oh did a sportsball person get engaged to some musical person, i don't watch sports or listen to music or watch movies or television, enjoy sunsets or feed birds or enjoy pets, i'm too busy focused on the issues
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A "sportsball person"? A "SPORTSBALL PERSON"? I'll have you know, he's Jason Kelce's brother!
aug 26, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
is jason kelce one of the beach boys, i don't pay attention to other people or their families, too locked in on the issues
aug 26, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
He is a SEVEN TIME Pro Beard-Haver nominee and Super Beard 52 champion!
aug 26, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Also sometimes he goes on TV to hand toys to other, less beardedly-gifted men and then makes sure that other men don't stop them from playing with the toys with their buddies. People love it, and I think it's a fundraiser for a non-profit?
aug 26, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
In conclusion, capital punishment is unjustifiably inhumane except in the case of coaches who punt on 4th and 2 or less between the 35s.
aug 26, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
well obviously
aug 26, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
🤝
aug 26, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Ughhhh culture. (Dusts shoulder)
aug 26, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for keeping your priorities right
aug 26, 2025, 11:12 pm • 3 0 • view
somebody has to care about this planet, please thank me oh you did well thank me again
aug 26, 2025, 11:13 pm • 3 0 • view
You could have used this superfluous post to raise awareness. Do Better.
aug 26, 2025, 11:15 pm • 4 0 • view
sufficiently praising me for my virtue is something about which people need to be more aware
aug 26, 2025, 11:16 pm • 6 0 • view
Two thank yous?!?! While windmills are slaughtering whales?!?!
aug 26, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view