Is George Lucas to blame for this bullshit? What?

These ppl don't even know what mitochondria are. 🤦🏻‍♀️

WTF does that even mean.

Soon, there will be wellness pills to avoid 'negative mitochondrial activity' 🤡🤡🤡

Whaddyamean, soon?

“Life Extension” sounds like brand Dr. Oz. would create.

I just checked, and that brand launched in 1981, so it is far older than Dr. Oz's supplement grift.

Now I need to learn more about their history. I’m surprised with a name like that, that they haven’t been sued into oblivion by now.

They make the only low-dose, nonliquid melatonin supplement I've been able to find online, 300mcg per tablet. It's difficult to find anything less than 5mg most places, even shopping in person.

4.5 stars though.

And why not, at the low, low price of $68.99 a bottle for something that is probably dosed so that bottle runs out in a month.

At $2.30 per serving, that is a 30 day supply. I mathed the math. Classic with supplements.

What better time than now to set fire to a small pile of money?

The mitochondria lobby are the powerhouse of the incels.

What aggressive stupidity. Yeah, kids are puffy because all the food, water, and air is poisonous, no one has any time to raise them (either neglected or smothered), and they are taking on the stress of their parents who don't make enough money to have a non-desperate life. Eat shit, whack job.

Bobby would be so ashamed….🙄

I don't even know how to parse this. What kooky-assed magical-thinking nonsense have the white California wellness cultists come up with this time? I'm almost curious but I know I'll need to down several drams of scotch afterwards just to numb the intellectual pain of how stupid whatever it is.

Sounds like his cells use ATP like a LIB

The worm should have finished the whole thing, I mean, there really wasn't that much to begin with.

To be clear, I believe they exist

Oh yeah? Have you ever SEEN a mitochondrion?!?! Checkmate, you cell-out

Well of course, the mitochondria is powerhouse of the cell

He's got a big-ass Ben Affleck back tattoo of one of these bad boys

How else would Jedi do their magic?