Please tell me this isn’t your annual training for work.

It is

“Ohhhhh. Apply the soap BEFORE wiping with a paper towel… Aha. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.” At my engineering company we take mandatory sexual harassment awareness training where I learned that some women refer to their own breast as “these puppies”. Repeat the trying every two years.

OMG. Seems like something that could be tailored a tad depending on the audience. Thankfully my work did not make me watch handwashing videos.