Things my 5 year old kid said in ihop today: “EJ do you want more applesauce?” “Nah I’m off the applesauce” “EJ do you want to eat more pancakes?” “Nah, I have a time issue. I have to babysit later” *in the bathroom* “Echo echo echo” “EJ just go pee” “Ok starting noooow. Echo echo echo”