BREAKING: Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying
BREAKING: Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying
Sigh. For a few minutes, it looked like it was going to be the best weekend of the decade...
A SINGLE BLURRY PHOTO WILL NOT CRUSH OUR HOPE.
Is that actually him?
If he wasn't such an arsehole, people wouldn't be looking forward to him dying.
But he is, and so we are.
Sure glad he's working hard to lower consumer prices, end wars, and release the Epstein files.
He looks dead.
Well, he has no soul…
Just the epitome of health right there
Is it AI? Has Trump become AI?
That's not him, that's fake Melania.