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BREAKING: Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying

aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 5 3

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MBeaulieu @mbeaulieu.bsky.social

Sigh. For a few minutes, it looked like it was going to be the best weekend of the decade...

aug 30, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Reverend m1ck @reverend-m1ck.bsky.social

A SINGLE BLURRY PHOTO WILL NOT CRUSH OUR HOPE.

aug 30, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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rod87.bsky.social @rod87.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 1:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Blue Jazz @jazzisblue.bsky.social

Is that actually him?

aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Patrick Charlton-O'Shea @aesonique.itch.io

If he wasn't such an arsehole, people wouldn't be looking forward to him dying.

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social

But he is, and so we are.

aug 30, 2025, 4:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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IdiocracyIsTrue @idiocracyistrue.bsky.social

Sure glad he's working hard to lower consumer prices, end wars, and release the Epstein files.

aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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TheRealMrBill @therealmrbill.bsky.social

He looks dead.

aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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BarbJoan @bjgt.bsky.social

Well, he has no soul…

aug 31, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
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🐕 loving Mexican Canadian @pellat.bsky.social

Weekend at Bernies situation...

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aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marcia @maw1212.bsky.social

Just the epitome of health right there

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ed S. 🇨🇦 @blueskyknowledge.bsky.social

Is it AI? Has Trump become AI?

aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social

That's not him, that's fake Melania.

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 pm • 3 0 • view