Back in the day, Time magazine cast the Watergate scandal with figures from Hollywood movies in a special humor feature, I remember Nixon was played by Captain Queeg and H.R. "Bob" Haldeman by H.R. "Bugs" Bunny.

“I am very proud of the beautiful stonework we did in the Rose Garden.” I’m focusing on the “we”. Somebody undoubtedly did beautiful stonework. But Mr. Trump was certainly not part of that “we”. Has he ever done a single day of labor in his life? At best, he commanded that the work be done.

He just needs to use some geometric logic and it will all be revealed.

Here’s how it went down: Trump: I want to pave the Rose Garden over with limestone pavers. Contractor: I’ll give you a quote, but I must warn you they are expensive and probably not as durable as you want or need in this type of application.

Trump: I don’t care! I want limestone pavers!!! Contractor: We submitted the invoice months ago and haven’t been paid. Trump: I’m not paying. They were too expensive and haven’t held up. This is what happens with nearly every contractor he's ever hired.

I'll see you Thursday, Peter!

Lo and behold? No grammatical nor spelling errors? He didn't write this.

It’s full of AI red flags, the easiest being the two em dashes.

I hate it here!

This is a 15/10 post. Well done, sir.

Amazing that he keeps calling it the Rose Garden despite it being a paved patio.

Wait, this is real?

Steamed over his own tow rope, you say?

As the world's biggest Caine Mutiny fan...

how does that help americans?

He had the idea for decades? Holding grudges is what Trump does.

Wait…….. This is real?????

Or threw the palm tree into the ocean.

This is one of the most demented screeds to date. You can see the thoughts slowly bubbling up to the surface like swamp gas emerging from a pool of slime.

Look at all that punctuation complete with quotation marks! It’s still horribly written, but it wasn’t written by the moron in chief.

Perfect visual comment!

"a steel cart that was broken and tilting badly, rubbing hard against the soft, beautiful stone." So soft that ONE incident like that requires replacement of the stone? What is it going to look like in a few years of rearranging tables and chairs, trundling out food carts, ladies in high heels..."

loves them because he never fucking pays them. what a dick

bat shit crazy how can those sycophants kiss the ring and smell his diapers he is a raving lunatic and why is he overseeing construction its because his handlers keep him busy with drivel and spouting hate so they can steal our country from underneath- he is a disposable idiot for them and Russia,.

Whuh??

Holy shit

Why’d ya pick such a soft stone Mr “good taste”

Make America great again… through video surveillance!

Just fucking unhinged. If it were Biden, it would be a constant story on Fox News and it alone would lose him election, period. But the Dems don't know how to do that

😳

It took my brain a couple minutes to dredge up the book reference. Perfect! And good grief, he's a builder? Maybe Bob the Builder needs to weigh in on his tweet.

Bet $ they did not properly install the base under the pavemento

Since he's so fond of renaming things, he should rename "The Rose Garden" "The Concrete Garden." 😒

Hmmm. I'm shocked to find out that no one considered the possibility that soft stone was a less than ideal choice for this high traffic area. Shocked.

They have security cameras covering the White House grounds? I would not have believed it!

Something's really wrong.

That’s not him.

I find it easy to believe that surfaces are very important to him. His every thought and concern is superficial, with no interest in nor concept or understanding of depth.

Does this mean it's not dead yet?

This is just his way of setting the scene for not paying for the limestone garden

Can we start calling him “Old Yellowstain”? Or “Orangestain”?

Excessive fondling of ball bearings *is* known to cause bruises on the hands

Nothing has changed. Find a fault and refuse to pay the contractor.

Whew! I’m glad he’s dealing with the most urgent matters in our country!

Or who threw the palm tree overboard.

The only way to read Trump’s post is while humming the theme to Get Smart. Perhaps I’m dating myself, but an acceptable alternative would be the theme to Peter Gunn.

Anything Mancini!

🎯 Got to see him conduct the Air Force (maybe Army?) band at DAR constitution Hall, closing with the theme to Peter Gunn. They all rocked!

Could be a totally fabricated story. Typical of him to overtell as a way (in this case) of letting you know he has security cameras. That's all that is. #pathalogical When you don't need to lie but you do anyway, out of habit.

It’s probably good that Captain Queeg is spending his time decorating.

There are two em dashes in strawberry.

NextDoor post vibes

President Queeg!

An order to rip up that rose garden and take down the flag poles doesn’t have to be the first thing the next Democratic president does. It can easily wait until Day 2 or 3.

Can’t wait to have a literate president again. One can dream.

Over Peace Prize worthy

How great is that video equipment that caught Trump lackey Walt Nauta moving boxes of classified material ahead of his lawyer's subpoena "search" for the missing documents?

Lies, lies and more lies

And we don’t know who posted this for Trump. They forgot to use all caps with weird crazy grammar. 😁

And where are the InAppropriate "Quotation Marks?" Thank YOU for your attention to this matter.

Exactly. 😂

I think about those strawberries a lot these days.

I can’t stomach 3.5 more years of this narcissistic, insufferable buffoon.

What the.... Geezus what a joke.

my next question is, how soft is that stone

Softer than the stone his head is made from?

"Limestone plus"