What if he gives a live press conference and croaks mid-sentence
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Staff would say “ hot lights “ or “ tough question from the radical left woke reporter “ killed him
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a. His supporters would blame journalists. b. The press would praise the President's bold rejection of conventional attitudes to respiration. c. RFK jr would abscond with the body. d. There would be a nationwide champagne shortage.
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It would deal Atheism a blow from which it might not ever be able to recover.
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He'll be seen as a martyr poisoned by Democrats.
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The sheer weight of the GIFs would break the internet.
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Oh come on... things that great never happen.
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We can hope.
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They'd still claim he's in excellent health
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He will probably give a live press conference at the same time the Epstein victims will be talking.
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Someone on the bird site wondered if this was a new memecoin lol
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I'll buy tickets
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tickets for that?
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That’d be fine.
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It would fix me, Laurie.
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You tease.
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As a little treat.
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