me. Let him meet his dashboard in what would otherwise be a low-impact fender-bender.

I have no doubt that this dipshit doesn't buckle up, but it has nothing to do with carjacking.

drivers in dc, you know what you must do

Guys...he's obviously lying. Why are we writing articles about this when its so clear hes just saying to to push a bullshit agenda? Your dunks are hurting him, becasue they're all part of the game.

Fine with me if he doesn’t wear a seatbelt but he should wear a diaper if he is gonna piss his pants every second of his pathetic life

Is there anything they’re not afraid of

He should drive with his eyes closed so he doesn't have to risk seeing a brown person.

That will definitely save him

Lol

This is what we call small dick energy.

Low-T.

These jackholes are so paranoid and ridiculous. They need help

He'd tell the therapist they're rigged like all the numbers

... How does not being buckled in prevent a carjacking?

Logic isn’t something the right wing brain typically masters.

Lmfai

If he gets on the freeway with that attitude, a carjacking is the least of his worries. Physics don't care about your feelings 😬

They say a coward dies a thousand deaths

Don’t make me tap the sign

Tap away.

Well, since they're stepping up patrols looking for just any little crime in DC, I hope they charge him. He thinks he doesn't have to follow laws because he's afraid something may happen to him? And I'm sure the .3 seconds it would take to unbuckle would make a huge difference.

Most of these Republicans are just plain idiots. 1+1=3

Dude should have no responsibilities that require assessment of comparative risk. What’s the ratio of car accidents to carjackings in DC?

Car *crashes*, not car "accidents", and yes.

Being corrected by a man is sooo hot.

Who cares if he's a man. He's right and you learned something.

Repubs are some punk ass bitches. I thought they were 2A pistol packing Rambo’s. I guess not.

The FBI and National Guard patrolling DC had better ticket this criminal then.

Somebody should notify trumps Gestapo so they know where to snatch a criminal. White bois are the enemies of America.

Fatally fracturing his skull and spine on the windshield for FREEDOM.

Alpha Male in the sheets, Coward in the streets.

I thought he was a big strong man. 🐈

Mullin confesses to breaking the law, which as we know makes him an ILLEGAL.

Another one of Trump’s Senate b*tches. 🤡

This guy didn’t get the insurance company/ cops calls it the ‘happy face ’ talk in Drivers Ed obviously. I’m 56 & that class lecture is like I attended yesterday

It’s Ironic because the only time this man was in actual Danger in DC he was hiding behind seats while his constituents tried to break down the door to the chambers and his buddy then murdered a lady.

I hope he's telling the truth (for once).

Giant 🐈

Never trust a man who has two first names in one.

“I’m afraid of being carjacked so I make it easier for someone to drag me out of my car.”

That... seems like two different things... How does not wearing a seatbelt stop him from being carjacked?